Shitty poem incoming ….
Wait for it…
Alright message has been sent ..
Seat back and go through this journey with me
It's late at night
Alone again just me and my knife
Oh no!I won't cut
Wouldn't dream of it
That was a lie
One thing you got to know
I even lie to myself
What makes u think I can be trusted ?
Is it my nice smile
Although it comes with crooked teeth
Or is it my sense of humor
Comes with low self esteem
Part of the job description
Being a full time loser that is
No benefits no vacation days
Wait there is one
You beat your stick for hours on end
SERIOUSLY WHYYY?
Why can't I just stop
Plz cut it off
Damn it's in my hands already
Never quit is my motto
Momma I'll make u proud
Don't u worry
Wait what ????
Sweet home Alabama you say
Think I just took you through a ride
Please leave a good review on yelp
Tip generously
Losers need all the help they can get
So there's this girl right
She's blond hot and white
Can't stop won't stop
She's on my mind All the time
I work with her
We live in the same place
Go on lunch dates together
Invites me to her house all alone
Just us
Thought she liked me!!
Hahahaha
Biggest joke you've heard all night huh
I know I thought the same
But a guy can hope right right RIGHT?
obviously I'm dead wrong
Friendzoned till I die
Made money moves I might add
She didn't care
She flirts with me
Look at me with sweet eyes
Rubs my bicep and calls me strong
Strokes my ego
More than I stroke my cock
Yet yet she goes for a guy
That I never saw coming
I'm hurt
In a bad place
Using shitty English 101 skills to write
So I don't cut
No matter how much I want to
I'm better than that
The end …
I know it's not what you expected dear reader or maybe not even what you wanted to see today. I'm sorry , but this is the healthiest coping mechanism I can find atm .Bear with me and continue this journey with me and my shitty grammar.
Any constructive criticism will be appreciated just no hate plz . I give enough of a hard time to the man in the mirror already .