#Chapter387
Well, adulting sucks
Lakin
Our parents arrived, along with our uncles and aunts. Thanks to Maverick and his enormous mouth, we had to endure a lecture from hell.
The five of us sat there as Dad lectured us.
/"It’s not that I don’t know you’re having sex because each one of you has gotten caught, Lakin,/" he said, glancing at me.
/"Can we please not revisit that sinful behavior? Once was enough,/" Nixon said.
/"Anyway, we all know we can’t keep you from doing God knows what. But, I sure in hell can keep you from living in sin,/" he told us.
/"Oh? So, when you and Ma lived together in college, was what? You were playing house,/" Larkin said.
/"First, most of the time, we shared different rooms,/" Dad said.
/"Until you got caught after you lied to Grampa and Nana,/" Lyric said.
/"That’s not the point,/" he said.
/"No, your point is, do as I say, not as I do,/" I said.
