^ Bullshit title... Meant to confuse... also it's a weird accounting joke?
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Hollow eyes come to life as the black world slowly gains meaning... As a hollow dinging sound breaks the silence.
*Ding* *Ding* *You expected another ding didn't you*
Looking around I see two pairs of eyes staring as I struggle to move. The firy eyes filled with a strangly strong sense of adoration as a fight immediately breaks out over who gets to hug me first... I watch the strange group of three different women argue in words I can't understand a screen pops up in front of me.
*Congratulations on being born. As you are an infant your status is locked and you are given the growth quest.*
*Growth: 0/3
Movement: 0/100
Speech: 0/100
Learning: 0/100
Fetal Skill: 0"
Hmm... Words... I understand those? I think... Why though? Pressing my finger on the words one at a time they sound aloud and more words are said... I think it's their definition... One by one I press the words repeatedly ignoring the women who have clearly reached a end to their fighting as now the smallest one is carrying me... She's saying stuff and it's annoying cause I am trying to figure out what the words mean so I tune her own entirely... Waving my arms around with much strain to press the buttons to try to figure out what the words mean while also trying to figure out the words in the definition one by one as I fall into what feels like a mount of different windows all with words on em... Lots of words... After what feels like hours of the girl senselessly harassing me... I have managed to figure out what the first word means... Congratulations... Don't judge me I'ma baby I don't need your sas you... Babies shouldn't know any curse words... You got lucky...
Quickly I fall into researching the other words to try to figure out what these harassers are saying for one... they keep passing me around and making noises in my face... I thought they were words intially but these weirdos are just saying random sounds... While looking at me with those weirdly creepy eyes... One of them is quieter she's the biggest one real hard and her skin is rough... She's my favorite. She's got short black hair on her head almost entirely white eyes which is kinda creepy her irises are ghosts... Whoo... The faint color in there are somewhat yellowish... She has a black tank top on and a smaller but firmer chest compared to the other two... She's quite tall... The other two in order of annoyance is the second tallest one... She's got a massive chest and is soft everywhere. Her hair is long and braided behind her back along with deep blue eyes. She is wearing a long comfy looking dress. Then comes the worst of them all... The smallest. She's twice my size. Long crazy curly hair. Her chest is entirely flat. She harasses me constantly even when I'm already being bothered by the other two. She's never left me alone. She also keeps pressing her face against me and touching me... This is harassment I swear!!! The worst moments of my existence so far has been when the soft one hands me to the small one... The only respit I get is when I'm given to the tall one. I get to queitly lay there working on figuring out what this annoying window says... After awhile I find less and less words need to be figured out so after getting to being it started it pick up a little bit. Then I got to born... And then when I pressed certain words in the definition I got another pop up that I needed to decipher...
*As you are a child some information is blocked as per your parents settings.*
Ok... So whose my parents... Why are you preventing from learning weird people? So annoying... After I've successfully deciphered that I find myself getting through the rest of the quest notification pretty quickly. So... I need to learn to speak move and learn? What do I learn? Looking at the window again... Also what's this weird fourth thing it clearly says there's only three objective... Hmm... Looking at the window again I find the numbers have changed... Progress...
*Growth: 0/3
Movement: 35/100
Speech: 0/100
Learning: 32/100
Fetal Skill: 0"
Hmm so assuming I need to speak to get better at speech. Then I guess I need to move the rest of my body to get movement up more? And learn more words or things that aren't words to get further in learning... But no progress in fetal skills... Suddenly there was a commotion as I was spending time with the tall one... The little harasser is of course nearby but when ever I'm with the tall one she usually remains at a distance and only stares at me... Anyways while tall one and the soft one stared out into space while the tall one absent-mindedly holds me and pets me... like I'm some kind of pet... It feels nice just awkward also her hands are so rough... Still my favorite... Granted when she sits me down on her lap it is much nicer... Her legs are like a firm mattress... I have also questioned why she's the only one not wearing something on their lower half... She's either wearing shorts or underwear... idk... The annoying one that I refuse to address is just in a t-shirt and pants... her cloths aren't important though... The commotion was... I'm not sure what they are saying at first I pick up a word or two as the soft one and the tall one are saying something and staring at me occasionally leaving their mouths open for drastic periods of time... weird right?
After spending some to try to find new words in my windows I realize I missed the fetal skill words and try to inspect it but it doesn't define the words like the rest...
*Fetal Skill: Skills learned while a child is in their infant stage.*
While it wasn't very descriptive it did define what these fetal skills are... in simple way and give me more words which lead to me words and more words... As I'm trying to figure out some words that lead to blocked words again I am handed to the annoying one again who starts harassing me and saying stuff in my face... Way to close dude...
"Hey, my name is Ela... I'm your sister. Can you understand me? Mama says you are learning really fast... Mama says it took me months to get to were you are... So you can understand me right?"
Listening to the annoying one for once I find myself confused... As there's a bunch of words I don't understand and try to press them but I'm just hitting the Ela in the face but luckily that also works as windows pop up for all the words I don't understand and I go to read through while ignoring Ela again... Worst comes to worst I'll hit her face some more... Seems to help me solve problems... After many hours of studying words the soft one takes me from the tall one... as Ela follows along and the soft one walks into a square shaped hole in the wall... Door!!! She walked into a door... thank you system... After a couple turns a hallway and another door there's a wooden cage with a soft floor and no roof that's raised from the floor that the soft one places me in and the tall one and her stare down at me... Which one is mama? As I'm staring back at them I don't notice the little hand that has snuck through the bars of my cage... Or cradle? No... Crib... This thing isn't moving... Anyways I didn't notice the little hand that's pinching my face and I start fighting off the assault of Ela before the tall one pats her head and glances at her... Still my favorite... As they do that the tall and soft one both start arguing... about giving me a name... While I'm paying attention I discover that the tall one is Crys whilst the soft one is Affie.