It's Monday again, can I get a vote though? 😅
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I was spying on Shiraori, using D projection, however so far there wasn't anything special happening, and I couldn't help but think. 'How is this entertaining..?'
D seemed to be enjoying the meeting between, the executive of the Demon Lord Ariel, and unfortunately to me, I have no idea what the fuck they are talking about.
Nor do I plan to understand it anytime soon, I'm nothing more than a spectator, as I was about to be bored out of my mind, suddenly a limousine arrived in the neighborhood, and let me tell you, it never happened before.
So it suddenly got my curiosity why this clearly high-class car was in this neighborhood, however, that car unexpectedly parked near my house…
And it could mean one thing, my expression turned a bit pale as I saw my dearest eldest sister, Lorelei fucking Barthomeloi, one of the people I feared despite being stronger than her.
However, my fear lessened for a bit as I saw Shirou behind her because with him here, I knew he could help me calm the raging dragon, who is my sister.
It didn't take her long to spot me, it wasn't like I'm trying to hide either way, as soon as she did. Lorelei took big steps in my direction.
I swear to God, despite looking like she was just casually walking, her speed was like she's running at least 15 kph per second, how was that even possible?!
Then I saw her take out premium gucci slippers out of nowhere, that shit was expensive despite only being a slipper, but that's not the point!
"L-lorelei?! What are you going to do with that slipper?!" I nervously asked.
Lorelei, however, didn't say anything and suddenly reinforced the gucci slippers, making me panic.
"W-wait! Why are you suddenly using slippers this time?! What about the riding crop that you use all the time?!"
"I just feel like it." Lorelei finally answered with a cold voice.
"What, are you an asian?!" Panic was evident in my voice, and those words made Lorelei pause for a bit, before looking as if she was recalling someone from her memory.
And all of a sudden, Lorelei pointed her gucci slippers in front of me and said.
"I will send you to jesus, you are a failure."
Hearing that, I suddenly felt the irony as I recalled saying those very words in the Clocktower whenever I wanted to beat a magus.
It's finally biting my ass back, I couldn't stop myself from laughing. "Please be gentle."
Lorelei smiled, but her eyes weren't, and replied. "No."
Smack!
The slippers hit my face.
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After a few minutes of beating, I couldn't stop myself from rubbing my face from the stinging pain that my sister delivered with the premium gucci slippers.
I can't believe I was beaten in asian style, that shit did not happen to me in decades already!
"Alexander, do you understand what you just did?" Lorelei coldly stared at me.
"I know, that's why I'm taking responsibility."
Lorelei let out a sigh and replied. "You truly did not understand what you did, foolish brother I care not if you want to talk about responsibility or not, however, you should think about the consequences of your actions, the fact that one of the main family members, which is you brother birthed to a child, while it isn't strange in our society to have children at a young age, however, this is an entirely different matter as the mother of the children is not part of the moonlit world, it could have been anyone, even a third-rate magus would be sufficient, but to do it with a non-magus isn't going to be well received, because many believe that it would dull the purity of our bloodline, and also the quality of our magic circuits."
Oh, that it is no wonder she's frustrated, not to mention the political mess that this news is going to cause in the mage association.
"Personally, I don't care who you have sexual interaction with, it doesn't matter if they're magi or not, however, the others won't take this well, especially the elders, those old good-for-nothing would complain about this matter, remember Alexander our bloodline is that of that of a big deal, each mistake we do, even if it's nothing serious. It would cause a scandal amongst the magi of the mage association." Lorelei couldn't stop herself from pinching the bride of her nose.
Lorelei let out a massive sigh and then stared at me with a serious look. "Alexander, aside from me, does anyone know your children's existence?"
"Well…there's few people who know about it, however, neither of them are part of the moonlit world," I admitted.
And though a bit late. 'Except for D.'
"Good, that's good…it shall remain that way for now, their existence shouldn't be revealed for now, I need preparations for them to be revealed." Lorelei started to form a political plan for the twins.
I let my sister do her thing, then suddenly I realized something, my eyes wandered around the place and saw that D was nowhere to be found.
'Did she hide away from my sister…?' I thought, however, that was so unlike D, she was the kind of woman that wanted to cause more chaos for the sake of fun and entertainment.
But still, I'm grateful that she didn't show up in front of my sister, because it wouldn't be a pleasant moment that's for sure.
After my sister finished her musing, suddenly she said, "Alex, bring me to your children. I want to see them to see if they are worthy of carrying the family name."
I wasn't sure what to say, because I know Lorelei's presence isn't good for children, I know because I experienced it myself.
However, refusing would be illogical and decided. "Alright."
And thought. 'I really hope this won't end up a disaster like she did with me.'
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What is life?
Why am I even here?
Is God finally going to take me back from his limitless light?
In front of mine eyes was Lorelei playing with my twins with such care and gentleness in her eyes.
Who the fuck are you and what did you do to my sister?!
I couldn't believe my eyes, Lorelei was never that gentle with me, even as a toddler!
What's with this unfair treatment?!
Behold, Lorelei Barthomeloi was acting like a cold, but nice aunt to the twins, she even said. "I can see it, you two are going to be a great Barthomeloi."
While the twins have no idea what it means, however, it was different to me, my sister who always acts like there's a stick stuck in her ass, and who rarely gives compliments especially when it has to do with our family.
Casually gives compliments to the clueless toddlers, like it was normal!
It was not, that's why it's so shocking in my eyes, because of how unnatural this scene is, if I didn't know any better I would have thought that I got transported into an alternate dimension!
"Surprised?" Shirou suddenly asked behind me.
My attention shifted to him and replied. "Yes! What happened to her to act like that? More importantly, how are you so calm about this, like there's nothing wrong with this scene!"
Shirou suddenly scratched the back of his head and said. "Maybe because I've learned how to expect the unexpected?"
I stared at him deadpan, if he sounded more confident about that statement he just said. I might believe him, however, his tone sounded like he's unsure about his own answer!
"You know what, forget it. I need to cleanse my mind at the moment." After saying that I went upstairs to wash my face and start wondering what happened to the world.
However, before I could even do that, suddenly I felt a customer arrive in the shop and thought. 'Great timing! Just what I needed.'
Without waiting any longer, I went directly to the shop and prepared myself for the incoming customer.
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"Is my suit okay?"
[ Of course, sir it's perfect. ]
"You don't have to lie, you know…"
[ But I'm perfectly honest with my opinion, sir. ]
Before I could reply to Blake's words, the customer I'd been waiting for finally arrived and with that, a professional smile appeared on my face, and was ready to greet the said customer.
But it went down the drain as I saw the customer.
A beautiful elf woman, judging from the length of her ears, she's a high elf, a blonde busty high elf, with a killer body, however…
"Why the fuck is she naked?"
Before I could get a proper answer, the high-elf woman suddenly fainted on the ground, like a stringless puppet.
Seeing this I couldn't help but say. "Is this going to be a troupe? Because I have a feeling that it's going to be a female collapsing in my shop, like Summer did."
Oh well, since she's a customer it's my responsibility as the owner of the shop to take care of her.
As I approached her, I only realized the things she was covered with and muttered. "Semen..?"
I think I need to wash her body first, and then looking at her once more I couldn't help but think. 'She kind of looks familiar though..'
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A/N: A blonde high-elf with a busty body, any idea who it is?
I'll give you guys a clue, she's a goddess incarnation and from a certain hentai.
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