"If you don't come out and surrender willingly..." The constable from Iron Mountain County snorted arrogantly, "we'll turn you into porcupines with a hail of arrows!"
Whoosh—
Crack!
Suddenly, an unknown object flew onto the constable's face, shattering his facial bones on impact. He let out a cry of alarm and tumbled to the ground.
After frantically feeling his agonizing face,
he touched a pool of blood.
This so terrified the constable that he became beside himself with fear, "I'm going to die! I'm going to die! A hidden weapon! They don't want to surrender; they've injured me!!!"
"Silence!" The arrest officer glared at him, "What hidden weapon? It's a chopstick! How useless can you be, to be injured by a mere chopstick to the point of bleeding? Utterly disgraceful!"
After berating the constable, a murderous look flashed in the arrest officer's eyes as he immediately issued the command, "Since these rebels refuse a toast, they shall be forced to drink a forfeit."
