"I'm still going to say that hand traps were the worst thing to happen to the game. They completely take all of the fun out of it."
"Speak for yourself. Watching you get mad when you can't just do whatever you want is very satisfying."
"You're such a dick… thank god I'm full of fried dough and sugar right now, or you would be a dead man."
"You're adorable with your little booter belly though. You look like your niece after dinner."
"We're both insulted by that."
On the other side of the country, Malachi and Aisha were visiting the Grand Canyon.
They'd stopped to pig out on beignets somewhere they wouldn't be judged and were now laying on the hood of the car as they wrestled with the consequences.
Serosh was lying on the ground somewhere, still reeling from eating his portion and simultaneously disappointed that the rest were being saved for the family.
