The Zetsus were wiped out and a huge statue appeared, stepping around and roaring crazily.
Obito appeared and shouted "Hand over The Nine and Eight tails! I have the Daimyo as hostages!"
Ryu looked over and all the ninja gasped in shock, looking at Ryu, wondering what he was going to do.
Ryu looked at Obito and said sarcastically in a monotonously flat voice, "Oh no… Not the Daimyo. Whatever shall we do without them… I'm in despair at the ultimatum presented in front of me at this time…" He was almost robotic..
The Ninjas froze and turned to Obito, who choked on his words, trying to swallow this anger.
Did he just go capture the Daimyo for nothing?!
He shouted angrily "I will kill them!" Ryu took out a piece of paper and said mechanically "Oh heavens no. I cannot believe this absolute tragedy that has plagued me at this moment. The Daimyo are essential to every country. Without them we would be in anguish at every moment, how cruel can you be Uchiha Madara."
Obito trembled with anger as he shouted "Ryu! I really will do it! Stop joking!"
Ryu threw the cards and stood up, shouting with annoyance "Damn it! How many times do I have to make it clear?! Who cares about those retards?! They can't use ninjutsu and they control money?! Hashirama must've been smoking Toadgrass from Mount Myoboku! Anyway, even if you didn't I would've!"
He patted his chest and shouted loudly "I, Ryu Uchiha, am announcing that Konoha is separating from the Daimyo! Honestly, fuck that guy and his stupid face! Kill him if you want, I'm not handing anyone over! Even if you wanted a cooked fish! Hmph!"
As he sat down, squinting angrily with his arms crossed.
The Ninja were dumbfounded and Obito roared "Ahh! I'm gonna beat you to death!" as the Gedo Statue rampaged. Ryu stood up and said "No need to fear, piggies! I am here!" he jumped up and punched the Gedo statue in his normal form.
The Statue went flying and the Ninja were shocked silly.
Ryu stood in the air and crossed his arms, smirking "Heh~!"
Then the Gedo Statue disappeared, Obito looked at Ryu with relief.
Ryu turned his eyes to him and winked with a smile, Obito rolled his eyes and disappeared with a puff of smoke.
Ryu flashed down next to Hinata and flexed, "Hinata-chan, is your Master super cool or what?!" Hinata clapped with a smile "Super SUPER cool!" Ryu's ego was inflated to the max as he snickered, "Yeah, you were so awed you forgot 1 more 'Super'!"
…
A while later
Ryu was sitting in a circle with a bunch of circles densely packed around him along with people inside.
The entire 2 Divisions were surrounding him as he complained "Why me! Ah!" Daruit rolled his eyes and said "Maybe one of us can get lucky and kill you if you get mind controlled…"
Ryu sighed explaining "It's not mind control! It's disguising as clones! They're the white dudes that you were all just fighting! If you haven't noticed, I never got my Chakra stolen!"
Darui crossed his arms and said "Anyway, you stole my ninja tools. Suffer." Ryu choked and said angrily "Hey man, has anybody ever told you that you're a jerk?" Darui snorted and Hinata said gently "Don't worry, Sensei. It won't be for long."
Ryu grumbled and laid on the ground in front of everyone. The next second, he started snoring…
The night passed and time flew…
Naruto finally arrived and smiled "Hey!"
Ryu sat on the ground and counted on his fingers, saying "If you're here that means that you sealed Mu, right?" Naruto was confused, "Mu?" Ryu explained "The guy with the bandages that looks super evil but is actually very nice."
Naruto said excitedly "Yeah! That guy and the Raikage guy and then the dude with the pyramid body!" Ryu nodded and said "So Mu, A, and Gengetsu are finished… which means…"
Ryu's eyes lit up and he felt his blood boiling. He hugged Naruto and laughed "Thank god you're so stupid! I love you!" Naruto was confused and Ryu stood up waving his fists as he said "Mu is capable of splitting his body into two halves which he escaped with while you were sealing him!"
Naruto was stunned and Ryu continued excitedly "Which means! He summoned 'him'!" Naruto grabbed Ryu's shoulders and said quickly "Who?! Ryu! What are you talking about?!"
Ryu touched his lips and burst into extremely happy laughter as he jumped into the air, shooting off in a flash, "I'm coming, Uchiha Madara!"
Naruto froze, "Uchiha Madara?!"
Suddenly, everyone heard Tsunade's voice "RYU! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?"
Ryu replied "I'm going to fight Madara, obviously. What does it look like?" Tsunade retorted "We don't know where Madara is!" Suddenly Ryu laughed, "You stupid Milk Cow… Would Madara Uchiha wear a mask? What a joke, the Masked man who let loose Kurama and did everything else is Obito Uchiha."
Kakashi froze and shouted "No! It's impossible!" Ryu rolled his eyes and sighed "It's so obvious too. He says his name in every conversation as if you'd forget. Not only that, isn't it weird that Kakashi got his eye from Obito and it evolved into a Mangekyou? Let me tell you, this is impossible without Uchiha blood first of all. Secondly, nobody questioned why Obito's Mangekyou swirls when he disappears? Kakashi's does the same thing!"
Ryu grumbled "A bunch of morons, I can't believe I even have to tell you this. Like, it's so obviously, that guy is full of loopholes, just like at the ninja academy…"
Onoki's voice sounded "Damn! Another Uchiha?! Are all the world's problems from Konoha?!" Ryu replied, "Old man, you wish your missing-nin could start world wars on their own!" Onoki defended, "Deidara-"
Ryu cut him off, saying "Hmph! Deidara was taught by you personally! Obito was the cranetail of our class! Listen old man, any old rebel from Konoha blows your village away!"
Tsunade came on and coughed "Alright, please. What you mean is?" Ryu said simply "Obito is leagues away from Madara. The entire allied ninja forces… Heh… If you see a guy with long black hair, wearing red armor with sharingan and a bored look on his face… Just run for your life."
Tsunade and the rest of the ninja froze, but she asked "Then you!?" Ryu replied with confidence "I've been training for my whole life for this moment! This is my time to shine, milk cow! In the meantime… I left you a gift."
Tsunade was confused when a voice sounded to everyone.
"The Uchiha Clan will provide support, Hokage-sama."
Everyone of the ninjas from the other villages were stunned out of their minds!
Fugaku appeared along with the rest of the Uchiha clan on various battlefields.
The only one missing was Itachi.
Meanwhile, Jiraiya was watching over Konoha…
Onoki shouted in shock "The Uchiha clan… is alive?!" A shouted "What's going on?!"
Ryu chuckled over the voice channel and said "Did they ever die? Hehe~"
Onoki sucked in a cold breath and replied in front of everyone, "Alright, you're ruthless. I like you, kid."
Ryu replied "You're about to like me even more, saving your dog life, Onoki."
Onoki: ???
He turned up and saw a Meteor falling from the sky, he was stunned but another Meteor smashed the first Meteor to pieces!
Another pair of Meteors smashed each other apart again as the Allied ninja forces escaped.
Madara looked down at the battlefield with his arms crossed.
The dust cleared and Ryu stood on the sand, looking up at Madara with his arms crossed in the same way.