Ryu was humming to himself as he traveled in front of the Second Division. Onoki's son, Kitsuchi said "Ryu-san, we got word of 20,000 Enemies traveling under us."
Everyone behind him was shocked and Ryu stopped looking at the ground, saying "Oh wow!" before turning to the Division and grinning, "Just in luck! I wanted to see your combat experience. I will bring them all up, prepare to fight…"
Everyone: ???
Ryu waved "Back off." they jumped back and Ryu closed his eyes, he hovered in the air and opened them again, looking at the ground with the Rinnegan!
He held his hands in front of him and ripped at the ground.
The earth itself was ripped in half like paper as thousands of White Zetsus flew out of the hole, surging like a tide!
Ryu smiled and raised his hands to the sky saying "Bansho Tenin!"
The Zetsu froze before being sucked out of the crack in the ground uncontrollably, heading for Ryu in a flurry.
Ryu waved his hand and chuckled before saying "The world will know Pain! Shinra Tensei!"
Neji and Hinata heard him say that and nearly collapsed…
The Zetsu's froze and were blasted directly at the 2nd Division as a red smoke flare went off to tell the other Divisions.
Ryu looked up and said "Eh? Hello?" The ninja on the other side said "Hello! Ryu-san?!" Ryu muttered "That's some technique, I didn't even know you could do that. It's like a cell phone…"
The ninja didn't know what he was talking about but said "Ryu-san! We've located thousands of enemies passing under you!" Ryu looked at the battlefield and replied "Well, a few are getting away… They're like rats, but I have to say, except for my little disciples, these allied forces… Nothing much, really…"
The ninja didn't even know what to say, he choked and Tsunade's voice came through "Ryu, you bastard! If even one enemy gets through, you'll be a Team Leader until you die!"
Ryu changed his face and Tsunade added "And not your daughter's!" Ryu paled and grit his teeth, saying "Alright, Milk Cow! I'll admit it! You're ruthless!" he turned around and clenched a fist, shouting "Get the fuck out of the way, brats!"
The Ninja looked up and Neji shouted "Get back! Come here! Hurry!" Everyone ran over and Kurotsuchi looked at Neji, asking "Neji-kun, what's Ryu-san going to do?"
Neji frowned and Hinata said softly "You should really call him Ryu-sama…" Neji continued Hinata's words with, "If you really piss him off…" he shook his head and pointed over, adding "I can guarantee you, the Rock will become a crater…"
Ryu roared "You shitty white paste fools! Die!" he raised a fist and grinned as it burst into… a little trail of blast smoke!
The Division Ninja were a little unconvinced and Kurotsuchi crossed her arms, saying "That's it?"
Neji was sweating profusely and shouted "BACK UP! BACK UP NOW!" as he grabbed Hinata and jumped on a tree, fleeing quickly. The people from Konoha turned pale and ran as fast as they could.
The other villages looked at each other before following them at a moderate pace, not seeing what all the fuss was about.
It seemed like Ryu's words had no effect on them.
Ryu smiled as he watched them slowly escaping. He chuckled and punched at the ground from the sky.
His punch was gentle and slow.
Ryu curled his lips and said "Boom~"
The 4 other village ninja froze and turned their heads stiffly to see a massive pillar of white light stretching into the sky infinitely, the terrifying heat vaporizing any vegetation or wildlife in the area, stopping just at the slowest person's foot.
All of her clothes were vaporized and she fell to the ground, staring at the mass destruction scene with a broken mind, muttering "H-H-How is this possible…"
The white light exploded and disappeared, leaving Ryu floating in the middle, looking at them with a smile.
Kurotsuchi never forgot this scene in her entire life. The purple eyes looking down at her with amusement and mockery, not even a stain or speck of dust on his extremely casual clothes, even his long hair floated in the wind as though laughing at their contempt…
Kurotsuchi slumped to the ground, staring at the massive black hole where they were just fighting. It seemed to stretch into the Earth infinitely!
Neji appeared with Konoha ninja and sucked in a cold breath, staring at the hole as he said "I take back my words… The Rock won't even be remembered…"
Kurotsuchi laughed at herself dumbly. Maybe they were all a joke in Konoha's eyes?
She saw all the Konoha ninja fighting, they were 4x better than any other village. She guessed that even if it was just Konoha fighting this war, they would win 100%!
Even the worst of Konoha was better than every other village's best! What kind of concept was this?
She turned to Ryu, who was floating over with an amused smile on his face as he snapped his fingers, lighting a cigarette.
With this guy here…
What 5 Great Ninja Villages… There's only 1.
Ryu floated over the 4 other villages, who were dumbfounded and came to Neji, patting his shoulder as he laughed "Not too bad! But you only got 1000 of them. Hinata got 1200."
Neji's lips twitched and he said "There were more around her…" Hinata covered her mouth and giggled, Ryu rolled his eyes and knocked on Neji's head, laughing "Bastard! Do you know? Who cares! If you continue to practice, forget about 1000, even 1 million won't be enough!"
Ryu burst out laughing and put his hands on his hips suddenly, "You stupid milk cow! I vaporized the enemy! Hahahahaha! What now!? Try and make me a Team Leader now! GAHAHAHAHA!"
The Konoha ninja had their excited smiles freeze, then turn to crying faces as they listened to Ryu…
Neji coughed and said "Sensei, please…" Ryu waved him off and said "You stupid milk cow! Do you believe I'll blow up your house!? 1 made it through, my ass! Is he Superman?! Do you know, I almost destroyed the planet just now!? If it wasn't so big, it would've been 'POOF' gone! REDUCED TO ATOMS!"
Ryu froze and then roared at the sky, "AHHHH! YOU MILK COW! I WILL MAKE MY DAUGHTER BULLY YOUR KID, I SWEAR ON IT!" before turning to the 2nd Division, "Hurry up, rats. We have to go support the 1st Division, a bunch of crying monkeys can't deal with the Gold and Silver brothers…"
Ryu snorted and muttered "Dibs on their ninja tools!" as he jumped away, leading the Division behind him.
Neji sighed and smiled, following after him quickly.
The rest of the 2nd Division followed him extremely fast.
Kurotsuchi caught up with Ryu and said "Ryu-sama, what should we do?" Neji raised a brow and looked at her as Ryu said "What should you do? What do you mean, it's obvious. When you get there, you beat the hell out of the enemy until there's nothing left!"
Kurotsuchi nodded and Ryu looked at her, jumping backwards in front of her as they traveled. He rubbed his chin and crossed his other arm, saying "Hmm… How do you feel about youth?"
Neji almost tripped on a branch and Kurotsuchi blinked in confusion, Ryu waved in annoyance, "Are all Kunoichi like this?! I asked Samui the same thing and she was dazed before enjoying a date. Hurry up and answer, damn it!"
Kurotsuchi was dazed and said "Youth? Well, I guess it's okay?" Ryu frowned "What about big eyebrows and big muscles?" Kurotsuchi blushed, "I like muscles…"
Ryu gave Neji a thumbs up instantly. Neji's mouth twitched as he looked at the sparkle next to Ryu's grin, not quite sure what to say…
Looks like Lee's going on a date…