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Chapter 272: The after-party
After the end of the war, the Strawhat crew were able to call back Chopper and Brook, who had been left to care for the ship and the prisoner.
Law took custody of Caesar and planned to use him as a bargaining chip against the marines and royal family.
The pirate crew didn't have any interest in the politics of the royals and the World Government and decided to not get involved in those matters.
Kyros had invited them to remain in his house for the short duration of their stay in Dressrosa and Luffy happily accepted, as long as they could celebrate there.
That same night, the crew had a big party with food and drinks taken from the palace.
Afterward, the boys had to sleep in the living room since the gladiator's house only had two bedrooms. One of them was for Kyros while the other one was for his daughter Rebeca, who was sharing it with the female members of the crew.
"Ugg…damn it!" Usopp woke up with a piercing headache.
"I told you not to drink so much. You are under heaving medication." Chopper approached and helped him up to the table.
"I can't do much as this crew's doctor if no one listens to my advice…"
Usopp grinned.
"You know how they are, especially Luffy. When he gets in his head to party…there is no stopping him. And no pirate would say no to a drink!" He spoke with pride, before taking hold of his head.
"Ugg….do you have something for the headache?"
Chopper sighed.
"Give me a second."
A hot cup of coffee appeared in front of Usopp.
"This may help."
Usopp looked up and found a familiar face.
"Thanks, Sanji, you are the best!"
"No problem." He lighted up a cigarette.
"I'm going out for a bit. We are missing a few important ingredients for the breakfast."
"Ohhh!, thats great. What are you going to make us? I could go for some pancakes." Usopp said with renewed energy.
"There is some bread and butter in the kitchen if you're hungry…The breakfast is going to make it for the lovely ladies." Said the blond chef with excitement.
"Not every day, one has two princesses to feed."
"You think they slept well? I remember hearing a lot of noises coming out of the bedroom late at night." Chopper commented innocently.
"What kind of noises?!" Three people said at the same time.
Sanji looked to his sides and found Franky and Brook standing next to him.
"Where did you two come from?!"
"I just woke up" Said Franky.
"I never sleep." Explained the skeleton.
"Wait, you never sleep?…never mind, that makes sense. But how come you didn't hear anything?" Asked Usopp.
"I spent most of the night playing my violin outside. There was this new piece I'm working on, is abou-"
"No one cares!" Sanji interrupted Brook's ranting and approached Chopper.
"So…what kind of noises did you hear?, be VERY specific!"
"Eh?!, is that important?...let me think."
Chopper pondered for a moment.
"I heard…the sound of a bed creaking and lots of moans…they seemed to be having trouble sleeping. Do you think they could be sick?, maybe I should go check on them."
"No!' Sanji stopped him. "Let them rest!" A streak of blood was coming of his nose.
"Okay…ohh Sanji!, you are bleeding. Let me go get a tissue." Said Chopper.
"No need, I'm fine." Sanji brushed his concern off.
"After all of my training, it would take a lot more than a wonderful mental image to truly affect me now. I am a changed man!"
Sanji announced with pride. After all, he had worked very hard to get this far.
"So, it seems like Nami and Vivi had a lot of fun last night," Franky said with a goofy grin.
"From what I have heard, Vivi went through a lot yesterday. She does deserve some enjoyment." Added Brook.
Chopper seemed to recall something.
"Ah, It wasn't just them who were awake. I also remember hearing Princess Rebeca. She was even louder than the rest. I hope she is feeling well…ahh, Sanji!"
The doctor hurried to help the blonde chef. A fountain of blood had erupted from his nose as he collapsed on the floor.
"I guess a threesome did it for him…" Franky looked disappointed.
"Sanji!... I need to go get some blood bags at the ship. Usopp, keep the pressure on his nose." Chopper commanded with authority.
Usopp sat next to Sanji.
"I guess we are not having breakfast today…" He lamented.
"I don't think he was going to make it for us in any case." Said Brook.
"Speaking of threesomes." Franky started.
"I once had one."
"Really?, with who? how was it?" Brook looked very interested.
"Back at Water Seven, there were these twins…"
"Please stop!, I don't want to hear about your disgusting sexual adventures!." Cried Usopp.
The door of the bedroom opened and Vivi walked out while wearing a flowery dress.
"You guys are very animated so early in the morning." She yawned.
Her eyes moved around the room before they stopped at the bleeding body of Sanji.
"So…care to explain why is our chef lying in a pool of blood?"
"Yeah, that…he found out you have been having a threesome with Nami and Princess Rebeca." Explained Usopp.
"The mental image almost got him. Chopper has gone to fetch a blood bag." Added Brook.
"I see…" Vivi didn't have much of a reaction, as this had already happened a few times before. She stood there staring at Sanji with an expression of disappointment.
"He needs more training…"
"Wasn't Robin in the room with you guys?" Asked Franky.
"Don't tell me that she too…"
Vivi chuckled.
"No…I did offer, but she wasn't interested. I don't think she slept very well thought…"
"No, she most certainly did not."
A disgruntled Robin came out of the bedroom.
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