Short chapter
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"Dad! Calm Down!"
I am holding dad back from shooting my classmates with his shotgun! I mean how the hell did he buy a shotgun!
"Calm? I'm perfectly Calm, I've even called in a few favors to clean up the mess later."
Cleanup? You meant you planned to kill them from the start? Is there no room for negotiations?
"Can you at least listen to what I have to say first?"
I gave my Dad puppy eyes.
"Tch. Fine."
Gotcha!
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"So… you're telling me, that apparently you helped this red headed monkey–"
"HEY!"
SMACK
I smacked Ed at the head, stop trying to get yourself killed will you?
"My apologies, this orangutan wanted to procure salmon in a fish market?"
"Yes!"
"And the fish market is near a beach?"
"Yes."
"Are you sure you're not making that up? I mean if he's threatening you I can blast his face right off."
"DAD!"
"Ok… ok… But what's so good about this salmon? Didn't we eat it like any other day?"
"I- uh- I-"
"Ah that would be my idea Mr Blaidd. I'm sorry for dragging your daughter to such a… dirty place…"
"And you are?"
"Quin Averosta."
Quinn is also a Galactic Guardian, he has light caramel colored skin, hazel eyes, and brown hair with a tint of mint. He wears glasses and is easily the tallest among all of us.
"Tell me then Quin, why the fish market of all places?"
"It's just that it's going to be the red idiot's–"
And before the idiot says something that he's gonna regret I shut his mouth. Along with Hil, and Glyn.
"H—!"
"SHUT UP!"x3
"*cough cough* As I was saying, it's going to be a birthday gift for Edward, our thick skinned red headed friend over there."
"..."
Dad is giving us the 'stare'. As if peering through my soul. Ugh. hurry up and say something.
"*Sigh*"
Eh, why do you look so disappointed?
"So it seems that all of this is a misunderstanding… I thought you guys are having an illicit relationship behind my back…. A shame I can't test out this shotgun today…"
EH? THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE DISAPPOINTED FOR?
"And here I thought I may be able to see a grandkid…"
"TOO FAST! THAT'S TOO SOON! I HAVEN'T EVEN GRADUATED! AND WHY ARE YOU KILLING MY PARTNER IF YOU WANT A GRANDKID? AND WHO WOULD WANT TO HAVE KIDS WITH THIS BUFFOONS?"
I shouted! Oops!
"*Sigh* I know my daughter's all trouble, but she's a good kid at heart, thank you for bearing with her. If there's anything you need feel free to ask me about anything."
"Ah, the pleasure is ours Mr. Blaidd, but we might need to call in a favor faster than you think."
"Oh, you have a favor to ask for already? Please tell me, I'm all ears."
"Ah it's like this, recently when we're hanging out, we noticed that there's a trend going on in the general public, and we thought it's a good idea to make something out of it.."
"Oh… interesting… but back up a little, which trend are we talking about?"
"Ah apologies it seems that I've gotten ahead of myself, I'm of course talking about the recent natural disaster that's been occuring."
Ugh… Yeah… our battles are always recounted as natural disasters… unexplainable phenomenons…. That's because of us, if anything were to happen like yesterday, and I need an 'excuse' to go out, I will be hard pressed to find one. But with this… hohoho… I can get away scot free every time!
"Ah you mean all those flash fires, landslides and whatnot? It does seem like a dangerous time…"
"I was wondering Mr. Blaidd, do you have any interest in making a charitable donation? If so we would like to see if it's possible to leave the organizing to us and—"
My dad held out his hand.
"Kelly."
"Yes?"
"Does he speak for you? I wanted to hear the idea from the source, if you don't mind Quinn."
Eh? How did he know? It is my idea and I just ask Quin to speak to you, knowing you respect a young man much more than he respects my opinion.
"It appears that it's true, let's start again from the top, Kelly. And Quin, While I appreciate you standing in for my daughter it seems that you lack the practice and the grasp of the overall situation. You could improve it with some practice before speeches, but it seems that this is something that came up recently, and you only know the outline?"
"Ah it appears I have been seen through. Then please listen to our— no, your daughter's pitch."
EH? How come you pass the ball to me so quickly? OI Can't you cover for me a bit more! Eh why is there suddenly a powerpoint presentation… Wait Glyn you made this just moments ago! Nice!
Now the boss battle begins!
"So dad, allow me to introduce you to Mahou charity group!"