[These third brackets shall be used to show the author's words, which is me.]
*After coming to Maniganj, Abdullah hit a fortune of 500 takes. So, he will use the money to buy himself some new clothes.*
*Abdullah comes out of a store*
--(Abdullah) Man! Look how lucky I am, baby! A Calvin Klein Tee just for 100 Takas[It's fake], Gucci jeans just for 150 takas[Also fake] and Air Jordan shoes for just 250 takas![Obviously fake] Man! I'm so glad I came to this place! Woah!
*Abdullah's happiness was short-lived because as soon as he came outside the store, a running man stepped on a puddle and splashed mud on his new jeans and shoes*
--What the hell? Seriously?! Who the f*** did that!?
*Abdullah saw three men chasing a girl. Abdullah decided to follow them.*
*In an alley*
--(The girl) Oh no. It's a dead end! I got nowhere to go! Those lustful beasts are coming for me. Guys, what should I do? Comment fast!
[Don't worry. The girl is not breaking the third wall and talking to you. The thing is, she is a blogger. And while being chased, she is still live streaming.]
*The three men find the girl.*
--Please leave me alone. Please don't touch my body. I beg you. (Fake cries)
--(Man 1) Woah Woah Woah. Hold it right there. Who said anything about touching bodies? I came for my rent!
--(Man 2) And I came for the money you borrowed from me months ago.
--(Man 3) And I came for my monthly instalment of the camera you are using.
--(Girl) Oh. So you guys are muggers!
--(Man 1) What!?
--And here I thought you wanted me for my beauty. (Sighs)
--(Man 3) Beauty? More like a load of makeup. (Laughs)
--What did you say?!?!?!
*Nafisa Akhtar. A girl who hails from a wealthy household. Her father thought she was too lazy and useless, so he challenged her to live on her own and bring him 50000 takas by the end of the year. So, she thought blogging was the easiest way for it. Currently, she got an 'outstanding' number of 104 followers on Twitch, which allows her to earn 500 takas per month.[Poor as F***] She is usually a kind-hearted and patient girl who stays calm after hearing all the negative comments. But she snaps almost immediately if anyone criticizes her 'beauty'.*
--How dare you to criticize my beauty?
--(Man 1) Well, let's see how your beauty saves you from not paying our money.
*Just then, the three-man felt touches behind their backs.*
--(Man 1) Hey, don't stop me, Man 2! I'll kill her.
--(Man 2) I didn't do anything.
--(Man 3) Nor did I.
--(Man 1) Then who...?
*The three turn around to see a guy. The guy punches them in their faces with lightning speed. Then, he proceeds to stomp them again and again.*
--(Man 1) Dude, why are you beating us? We don't even know you.
--Exactly! Yet, you splashed mud on my new jeans! I'll kill you!
--Dude, we will pay for the jeans, okay? Please stop!
--Oh, okay.
*The man gives Abdullah the money for the jeans*
--Okay, man. See you. Ciao.
--(All three men) Thank god.
--Wait a sec.
--?
--I still! Haven't beaten you! For ruining! MY JORDAN SHOE!!![Fake]
*Gives the second round of beating*
--(Najifa) Haha. How does that feel like, huh? That's what you get for saying bad things about my beauty!
--Eh. (Makes an awkward face and starts to leave)
--Wait. Thanks for saving me. Are you a hero?
--Nah. I'm a normal man. (Leaves)
--Normal Man...
*Najifa studied up to college. She hired other people to write her test paper since she started studying. So she barely understands English. So, when Abdullah said he was a 'Normal Man', she thought this...*
--GUYS! Did you see that?! DID YOU SEE THAT?!! It was the superhero "Normal Man". He saved me from those goons! OMG! Guys! I can't believe I finally saw him! I only heard about him in books(Lie. She is just exaggerating). This is amazing, guys!
*After all these things that the live audience saw, the viewer number rose from 100 viewers to 10000 viewers in just 5 minutes! And this was just the beginning of the end of normal life of Abdullah. Just wait and see.*