#Chapter75
/"Life is such a beautiful gift of god. God made animals, humans, mysterious things and then. he made me.
THIS IS WHY I'M SINGLE!/" Harry shouted as Kate sat in front of him and chewed a sandwich.
/"*Chew Chew*/"
/"I MEAN- TILL DATE I SLEEP DIAGONALLY ON MY BED, I MAKE FOOD FOR TWO AND EAT IT ALL!
/"*Chew Chew*/"
/"ALL BECAUSE THE GIRLS I FIND ATTRACTIVE ARE EITHER FAMOUS, TAKEN, TWICE MY AGE, IN A K-POP GROUP, DOESN'T LIKE ME BACK, DON'T KNOW I EXIST, DOESN'T EXIST HERSELF, DEAD OR LESBIAN!/" Harry said.
/"*Chew Chew*/"
/"HONESTLY SPEAKING, I THINK I'M SINGLE BECAUSE I DIDN'T FORWARDED THOSE CHAIN MESSAGES IN 2008. I MEAN, EVEN F**KING JEREMY WEASTE HAS A GIRLFRIEND!/" Harry shouted.
/"*Chew Chew*/"
/"I THINK. . MAYBE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE GOT STUCK IN A C*NDOM/"
/"*Cough* *Chew* *Chew*/"
