#Chapter67
Crazy doesn’t even explain it
Ryan
Have you ever wondered how Frazier and I remained friends? Yeah, I do, too.
I knew the guy was nuts, but I never expected him to land us in flipping jail! It started when he wanted to have a little fun with Mario. A little? I meant a lot.
/"Frazier, what are we doing here?/" I asked.
/"Shh, or you’ll blow our cover./" He shushed me.
/"Fine, but can you tell us why we have to wear these ridiculous outfits?/" Jordan asked.
We glanced at our black clothes.
/"Because we’re ninjas, duh. We’re stealthy and quick, like rabbits. Or when I use Ryan’s toothbrush to scrub certain areas of my body./"
/"What? When have you used my toothbrush?/"
/"Never mind. You don’t need to know./" He gestured at me.
/"Dude, get a new toothbrush,/" Jordan said.
I’m throwing out my toothbrush when I get home.
/"Now come on before someone finds out,/" Frazier whispered.
