#Chapter179
Freshman year down
Oliver
We finished our freshman term in college. What did you learn, boys and girls? Well, we learned the psycho twins’ birth parents need a foot up their ass for being assholes. Grammy Maggie wields a mean frying pan which Don Wilson can attest to that fact. Tim Wilson has a permanent residence in a hospital. I fell for a Wilson boy and gave up my bookie ways.
We had lost Grandpa Nash and Uncle Nixon but didn’t lose their life lessons. Our house burned down, but the insurance company was rebuilding it. Grayson does stupid shit that involves the police and lands us in the clink. Our cousins found love with people who compliment them. And our fathers survived us.
Yeah, we had an eventful time.
I plopped on the couch, then laid down and fell asleep. I was enjoying a peaceful slumber until someone doused me with ice water. I jolted up as Deacon stood there with an empty bucket.
/"What the hell?/"
