Inside a little village walks a woman carrying four buckets of water on a stick resting on her shoulders. She suddenly stops her movement she starts shaking, foam starts oozing from her mouth, then blood splashes everywhere from in between her legs. She falls to the ground dead as fuck, and from her corpse, a normal baby walks out of her vagina, giggling almost demonically. It's covered in shit and baby goo. The people watching think it's some Domonic gremlin, only to realize it's just a really creepy normal baby.
The villagers gather around the baby, and one guy says moronicly "huh, looks like that baby just killed her.
"Yes, we know, billy you don't have to tell us."A guy kneeling down at the dead body says, trying to hold in his anger about how much of an imbecile this man is.
A portal opens up, a dark and malicious-looking one and a scary evil dude with a cloak that makes his face look all spooky. He comes out of the portal. His dark powers radiate so intensely that everyone cowers in fear just by the presence of his power.
"Give me the baby." He says slowly and intimidatingly, implying with his tone that if you do not give him the baby, he will kill everyone in the village.
The baby on the ground looks up at the dark, scary dude and lets out a demonic giggle.
"Myahahah," looking up at the dark, scary dude like he wants to play.
The dark, scary guy grabs the baby and takes it into the portal, and everyone just stands there in an alien silence until billy shatters it by asking
"Sooo what do we say if they ask us what happened..."
Coming threw the other side of the portal, they enter a dark fortress of doom with demons doing labor and human beings being treated as objects. Sacrificing the human's blood and energy fields to the dark gods by hooded sus-looking dudes.
"The death messiah, after ten thousand years, has finally reincarnated! We will dominate this world!" The dark spooky dude cries in happiness while holding the baby up like Simba from Lion King.
Looking down at the baby, he smiles.
"I shall name you Deathkiller."
Fifty years later.
A misty and dark rainforest polluted with demonic beasts. Deep in these dark jungles lies a dark fortress of darkness, named after the dark, dark lord Darkkiller. The Dark Temple of Darkkller, forged by Darkkiller, the third of four incarnations of the Death Messiah. Still standing after ten thousand years of darkness.
In the center of the dark fortress lies a giant tower overseeing a Demonic army of demons and demons creating war machines.
Inside the top of the tower, an old dark wizard-looking dude holding a staff with a blood-stained goat skull on top, watching the demons do their work from his towering headquarters.
He sits at this desk to think. He grabs a mouse out of a little mouse prison on his desk as he casually grabs a razor sharp knife, stabs the shit out of the mouse, and then drips its blood in a ceremonial bowl. Putting the mouse to the side, he chants,
"jaaagoooobaaaah waaaaaah".
A muffin grows like a fungus out of the mouse. The evil wizard-looking dude picks up the muffin and takes a graceful bite out of the moist and sweet blueberry-filled muffin.
"muahahaha, blueberry my favorite."
Looking down at his probability maps and top secret documents,
"hmm, the calculations should be right. If we want to finish Project Stingray and achieve world domination, we must act soon before any new problematic factors come in my way".
Chapter two: A wild neck beard appears...