They returned home and Ryu froze hearing laughter. He turned to Sasuke, saying flatly "This kid's as dumb as a stump, right?"
Sasuke looked embarrassed and coughed, "He's my disciple…" Ryu cleared his throat with amusement, "It's really like you to do that." as he walked in, saying "Honey, I'm home~"
Anko looked over and walked the spatula, saying "Don't talk like that! It's weird!" Ryu rolled his eyes and looked at the two yellow haired kids at his table.
His eyes twitched as he laid eyes on them devouring food.
He sat at the table, saying "I met a friend today, his name is Tsuntsun Tsundereako."
Anko blinked blankly at Sasuke, who glared at Ryu, saying gently "My name is Orotama Shinnosuke."
Anko curled her lips in amusement, saying "Alright, Oro. Well, we're eating here…" Ryu stuffed Naruto's face full of the food, saying "Ah! This damn bastard ate all the food! Can you make Barbeque Ramen?"
Anko looked at him, saying angrily "I just cooked! Damn you!" Ryu held up Naruto and Anko punched him in the face instead!
Naruto cried "Why… Me…"
Ryu held him up and shouted angrily "Who let you eat without me, huh!?" Naruto pointed at his nose and roared, "You took so damn long! Where were you?! Reminiscing about old times?! Huh!? Old man!"
Ryu exploded and beat him up, shouting "WHO'S AN OLD MAN!? IS IT ME?! HUH?! YOU WANT A BEATING!?" Naruto screamed and ran away as Ryu chased after him.
Anko let out a breath and sighed, "Looks like I have to make more… They're gonna work off all that food…"
The other yellow haired boy looked at Sasuke, who glared at him, motioning him to stay silent.
Anko smiled, "Boruto, do you want to help?" Boruto's eyes lit up and he nodded "Okay~!" as he ran over to help Anko.
Sasuke sighed, "Idiot!" suddenly, he felt a shiver down his spine and slowly turned around.
Ryu was standing behind him, holding Naruto by his face as he said "Idiot, eh?" Sasuke said quickly with a serious expression "Nono. I was talking about Boruto, you see-AH!" Ryu grabbed him and flashed outside, kicking Sasuke into the sky, shouting "YOU THINK I'M AN IDIOT!?"
Naruto laughed and said "Look at that Idiot! Haahha!" before freezing and running away, but he was too late as Ryu kicked his ass, sending him directly into the stratosphere!
Ryu looked up and whistled "That's a new record!"
Sasuke landed on the ground with Naruto, complaining "You're so rough!" Ryu sneered "What? Are you complaining? Who taught you to complain like a woman!?"
Suddenly, Ryu, Sasuke, and Naruto froze, turning stiffly to see Anko with flames for eyes, slapping a spatula in her hand as she said "Complain like a woman, eh?"
Ryu said seriously, "It was all Naruto's idea." as he threw Naruto at Anko and ran away, Anko flickered and had Ryu in her hands, looking at Naruto, who pouted pitifully "I didn't say anything…"
Anko hugged him and smiled "I know, cutie pie…" then she 'smiled', "But you didn't stop him either…"
Naruto turned white and Anko turned to Sasuke, chuckling evilly.
A few minutes later
Ryu, Naruto, and Sasuke were sitting at the table with swollen faces, saying "Shorry, Anko…"
Anko snorted and served Barbeque ramen, muttering with a smile "Bastards, I still love you."
They instantly healed from their injuries and devoured the Barbeque Ramen happily.
Boruto sat there with a fork, unable to comprehend what just happened…
This was his father?
And teacher?!
He looked at Ryu and Anko, not even knowing who they were…
Why were they here? What happened before he was born?
At any rate, Sasuke and Boruto slept at Ryu's house.
Ryu was writing in his office when Sasuke walked in.
Ryu looked up and raised his glasses, smiling "Yeah?" Sasuke frowned at the glasses, "It's that bad?" Ryu smiled "So-so. Did you need something?" Sasuke looked down at what he was working on, saying "I can provide pointers of the more advanced versions… I know everything you taught me."
Ryu smiled and took off his glasses, smiling "You're so concerned now?" Sasuke said seriously "For this future, or my own… I don't want you to die. It's a very cold future without you."
Ryu opened his mouth, but closed it, smiling as he nodded.
And so Sasuke pointed out several things to Ryu who improved basically all his techniques at once, even multiple Sage Modes!
Sasuke also provided him with something he didn't even have!
Renewal Taekwondo!
Ryu was stunned and looked at Sasuke, smiling "You really helped the village this time." Sasuke frowned and retorted "I'm helping YOU." Ryu smiled and retorted "Isn't it the same thing?"
Sasuke kept silent, before pointing out more techniques.
Observation Haki Training Method
Armament Haki Training Method
And finally…
Full Contact Karate
Ryu wrote them all down and sucked in a cold breath of air.
He was so amazing in the future and he still got his ass handed to him by Madara!
That's honestly so crazy, Ryu didn't believe it.
Ryu and Sasuke continued working on developing previous techniques until the morning.
When the morning came, Ryu said goodbye to Sasuke and Boruto. He stuffed the new Techniques into Sasuke's hands, smiling "Can you deliver for me?"
Sasuke looked at the techniques and his eyes froze, looking at Ryu, who was smiling gently.
Sasuke opened and closed his mouth, nodding, "I will." Ryu nodded with a smile and watched Sasuke leave with Boruto.
Naruto ran out with a big bag, saying "Ah! Jiraiya is supposed to bring me to train today!" Ryu stopped him and smiled "Kid. Come here."
Naruto looked over and Sasuke watched from the distance as Ryu gave Naruto a little bag and a stack of books, much to Naruto's dismay.
He looked at the bag and fell into reminiscence. That little bag saved his life twice… He still remembered it.
Boruto watched and said "Sensei, who is that guy?" Sasuke cleared his throat and smiled softly "My father. Also your grandpa." Boruto was confused and frowned "Isn't the Fourth Hokage my grandpa? Also what about Grandpa Fugaku?"
Sasuke shook his head and said "Don't worry about these things. Prepare for Urishiki's arrival."
Naruto finally left after Ryu warned him dozens of times to be careful.
He waved behind him and shouted "When I come back, I'll be Hokage, old man!" he pointed at Ryu and grinned with squinting eyes, "Believe it!"
Ryu curled his lips and smiled wordlessly, waving goodbye as Naruto ran off, wiping his face with his sleeve.
Ryu sighed and his hand slowly fell down, Anko looked at him and smiled "Come on, tough guy. I made you a special breakfast." Ryu turned around and smiled, "Let's get married in half a year."
Anko was surprised, saying "But Naru-" before seeing his firm eyes, she finally smiled gently "Alright." Ryu hugged her and tucked her hair behind her ear, kissing her lips as he said "Is it because I'm so handsome that I found a good wife?"
Anko giggled, "Maybe because you're so ugly, I felt pity~" Ryu picked her up, hitting his chest with his fist, "Yeah! Haaha! You like ugly men, eh?! You're gonna scream this ugly guy's name!"
Anko blushed and whispered through gritted teeth, "Close the door, dumbass!" Ryu closed it with his foot and laughed "Come on!" as he disappeared into the bedroom…
The next day