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Chapter 231 - Party! Party! Party!(1)

Integra and Moreau, who were still stuck with Anderson, his students, and his paladins, watched as a large number of helicopters soaring into the sky, and proceeded to fire upon the enemies and the remaining citizens, raising up the death toll with their gatling guns and rockets. A few Reich's Anti-aircraft guns responded by unleashing a barrage of rounds that destroyed tens of helicopters in less than a minute.

Enrico, meanwhile, remained safe inside of his glass box of the truck being carried by a helicopter and continued to bark orders and explain his so-called grand mission of saving them from themselves which involves purging all of them of course.

This did not sit well with Integra, who was gritting her teeth in displeasure.

"You have betrayed us, Maxwell."

"Sneak attacks and betrayals are just part of the course of war. In some circumstances I would say praise worthy especially when going against people such as yourself." Anderson continued, "However, this is different. I cannot let this pass. Maxwell you have become enraptured by your new authority and consumed by your power. We are meant to be mere instruments of a higher power. I am but a blade in service of God, but Maxwell is doing this for power!"

"...We need to focus on our mission, Father Anderson." Heinkel said, "We have our orders, Maxwell told us to take Integra Hellsing into custody immediately, even if we have to fight or take Moreau as well."

Moreau was surprised, "Wait what?!"

The Iscariot paladins immediately point their weapons at Integra and the mutated Moreau, who stand guard in case they pull the trigger on them.

"I don't like this." Anderson said with a frown.

"Whether you like it or not doesn't matter in this situation, Father Anderson."

"I still don't like this!"

"INNNNNNNCCOOOOOOMMMMIINNNNGGGGG!"

"Hm?!"

They all turned to face Seras and the Dimetrescu daughters as they flew towards them. Seras lands next to Integra and shoves all the paladins aside with her dark matter tendril, while the Dimetrescu daughters land next to Moreau.

"You made it!" Moreau shouted happily.

"In the nick of time actually." Bela added.

"Seras! And the daughters of Dimetrescu." Heinkal yells.

"Incoming!"

Another voice yelled out, they again looked up and saw Miranda soaring in their direction with Angie and Donna holding on to her back before landing next to Integra.

"How did you find us?" Cassandra asked.

"We noticed Seras was flying, so we followed her," Miranda answered as she cast a glance at Seras, "You've changed."

"Yes, I did." Seras smiled as she looked at Integra, "Are you alright, Sir Integra?"

"I'm alright. How is the manor?"

"We were attacked by enemy soldiers. We managed to kill them all. But half of the wild geese got wiped out, and Bernadotte... he's dead." she said with a saddened look.

"...It's true." Cassandra confirmed.

"I see. You absorbed his blood didn't you, Seras? You've finally become a vampire."

"Yes... I have."

Hearing this, Heinkel and Yumie were about to draw their weapons out but Anderson interjected.

"Stand down. Even with both of your powers combined that girl will be way too much for you too handle along with Rodeo's allies backing her up." Anderson warned as he stared at Seras, "Seras Victoria, I've got to say you have started to become a fearsome creature."

"Yes, and I'm getting stronger all the time." Seras smiled, "I don't think I'll be afraid of anything ever again."

"It's as if your eyes have become windows to the bottomless abyss. It's striking considering how human you look otherwise."

Until then, Yumie glanced upwards and noticed someone flying towards them, "We have another one incoming!" .

"Now who could it be?"

A short while later, a figure from the sky descended directly in front of Anderson and it was none other than Alcina.

"It's the tall lady herself!" Heinkel exclaimed as she was taken aback by the towering figure of Alcina.

"You never told she was this tall!" Yumie said to her in surprise.

"So you must be one of the young man's allies?" Anderson quipped, "He was right about you being tall."

"Whatever. Now look, Maxwell's army won't be enough to go up against the dark aether's never-ending monsters and the highly advanced Reichs machines and they are a bigger threat than them! So I suggest you tell your men and those two girls behind you to work with us," Alcina demanded, bringing out her claws, "Or if you choose to go against us we will fight you if needed, but Rodeo wouldn't want this."

"Aye, he wouldn't."

"But Anderson, we have our orders!"

"I'm just giving you all a choice. What you decide will determine this world's fate."

"...I-"

Before he could give his answer...

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…They heard music.

*Music Play — Ready to Die & Party! Party! Party!*

Widening their eyes as they sensed something was off, Anderson and everyone else turned to look at the direction from where the music was coming from as the music was being heard by everyone in the city.

Alcina smiled, "Those three are here."

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Faint music emanated from beyond the shore of the Thames river, its source covered by a dense eerie fog that hadn't been there before. Slowly, the fog began clearing, as a silhouette of a ship could be seen passing by the demolished London Bridge and approaching the harbor as its massive steel hull penetrated the fog. A man in tattered robes along with two other figures with him were seen standing on the bow of the steel ship as the music continued blasting from the ship's loudspeakers.

It was none other than the trio themselves.

Alucard, Karl Heisenberg, and Rodeo, the Killer Queen himself.

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♪ This is your time to pay ♪

♪ This is your judgment day ♪

♪ We made a sacrifice ♪

♪ And now we get to take your life ♪

With a menacing grin on their faces, Alucard unholsters out Casull and Jackal, followed by Rodeo with his sawed-off shotguns and Karl tore a piece of metal sheet from the floor as they all stared at the still-burning city with an atmosphere of intimidation enveloping them.

"""ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ"""

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♪ We shoot without a gun ♪

♪ We'll take on anyone ♪

In the middle of the city, the Millennium forces, the Papal knights, the dark aether zombies, and the Wolfenstein Reich forces were having a standoff with each other with the music booming across the city while the Deus ex Machina zeppelin hovered in the air above them.

"Not. Bad. Music."

"Ja."

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♪ It's really nothing new ♪

♪ It's just a thing we like to do ♪

♪ You better get ready to die ♪

♪ (Get ready to die) ♪

At full speed, Alucard, Karl and Rodeo both sprint along the front deck and jump off the ship. Alucard used his flying ability, Karl made the sheet metal levitate in the air with his magnetic power and rode it while Rodeo called out Sheer Heart Attack 2.0 and stood on its wings perfectly balanced as they flew across the city and into its heart.

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In the middle of the city, among the thousands of forces gathering there, waiting for which of them pulled the trigger, a Mangler noticed something in the sky and pointed out.

"Over. There!"

All of the four armies gazed up in the sky where the Mangler was pointing and soon noticed Alucard, Karl and Rodeo somersaulting and soaring over them.

♪ You better get ready to kill ♪

♪ (Get ready to kill) ♪

♪ You better get ready to run ♪

♪ 'Cause here we com— ♪

Finally, the trio descended on the ground, landing between the conflicting armies as they stared at them in both awe and amazed upon witnessing the mother of all entrances.

"The song's Ready to Die by Andrew W.K, in case you're wondering," Rodeo stated to the readers.

*Music Pauses*

The trio soon noticed Anderson appear on their left with his bayonets drawn, the Captain tumbling out of the Deus ex Machina Zeppelin and landing on his feet on the ground to their right. A Zweihander sword dropped from the heavens and pierced the earth in front of them, followed by Fritz, the Robot Soldat came falling from the sky and landed on the top of the Zweihander sword's handle on his feet with his arms crossed.

"Well, well, well..."

Instead of Alucard that anyone expected him to speak first, it was Karl Heisenberg who spoke out with a grin on his face.

"We leave for a day, and... these kkk-looking sons of bitches are unleashing Deus Vult, two different Nazi whack jobs have initiated a war for the third time, and the zombies are... well, being zombies."

After then, Anderson, the Captain, and Fritz came up to the trio and stood in front of them, glaring at them menacingly—although their glares were more focused on Karl and Alucard rather than Rodeo.

"ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ"

'Why should I be standing here when Level Zero was about to happen?' Rodeo pondered.

"Anderson! It's only been a few days since we last met but it feels like years for some reason," Karl said as he turned to face the Captain, "And then there's you!"

"..."

"Uhhhhh. How are... I want to say... Logan, perhaps?" Karl said, struggling to come up with a response and get rid of the awkward atmosphere as he gazed back at Anderson and questioned, "Anderson, what is this guy's name?"

"Grrrhhmmm..."

"Oh, better watch out for "Hmrmm-hmm"!" Karl said sarcastically before turning to glance lastly at Fritz, "Then there's you!"

"ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ !!!!!"

"An, uhhh... average Robot, annnnd uhh... I think I should stop talking right now and stealing Ali's lines."

"KAAAAAARRRRRLLLLLLL!"

Halfway through Karl Heisenberg's awkward attempt at human interaction, Miranda's voice was heard yelling out the awkward silence, they looked in the direction from where the yell came from and see Integra, Seras, Alcina and her daughters, Donna and Angie and the mutated Moreau standing on the roof of a small building, staring at them.

"WHAAAAAATTTTT?!" he shouted back.

"I command you to relea-"

"Now hold chur horses for gist uh minute, people!" Rodeo suddenly interjects the drama as he began speaking with a Southern American accent for some odd reason, "Now I git thet Y'ALL wonna kill us for chur own reasons an' all, but..." he then points at the dark aether forces and Wolfenstein Reich soldiers, "Thay are thuh biggest threat walkin' on thus planet at thuh moment and thuh dark aether's master is a cosmic powerhouse we gist can't ignore! So enough with thus three-way standoff and look at thuh big elephant in thuh room!"

"Does that big elephant look like a hundred foot tall purple dude with no legs?" One of the Papal Knights questioned.

"Uhhhh yeah, how did you guess him right?"

"Then why is it coming out of the sky?!" The Papal Knight pointed up at the sky and cried out in terror.

All eyes turned to the sky where the Papal knight pointed at, only to witness the opening of a massive dark aether portal and the emerging of the Forsaken in his monster form, descending into the mortal world with General Lina and Otto standing on the palm of his hand.

[For a week, I have planned this invasion with the Reich! Who has dared step into this battlefield with that god awful music?!]

"Hey Forsaken!" Karl grinned broadly and waved cheerfully at the Forsaken.

[Oh, it's you three,] Forsaken murmured, [After your little trip from the ocean you have finally arrived at the city, especially you, Cat.] he deeply muttered with a distasteful tone.

"The name's Rodeo! And yes, we are back ready to stop you and send your sorry ass back to the dark aether realm like me, Karl and the rest did back in the village again."

After positioning Lina and Otto atop a building's roof, the Forsaken returned his focus on them.

[Your so-called victory, Rodeo, was nothing more than just pure serendipity on your side. No matter what you do, I cannot be destroyed. The dark aether is eternal and so am I. These knights, vampires and paladins are nothing compared to the army that I and General Lina commanded, and we will crush you and your souls to nothing until you cry out for mercy.]

With a mischievous grin spreading across his face, he continued, [And besides, I can gain an easy victory... if deviations are made in this universe—which you, Rodeo, have made—but they are far too little in size. In order for me and the Reich of Wolfenstein to be victorious, there must be a significant divergence of a major event. Regardless whether we employ brute force or the deviations of this universe's timeline our victory will be achieved either way.]

"The hell are you talking about?!"

[But now, I want you all dead along with that vampire Alucard. So if any of you have any trump cards left... Please, by all means, use it, because I'm leaving right now to initiate phase 2 in case the deviations I need don't occur. Kill them, my undead army! Deliver the commands to your soldiers, General Lina! Dasvidaniya Rodeo for now.]

Looking at the portal above him, he ascends and enters it before it shuts. Immediately after he headed off, General Lina stood attentively and gazed alertly at her army before loudly commanding.

"Marsch! Meine Soldaten! Nimm sie alle raus! (March! My soldiers! Take them all out!)"

With this order, the dark aether forces and Wolfenstein Reich soldiers steadily advance on their opposing forces with their weapons and machines ready. Despite the Millennium soldiers having vampiric abilities and each one of them could take out ten to twenty soldiers alone and the Papal Knights having weapons that could eliminate supernatural forces, the Reich and the Dark aether vastly outnumbered them by a wide margin and had possessed superior technology and firepower.

So in any case, most of them believe Rodeo's words made a great point.

If these two forces want to, they could ally themselves against the Wolfenstein Reich and Dark Aether forces. Fortunately, the majority of them thought the same thing and were not against it, therefore they decided to do it.

However...

"My master, sir Integra hellsing… give me your orders!"

After so long of being silent for the entire time, the Vampire King himself spoke out.

"...Alucard, here are your orders. Your silver gun shall stain the army in white in crimson. Your iron gun shall stain the army in black and scarlet. Stain all four armies in crimson and scarlet! Search and destroy! Tear them down! Make sure none of them leave this place alive!"

Alucard smiles, "As you wish, my master."

The moment Alucard gets the green light, Rodeo can be seen beginning to walk very very very slowly away from this area.

"Release restraint level zero! Recite the words and unleash your full power! Now!"

Miranda added, "And Karl…"

"What?"

"...Have fun."

Hearing this, Karl made a very large smile on his face, understanding what she meant. Alucard, meanwhile, calmly inhaled, and released his frigid breath into the chilly atmosphere, and with his next breath, reciting the words that drew him strength.

"The Bird of Hermes is my name..."

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The wreckage of the SR71 Blackbird, which was still on board the HMS Eagle ship, breaks apart to reveal Alucard's coffin within. The casket suddenly begins to open, revealing a red substance that is filled with numerous eyeballs that emerge from them.

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"Eating my wings... to make me tamed."

Darkness. Cold, infinite darkness traveled up everyone's spine. The unrelenting, torturous screams of men, women, children, and animals rang in their ears, their pain so deep that even the mightiest of warriors would be unnerved, such as everyone in the whole area, which they all had a sense of dread and fear coming from Alucard as if something deadly was about to awaken from within him.

"Releasing restraint level..."

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"Zero."

♪ You better get ready to die ♪

♪ (Get ready to DIE) ♪

It all happened in an instant, Rodeo mysteriously vanished from thin air, Karl sprang high into the air and started merging metal with his body while the four armies started attacking Alucard out of instinct, completely ignoring the two.

"Rah!" Anderson cried out as he leap into action, hurling several of his bayonets onto Alucard's chest, followed by the Captain as he performed a spinning kick to Alucard's head at tornado-like movement, and Fritz immediately slashed through Alucard's abdomen, cleaving him into two with his sword.

It was followed by the Millennium soldiers, the Papal knights, the Reich soldiers, the machines, and the dark aether forces all sided with each other in an attempt to kill Alucard by shooting him and even running up to stab him with their weapons. It was as if everyone could feel it… something really bad… something utterly unstoppable was coming down the proverbial pipeline. Instantly, they all knew that this was all or nothing. Everyone had to stop the vampire before 'it' happened.

♪ Well, Party Party Party ♪

♪ I wanna have a Party ♪

♪ I need to have a Party ♪

♪ You better have a Party ♪

♪ O Party Party Party ♪

♪ You gotta Party hardy ♪

♪ I'm gonna have a Party ♪

♪ Or else you will be sorry ♪

The four armies continued firing at Alucard until he was reduced to his red shadow essence. At that point, they paused and slowly backed away from the essence, being oblivious to the fact that Karl was still floating in the air and merging metal, turning into something else.

"Guys, I, uh, don't want to jinx it, but I think we got hi-"

Out of nowhere, a metal sheet shot out of the sky and chopped the Papal knight's head clean off, followed by multiple cards flying out of Alucards shadow essence and cut down a number of Reich and Millenium soldiers as well as the dark aether forces. Karl soon falls back on the ground next to Alucard's shadow essence, but his appearance has changed drastically.

"What is that?!" A Millennium soldier exclaimed.

Standing at a height of around thirty to forty feet, and being both organic and metal in nature with buzzsaws for hands...

This was Karl's mutated form.

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[It's time to get this party started!]

♪ It's time to get this party started♪

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The Major along with the Doctor were standing on the top of the Deus ex Machina Zeppellin, witnessing the entire scene as they concluded that it was entirely worthwhile to wage this battle.

"And the boot has finally dropped."

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To most who had been unfortunate enough to witness Alucard's wrath, that would have been the understatement of the century. From this writhing, nightmarish apex of evil matter, something began to emerge.

In the next moment, Alucard's shadow essence explodes into a massive blood tidal wave that instantly drowns everybody in its path as an ocean of blood proceeds to flood the whole city.

In a matter of seconds, the streets of London were no longer streets, but rivers of blood and despair. Millions upon millions of undead familiars, the lost souls that Alucard consumed during his many years of being a vampire began to jump out of the river of blood, each of them lost to the current of damnation and oblivion. On the surface, a limitless number of eyes of crimson red spawned that blended nicely into the ocean of blood.

With the overwhelming numbers of the undead familiars, it decimates the four armies in seconds, yet a significant portion of the Reich soldiers are sheltering on building rooftops, where they are able to avoid being drowned by the river of blood and overrun by the army of the undead. However, the mutated Karl was aware of them from a building, thus he raised numerous pieces of metal shrapnel in the air.

At that moment, over a hundred helicopters from the Ninth Crusade army were flying over the skyline. As soon as they got a clear view of Karl, they fired their weapons. Soon, Karl was struck by a swarm of bullets, rockets, and missiles, causing a large portion of the building to be demolished every bit.

Like the aforementioned attack, however, Karl survived without a scratch thanks to the multi-layer protective metallic dome he built. As the flames and smoke cleared, he stood defiantly, floating in midair with the metallic dome scattered and flying around him. It wasn't limited to just the metal, but rather hundreds, if not thousands of them, including a dozen helicopters that were near him were being drawn as well.

[Magnetic force people! Nature's force!]

Karl Heisenberg declared as he was soon surrounded by a massive vortex of metal.

With a single motion, he hurled all of the metal shrapnels at the helicopters and the four armies in every direction, mowing them down like grass while the undead Wallachian army within the sea of blood began impaling their foes with their spears.

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"This might be the first time he's ever listened to me without any back-talks or disagreements," Miranda stated, "For some reason it's oddly satisfying."

"Not disappointing?"

"Hmmm... no."

Integra can sympathize with Miranda. She could guess the amount of times she tries to get Heisenberg to listen to her was massive and all she gets is sass. And when he does do it, it leaves her feeling unsatisfied.

Good thing Alucard isn't like that.

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On the glass box, Maxwell wasn't handling this much better than anyone. What he was seeing was... death. Death had truly been awakened. So many humans, so many souls were forced to flow through the eternal hell on Earth. And to think that such a thing could exist through only one monster? No, monster didn't sum up what Maxwell saw Alucard as. To him, Alucard was a demon, a devil, the epitome of evil itself, and he knew no human could ever have even a glimmer of hope in defeating such an abomination. The only being that could reign supreme over the epitome of evil was a god.

"This can't be! How could two beings like that wield power of that caliber! Alucard is worse, but that homeless man... HE'S LITERALLY MAGNETO!"

Then, the next thing Maxwell saw formed was a man hunched over. This man had a black cape that fluttered in the wind and lay over his shoulders and his arms. His attire consisted of ancient knight armor and a brown belt wrapped around his waist, and on the belt, a large sword was strapped. But what took him away was this man's face. His eyes were crimson red, just like Alucard. Now that he thought about it, this man's face looked almost identical to Alucard's, minus the mustache and the peach fuzz.

This was Alucard before he became what he was right now.

"No... No! No! NO!"

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"You know it's kind of hilarious in a mundane way, isn't it?" The Major suddenly blurted out, unfazed upon witnessing hell physically materialized on earth.

"Vhat is Herr Major?"

"That none of these waffle munchers ever put it together that "Alucard" backwards is-"

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"DRACUUUUUUUULA???!!!"

"ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ"

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[Holy shit! He is the real legend himself.] Karl remarked.

*Music Ends*

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"Seriously though, how long did it take for us and the average viewer of Hellsing to figure that out?"

"A fair point. But, we were very busy planning war world three~"

"True. Also, I believe our forces are being quite literally slaughtered." The Doctor chuckled.

Major snorted, "Ha! Who gives a shit? It will not matter once our main plan comes into action. Their deaths... will be our road to victory."