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My System Is Perverted

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Chapter 1 - System Assistant

I was a magician in my past life. Very good one I would say.

Deceiving others was my job. Bringing things out of nowhere or making them vanish into thin air, making people believe in something that wasn't there, or even putting people in a trance-like state to hypnotize them and make them believe whatever I wanted them to believe, I could do it all.

It was fun to see different chicks in my bed every morning. I didn't differentiate between women. As long as one is eighteen with a hot body or a cute face she is in my strike zone.

But that too started to get boring. Then I found that I didn't just like to fuck them. What I liked more was to dominate them.

So, I did that.

Fucked up other's life just to get a kick out of it.

However, I wouldn't say I was that bad.

After I was done with them, I was very kind to them and let them go to live any way they wished to live.

They were free to live as they wished. But what did they do? They started fucking other random people.

So, doesn't that mean they liked what I did to them? That's why I didn't think I did anything bad. At a point, I started thinking of myself as some kind of liberator who let the inner women of my toys shine.

However, that soon ended.

By the power of a miraculous being (Truck Kun), I died.

When I opened my eyes, what I saw was a room. The walls had patterns of white, red, and black mixed in like flames.

"This is the afterlife?" –I said to myself.

"Yes and no." –Came another as a reply to my monologue.

There was a man sitting at a dark corner of the room. He was tall and had a good muscle tone and black hair.

"What do you mean? Who are you?" –I asked.

"Zip it. I'm the only one going to talk. The only thing you are to do is listen because I don't have much time. " –The man said.

"First things first, I am Loki, god of mischief, and I killed you." –Loki introduced himself.

"Wha…" –what does that mean? That is what I was gonna say.

"Shhh, I said zip it. I'll explain." –Loki made a gesture and put a spell on me. The spell made it so that sound couldn't get out of my mouth.

"First of all, you were bored anyway. You didn't have a family or any responsibility. You didn't even want to take some for a change. All you wanted to do is fuck."

"Seeing you being as degenerate as me, I thought to make your life a bit more exciting."

"You see, I stole your soul from the reincarnation process and brought you here. I intend to give you a bit of my power. Real Power and not just those tricks you used to do back on earth."

"For you to get adapted to it, I'll make it behave like a system you read in novels. That will also help you in getting your girls easily. So, how about it? Will you take it?" –Loki said smugly as if he already knew the answer. e made a gesture and I was able to speak again.

A lot of things came to my mind. However, they vanished just as soon as they entered my head. As if something, erased those questions from my mind entirely. And a bit later I felt like there was nothing wrong with the statement that Loki said. I still don't know what actually happened at that time. Maybe it was Loki's power at work but At that moment, I was somehow convinced about the fact that I wasn't dreaming and this shady-looking guy was actually telling the truth. 

I died and was talking to a living breathing god. However, that didn't seem very strange to me at the moment.

The fact that I died or the person in front of me killed me didn't seem like a problem to me. I somehow took the news very easily. In any case, Adventure sounded nice. And I was dead anyway. So the only thing I said was, "Sure." 

"Oh, don't you want to know how I killed you? I'm dying to tell you." –Loki said.

"No, it's fine. What I want to know is why do you want to give me this opportunity?"

"Oh, nothing much. You should know that I'm known to be a liar. Will you believe me?"

"Tell me anyway." –I told. I still remember a bit of things about Loki from the mythology I read. From what I know Loki likes to mix truth and lie together. So I can half believe him.

"Well, I had a problem with Hestia. And I want you to fuck up the word she resides in."

"That's it?" –I asked.

"Any more would be a lie. And I don't want to lie to a man I just killed. I'm not that cruel." –Loki.

"When did Loki the god of mischiefs get this nice."

"hehe. Anyway are you sure you don't want to know how I killed you? Tell you what; I'll give you a gift if you listen." –Loki.

"Gift? That sounds nice." -I said as I thought about it.

"You remember the truck that hit you right?" -Loki said enthusiastically as if he was about to tell some interesting story.

"..." -I didn't really care about the story but nodded anyway.

"You see, the driver that was in the truck is a very 'adventurous' guy. He was bringing a bitch to his apartment after a long day of work. Out of nowhere, that guy grabbed a handful of her juicy balloons... That said, that bitch did have a nice pair of knockers." -Loki added the last part as he remembered those big perky boobs.

"So, what? The driver lost control of the truck because he had one hand off the wheel?" -I asked getting a bit irritated by Loki's smiling face.

"No... That's not it. You would've been fine if that's the only thing that happened. That truck driver wasn't an inexperienced one. If it was that easy, I wouldn't have to do anything to kill you." -Loki shook his head.

I didn't know what to say. Did this guy just say that we didn't have much time? How come he's taking so long talking nonsense?

"In order to kill you I had to intervene right at that moment. There was a traffic signal on the road which turned red when you were crossing the road. I made some complicated mental calculations and made that girl's body hypersensitive at the right time. And all that fondling that bitch really horny. In the end, she couldn't take it and started sucking him off on the road. She was so horny that she was sucking his cock like her life depended on it. Just when you were crossing the road the driver had the best climax of his life. She almost sucked the soul out of him. Because of the blowjob, the driver didn't see the red light from afar, and when he did see it, he was too drained to put any strength in his feet." -Loki said smilingly.

"So, that's how I died?" -I asked with a gloomy face.

"Oh, no. How could that be?... That's only part of it." -Loki had an even bigger smile. Which of course made my face gloomier. "To make that accident happen, I had to take your eyes off the road too. So, while the driver was distracted by the incredible blowjob, I had to find a way to distract your eyes somewhere too. And you remember what that was, right?" -Loki smiled mischievously.

"Yep, I hooked that hot milf's dress with a ring in the sidewalk on the opposite side of the road. I made her dress pull down and flash you. You were so engrossed with those dangling flesh that you didn't see the truck coming and you died. Isn't that nice? You died by being flashed and someone getting the best blowjob his life." –saying so Loki laughed out loud.

"So, death by being flashed? That is the first time I heard this." –I admitted as I remembered what had happened. That said, I wasn't really that engrossed by those boobs actually. I was more engrossed by the embarrassed face she made. It had immediately made me hard. Too bad I died. Otherwise, I would've been fucking her now.

"Well, you got to die with a smile on your face. Not many people get to have such a happy ending. I have to admit, I outdid myself this time. I am such a genius." –Loki.

'You aren't a genius. You are just a problem child.' –I thought but didn't say.

"Ok. So, what's the gift?" -I asked instead.

"Don't be hasty. You'll know when you see it. Now listen."

"The world I'm sending you is a modern one. It has magic and lots of beautiful girls mostly because Hestia likes that."

"I'm transferring your soul into a fourteen-year-old who had a dummy soul I kept inside till now so as you don't get burdened by it and saving you the trouble of growing up."

"Now all you have to do is go there and do what you like to do. Is the settings good enough for you?" –Loki.

I nodded.

"All right then I wish best of luck for your upcoming future. Bye." –With that Loki's smug face vanished from before me.

When I opened my eyes again I was in a soft bed. The room I am in right now is dark.

'So, I came back to life in a different world, huh?' –I thought as the memories of this body started to assimilate.

Here my name is Rian. Currently studying in a prestigious school. He lives with his mom and dad though most of the time his dad doesn't give him enough time and goes on business trips. Mostly because of Rian. Because this body had a dummy soul instead of a real soul till now he was a little more than a retard. And his father didn't like to keep looking at his retard son.

So he mostly stayed with his mom.

"This should be interesting. But didn't Loki say something about a system or something?"

[Shinn] A screen appeared before him, making a sound like drawing a sword.

On the screen, there was a girl in leather bondage clothing. She has a beautiful face perfectly curvy body and long black hair tied in a ponytail. Her hands are tied behind her back.

[Hello, Master did you call for me?] The girl said.

[Huh, are you my system?] It took me a bit of time to understand it.

[Oh, yes. I'll help you with whatever task you would like to do. From what I understand, Master doesn't like to be told to do anything. So, I was created to help you without bothering you. If you still think I've done something wrong please punish me with the tools at the top right corner of your screen.] -The girl informed.

There was actually a dropdown menu there and there was the picture of different bondage tools listed there.

Actually, there was more than that. There was a huge list of things there.

I feel more like some random simulation game than a system. But that is fine too I guess.

"What is this? Am I patched with some kind of hentai game in my head? Are you sure you are a system?"

[I'm extremely sorry for not introducing this to you first. That is your shop master. You can buy whatever you want with it. There are things from mortal worlds as well as things from divine land. You can buy them to use on... me or take them out to do as you please.] –the bondage girl.

"Oh, I heard of that feature. It's very nice. And you said there are things from the divine world. What is that?" –I got curious.

[Master those are things that can't be found in mortal worlds. Even through magic, you can't get those. Ordinary mortal things can't affect god in any way but those can. For example, an ordinary sword can't kill a god in a million years. But a divine sword can.]

"So, you are saying with something like that even I can kill a god?"

[Technically, yes. But you know Master, fighting a god would need that level of skill too. So, I suggest you don't think of those.]

'Why are these here then?' –I thought. I don't want to fight a god either.

[Well master those mostly there for show. As a system shop, I needed to be completed. So, they were added to it as well. You can understand it from the crazy high price of these things.]

"Oh, the price…." My eyes went wide. Just how many zeros are there for those things? I'm sure that no one should have much money.

[Master you don't have to think about that financially. It doesn't take money. What it needs is chaos points. As long as you have enough chaos points you can buy anything here.]

Things are getting complicated. What a headache. Now I have to understand a whole currency?

"By the way what is your name?" –I finally remembered to ask.

[Master, I currently don't have a name. My work is that of a system assistant. So, you can call me slut, whore, bimbo, or whatever.]

'What a weird system do I have here? It is just a masochist slut.' –I thought.

[Master, I was built with preference in mind. But if it is disliked by you, you can change my behavior however you like. However, it would need you to use a bit of chaos points. For that, I must apologize. Please punish me however you see fit.]

Yeah, it reads my mind too.

"I'd like to punish you but for that, I'd have to use points too, don't I? And I have none right now."

[I'm sorry master. I'm so stupid. Please punish me a whole lot when you have enough points.]

"That's what I intend to do." –I chuckled. I like my slutty system very much.

[…] –the system assistant blushed.

"Anyway, first I need to give you a name. Even if you are a slut, you are my slut. I can't have you without a name. Let's see, how about 'Nina'? That's a good name for my slut, don't you think?"

[I will be eternally grateful to you my Master.]-Nina went on her knees and bowed still having her hands bowed behind her back and gave me an affectionate smile.

"I'll be looking forward to it then." "So, what type of system are you?"

The sequences of things are all jumbled up. But you can't blame me. All the fault lies in this damned slutty system wearing bondage gear.