"You are bloody bonkers, Jonah Holland. Why in heavens name would you even think about marrying Sarah Sutton!"
Jonah turned to face the speaker, a frown on his face. "Who are you to even talk Simmons, she's rejected two proposals from you thus far! You married someone else after her second rejection!"
The speaker, one of his childhood friends, a boisterous Joshua Simmons responded with a shrug, "At least she's never tried to kill me in my sleep. That woman has always had it out for you, why would you willingly commit yourself to never ending torture?"