Suddenly, I bright flash appeared before my eyes. it was like I was looking directly into the sun except it was pulling me toward it.
Is this heaven? I thought. I could not believe it. after all the shit I pulled I'm going to heaven??? Oh boy, I can not wait to harass more girls I heard that Cleopatra was a really bad bitch from the history channel hehe.
the light grew bigger and bigger ✨️
Or so I thought, I was actually getting smaller I felt like I was being compressed into an object and before I could tell what was actually happening I was in the parking lot of a convenience store just across the hobos I stole those boxes from earlier suddenly, I noticed one of the hobbos walking towards me with an angry face.
he then started yelling at me
YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!!!
YOU RUINED IT
GIVE ME BACK MY MAGICAL BOX!!!
"Ah great, a crazy hobbo has beef with me I better go"
suddenly however, I found myself unable to move , I look at myself and see my body. its small....and purple.....
I am....a dildo
wtf