#Chapter43
First date fumbles
Bella
Tonight was Andrew and my first date. Mom promised me that dad would be on his best behavior. I doubt it, but it’s worth a shot, right?
Andrew showed up, but dad beat me to the door.
/"Dad!/"
/"Oh, relax because you worry too much./" Dad patted the side of my face. He whipped open the door and wrapped his arm around Andrew’s neck. /"Andrew, my man. How’s it hanging?/"
/"Oh, about nine inches,/" Andrew said.
/"It’s good to have dreams and keep dreaming, buddy./" Dad removed his arm from Andrew’s neck and patted his chest. /"Anyway, Bella is all ready, but you’re missing something./"
/"Like what?/"
/"Flowers. Where are the flowers, you dink?/"
/"At the florist./"