ROBERT POV//
My name is Robert Johnson, or in short Robby, and yeah I am the protagonist in this story. I am in highschool and....umm... I don't really remember what grade I am in. anyway It doesn't matter because I am the world's strongest delinquent, I would have said I am the strongest fighter but there is always ba*man or sup*rman, who knows maybe they are hiding somewhere. If I meet them will they give me an autograph? hmm.... maybe not. But as always there is a villain who will hinder the protagonist's path to glory. And that villain or villainess is the self-proclaimed queen of the school Susan. now I know what you are thinking if that girl is so weak then why hadn't I already defeated her?... well she is weak but she is too slippery. that freak is as slippery as slime. sometimes I even wonder if she has some superpowers or not.
anyway, my Arch nemesis competes with me in every single thing like a cliche villain of a novel. how? let me make a list,
1. we compete in who gets the highest marks in every subject, and I mean literally every subject. As a result, we get the highest score possible in every single subject...what? what did you say? delinquents are not good at studying?
I dare you to say that again, hmph!! this delinquent is good at everything starting from sewing to rocket science, everything.
2. as delinquents we obviously have our underlings. and that bit*h is always trying to steal them. hmph! like anyone can do that with my underlings. the problem starts with the new ones in school every year. both of us try to get them on either side, how? well of course I am a gentle and reasonable delinquent so I talk with them very GENTLY.
3. Being a delinquent always comes with our area of influence in short 'territory'. and I am happy to say that as of now I have the biggest territory, Muhahaha kneel before me, peasant.
there is of course more in the list but if I say them all it's gonna make the bible look like a one-page leaflet.
Back to the present time
today, Wednesday, 16th of July, I feel like the day is very bad for me. all kind of weird thing is happening today. if it wasn't for the weekly underlings meeting, I wouldn't want to go to school today. first thing in the morning I wake up in a puddle of water, courtesy of my little sister. but whenever I want to be angry at her, she gives me these puppy eyes that are irresistible. that's right this delinquent is a siscon. after what can be called a very wet morning my hand slipped and the food bowl I was holding breaks, thus earning me an earful of discipline season from a very angry mom. then.....well tripping on my shoes in the front door, getting garbage thrown at my head by my neighbor to almost getting mistaken as a pickpocketer on the bus, everything that could happen, happened.
and to top it off, when I got to school I found out that my arch nemesis poached 12 new students from me. can you believe it? poaching from me? If anyone found out about this I would have to spit a mouthful of saliva and drown myself in it.
I angrily enter the school to confront that bi*ch only to see her on the stairs trying to poach another batch of students. as soon as the students saw me, they ran away at a speed that could only be compared to a freaking cheetah. THIS BI*CH!!
"HOW DARE YOU POACH MY UNDERLINGS!!!"
"huh?.. oh it's mister loser. what do you mean by poaching? they are clearly being undermined by you. if they work for me they will get to see this queen's magnificence rather than seeing your ugly face every day."
"YOU!!!!! TODAY WE WILL SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL. COME ON"
"Hoh! you want to fight? come on then, I have had enough of you. I will show you why I am the strongest delinquent."
I through a right jab straight at her face but she dodges left and tries to hit me with a right-hand punch on my stomach only for it to be parried by my left shoulder. and then it happened. what else but my bad luck? we were fighting in the second-floor opening right by the stairs. as I was fighting I lost my footing and then she punched me in the face.
this blasted luck of mine. I can feel the dampness beneath my head. ahh...it must be blood. I might have to go to the hospital for real this time, shittt!!. But why do I feel sleepy?, am I going into a comma? ah well.... let's sleep for n.....
//after some time//
"AGHHH!!..My head hurts. damn it what happened? did I wake up?"
I open my eyes and try to see my surroundings. the hospital where I think I am, for some reason looks like a movie setup. hehehe I am even hallucinating now. damn, I must have hit my head really hard this time. I will get back on that bi*ch after I get out of here.
anyways this hallucination really looks realistic. I get up from my bed with some difficulty. these than migraines.
"hmm this room is really fancy. I wonder how I thought up this design in my head."
this pleasant smell is really nice. smell huh...smell?...huh?....huhhhh?
what in the seven hell is going on in here? how can I smell things in my hallucination?
i get up from my bed and frantically run my hands around the room to feel the materials only to get even more shocked.
"AHHHHH!!! What's going on? where am I?
suddenly the door swung open and a middle-aged man came rushing in.
"your majesty, you're awake, you're finally awake."
"huh? who are you old man? are you the one who kidnapped me?"
"....your majesty it's me galeon, your....butler"
huh...I must have gone crazy