Sometimes, life can be a bitch.
You can have hundreds of thousands of dollars of debt that you didn't accumulate passed onto you by a family member who died, and are forced to assume responsibility for all of it.
You might get that special moment with a girl that you've had a massive crush on; but when you open her legs it smell like a seafood boil.
You could win thirteen regular season football games and STILL miss the top four slots for playoff contention.
However, there is very little that can compare to the awkwardness of sitting in the third row of a car, between your ex and a girl you currently have feelings for.
This seating chart wasn't done intentionally, but everyone else in the vehicle was certainly making sure that they enjoyed every moment of this delightful accident.
By nature, Melanie could be a somewhat chatty person and right now she was trying to interact with the one person in the car she didn't know: Malachi.
