Scene 2.0: Ponyville, Twilight's Castle, 4:15 AM, Day 1 of 365
Inside Tempest's Room, Shadow wakes Tempest by surprising her with breakfast in bed: pancakes and a cup of coffee.
Tempest:
(Surprised)
Wow, Shadow! This looks and smells good. What time is it?
Shadow:
4:15 in the morning. Your shift starts in less than 2 hours. And everyone always tells me that I am the Master of the Kitchen.
Tempest:
How long have you been awake?
Shadow:
About an hour ago here in Equestria, 2 Months in the Chaotic Void.
Tempest:
(Confused)
Wait, what?
Shadow:
I want to explain it when everyone's awake. Especially that I made you a gift during my 2 months in the Chaotic Void.
Tempest:
A gift?
Shadow:
Trust me, you are going to love it. Well, I better get out of your hair. I still need to make your guards and everyone living in this castle breakfast too. After all: "Breakfast Is The Most Important Meal Of The Day", y'know.
Tempest:
You are right. Shadow?
Shadow:
Yes?
Tempest:
(Soft Chuckle, Smiling)
It's nothing. Go on to you making every creature breakfast.
Shadow:
(Smiling)
Sure Thing.
Tempest:
(Thinking)
Strange...Shadow reminds me of me after Twilight accepted me as her friend. Could it be that now that he knows that Jack is his father, is he starting to open up to others just as everypony that knows him accepted him for who he is?
(Takes A Bite Of Shadow's Breakfast, Impressed)
He truly is a Master. This taste is indescribably delicious.
2 to 3 hours later in the the dining room, Sunburst and the Castle Guards are enjoying Shadow's breakfast which includes: pancakes, french toast, oatmeal, orange juice, yogurt and such. Starlight and Luster arrive at the dining room and are taken aback on how good everything looks and smells; and upon seeing some of the pancakes, Starlight remember something from her past.
Starlight:
(Smiling)
Deja Vu.
Shadow:
(Smiling)
I made you remember something. What was it?
Starlight:
A Friendship Problem I had to solve between Celestia and her sister, Luna. Every morning Celestia would make pancakes for herself and Luna, but Luna couldn't eat them due to her exhausting duties in the dream world that she unwittingly hurt Celestia's feelings. Meanwhile Luna would line the halls of the castle with Lavender every night, but she would feel slighted by Celestia paying attention to everypony than all the work she has done. That was one really Freaky Friendship Problem.
Shadow:
I see. Well at least you help them out. Oh! Before I forget. Here! This is one of my 2 gifts for you.
(Pull Out Ointment Bottle & Gives It To Starlight)
Starlight:
What's this?
Shadow:
A Homemade Remedy to fix your snoring problem. I mean, I have heard loud snoring before, but yours take the cake. I literally thought there was an Ursa Major living in the castle.
Starlight:
(Annoyed, Blushing, Ashamed, Furious)
PLATINUM SHADOW!!!
Shadow:
Sunburst! She is your wife! Are you okay with her snoring problem!?
Sunburst:
(Scared)
Leave Me Out Of This!
Shadow:
That's a Health Hazard! Snoring creates a Drop In Blood Oxygen Levels, Heart Diseases, Strokes, Accidents and Mental Health Concerns! And on how loud you are snoring, I am amazed you are still alive. Listen...if you and Sunburst are planning on having kids, if you don't deal with that health problem, you won't live long enough to see them graduate First Grade or worse Kindergarten. I know I am being too blunt and forthcoming with this but...
(Saddened Voice Tone)
...I just can't turn a blind eye to this and your condition is too bad for me to be subtle about it. Take the Ointment, if not for me, do it for everyone who loves you and wants you around for a long time.
Noticing the sadness in Shadow's voice, Starlight hugs Shadow and sheds a tear on how caring Shadow truly is.
Starlight:
(Smiling)
You really are a big jerk, you know.
Shadow:
(Smiling)
I get that a lot. Anyhoo...that was the first gift, the second are in these 2 gift wrapped boxes. One is for you and the other is for Captain Tempest.
Shadow gives the gifts to Starlight and Tempest and after they open it inside are a large jewel box adorned with jewels matching the mares mane and coat colors. As they open the jewel box a small figurine resembling Starlight and Tempest is inside as a beautiful yet sad music plays that moves everyone in the dining room and even shed some tears as well.
Starlight:
(Emotionally Moved)
Oh, Shadow! This is lovely.
Tempest:
(Emotionally Moved)
Yeah...this must have taken you a lot of time to make.
Shadow:
That's why I spent 2 months in the Chaotic Void in order to make them. You should be honored. I only make those music boxes to those I highly respect.
Starlight:
So Ember also has one?
Shadow:
Yeah, I did make one for her.
Tempest:
I don't understand one thing: You said you had to be in the Chaotic Void for 2 months, but we haven't met until yesterday. How is that possible?
Shadow:
Oh, yeah. You don't know. Let me explain it by painting you a mental picture. Imagine a large circle, now divide that circle into 3 even pieces. These 3 pieces are Red, Blue and Yellow: Tartarus, Paradiso and This World respectively. You are wondering where does the Chaotic Void if there are only 3 Areas. Simple! You are seeing the circle in a one dimensional point of view, but if you shift the point of view in a Fourth Dimensional Way; the Circle becomes a tunnel-like cylinder with all the colors of the rainbow. Each color is actually a different reality separated from this one. Now that you are picturing the mental picture in fourth dimension, Where Is The Chaotic Void Located?
Everyone:
(Puzzled)
...
Luster:
(Confident Smile)
Psst! That Easy!
Everyone:
(Surprised)
Huh!? You Know!?
Luster:
(Annoyed)
SERIOUSLY!? Starlight, you used to be the Princess' Pupil and Sunburst, you are the the Vice-Head Stallion! Yet neither of you have figured it out!?
Shadow:
But you have. So Buster: Where is the Chaotic Void located?
Luster:
It's Luster Dawn! Not Buster!
Shadow:
I will call you by your name if you can put your money where your mouth is and tell all of them the answer to my question, Buster Swan!
Luster:
Why You--!!!
(Clears Throat, Deep Breath)
The Chaotic Void Is Located Outside the Cylinder. I reached the conclusion by comparing what you and Jack told all of us yesterday...
***
Hologram (Jack-Of-All-Trades):
Oh, but I do. I just so happen to be in full and complete control of my Chaos Magic. A control that you have yet to achieve, Shadow. Your control is far more limited than mine and the reason for that is that the Rules of Magic in this world are not the Same Rules as the Chaotic Void. Long Ago, The Goddess Cosmos and the God Chaos needed to maintain the Scales of Power in an Eternal Equinox. Thus they placed a limiter on all magic in this world in order to maintain a level of balance. But during the Dark Ages, the Necromancer Grogar managed to tip the balance to suit him as he pleased, but after being sealed away by Gusty The Great, the balance was already damaged beyond repair and creature of great magical power started to appear such as Alicorns, Discord and the Changelings.
***
Luster:
"The Rules of Magic in this world are not the Same Rules as the Chaotic Void". Those were Jack's words. If the Rules of Magic are not the same, then it is only logical that the Rules of Logic also do NOT apply. That also means that the concept of time doesn't exist either.
Shadow:
(Clapping, Laughing)
Finally! Someone Who gets it! Yes, The Concept of Time doesn't exist in the Chaotic Void. I could spend an eternity in the Chaotic Void meanwhile here in Equestria, not even one microsecond will pass while I stay there. I'm impressed...Luster Dawn.
Luster:
(Victorious Smile)
So that means I'm getting a music box too?
Shadow:
I said you "Impressed Me". You are far too young to reach the level of respect for me to give you one of my hoof-crafted music boxes. So go fish, kiddo!
Luster:
(Furious)
Why I Outta--!
Starlight:
Time has no meaning in the Chaotic Void? But if that's true then that means...
Shadow:
Yep. Even though I was born around the same time Princess Twilight became an Alicorn, I am actually Eons Older than everyone else because of my training in the Chaotic Void. You can't see it, but I am shrouded in a veil of chaos magic that is hiding my true self. Thanks to this veil of chaos magic, I age like a normal pony. Without it, I might look worse than a monster.
Luster:
So, how do you get in and out of the Chaotic Void at will?
Shadow:
Blue Flamencos!
Everyone:
(Shocked, Confused)
WHAT!?
Shadow:
My First Teacher who lives in the Chaotic Void told me if anyone were to ask me on how to get in and out to the Chaotic Void, he told me to tell all who ask those 2 words: "Blue Flamencos!"
Luster:
(Annoyed)
Flamencos are Pink.
Shadow:
That's not the point. The point is that my Master downright despises uninvited guests and he was a morbid yet colorful way to deal with uninvited guests. So when I say the Flamencos are Blue, they are Green...And Purple...And Yellow...And Pigmento Teal...And Brown Manure...And Finally Green Manure.
(Evil Smile)
Oh! Were some of you still eating? Sorry For Not Being Sorry.
Everyone:
(Annoyed, Thinking)
JERK!!!
Starlight:
(Clears Throat)
Well you and Luster better eat since you are starting school today.
Shadow:
Actually Starlight, Luster and I will NOT be going to School Today.
Starlight:
(Annoyed)
And Why Is That?
Shadow:
Easy! Luster and I are New to Ponyville. Sure we know where the castle and the school are, but we don't know much more of this quaint little town other than that. If we are going to live here we need to know more than this. Especially that deadbeat left behind a slew of Diary Crystals all over the place. If I am to find each crystal, I need to know more. Knowing that deadbeat, he must a placed a locking spell on them meaning that the triggering system for each crystal differs per situation and in order to activate all the crystals as fast as possible...
At that moment, Q flies into the dining room with a bunch of papers on his talons and gives them all to Shadow.
Shadow:
Right On Time, Q. Are these all the Wanted Posters you managed to find?
Q:
(Nods)
Kyuuu!
Luster:
Wanted Posters!? Like "Wanted For Felonies" and Offering a Prize Reward for your incarceration? What are you hiding, Shadow?
Shadow:
(Annoyed)
Funny Girl! It's not that kind of wanted posters, Teacher's Pet. These are "Help Wanted" Posters! Job Opportunities! Let's see here...Sweet Apple Acres: Farm Hoof; Sugar Cube Corner: Delivery Pony; Lugini's Pizzeria: Delivery Pony; Town Hall: Organizer; Post Office: Mail-Pony; Cloud Blitz's Moving Company: Mover; Doctor Hooves: Lab Assistant; Octavia and Vinyl Scratch: Assistant; Lyra Heartstrings and Bon Bon: Foal Sitter; Derpy Hooves: Part-Timer; Doctor Fauna: Assistant and Part-Timer; Carousel Boutique: Model; Maud Pie and Mudbriar: Assistant; Zecora: Assistant; Ponyville Spa: Masseuse, Plumber, Acupuncture Specialist; Rainbow Dash: Adept Weather Pony; Fluttershy: Animal Sanctuary Part-Timer; Cherrilee: Teacher Assistant; Rich's Barnyard Bargains: Sales-Pony; Cutie Mark Crusaders: Assistant; Ponyville Flower Shop: Floral Arranger, Sales-Pony, Assistant; And Finally Starlight Glimmer: Castle Janitor. Huh! These are all easy.
Luster:
Shadow, you are a Unicorn, half of those jobs are for Earth Ponies and a few of them are for Pegasi Ponies.
Shadow:
(Raises Left Eyebrow)
So?
Luster:
What do you mean "So"? You won't get to do all of those jobs.
Shadow:
Because I Appear to be A Unicorn. No prob!
(Claps Hooves, Unicorn Horn Disappears, Pegasus Wings Appears)
Now I can do the Pegasi Jobs.
(Claps Hooves, Pegasus Wings Disappears)
Now I Am An Earth Pony.
(Claps Hooves, Unicorn Horn Appears)
Luster:
(Shocked)
How Did You--!?!?!?
Shadow:
Chaos Magic. I can exchange my Magic and Physical Affinity's to fit the job in question. No Magic in Equestria can shift your body like Chaos Magic does. And even if there are spells that can do what I do, I can guarantee you that there is a type of limit when casting such spell. With Chaos Magic, such transformations can be permanent depending on the wielder's whim.
Luster:
Are you...An Alicorn?
Shadow:
(Furious)
Don't lump me in that crowd! I refuse to take the form of an Alicorn. You will never, EVER see me as an Alicorn! UNDERSTAND!?
Luster:
Fine, Sorry I asked.
Starlight:
So you want a tour of the town?
Shadow:
Yeah, but at the same time I would like to apply to every one of these job offerings. After I asked Q to look for these Job Posters, I started my Resume, made multiple copies in triplicate for each application.
Tempest:
(Chuckles)
You sure like to be prepared, don't you?
Shadow:
After my multiple run-ins with my first teacher in the Chaotic Void, I was forced to prepare for every contingency. That guy is one relentless prankster, getting his kicks out of the most annoying of ways.
(Clears Throat)
Anyhoo...how about it, Starlight?
Starlight:
(Defeated Sigh)
You have a point. Fine, I'll let you have the tour of the town under One Condition.
Shadow:
Name It.
Starlight:
Luster will apply for the same jobs as you.
Shadow, Luster:
You Must Be Joking!
Starlight:
No, I'm not. I believe that whatever you can do, Luster has the talent to match you. Besides, you are both 2 sides of the same coin. Platinum Shadow, Discord's Pupil. Luster Dawn, Twilight's Pupil. Chaos And Harmony Working Together. Plus Twilight send me a scroll late last night asking me to pair you both up from now on. Everything you do, you will do it together.
Shadow:
I get the feeling Discord also wanted this to happen.
Starlight:
What makes you say that?
Shadow:
(Seeing Discord's Magical Aura Hiding Behind Starlight [AKA: Invisible Discord {Muted Laughter}], Annoyed)
I have this annoying and nagging feeling behind my eyes. Like having needles being stabbed into my them.
Starlight:
(Disturbed Smile)
Riiight...
(Clears Throat)
Anyways, You Are In Luck. Pinkie Pie Is In Charged Of Leading The Town Tour Today.
Shadow:
(Spooked, Surprised)
What!?
Starlight:
You and Pinkie don't get along?
Shadow:
(Nervous)
Nononononono! That's NOT It! It's...Pinkamena's Magical Aura...
Starlight:
What about her Magical Aura?
Shadow:
Let me explain: Everyone has a Magical Aura and depending on your personality, your Magical Aura takes the form of who you truly are. Pinkamena's Aura...How can I put it without sounding offensive? Pinkamena's Magical Aura Scares The Hades Out Of Me.
Everyone:
(Laughs)
Starlight:
(Laughing)
Is That It!? Shadow, Pinkie is so random, she scares everypony.
Shadow:
(Annoyed)
That's not what I...You know what? Forget it. All I'm saying that if she ends up offering me a cupcake, I will bolt out of the tour in less than a heartbeat.
Starlight:
You don't like cupcakes?
Shadow:
(Petrified)
I do love cupcakes, but if I were to tell you why I will always refuse a cupcake offer from Pinkamena, you wouldn't believe me at all.
(Mumbling To Himself)
So...Many...Nightmare...Fueled...Alternate...Realities...
Luster:
You say something, Shadow?
Shadow:
(Nervous Smile)
Nothing! Nothing! Nada Thing!
(Awkward Laughter)
At that moment a thud so faint that no one noticed it except for Shadow; he closes his eyes and focused his hearing that he hears multiple footsteps heading towards the dining room and by the detail of the sound of the footsteps, Shadow can tell the subjects body types, sizes, gender and race.
Starlight:
(Worried)
Are you feeling alright, Shadow? You are starting to worry me.
Tempest:
Me too.
Shadow:
(Evil Smile)
This must be the most peaceful town in all of Equestria. We have 3 trespassers, female and heading this way.
Everyone:
WHAT!?
Shadow:
By the sound of the footsteps, we have an Earth Pony, A Pegasus and A Unicorn and they will enter this room in 3...2...1...
At that moment as Shadow predicted, the Cutie Mark Crusaders enters the dining room and out of breath, like they were rushing to get there.
Luster:
How did you know?
Shadow:
Living in the Chaotic Void heightened all of my five senses...except learning the ability to sense Magical Fluctuations.
Starlight:
Aren't you girls supposed to get ready to teach at the school?
Apple Bloom:
Yeah, but we want to help Shadow figure out what's the deal with his Cutie Mark.
Shadow:
I don't recall asking Moe, Larry and Curly to look into my Cutie Mark. Which I have nothing but disdain and contempt over it. So, No Thanks, Moe! You, Larry and Curly can go fish for something else other than my accursed mark.
Apple Bloom:
Don't Say That, Shadow. We've Help A Lot Of Ponies In Your Same Situation. Besides, You told us yesterday that you were gonna let us help you.
Shadow:
No, You Have Not. The Ponies You Dealt With Are Normal, Garden Variety Equines. I Am Far From Normal. I Am NOT A Unicorn! I Am NOT A Pegasus! I Am NOT An Earth Pony! I Am A Chaos Pony! An Extremely Rare Breed Of Pony Forged By The Destructive Magic Of The Chaotic Void! You Have Never Dealt With The Likes Of Me! You Got It Or Do You Need Me To Write It Down For You? Moe, Larry and Curly.
Scootaloo:
It doesn't matter what kind of Pony you are, we will do anything to help you.
Sweetie Belle:
And why you keep calling us "Moe, Larry And Curly"?
Shadow:
Aren't you a Trio of Stooges? Act Like Fools, Walk Like Fools And Talk Like Fools. But don't let my crass insults "Fool" you, You Are STILL Fools!
Cutie Mark Crusaders:
(Furious)
YOU PUNK!!!
Shadow:
Before I forget...
(Pulls CMC's Help Wanted Poster And Triplicate Resume)
...I would like to apply for your Job Offers.
Sweetie Belle:
(Furious)
You Think That After Insulting Us Like That We Would Hire You!?
Scootaloo:
(Furious)
YEAH! You Have Some Nerve!
Apple Bloom:
(Weary Expression, Alert)
...
Shadow:
(Confident Smile, Egotistical Attitude)
Oh, Well. Looks like we won't work together after all. Then that means you won't get a chance to study my Cutie Mark while I bring you your desserts and juice...up close and in a noninvasive manner.
Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo:
(Shocked)
WAIT!! WHAT!?
Apple Bloom:
(Annoyed Smile)
Oh, I see. This is how you do things. You drag everypony through the mud and when you had your fill, you ask for favors. But when the ones you insulted turns you away, you offer them something they can't refuse.
Shadow:
(Sneers)
That's How Chaos Ponies Behave...Moe. So...about that job offer...
Apple Bloom:
Guess we have no choice. You are hired.
Shadow:
(Evil Chuckle)
One Down, many more to go.
Luster:
(Disappointed Expression)
You Are Downright Evil! You Know That, Right?
Shadow:
Sue Me! Well, we better get moving. We need to find Pinkamena so she can give us the tour of the town.
Starlight:
I'll take you to her. I have to tell her a few things before I attend to my duties.
Shadow:
Thanks. By the way--
Starlight:
You are hired under one condition.
Shadow:
I already had planned to double as the castle's chef. Even though I hate it, I'll do toilet duty for as long as I will live in this town. Windows are easy since I can exchange my Unicorn Horn for Pegasus Wings; And waxing this castle will be a snap with my patented trademark crystal wax with my super secret ingredient that will make this castle sparkle like a diamond.
Starlight:
You thought of everything, huh?
Shadow:
Life is like a game of chess. You need to think 10 moves ahead in order to win. I like to call this my "Shadow Play" Strategy.
Starlight:
Do you make a list of everything?
Shadow:
No. I'm like the wind. I know where I am going, so long as I am Nimble and Quick, I will always reach my destination. If I made a list of everything I need to do, I'd feel constricted and unable to breath because I'm tied to a piece of paper.
Starlight:
I see...
(Chuckles)
One last question, please.
Shadow:
(Smiling)
Since you asked using the magic word, I'll grant you the honor. What is it?
Starlight:
Have you ever freaked out?
Shadow:
Meaning...?
Starlight:
Stressed, Frazzled Mane, Determined Look, Hyperventilating...Maniacal Smiling And Outrageous Schemes To Fix Your Situation.
Shadow:
Please! Only a Perfectionist freaks out that badly. And I am not a Perfectionist. I like to keep my Karma Worry Free.
Starlight:
(Laughing)
Sorry. I'm not laughing about your answer. I'm laughing because I am glad you are not like that. Anyways, let's meet up with Pinkie Pie. And yes, I will tell her to not offer you any cupcakes.
Luster:
(About To Speak)
Shadow:
(Annoyed)
I Will NEVER Tell Why To ANYONE. Not even to you, Buster Swan!
Luster:
(Annoyed Scoff)
Discord (Invisible):
(Laughing Uncontrollably, Mute Laughter)
Scene 2.1: Ponyville, Sugar Cube Corner, 7:45 AM
As Starlight, Shadow and Luster arrives at Sugar Cube Corner, as Pinkie is getting ready to start her job as a tour guide for the day.
Starlight:
Good Morning, Pinkie!
Pinkie:
Hey Starlight! Hey Luster! Hey Shadow!
(Pulls Cupcake From Nearby Box)
You Want A Morning Cupcake!?
Shadow:
(Annoyed, Spooked, Nauseous)
OH SWEET TARTARUS, NOOOOO!!!
Pinkie:
(Saddened)
Oh...
Luster:
Aren't you overreacting just...oh, I don't know, By A Lot!?
Starlight:
(Worried Smile & Chuckle)
Say, Pinkie. You don't mind if we talk in private? Shadow. Luster. Wait inside and get to meet the owners of Sugar Cube Corner, The Cakes.
Shadow:
(Sighs)
Oy, Vey...
Luster:
Get a move on, Shadow! We don't have all day!
As Luster and Shadow enters the shop, Starlight pulls A Scroll with Twilight's Crest and gives it to Pinkie and she is surprised on what is written on it.
Pinkie:
(Saddened)
Starlight...what is this?
Starlight:
(Saddened)
I'm sorry, Pinkie. But--
Pinkie:
Shadow is not a Danger! He's a Good Kid. If he really could do any of this, he would have done it long ago.
Starlight:
Pinkie...
Pinkie:
Just give him a chance, Starlight. If you just talk to him, you will see that he is just misunderstood.
Starlight:
(Deep Sigh)
I know you are here, Discord. I need a favor.
Discord:
(Disembodied Voice)
I know what it is, so you don't need to ask. I'm already on the job.
At the same time, Shadow and Luster walk toward the counter of the shop, but no one is there. They Ring the Bell by the cashier and Pumpkin Cake shows up to greet them.
Pumpkin:
(Smiling)
Hello! You must be new around here.
Luster:
(Smiling)
We are. I am Luster Dawn and this is Platinum Shadow. We are staying at the Princess' Castle.
Pumpkin:
You must be Twilight's--Wait a minute. Twilight only has one student.
Shadow:
She is. I'm Discord's Student.
Pumpkin:
(Shocked)
You Are What!?
Cupcake:
Pumpkin? Is everything alright, sweetie?
Pumpkin:
Mom. Dad. Pound. You might want to come out here. You are not going to believe this.
At that moment the rest of the Cake Family joins Pumpkin at the shop's counter.
Carrot:
Is something wrong?
Pumpkin:
(Giddy)
Allow to introduce you to Platinum Shadow. He's Discord's Student!
Cakes:
(Surprised)
WHAT?
Pumpkin:
I Know Right! Who would have thought that Discord would find somepony to teach his Chaos Magic to!
Shadow:
(Evil Eyes [Red Pupils, Green Sclera & Purple Flame Oozing From Eyes], Impressed)
Oooh! Your Auras are quite inviting. Pretty Lively and Colorful.
Luster:
(Annoyed)
Does your eyes have to glow like that in order to see anyponies aura?
Shadow:
Yes! And Your Aura is quite stiff. As stiff as a stick stuck in dry mud. Good thing Auras are meant to be seen, not smelled. I bet your aura would smell pretty rotten.
Luster:
WHY I OUTTA--!!
Pound:
Oh, sorry about that. I'll take your order, Miss?
Luster:
(Depressed)
I feel like yesterday's leftovers.
Pumpkin:
(Ashamed)
Sorry about that! Everypony, this is Luster Dawn. Princess Twilight's Student.
Pound:
That was really low, sis.
Pumpkin:
(Annoyed)
Can you blame me!? There's nopony in Equestria that can do Chaos Magic other than Discord!
Carrot:
Pumpkin is right. I have never heard of any creature capable of using Chaos Magic other than Discord.
Shadow:
Actually there is a pony that have Mastered Chaos Magic and he hid himself right under everyone's noses.
Pumpkin:
(Surprised)
Really!? Who was it!?
Cupcake:
I am curious too.
Shadow:
My Father: Jack-Of-All-Trades.
Cakes:
(Shocked)
YOU ARE JACK'S SON!?!?!?
Shadow:
(Annoyed Sigh)
Another secret he kept from everyone.
Carrot:
I expected you to be younger...
Shadow:
(Annoyed Glare)
And Why is that?
Carrot:
(Nervous Laughter)
Nothing! Nothing! Nothing At All!
Pumpkin:
How old are you, Shadow?
Shadow:
I lost count, but every time someone asks, I tell them that I was born around the time Princess Twilight became an Alicorn.
Pound:
So me and my sister are a year older than you. We were born a few months before the Crystal Empire reappeared.
Pumpkin:
What do you mean by "You Lost Count"?
Shadow:
You don't want to know. All I am allowed to say is...there is a very steep price to pay in order to Master Chaos Magic. And when I say steep price, I mean you have to lose a lot of yourself...literally.
Cupcake:
You sound like you've been through a lot, dearie. Would you like something in our shop to sweeten your day?
Shadow:
Do you have Dark Chocolate in stock?
Pumpkin:
Sure!
Shadow:
Is it extra bitter? The bitter the chocolate, the healthiest it is.
Pumpkin:
Really?
Shadow:
It also helps the magical flow in my body. In order to maintain my Chaos Magic, I need to feed on large amounts of Phenethylamine, which is easily found in Chocolate and certain fungi. There is also another way to get Phenethylamine, but there is no way in Tartarus I will resort to getting it that way.
Luster:
(Thinking, Saddened Stare At Shadow)
Phenethylamine!? Shadow...have you...eaten a living brain...?
Shadow:
(Notices Luster's Sad Stare)
Didn't you hear me, Luster!? I Said and I Quote: "There's NO WAY in Tartarus I will resort to getting it that Way!"
Luster:
(Crying)
I'm sorry...I'm sorry...
Shadow:
(Hugs Luster)
You don't need to apologize, Luster. You didn't know and I don't blame you for thinking the worse case scenario. Maybe one day...I will tell you about it. Especially since you are the only one to figure it out. Now stop crying. You are getting everyone worried.
At that moment, Pinkie and Starlight enter the shop to see Luster wiping her tears away.
Starlight:
Did we miss something?
Shadow:
Not really. Just a girl with a vivid imagination.
Luster:
Yeah...I thought the worse of someone and I regret ever doubting him.
Starlight:
(Warm Smile)
That sounds like a Friendship Lesson. And we missed it.
Shadow:
You didn't missed much. Just a scientific word here and there only Eggheads like Luster and me understand. Nothing special.
Luster:
If I had to put it into words is that "Trust" is a very important part in being a good friend.
Starlight:
I'm proud of you, Luster. But I'm guessing Shadow didn't learn it.
Shadow:
How can I learn something I already know? The term "Rediscover" comes to mind.
Starlight:
(Chuckles)
Being a Smart-Alec will get you a flunking grade, Shadow.
Shadow:
I have always been the Class Clown-Type.
Pinkie:
(Giddy)
That's My Favorite Student-Type!
Shadow:
You don't want me as your Class Clown, Pinkamena. I really tormented an innocent teacher by being the Class Clown.
Starlight:
Let's hope you don't resort to the tormenting aspect of actually being the Class Clown.
Shadow:
For you, Starlight, I will do my very best.
Starlight:
Thank you, Shadow.
Pinkie:
Anyway, let's get the tour started!
Luster:
And the other tourist?
Pinkie:
Since it's the two of you, I decided to give you both the VIP Treatment!
Shadow:
So long as you don't offer me any cupcakes.
Pinkie:
(Saddened)
Aw! But they taste like rainbows!
Shadow:
(About To Hurl, Furious)
STOP DOING THAT!!!
(Clears Throat, Calmed Demeanor, Pulls Out Sugar Cube Corner Help Wanted Flier)
Anyhoo, I would like to apply for your job offer for being a Delivery Pony. Oh, and Princess Twilight wants Luster to apply too, I don't know why that is.
Carrot:
Did you bring your Resume?
Shadow:
(Gives The Cakes Triplicate Resume)
Here's all my credentials. You'll see that everything's in order.
Cupcake:
You really are a pony with a lot of skills.
Shadow:
Thanks. I always do my very best.
Carrot:
You really overqualified. You really are Jack's son.
Shadow:
I will accept that as a compliment...
(Mumbling)
Even though I hate it when I am lumped with that deadbeat.
Cupcake:
When can you start?
Shadow:
Since today I am taking a tour of the town, tomorrow after school.
Carrot:
We'll see you then. And since Twilight wants you to work alongside Luster, I guess she's hired too. Uh? What can you do exactly, Luster?
Luster:
I read a lot of books when it comes to marketing and how to work the cashier. I also have studied on a lot of recipes on sweets, so I can help with the baking too.
Cupcake:
Such a well-informed mare just like her teacher. I think we can accommodate you, dearie.
Luster:
Thank you.
Shadow:
Welp, if we are done then let's get this tour started.
Scene 2.2: Ponyville, Sweet Apple Acres, 8:10 AM
Pinkie's tour starts by visiting Sweet Apple Acres where Applejack and Big Mac are working the fields as Sugar Belle is hanging up the laundry with Rainbow Dash.
Applejack:
Howdy, Pinkie! Luster. Shadow.
Shadow:
Hey.
Luster:
Good Morning, Applejack. Are you working today?
Applejack:
It's Apple Buck Season, so me and Big Mac have to harvest the apples while they are still in season in order to sell them in town. But since we don't have any more Farm-Hooves, it's just me and my brother.
Shadow:
Not quite.
(Hands Over Wanted Flier & Triplicate Resume To Applejack)
Applejack:
(Wary Expression)
You want to work here?
Shadow:
Is something wrong?
Applejack:
We are looking for Earth Ponies for this kind of work. You are a Unicorn.
Shadow:
(Clap Hooves, Unicorn Horn Disappears)
Not Anymore. Now I am an Earth Pony.
Applejack:
(Shocked)
How Did You--?
Shadow:
Chaos Magic, remember?
Applejack:
You mean you can't use Unicorn Magic now?
Shadow:
Nope. Only Earth Pony Magic at the moment. The Perks of Knowing Chaos Magic.
Applejack:
Riiight. Now I remember. When we first met Discord, we went into a maze to get back the Elements of Harmony to defeat him, but he felt that Unicorn Horn Magic and Pegasi Wings was cheating since we could get around the maze mighty easy; so he used his magic to take away Twilight's and Rarity's Horns, and Fluttershy's and Rainbow Dash's Wings.
Rainbow Dash:
What about my wings?
Applejack:
Just telling Shadow and Luster about the time Discord tricked us into going into a maze in the castle garden in Canterlot.
Rainbow Dash:
(Annoyed)
Discord really was a pain in the flank back then, but thanks to Fluttershy he's much more bearable.
Luster:
The Princess told me all about that.
Shadow:
So Discord is married to Fluttershy?
Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Big Mac, Sugar Belle, Pinkie, Luster:
(Furious)
NO!!!
Shadow:
(Raise Left Eyebrow)
!?
Applejack:
(Clears Throat)
It's Complicated, but no, they are not married. Anyhow, you want to work at the farm, Shadow?
Shadow:
Yeah and the Number One Rule is "No Magic", Right? That's practically the same rule on all the farms I worked on.
Applejack:
Name One and I will need a witness to that claim.
Shadow:
Pinkamena's Family's Rock Farm. Pinkamena here and Lady Maud are my witnesses that currently live around here.
Pinkie:
(Laughing)
That was during the Feud. It feels like it was just a moment ago.
Shadow:
(Eye Roll, Yawn)
The point is that I have more than enough experience to work at this farm.
Applejack:
You are hired so long as you don't pull a stunt like Appleoosa.
Rainbow Dash:
And at the Rally!
Sugar Belle:
Wait a moment. You are THE Platinum Shadow? The Same Platinum Shadow that stole every apple in Appleoosa?
Shadow:
Can you believe me that One: There was a Starving Caravan about a few miles away from Appleoosa; And Second: They Haven't Had A Drink Of Water In 2 Days Top?
Sugar Belle:
I understand that you had to do what you did, but you should have told somepony the situation.
Shadow:
Sometimes talking takes too much time when immediate action is required.
Big Mac:
(Saddened)
Ye-yep...
Shadow:
(Noticing Bic Mac Reaction, Evil Eyes, Thinking)
Hmm...That was an unexpected reaction. Did you suffered something similar to me, Big Mac?
(Seeing Into Big Mac's Soul, Notices Thorn Vines Around Big Mac's Heart, Thinking)
Thorns wrapped around the heart. A Deep Seeded Regret. So...Big Mac believes that if he had acted instead of talking about the situation of his regret, things would have been different.
Applejack:
PLATINUM SHADOW!!!
Shadow:
(Startled, Normal Eyes, Out Loud)
Huh!? Wha--What's Wrong?
Rainbow Dash:
You are with those freaky eyes!
Shadow:
Sorry I was...Looking at your Auras. I have a Bad Habit of looking at Everyone's Aura once I meet them and I lose myself in a lot of thinking. The Aura of a Creature Tell More About Them Far Beyond Than Actions, Words And History Put Together With A Nice Little Bow On Top. And if you are going to ask the answer is "No"! This is NOT an Invasion of Privacy. I am not looking at any memories since Mind Reading IS IN FACT An Invasion of Privacy.
Applejack:
You can do that even as an Earth Pony?
Shadow:
I'm not 100% a specific pony type when I trade my Unicorn Horn. I Am 100% Chaos Pony. I Am The Good, The Bad And The Ugly of Ponydom!
(Noticing He Said Ugly)
Can I take back the "Ugly" in that quote?
Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Big Mac, Sugar Belle, Pinkie, Luster:
NOPE!
(Laughing)
Shadow:
(Defeated Sigh)
Applejack:
So long as you don't use ANY kind of magic, you can work here. But if we catch you using magic--
Shadow:
I get it.
Luster:
Also...Princess Twilight said that wherever Shadow is hired, I should also take part in it. But since I can't use magic--
Sugar Belle:
You can work with me. I'm baker at Sugar Cube Corner from time to time, but there are occasions that my hooves are full with other orders. I have been looking for somepony to fill in as my assistant.
Luster:
(Smiling)
I will do my best.
Shadow:
We can come by the day after tomorrow after we are out of school; especially that we are working at Sugar Cube Corner tomorrow. We promise to work triple hard for not being here in the morning.
Applejack:
(Smiling)
I'll hold you to that.
Shadow:
(Gives Rainbow Dash Wanted Poster And Triplicate Resume)
Rainbow Dash:
What's this?
Shadow:
You are looking for an Adept Weather Pony. I am the Pony you are looking for.
Rainbow Dash:
I know you can fly like a Shadowbolt, but are you really as trustworthy as a Wonderbolt?
Shadow:
My Foster Sister is the one who taught me everything about flying using my Pegasus Wings and how to deal with weather conditions.
Rainbow Dash:
Foster Sister?
Shadow:
Her name is Emerald Flash, she is a Crystal Pegasus Pony and when I first met her, she was an orphan, my mom adopted her and she was the one that taught me how to fly when my mother couldn't since she was handicapped with one wing clipped and she wasn't strong enough to get a prosthetic wing.
Rainbow Dash:
Your Mom was a Pegasus? What was her name? Maybe I heard of her.
Shadow:
Forget it. I will never share her name. You see she was an amnesiac. I remember her one way and one way only. I fear that if I share her name, ponies that know her differently than me will change how I look at her. I don't want the idea of those who knew of my mother poison mine.
Rainbow Dash:
(Sighs)
You are being ridiculous. But I get it. I used to be like that too and all for the wrong reasons. So I won't ask you about your mom...for awhile. But if you really are the son of a Pegasus and had a sister Pegasus teaching you about Pegasi techniques...and with what you did at the rally a few months back...and now that I know you can switch your Pony Magic...I can't believe I'm going to say this...You're hired. When can you start?
Shadow:
Tomorrow at Sunrise after I finish making breakfast at the castle. Since weather control is a snap, we'll be done before the first bell to class rings.
Rainbow Dash:
(Smiling)
You are one cocky kid, kid. So long as you don't step on a Lightning Cloud, you and I will get along just fine.
Luster:
(Annoyed)
Hey! What about me?
Rainbow Dash:
Sorry Luster, but there's no openings for a Unicorn on this one.
Shadow:
Actually Rainbow Dash, I do know a way to squeeze a Unicorn in a Pegasi Only Job.
Rainbow Dash:
You are starting to sound like a good friend of mine. How do you squeeze a Unicorn in a Pegasi Only Job?
Shadow:
Research! Luster can study our every move and learn the science of weather control.
Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Big Mac, Sugar Belle, Pinkie:
(Laughing Out Loud)
Shadow, Luster:
What's so funny about that?
Rainbow Dash:
(Laughing)
Nothing, Nothing! That's something Twilight would do!
Shadow, Luster:
(Surprised)
She--
Rainbow Dash:
(Laugh)
You Should See The Look On Your Faces. You're A Laugh, Platinum Shadow. I Can't Wait To Hang Out Some More.
Pinkie:
(Smiling, Excited)
Are you ready for our next stop!?
Shadow:
What does the Tour Guide Extraordinaire have in mind?
Pinkie:
(Tears Of Joy)
A Compliment from Shadow! I'M SO HAPPY!!!
Shadow:
(Annoyed Sigh)
You make it sound like I have never done such a thing. Whatever! Let's just go!
Scene 2.3: Ponyville, Town Hall, 9:00 AM
Upon entering the Town Hall, Shadow is taken aback on how beautiful the inside of the building looks like that leaves Luster puzzled on why Shadow finds a building so fascinating.
Luster:
Um, Shadow? Why are you so into this building?
Shadow:
This architecture is pretty amazing. The work put into making this building; the blood, sweat, tears, teamwork, money and weeks that was utilized in its craft. It brings so much excitement to my life. The questions on the details on the subject always brings so much joy to me.
Luster:
Uh-hum...so you are into architecture. Funny, I always pinned you for a bookworm like me.
Shadow:
(Annoyed Scoff)
As If! Books can only tell you so much. Seeing and experiencing things personally is far more thrilling than reading it in a book.
(Pulls Out Ponyville Brochure)
This brochure has been in my travel bag ever since I left my village. I read it nonstop and I felt nothing. But now that I am here, I am now experiencing, living in PONYVILLE!!!
Everyone:
(Looking At Shadow Oddly)
Shadow:
(Clears Throat)
Apologies about that sudden outburst from me. The point is there is a crystal clear difference between reading about it and living next to it. As I traveled the world, I saw the most beautiful buildings in all of the world. My most favorite building before coming to Ponyville was Appleoosa's Buckball Stadium and Buckball Hall of Fame.
Luster:
And Now?
Shadow:
I...can't decide. Sweet Apple Acres, Sugar Cube Corner, Princess Twilight's Castle, Town Hall...there's still so many places I have yet to see! This town is really surpassing my expectations. Who needs big cities!? Small Towns and Villages ARE Far Superior in my eyes!
??? (Female Voice):
(Chuckles)
I'm happy to hear that from a young stallion like you. Young Ponies these days rather go to a big city and make it big fast rather than take it slow and steady and just take in the wonders around us.
Pinkie:
Good Morning, Mayor Mare!
Mayor:
(Smiling)
Good Morning, Pinkie. And who are your young friends?
Pinkie:
This is Twilight's Student, Luster Dawn.
Mayor:
Oh! That's Splendid! Would you like to be Ponyville's New Lead Organizer? That was her position before becoming a Princess.
Luster:
(Nervous Smile)
I'm honored but, I'm here to make friends as the Princess wants me to.
Shadow:
As Lead Organizer, you'll meet tons of creatures faster than you think. In other words: Instant Friends.
Mayor:
He's right. Why don't you sleep on it? You don't have to decide right now. Take your time. And you are, My Little Pony?
Shadow:
Platinum Shadow. I'm new to this wonderful town and I also saw your Help Wanted Poster and decided to apply for your job posting.
(Gives Mayor Wanted Poster And Triplicate Resume)
Here are all my credentials. And yes: I'm Lead Organizer Material.
Luster:
(Annoyed)
HEY!!! Shadow, that's MY Job Offer!!!
Shadow:
(Villainous Smile)
You Snooze, You Lose, Luster!
Mayor:
You seem familiar. Have we met before?
Shadow:
Not Likely. This is my second day here in Ponyville.
Mayor:
What about your parents? Maybe I met them and I am confusing you with them.
Pinkie:
Oh, Yeah! Shadow is the Son of Jack-Of-All-Trades.
Mayor:
(Surprised)
You Are Jack's Son?!
Shadow:
(Furious, Staying Calm)
Unfortunately...But if I had my way, he would be naught but a stain on the floor.
Mayor:
(Laughing Out Loud)
Luster:
!?
Pinkie:
(Looking A Something Else & Avoiding Conversation)
Shadow:
(Curious)
I'm sorry, but I fail to see the humor on a Death Threat I have plan for that deadbeat.
Mayor:
I'm sorry. You don't mind if I tell you a secret?
Shadow:
Go on.
Mayor:
I Really Hate Your Father! Always saying that somepony could do my job better than me. He even went as far as to nominate Applejack to be the next Mayor of Ponyville. I have nothing against Applejack, but that father of yours is so...I Really Want To Hoof Him In The Face So Hard That His Head Would Fall Off!
Shadow:
(Excited Smile)
Lady Mare! You And I Will Get Along Just Fine! And I would be more than honored to work with such a wonderful mare such as yourself.
Mayor:
You are such a sweet talker, but unlike that creep that is your father, you actually mean what you say. And on seeing how overqualified you are upon seeing your Resume, how about you work as my deputy?
Luster:
(Shocked)
WAIT, WHAT!? DEPUTY MAYOR RIGHT OFF THE BAT!?!?!?
Shadow:
(Courageous Expression)
I'm honored, Lady Mare, but I'm the type of pony that like to start at the very bottom of the latter and work myself to the top, earning the right of said position through hard work. Unlike certain cretins that get said positions by barking like a worthless dog that lack fangs and claws and rely on prestige alone to control the world. Real Creatures Can Change The World By Working Hard Up In The Front Lines Like Heroes Than Barking Up Orders From The Rear Like Wretched Cowards.
Luster:
(Impressed, Blushing, Thinking)
Shadow...
Pinkie:
(Proud Smile)
Mayor:
(Smiling)
The Apple has fallen too far from the tree. You might be Jack's Son, but you are nothing like him. I'm glad I got to meet you, Platinum Shadow!
Shadow:
(Holding Mayor's Right Hoof [Casanova-Style])
And I am glad to have met you, Lady Mare.
(Kisses Hoof)
Every Female:
(Swooned)
Luster:
(Blushing, Thinking)
Can't believe this Jerk swooned every girl in the room...And I hate To Admit It, But He Even Swooned Me!
Pinkie:
(Wearing Straw Hat, Sunglasses, Waving Hand-Fan Using The Tip Of Her Mane, Drinking Lemonade With Lemon Slice & Little Umbrella)
Did the room got hot all of a sudden or was it just me? Anyways! Time for the next item on the list of this tour!
Scene 2.4: Ponyville, Carousel Boutique, 9:30 AM
Upon Arriving at Carousel Boutique, Pinkie, Shadow and Luster bop into Rarity who is just leaving her old home and shop.
Pinkie:
Good Morning, Rarity! Paying Yona and Sandbar a visit?
Rarity:
Yes. Some unexpected detail has come up and I am moving back to Ponyville. So I came to ask Yona and Sandbar to have my old room ready in the next few days. In the meantime I'll be staying at my Parents home. Won't Sweetie Belle be excited to spend quality time with her sister?
Shadow:
(Annoyed)
When you say "Unexpected Detail", you are referring to me, aren't you?
Rarity:
What makes you think that, darling?
Shadow:
I burned down your boutique in Manehattan and I did some questionable actions in order to save innocent lives.
Rarity:
(Hugs Shadow, Crying)
You are right. I'm staying because of you, but not because of those reasons. There's a special light inside you, Shadow. I want to see how brightly that light is going to shine while you live here in Ponyville. When I look at you Shadow...you deeply remind me of "Clyde"...
Pinkie:
(Saddened)
Oh, Rarity...
Shadow:
Clyde?
Rarity:
I'm sorry, Shadow...I am not ready to tell anypony about him yet. All I can say at the moment is...up to this point...you and Clyde have led the same lives...I want to see...if your stories follow the same script...I pray with all my heart...that you don't end up the same way.
(Cleans Face)
Sorry for taking up your time. Ta-Ta!
Shadow:
Rarity!
Rarity:
?
Shadow:
I...promise not to do anything stupid.
Rarity:
(Warm Smile)
Thank You, Darling!
As Rarity part ways with Pinkie, Shadow and Luster, the trio enter the boutique to see both Yona and Sandbar scramble desperately to fix up the boutique for Rarity.
Pinkie:
(Excited)
Oooh! I Want To Play With You Guys Too! Look At Me! I'm Panicking! I'm Panicking!
(Humorous Scream)
Sandbar:
We are not playing, Pinkie! Rarity really caught us off guard!
Yona:
Yona needs to make everything look perfect! Everything look clean! Everything--
Luster:
Have we come at a bad time? We can always comeback later.
Shadow:
OH TARTARUS NO! We are going to help them sort out their problem! I refuse to walk away while they still have hair on their bodies only to comeback to see them hairless later.
Luster:
Wait, what!?
Shadow:
Haven't you ever heard of "Stress Induced Hair Loss"?
Luster:
Yes I have, just not that severe.
Shadow:
Well I have and it's not a pretty sight. I had to wash my eyes with bleach every time I saw the sight.
Luster:
That's...Not Right.
Shadow:
(Smiling)
Chaos Magic! The Only Means of Washing Away Scary Sights!
Luster:
Oh, Brother!
Shadow:
(Annoyed)
Are you going to stand there or are you going to help?
Luster:
(Annoyed Sigh)
I'm coming, I'm coming!
An hour later after helping Yona and Sandbar to tidy up the boutique, they all sit at the dining table enjoying brunch and laughing off the stress of Rarity unexpectedly moving back to Ponyville and both her home and boutique.
Shadow:
So Rarity is always on the move and not as stationary as she used to?
Sandbar:
After Yona and me got married, Rarity entrusted Carousel Boutique to us, especially that Yona became Rarity's Top Student after the defeat of Tirek, Cozy Glow and Chrysalis. After that, Rarity didn't stay on one spot for long.
Shadow:
Not to dig up gossip, but...with her traveling the world had something to do with someone named Clyde?
Sandbar:
Sorry, Shadow. We are not allowed to talk about that. All we can say is...Clyde was everything to Rarity.
Luster:
Is it true that Spike had a crush on Rarity? And if he did, why didn't they end up together?
Yona:
Rarity loves Spike but not like that. Spike is like little brother to Rarity.
Shadow:
And I heard from Uncle Spike himself is that he grew out of it. Actually that hurt Rarity's feelings when it happened.
Luster:
When exactly did happen?
Shadow:
About the same time he and Gabby started hanging out. He still loves Rarity, but as a dear friend, not as a crush anymore.
Luster:
(Disappointed)
Really!? That's not fun. I wonder what life would have been if they were actually a couple.
Shadow:
Same here! When Uncle Spike told me and Blaze about his childhood crush, I was hoping for that ending. Thanks to his stories...I'm into older women now.
Luster:
(Annoyed)
You mean to tell me you literally kissed the Mayor's hoof and swooned her because you are IN FACT INTO HER!?!?!?
Shadow:
Women like her are like Fine Wine: They Become Perfect With Age! Besides...every time i set my sights on to someone, something in the back of my head screams: "Don't Do It! You Are Already Spoken For!" I don't know why but...somehow that little voice speaks the truth. Same thing happened when I kissed the Lady Mare's hoof. Shame...I could tell she is my type.
Luster:
You Pervert!
(Surprised, Furious)
WAIT!!! What if somepony around the same age range like me and Pumpkin happens to be attracted to you? What would you then!?
Shadow:
I would let them off easy and will never use the word "Friend" while doing so. Saying that you only want to be "Friends" to someone that is confessing to you is by far the MOST ABSOLUTE WORST AND THE MOST COMMON MISTAKE everyone always make. Saying the word "Friend" in that context is Literally NOT letting them off easy.
Luster:
Then say it to me! Imagine Hypothetically that I have a crush on you and I confessed to you. Tell me how you would let me off.
Shadow:
(Hold Luster's Hoof, Looks Her In The Eye)
I am honored you feel this way about me, Luster Dawn and I wish I could return your feelings, but unfortunately I cannot. I accept these feelings you have bestowed upon me, but...unfortunately I don't feel the same way. Unfortunately life is not fair, but that doesn't mean you should accept defeat. When you are ready, stand tall and keep fighting and searching, for one day you will find him...the one that will bring you bliss everlasting. Please, do not let this one defeat define the rest of your life. We all fall and when that happens, we must show the world we are strong enough to get back up again. And if we can't do so on our own, we have love ones to assist us when we are in need of them. They will always listen to whatever you need to say to them. I am truly sorry if I have hurt you. Remember to stand tall, keep searching and keep fighting, because you will eventually find your other half.
Luster:
(Shocked, Speechless, Saddened, Sobbing Uncontrollably)
...
Shadow:
(Sad Scoff, Thinking)
Hypothetical My Flank. You were actually falling for me, weren't you, Luster?
After Luster calmed down, Yona, Sandbar, Pinkie, Shadow and Luster continue with their brunch...awkwardly. None of them knew how to continue the conversation after Luster broke into tears; Not even Discord who has been secretly following them since the day started doesn't know how to break the ice that was formed because of what happened.
Shadow:
(Annoyed, Takes Deep Breath, Lets Out A Gigantic Roar)
Pinkie, Yona, Sandbar, Luster, Discord:
(Caught Off Guard, Spooked)
Shadow:
(Sneering)
What!? You Never Heard Of A Pony Roaring Louder Than A Dragon!?
(Evil Show-Off Laughter)
Luster:
(Furious)
YOU JERK!!! MY ENTIRE LIFE FLASHED BEFORE MY EYES BECAUSE OF THAT!!!
Shadow:
Oh, Really!? I'll have you know both my mom, Ember and Grandpa, Torch are quite proud of my roar.
Pinkie:
(Excited, Laughing)
OH, WOW!!! I haven't had my heart up my throat in a really long time! I really missed having a really good scare!
Yona:
(Annoyed)
Yona hates surprises like that! Do not do that again in front of Yona!
Shadow:
You're no fun. Now Yavish is a barrel of laughs! He's the most lovable and funniest Yak I have ever met in all my life.
Pinkie, Yona, Sandbar, Luster:
(Shocked)
YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH PRINCE YAVISH!?!?!?
Shadow:
Yeah! We are. Boy, we got into a lot of mischief he and I. No offense to all my friends, but I rather have Yavish in my corner than anyone else. He's just that awesome!!!
Luster:
(Annoyed)
Is Prince Rutherford okay with a Jerk of a Rogue like you being friends with his nephew who so happens to be the next leader of the Yaks?
Shadow:
He had his doubts...Until he saw I could smash a lot of stuff like all Yaks do! It was lots of fun too! Yavish even taught me how to play the Yovidophone.
Pinkie:
(Super Excited)
REEEEALLY!?!?!?
Shadow:
Yeah, he did.
Pinkie:
OOOOOH!!! CAN WE BE YOVIDOPHONE BUDDIES!? I LOVE PLAYING MY YOVIDOPHONE!!! PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE!!!
Shadow:
(Annoyed Sigh, Thinking)
Me and My Big Mouth! That's what I get for being a show-off! Now I can't tell her off without sounding mean or rude about it. Of Course I must ask myself: "What's the harm in having Pinkamena as a Yovidophone Buddy?"
(Out Loud, Defeated Sigh)
Fine. We can be Yovidophone Buddies.
Pinkie:
YAY!!!
Shadow:
(Annoyed, Thinking)
I feel like asked her to dance on top of my grave instead of being a music buddy!
Yona:
Yona wants to hear you play. Please play now!
Shadow:
Sorry, but I left my Yovidophone back at the castle.
Sandbar:
You can use Yona's Yovidophone.
Shadow:
But Pinkamena--
Before Shadow could finish talking, Pinkie rushes to her house back to her seat in a blink and holding her Yovidophone in her hooves which in turn brings shivers down Shadow's Spine.
Shadow:
(Annoyed, Face-Hoof)
Oh, Brother! Where Art Thou?
Discord (Invisible):
(Muted Uncontrollable Laughter)
Scene 2.5: Ponyville, Fluttershy's Animal Sanctuary, 1:31 PM
As Pinkie happily prances her way leading Shadow and Luster to the next part of the tour.
Shadow:
Someone's having the time of her life.
Luster:
It was really sweet of you to please Pinkie the way you did. Even though neither of you could play a coherent note using the Yovidophone.
Shadow:
Playing the Yovidophone is not about playing the most orchestral of notes. It's all about playing from the heart. It doesn't matter if you are a Pro or the worst player in the world, so long as you play the Yovidophone from the heart, all Yaks will praise your music.
Luster:
Huh! No wonder both Yona and Sandbar praised you both. No offense, but your playing really hurt my ears.
Shadow:
None taken...brat.
Luster:
(Annoyed)
Why I Outta--
Pinkie:
(Singsong Voice)
We're Heeere!
Fluttershy:
Oh! Pinkie! How Nice To See You! And You Too, Shadow, Luster!
Shadow:
Hey.
Luster:
(Smiling)
Nice to see you too, Fluttershy. Is this your Famous Animal Sanctuary? It's quite beautiful.
Shadow:
Judging by the architecture...this was built by a McColt.
Fluttershy:
Oh, yes it is! How did you know?
Luster:
Shadow is into architecture. He says experiencing things is better than reading a book.
Fluttershy:
Oh, yes. He is right. I was able to better myself by experiencing many different things. I sang with the Ponytones. I took part in Nightmare Night Once. I used to be afraid of Dragons. I used to care for the Cutie Mark Crusaders when they were fillies. I used to be a model. I learned about Phoenixes when I took care of Celestia's Pet, Philomena. I am part of Buckball Hall of Fame. I'm a good salespony. I helped reform and I'm close friends with Discord and I did all of that by stepping out of my comfort zone and stepping up to the challenge. And once I felt confident enough and because my friend, Dr.Fauna was being flooded with a lot on her hooves with critters is what help me create this Animal Sanctuary.
Luster:
(Impressed)
Wow! I didn't know that. I guess experiencing does help one grow.
Fluttershy:
That is why Twilight sent you here to Ponyville.
Luster:
I thought she sent me here to make Friends.
Fluttershy:
That's the beauty of Friendship. Different Friends helps you experience a lot of different things. Being friends with Rarity helped me be more open with my Knitting Hobby. Being Friends with Rainbow Dash made me realize I am more capable than I thought. Being Friends with Applejack taught me that you shouldn't be afraid to be open about your feelings. Being friends with Pinkie Pie showed me that we are a pretty good Buckball Team. And being Friends with Twilight, I learned more about myself than I would have never imagine. And being Friends with Discord, I learned to accept everyone of my friends differences and quirks.
Luster:
I never thought Friendship can let you learn so much and help you grow just like you have. I'm just worried I will become a Cynical Jerk like a certain somepony I just met.
Shadow:
(Sneering)
You say that now, but down the line you'll love hanging out with me.
Luster:
(Annoyed)
Keep telling yourself that, creep.
Shadow:
I know you are, but what am I?
Luster:
What Are You!? 5 Years-Old!?
Shadow:
At least I know how to have fun unlike a shut-in like you with her nose in a book 24/7.
Luster:
(Furious)
Why You Son of A Skunk!!!
Shadow:
(Furious)
And You Are A Wimp!
Pinkie, Fluttershy:
(Laughing)
Luster, Shadow:
What's so funny?
Fluttershy:
You are. You both remind us of both Twilight's and Discord's relationship. Always at odds, but deep down you really care for each other.
Luster, Shadow:
(Annoyed, Blushing)
Yeah, right! As If!
Discord (Invisible):
(Warm Smile)
As the day goes and ends Pinkie manages to show Luster and Shadow everything Ponyville has to offer; the only location Pinkie has not showed them is Twilight's School of Friendship and with her help, Shadow successfully managed to score every job he applied to and the major factor that got him hired was because he is the son of Jack-Of-All-Trades. Upon returning to the castle, Shadow heads to the kitchen and starts making dinner; and just like earlier in the morning, he impresses everyone with his cooking. After keeping tabs on Shadow, both Discord and Pinkie believe that Twilight is worrying for nothing since they have failed to see Shadow as a "Great Danger" to Equestria.
Scene 2.6: Canterlot, Twilight's Bathroom, 7:34 PM
As Twilight is relaxing in a bathtub bubble bath with scented candles, Discord appears in her bath riding a rubber ducky.
Discord:
(Perverted Smile)
Enjoying the relaxing bath, Princess? You don't mind if I jump in with you?
Twilight:
(Annoyed)
Discord!
Discord:
Oh, Come now! I thought we were "Reeeally" Close.
Twilight:
(Blushing, Annoyed [Tsundere])
We are, but right now it's my "Me" Time. And that means there's only room for Me, Myself and I.
Discord:
Fine! Then that means you don't want to hear about Shadow's and Luster's Progress today. Well I'm off!
Twilight:
(Defeated Sigh)
Wait! You can stay so long as you only talk about them. The instant you try anything funny--
Discord:
Not even a little kiss?
Twilight:
DISCORD!!!
Discord:
Oh, You Are No Fun!
Discord tells Twilight all that transpired that day with Luster and Shadow and upon hearing all about it from Discord directly, Twilight is beginning to doubt Celestia's and Luna's concerns about Shadow. Twilight also noticed that Shadow is a Big Cynical Jerk, but she also notices that even if he is a Big Jerk, he actually cares for those around him even if he is being cynical about it.
Twilight:
Is all this true?
Discord:
Just like many ponies said today: "You Might Be The Son of Jack-Of-All-Trades, But You Are Nothing Like Him." Listen. I know our relationship with Jack was a rocky one, but he always pushed the envelope one too many times. Shadow on the other hand...knows where the lines are drawn and knows not to cross said lines. I don't know where Celestia and Luna got the idea that Shadow is a "Great Danger" as they put it, but not even once he ever made me think he is all that dangerous. Maybe you need to ask them about what specifically makes him a "Great Danger". I am not doubting them, but I will keep an eye on Shadow if some kind of change happens.
Twilight:
Thank you, Discord.
Discord:
No need to thank me. I am extremely curious now more than ever of what Shadow is capable of and I want to see what his future will be like in the next following months. But if you really want to thank me, how about a night out on the town, just the two of us?
Twilight:
Everypony will get the wrong idea seeing the two of us hanging out like that.
Discord:
Let them think what they want. You and I know the truth about our relationship.
Twilight:
(Giggles, Warm Smile)
You are absolutely right...Discord.
To Be Continued...