#Chapter99
Curling up in his seat, arms wrapping around his legs, sheltering the bare patch between where his socks and shorts failed to meet, he thought back to that amazing little bug. Wished she had been real so they could be real. All the other ladybugs had been sooo mean to her because she didn't have any spots, but then she had lots of adventures, and for every thing she saw that made her smile, she grew a spot. And she ended up being the ladybug with the most spots and everyone was jealous and thought she was soooo bootieful.
/"I tell you about the vulvyteen rabbit./"
/"Say Velveteen again, babes?/"
/"Vulvyteen./"
