a dark alleyway is slightly illuminated by a distant street light, rain pours down hard muffling all sounds that could be heard. in this alley 3 men are kicking a chubby man in a suit
"give us your fucking money fatty!" one of them yells before kicking the victim hard in the stomach, he coughs up blood and is on the verge of passing out.
"what do you boys think youre doing" a voice says from somewhere the men cant see, but they dont hear him over the rain "i said what do you think youre doing" he says it louder this time but to no response, "damn it!" he yells as loud as he can and the men turn to see a naked man standing on the other end of the alley, hes wearing nothing but a ski mask and his tiny penis hangs out in the open "youre supposed to acknowledge someone when they talk to you! didnt your parents ever teach you manners!"
"who the hell are you"
"ill tell you after i beat you up"
"in your dreams" the men begin to advance on weiner man, drawing knives
"im weiner man!" weiner man runs at them full speed and with a single punch takes one of the men down, he swings his fist to quickly dispatch the other one, he kicks the third right in the balls and towers over him "im weiner man and youd better not forget it!"
"dave" a womans voice says "dave wake up you're going to be late for work"
"yeah yeah im getting up" dave grumbles sleepily. this is dave angler, the weiner man, and this is his story