Sasuke woke up screaming as his Sharingan rotated with 1 Tomoe.
Ryu looked at him and said gently "Calm down. Everything is over." Sasuke tossed and turned, roaring at Ryu, "Who are you?!" Ryu smiled "Ryu. Nice to meet you." Sasuke's eyes were full of hatred and anger as he barked out "Who fucking cares?! Where is that man?! I'll kill him!"
Ryu pressed him to the ground, saying with a sneer "With just you?" Sasuke struggled and grit his teeth, glaring at Ryu, who continued "You're not strong enough to defeat Itachi."
Sasuke looked at him and calmed down, asking "Who are you really?" Ryu smiled, "Ryu Uchiha."
Sasuke was dumbfounded and said "Uchiha?! You…" Ryu said helplessly, "A waste thrown out by the clan, but fortunately it saved my life." Sasuke muttered "Waste?"
Ryu pointed at his eyes and smiled "I'm 20 years old this year and haven't opened even 1 Tomoe Sharingan. Compared to me, you're a genius, Sasuke."
Sasuke was shocked and looked at Ryu, saying "Then why…" Ryu sighed and looked sad, "Fugaku-sama and Mikoto-sama entrusted me with you because they knew that I was going to be spared since I have no chance of ever opening Sharingan in this life. I picked you up and snuck back here."
Sasuke clenched his fists and said "Thank you." Ryu smiled and let him go, smoothing out his hair, "Don't worry about it, Sasuke-kun. You're the hope of our Uchiha clan." Sasuke felt a stuffy breath in his throat as he nodded firmly.
Ryu smiled and sat down at the table.
Anko looked at him incredulously, she didn't know he could act like this! Then she thought about it and gasped silently, could it be he had acted before with her!?
She looked at Ryu with a sneer, as though to say 'You're in trouble, heh. Dream about fondling me because it won't happen for a long time, pal'
Ryu was stunned and looked at her strangely, as though saying 'What's wrong with you? What did I do?'
As the duo were communicating without words, Naruto walked in from the other room and yawned "What a nice day! Hahah-Eh?! What's this bastard doing here!?" Sasuke sneered "Oh great! THIS guy!"
Ryu patted the table and said "Hello? Breakfast." Naruto ran to the chair and climbed up, clapping his hands together, shouting "Thanks for the food!" before digging in.
Anko's lips twitched and she smacked him with the spatula. Naruto froze and ate slower.
Ryu turned to Sasuke and smiled, "Come eat." Sasuke looked at the 3 and hesitated for a moment before walking over and sitting down to eat.
Ryu flashed a smile at Anko, who pursed her lips sweetly, serving food.
The following days were relatively peaceful, nobody came to bother Ryu as he expected.
Nobody came at all, actually.
Ryu was free to train Sasuke and Naruto.
He taught Sasuke Moon Breathing and stimulated him, saying that Naruto already knew Sun breathing. Sasuke exploded and started learning Moon Breathing at an incredible pace, which in turn stimulated Naruto.
Ryu taught them Taijutsu while Anko taught them about Ninjutsu and Genjutsu. Ryu taught Sasuke Kunai tricks specifically and taught Naruto the Multiple Shadow Clone jutsu.
Slowly, just like that, 5 years passed by!
Ryu and Anko were at home while Sasuke and Naruto were at school or fooling around outside.
Ryu looked at the corner of his eye and there were 2 numbers.
One was a red '2' and the other was a 88%
Anko laid on a couch lazily, her looks changed drastically. Her skin was whiter, her lips plumper, her eyes bigger and more watery, she was a bit taller, filled out in her curves, and her long smooth slender legs were even longer!
This was the change brought by the Sweet-Sweet Fruit!
Ryu was addicted.
The night she got the fruit, he 'soaked' in her for 5 hours straight!
Anko pursed her lips and looked at Ryu, giggling "What are you looking at~" Ryu felt a throb and said "You!" Anko looked at the time and licked her lips gently.
Ryu was stimulated and flickered next to her, grinning "With pleasure."
A while later
Anko was lying on Ryu's chest, completely naked with a pinkish face full of satisfaction. Ryu wrapped one arm around her lithe waist and the other pulled a cigarette from his mouth as he looked at the red 2 in the corner of his eyes.
[Congratulations for getting Laid for the first time! (Hidden Achievement Complete!)]
[Tobirama Ninjutsu Creation Talent]
[Congratulations for saving the Uchiha Clan from extermination! (Hidden Achievement Complete)]
[Three Holy Lands Sage Mode Notes]
Ryu had a big question mark over his head and asked mentally, "So late?"
[Note: Host never checked the prompt at the corner of his eyes, therefore missed the rewards. The System will not remind the Host.]
Ryu rubbed his forehead, exhaling smoke with a cigarette pinched between his fingers…
How irresponsible…
Ryu got out of bed and patted Anko's perky behind as he left. She smacked her licks and turned over, stretching her body into an incredible curve as she continued sleeping, laying on her arm and drooling.
Ryu chuckled and took a shower before putting on shorts as he sat at the desk.
He laid out the breathing techniques and tapped on his mouth, leaning back in his chair, thinking about it.
His mind suddenly had many ideas, he mixed and matched the Breathing Methods and the Sage Mode notes. Cross referencing similar points and pulling inferences between the two.
Slowly he started writing down a method for Lightning Sage Mode via the Breathing Method.
A while later
Ryu rubbed his eyes and looked up at the moon, he felt Sasuke in the other room, but Naruto was nowhere to be seen.
He frowned and looked out the window, feeling people flying by, he muttered, "This kid shouldn't've gone to grab the Scroll of Seals still, right?" he paused and shook his head, sighing "Maybe he'll bring back Flying Thunder God or something crazy…"
Sure enough, a while later
Iruka brought Naruto back home, complaining "You ate up all my money!" Naruto pointed at him with squinted eyes, shouting "Who cares! Stupid Iruka! Baaaaaaaka!"
Iruka flared up and the door opened.
Ryu leaned on the door frame with a cigarette hanging from his mouth and half opened eyes. He looked down at Naruto then up at Iruka with twitching lips.
Iruka snorted and said "You should really teach him better!" Ryu dug in his ears, saying boredly "Yeah?" Iruka deflated and said "Yeah." before leaving, adding "Don't be late tomorrow, Naruto!"
Naruto waved and said "Bye, Iruka-sensei!" before looking up at Ryu, who asked "You stole the Scroll of Seals?" Naruto looked alert and said in shock "How did you know?!"
Ryu's mouth twitched and he didn't answer this, asking strangely "I already taught you Multiple Shadow Clone Jutsu, what did you steal it for?"
Naruto looked unnatural and said "Well, you see… Mizuki said that if I learned a Jutsu from the Scroll of Seals, I could become a Chunin right away! Then I would be better than Sasuke!"
Ryu rubbed his forehead and looked at Naruto, completely dumbfounded. He grabbed him by the back of the collar and dragged him inside, saying slowly "You damn brat… You're really unbelievable. If Mizuki tells you you'll become Hokage by jumping off a bridge, would you?!"
Naruto was dumbfounded and shouted in shock "You can?!" Ryu almost threw Naruto against a wall in anger, shouting "YOU CAN'T!"
He put him down at the table and Sasuke curled his lips, "Stupid Naruto. How stupid are you? On a scale of 1 to stupid, you're super stupid!" Naruto was suffocating with rage as he pointed at Sasuke, shouting "You're stupid! The supidest stupid baka I've ever seen! Your whole life is stupid, Stupid!"
Sasuke's eyes widened with anger and he shouted "You wanna go?!"
Ryu sat there with black lines on his face, completely dumbfounded by these two morons. They only used stupid as an insult and even said it 9 times!
Anko laughed and served dinner before rubbing the boys' heads and kissing Ryu, saying "Gotta go." Ryu nodded and said gently, "Be careful." Anko flexed with a grin "Heh. You're talking to the newest Kage-level Ninja in Konoha! I'll be fine."
Ryu put down the silverware and looked at her, saying firmly "I said 'Be careful'." Anko's smile faded and she said softly "I will… Jeez." but the honeyed smile on her lips gave her away.
Ryu nodded, "Love you." Anko walked out of the door, waving over her shoulder, "Love you~" before leaving.
Naruto and Sasuke pretended to barf, "Gross! Disgusting! I have to wash my eyes! Ahhh! My purity!"
Ryu's face twitched and he smacked their heads together, shouting "Shut up and eat, you stupid morons." Sasuke and Naruto pointed at him, shock written all over their faces. Ryu raised a knife and grinned.
The duo quickly turned away and started eating silently, kicking each other under the table.
Ryu sighed and poured sweet syrup on his dinner, making Sasuke and Naruto look at him strangely.
Naruto: He's putting sweet syrup on breaded pork cutlets, what a mentalcase.
Sasuke: Where did that Syrup even come from…