Scene 8.0: Port Town Anthon, The Network Shop, 6:11, Saturday December 15th, Year 2998 Of The Maximilian Calendar
After having breakfast, Ken, Kubō and the girls start to help Sekho and her shop as they are preparing for the day. Luckily for Sekho, Ken has been keeping tabs on Roux, Yayoi and Nikita as for MOMO is having fun with Sekho moving a few items around. The girls are being a little passive since Ken is around them and working hard for the gift he promised them, which this discreetly saddens Sekho since she has developed feelings for him. Before the shop opens, Ken convinces the girls to wear friendly-looking outfits like a Maid Battle Outfit seen in certain Anime, but since everyone knows their faces, Ken manages to find a few masks that doesn't only cover their faces, but also changes it as well as their hair color. Ken also wears this mask in order to not hurt Sekho's business as he will be helping out too as he wears the store's clerk uniform and even though they are all wearing masks that makes them looks completely different people, their beauty is still radiant as it always been. As the store opens, Ken and Yayoi starts to promote the shop as they stand outside and begin the marketing technique they used to do back on Earth by telling the entire area about the shop, merchandises, prices and availability as they also pass around fliers to everyone that are nearby as well as food and drink samples which is not limited to healing items as well and it's one per customer. This type of marketing caught the attention of everyone as they all decided to enter the shop and it became really busy really fast as items and weapons were selling like crazy that forced both Ken and Yayoi to stop their marketing duties and join everyone inside the shop and attend to the customers. From then to closing time, the shop made over 1 Billion Coins [Coppers, Bronzes, Silvers And Golds Combined] and Gems [Zircons, Aquamarines, Turquoises, Onyxes, Garnets, Opals, Emeralds, Rubies and Diamonds Combined], but this does not reflect the amount of value of all of it as it is around 264 Million Gold in total, however the amount that is needed to pay off Gurt is 700 Million. This worries Sekho since they only got less than half of that amount. Ken puts his hand on her shoulder and gives her a reassuring smile which she discreetly blushes as her heart skips a beat while at the same time puts the girls in a fit of jealousy, but they are in the mindset that once they help Sekho, they won't see her ever again and waiting for his gift is also a plus for them. However this didn't go unnoticed by Gurt as he finds this infuriating that he is planning on stopping Sekho from making the return payment.
The next day, the shop gained more fame thanks to Ken and Yayoi's Marketing Tactics that somehow made the shop more popular as the masses of the city storms the shop as soon as it opens that even adventurers are buying things thanks to the great marketing of promoting the items in the shop, their effectivity, the perks, the pros and cons, something certain shops has forgotten and instead attack the customers instead of admitting their own failures. However among the rush hour, someone places bombs all around the shop conspicuously and without being seen and as soon as these people leave to a safe location, they set off a chain of explosions that burns the shop to the ground. Luckily since there were adventurers, they were able to save everyone before any casualties ever happened. Sekho was distraught seeing the shop of the man who raised her now turned into a burned down building.
Ken:
Sekho-San…
Sekho:
(Distraught, Hiding Deep Sorrow Behind Smile, Crying, Eyes Closed)
It's alright, Ken-Sama…I…I have enough money to pay off Gurt now. I'll be—
??? (Male Voice):
(Hiding In An Unknown Location)
No, you won't. For you see…this is nothing but a coordinated attack by a certain creep. I have captured one of the saboteurs that destroyed your shop. I will be interrogating this piece of filth soon enough, but I won't be able to act without authorization from my King which will not happen until sometime later.
Roux:
That voice…
Roux and MOMO look around to find where the voice they recognized came from and they found him hiding not far from there: 1 Mile Away On A Rooftop, wearing a Purple Tattered Cloak, holding a Gremlin with his right hand and talking to a small radio on his left hand; this means that there is a speaker nearby where "The Purple Shadow" is talking through, but didn't look for it since they know what his deal is. Roux looks at Yayoi and Nikita and notices that they are aware of him as they shake their head, hinting that they know of him, but don't know who exactly he is personally.
Ken:
(Furious)
But that will give whoever did this time to escape with what they have done.
Radio (??? Purple Shadow):
Have you forgotten, Ken? The Perp Always Returns To The Scene Of The Crime. But if that's not the answer you wanted to hear, then allow me to state this one: Adventurers! I Placed An Emergency Request At The Adventurers' Guild! It Has No Limits On Who Wants To Participate! The Request: Help Rebuild The Network Shop Before Dawn! The Price Is 100,000 EXP, G, AP, SP and A Gold Badge Provided By The King of Arielios.
Everyone:
(Excited Murmurs)
Roux, MOMO, Yayoi, Nikita, Sekho:
(Shocked)
THE KING ARIELIOS!!!
Ken:
Aren't you working for him, girls?
Yayoi, Nikita:
(Scared, Sweating Bullets)
We'll tell you later!!!
Radio (??? Purple Shadow):
Yes. King Arielios Will Be Giving Away Golden Badges If You Successfully Rebuild The Shop Before Dawn. Luckily there are items in the shop that can be salvaged and used to rebuild it in record time. Everyone will receive the rewards as soon as the Quest is Completed, but anyone who puts in the extra work will get a little bonus. Good Luck Everyone! May The God Of Arielios Be With You!
Ken notices that what this mysterious man said whose voice seems oddly familiar has rallied everyone around him and his party. Seeing this development, Ken continues to pursue this movement to motivate everyone to repair the shop before dawn as well as to appoint a few adventurers to act as security guards to prevent another sabotage from whoever burned down the shop. For hours during the reconstruction of the shop, there were a few mishaps here and there, a few troublemakers kicked out of the area by the Adventurers; but not once the one responsible of burning down the shop came about. As soon as dawn came, everyone has succeeded in completing the quest, The shop is back to its original state thanks in part of some items that were salvaged from the shop that helped speed up the process. After the Quest was completed, everyone involved got a notification that they have completed the Quest and can pick up their rewards at the Adventurers' Guild. They all leave while Ken and the girls to continue helping a Grateful Sekho as they get ready to meet with Gurt with the money they currently have which is now 1 Billion Gold which fortunately more than enough to settle the debt thanks to everyone who helped rebuild the shop as they wanted it to continue thriving because of Dòrn. Not soon after, Gurt and his Troll Bodyguard arrives to confront Sekho…
Scene 8.1: Port Town Anthon, The Network Shop, 9:03, Monday December 17th
Phase 1:
The Gutting Mobster
Gurt:
(Sinister Smile)
Well…Looks like you failed in getting my money and from what I've heard the shop was burnt down yesterday. But it looks like you managed to get it all back. Unfortunately I bet you didn't get all of my money, so thank you for rebuilding "My Shop".
Sekho:
(Evil Sneer)
Actually…
(Shows Of The Money)
Gurt:
(Furious)
No way! Your Time Ended As Soon As Midnight! Just Because you Have The Money Now Doesn't Mean Shat!
Ken:
(Thinking)
I knew it! This bastard is behind this! Damage the property, we rebuild it just right before the real deadline expires then this is the end result. He never intended to let Sekho-San keep her shop. What is he after? What does Sekho-San's Shop has that no other shop has? Sadly I can't accuse this lowlife without any evidence. I want to act on my assumptions, but it would only hurt this situation far worse than it is now.
Gurt:
Well since I am a generous and forgiving man, you can keep 41% of all the money you got for me.
Yayoi:
(Furious)
That's Not Fair!! Sekho has lost everything!! The least you can do leave her all of the money so she can survive in the world!!
MOMO:
(Furious)
That's right, you meanie old frog!
Roux:
(Furious)
I have met a lot of scumbags for almost 3,000 years, but you are the worst!
Nikita:
(Furious)
If I was still alive, I would hunt you down until and made sure you would have a closed casket funeral!
Sekho:
(Surprised, Thinking, Moved, Crying)
Yayoi…San…Roux…San…MOMO…Nee…Nikita…San…
Gurt:
I don't give a damn what a bunch of floozies think of me. I want what is mine and this shop is now mine!
Ken:
(Furious, Thinking)
DAMN!!! Is there nothing we can do to stop this!?
At that moment someone tosses a beaten and tied up mobster wearing almost the same type of clothing as Gurt in front of Ken; it is the Purple Shadow which scares everyone around him except for Ken who isn't aware who is he as he stands besides Ken.
Gurt:
(Scared)
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?
??? (Purple Shadow):
I am here to arrest you for your criminal activity. However…You shouldn't worry about me. The one you should worry is this Rogue.
Gurt:
(Scans Ken, Laughs Hysterically)
This Level 1 Rogue!? You capping!?
??? (Purple Shadow):
(Smiling)
Think what you like, but this Level 1 Rogue can easily take on your level 92 Troll.
Gurt:
(Laughs Uncontrollably)
A level 1 beating a level 92! Y'all being foolish.
Roux:
HOLD IT!!! Ken-Sama can't win against him! Are you nuts!?
Yayoi:
Ken! You shouldn't do it! He'll kill you!!
Nikita:
That's not just any Troll, that's a subspecies of the Olog-Hai Troll. The Most Dangerous of all Races of Trolls. You won't survive!
MOMO:
Don't do it, Kenny!
Kubō:
You're going to die!!! He'll One-Shot You!!!
Sekho:
(Crying)
Please, don't do this, Ken-Sama! I…I…I Am In Love With You! I don't want you to die a meaningless death because of me!!!
??? (Purple Shadow):
It's true, Ken. The difference in your levels are astronomical, but you have something that will help you beat this guy with next to no effort.
Ken:
(Surprised)
You don't mean—
??? (Purple Shadow):
Good luck.
Ken:
Sekho-San…Thank you for your confession. But you are wrong on both counts. This is not meaningless and I am not going to die. I will save your shop but…I…cannot reciprocate your feelings now. But…who knows what the future might bring. Today I am not interested in a relationship. But in the future…I could be in a relationship with either of you. All I ask is for a little patience until that day comes.
Phase 2:
Vs. The Rampaging Troll
Zürks
Lv.92 Green Olog-Hai Troll
HP 9779/9779, MP 462/462, Maxed Out Offense/Defense, Low Magical Attack/Defense, Average Luck, Low Agility
Special Ability: Apocalyptic Rampage (Rage Boost Unique Ability)
Ken approaches the large troll and he notices that his skin is fully covered with stones in a matter that resembles armor as he takes off his shirt. This troll is named Zürks and even though he's not a Pure-Blooded Olog-hai, his body has the same traits as one, but this doesn't frighten Ken as he pulls his Sling, but does not unsheathe his new sword starter sword: Chrome Sword. Gurt laugh that Ken is going to fight his bodyguard with just a sling as Gurt's Bodyguard pulls out his Large Spiked Club that is Lv.90 with an attack power of 3781; powerful enough to shatter Ken's Body into stains on the floor in 1 Attack. Knowing this as a possibility, Ken needs to out-speed Zürks in order to win; luckily his Agility Stat is 6 Points Higher than the Troll whose Agility Stat is 4 Points even though he is at Lv.92, his Agility hasn't powered up at all. Ken doesn't know Zürks' Agility Stat, but judging his Size, Body-Type and Race, Ken can easily assume how fast the Troll really is. As they both stare each other down, everyone can easily tell that both Ken and Zürks feel nothing but contempt towards each other even though they don't know each other, but they feel that they are in opposite side of alignment: Good Vs. Evil. As the fight begins, Zürks slams his club, but Ken roll dodges out of the way to the left; but without lifting his club, Zürks swing his club on the ground at Ken only for him to cartwheel dodge the attack then jump back, away from the Troll. Zürks slams his club on the ground hard, causing a small quake in order to disorient Ken to stop him in his tracks which succeeds as Ken falls on the ground. The Troll jumps high to crush Ken underfoot, but Ken quickly roll out of the way as the powerful impact on the ground caused by Zürks causes stone fragments to scatter all around him like projectiles, destroying the nearby area and almost hurting others; but the Purple Shadow uses a Snake Sword and shatters all of the stone projectiles before it hurt anyone nearby. Zürks' Special Ability powers up the more anger he feels throughout the course of the battle, as his skin is slowly turning from green to yellow to orange as the battle progresses and his eyes are losing his irises as it turns white and slowly turning red. As Ken notices this, he know that if Zürks turns completely red, he will become harder to take down; so he starts prepping his sling and readying it to attack Zürks. Everyone wants Ken to end the fight before Zürks' Special Ability becomes active, but he isn't doing anything but dodging and weaving, waiting for his chance to strike. Much to everyone's fear, Zürks' body turns completely crimson red, his stone like parts are completely black and his eyes are glowing ruby red as he gives out an extremely loud unholy roar that shatters all of the windows around the immediate area as he charges at Ken in a frenzy like an Out-Of-Control Berserker. Ken stands his ground and waits for Zürks to get in close which scares all of the girls as they scream for him to run, but he doesn't do that as Kubō and the Purple Shadow stares at him in a way they feel like Ken has already won. As soon as Zürks gets in close, Ken shoots the pebble in his sling and hits Zürks right in-between his eyes which shockingly drops The Troll's HP from 9779 down to 0 in a flash.; killing him in 1 Hit. Gurt is shocked to see his monstrous bodyguard who is at Lv.92 being felled by a Lv.1 Rogue who is now at Lv.36 after killing Zürks. Not just Gurt, but everyone around the immediate area that witnessed it.
Gurt:
(Shocked)
H…How!?!?!? How did this happened!? How Can A Lv.1 Worthless Human Rogue Kill A Lv.92 Troll!?
??? (Purple Shadow):
Aramaki Ken's Sling. It's a 6-Star Rarity Sling Called "David's Sling". It's a Sling that has an 80% Instant Kill Rate on all enemies except Giant Enemies which gains a little more extra power. The Sling has a 100% Instant Kill Rate on Giant Enemies so long as they are over-leveled against the user; it has also a 10% boost on every 10 levels that the Giant Enemies have plus it also have a 10x Agility Stat Boost when fighting said enemies. Since Aramaki Ken is at level 1 and Zürks was at level 92, his Sling got a 90% boost; making the Instant Kill Rate reach a 190% Total which makes the sling the most powerful weapon in Aramaki Ken's Arsenal. If he was at level 92 just like Zürks, the Instant Kill Rate would have stayed at 80%; but…there's a hidden rule to it: If the Giant Enemy has a Special Ability that boosts his power to uncontrollable levels like Zürks' Apocalyptic Rampage…the Sling's Instant Kill Rate would be boosted by an extra 50%. So adding this…The Sling's Instant Kill Rate was at 240% by the time Aramaki Ken killed Zürks. His survival was sealed the moment his Special Ability became active.
Kubō:
Yep-Yep. I told Kenny all about it the other day after meeting you. He asked me all about it and told him everything even the hidden info on it that almost no one knows. That also include the percentage boosts.
??? (Purple Shadow):
Gurt. Your men told me everything. You know the true value of this shop which is interdimentional exchanges. But in your slimy hands…it would have been turned into a contraband system which include Illegal Weapon Trafficking, Slave Trading, Fugitive Smuggling, Drug Market and many other illegal activities. That is why you murdered the owner, Dòrn-San by slowly poisoning his food and since Sekho-San was unaware of your corrupt dealings, you could have easily taken everything from her and she wouldn't have been the wiser…that is until Aramaki Ken showed up and threw a wrench into your wicked machinations. Congratulations in your failure. Dead Or Alive, You Are Coming With Me! Please…force my hand in choosing the latter, I beg you!
Gurt:
(Scared For His Life, Begging On His Knees)
I SURRENDER!!! PLEASE SPARE ME!!! YOU ARE RIGHT!!! I PLANNED AND DID ALL THOSE THINGS!!!
??? (Purple Shadow):
(Annoyed Sigh)
You are no fun.
(Snaps Fingers, Summons Royal Guards)
Take him away.
As Royal Guards take Gurt into custody, Ken looks at The Purple Shadow and feels oddly familiar to him, like they have met before. The Purple Shadow walks towards the distraught Sekho and kneels to her.
??? (Purple Shadow):
I am sorry for your loss. Dòrn-San was a good man. He once saved me during one of my missions. If it wasn't for his interdimentional shop point in that specific area, I wouldn't be here today. I wish I was aware of what was happening. I could have prevented his death if that were the case.
Sekho:
Thank you. But knowing Dòrn-Sama, he never tell anyone his problems…not even me…his adopted daughter.
??? (Purple Shadow):
If it helps…know that he loved you just like one. Even though he had no blood related children of his own at his age, his fatherly instincts awakened because of you, which brought love and joy to his life named Sekho.
Sekho:
(Crying)
Dòrn-Sama…
Ken:
(Surprised, Thinking)
That Philosophical Way Of Speaking…No Way…
??? (Purple Shadow):
That look on your face…you know who I am don't you, Aramaki? Please do me a favor and not speak of me just yet. I am in the middle of a special mission for my king and I need my secrecy for the moment.
Ken:
(Out Loud)
How did you—?
??? (Purple Shadow):
Let's just say…I was betrayed and murder by someone I shouldn't have trusted. Let's leave it at that. One day I will reveal everything and I hope we can be friends again like in the old days.
Yayoi:
Who are you? If you know Ken then that means you know me too.
??? (Purple Shadow):
I do…but I can't tell you just yet either, Yayoi-Chan. If me and the others knew about your condition, we would have stopped you from taking your own life. For that…I apologize on my own and our friends behalf.
Roux:
You are from this "Earth" Ken-Sama and that Psycho, Yayoi are from.
Yayoi:
(Yandere Personality)
💢🔪You Bitch!🔪💢
??? (Purple Shadow):
Yes, but that is all you will get from me. Hurry up and get to Cüer, Ken. A good friend of ours is waiting for you there.
Ken:
Who?
The Purple Shadow did not answer as he walks away along with his Royal Guards. After Sekho calms down, Ken and his party are in the shop celebrating that she gets to keep her shop and the 1 Billion Gold with food and drinks provided by her.
Ken:
Are you feeling alright, Sekho-San?
Sekho:
I'm fine. I just can't believe that Dòrn-Sama was Murdered by Gurt. I'm grateful to you, Ken-Sama. I don't know how to really repay you.
Ken:
(Smiling)
You already have and I hope that you continue to manage this shop just like your father wanted and if you need our help again, we will offer it without hesitation.
Sekho:
(Blushing)
Thank you, Ken-Sama.
Girls:
(Jealous, Glaring At Both Ken And Sekho)
Sekho:
(Notices Jealousy, Evil Smile)
Oh, Kenny. There's a way for me to repay you…
(Sultry Voice, Whispers In His Ear, Slightly Loosen Bustier In A Sexy Manner)
…In A Very Personal And Exclusive Manner.
Girls:
(Furious)
OOOIII!!! GET AWAY FROM MY KENNY, YOU EIGHT-LEGGED FREAK OF A HUSSY!!!
Sekho:
(Holds Ken's Arm, Presses Bust Onto Ken, Evil Sadistic Smile)
Jealous? I bet neither of you has confessed to Ken-Sama like I have or even offered to enjoy the cardinal pleasures of starting a family.
Roux:
(Furious)
I Have Done So The Day I Met Him!!
MOMO:
(Furious)
And I Followed Through Soon After!!
Yayoi:
(Yandere Personality & Expression, Holding Kitchen Knife)
🔪Ken Was Mine First, So Back Off Or Die!!🔪
Nikita:
(Furious)
As The First And Original Black Swan, I Had To Master A Lot Of Techniques In My Life. I Can Give Ken All That He Needs Better Than All Of You Combined!!
Kubō:
Oh, Dear…
Ken:
(Thinking)
This is getting ridiculous. But…I actually am not disliking this. Yayoi might not be the girl I knew, but she seems more direct on what she wants more so than she used to be. Roux is a literal Devil MILF who wants a Polygamy Marriage with me, herself and her daughter, MOMO-Chan who is currently cursed to be in a Loli Body-Type. MOMO-Chan is cute and all, but I can't approach her looking like that until her curse is undone. Nikita is a very mature Ghost Woman, but how can she do what she claims since she's an incorporeal being? Then there's Sekho-San…Are Humans and Arachnes compatible? If we are, Sekho-San is in many ways my type. Rough Around The Edges, A Little Crude Way Of Talking To Hide Her Insecurities, but all in all she's a good girl…All of them are direct too direct, but it seems that the only one who is my age is Yayoi.
Yayoi:
Aren't you all a little too old to be asking Ken to be your husband!? You Girls Are Almost 3,000 Years Old! I'm The Only One Who Is Ken's Age!
Sekho:
So how old are you again?
Yayoi:
(Evil Smile)
Me and Ken are 17 Years Old, Hag!
Sekho:
(Evil Chuckle)
Yayoi:
(Furious, Irritated)
What's so damn funny!?
Sekho:
I might look like a mature woman in her mid to late 20s, but I'm in reality…
(Wiggling Index Finger, Evil Sneer, Condescending Singsong Voice)
Se-Venn-Teen!
Yayoi:
(Yandere Personality & Expression, Holding Kitchen Knife)
🔪What?🔪
Roux:
It's true. Arachnes might look as mature as a real woman like me and unlike Nikki-Tan—
Nikita:
(Furious)
Why You!!!
Roux:
Arachnes age faster, but they last as long as humans do. So if you think you are the only one with the same age as Ken-Sama, looks like you have some competition in that department and if I'm not mistaken…if Sekho-San is highly compatible to Ken-Sama…She can give birth up to 12 Human Sons or Arachne Daughters or a combo. If you don't know: There are No Males in the Arachne Race here in Lyriah. Maybe on "Earth", Yes. Here, No.
Girls:
(Furious Argument)
Kubō:
(Whispering To Ken)
You have my sympathies, Kenny
Ken:
(Whispering To Kubō)
I don't mind. To be honest I'm not interested in a relationship right now. I'm not leading them on because…after I found out I really didn't know the Real Yayoi…You could say I'm interested in having a relationship with one of them in the future, but not now. Right now…I Just Want To Explore This New World I Now Call Home…
Episode Bonus:
😸Creator-Ojisan And😈MOMO-Chan's Discussion Corner!!!
Creator (SS):
Hey Troops! Welcome To All The New And Returning Readers To Another Episode Of Ken The Slayer. I'm the Author, SS. Those are my initials for my name is—
MOMO:
(Annoyed)
Ojisan Hentai!
Creator (SS):
Not even 45 Words in and you are already calling me a pervert. Anyhoo Readers…as I was saying, my name is—
MOMO:
(Annoyed)
Ojisan Hentai! That is your name. You don't need any other name than that.
Creator (SS):
(I Sigh Annoyingly)
Why are you angry this time, MOMO-Chan?
MOMO:
YOU MADE SE-CHAN INTO A HUSSIE!!!
Creator (SS):
You are just mad that Sekho finally opened up to Ken. You see…when an Arachne fall in love and make their feelings known, they become more direct by not being direct and very…how should I say this? Not in a Tsundere kind a way…more like Hiyakasudere. Yeah! Sekho is a Hiyakasudere.
MOMO:
What the Hey is a Hiyakasudere!? I Know what Tsundere and Yandere is! But What Is A Hiyakasudere?
Creator (SS):
A Hiyakasudere refers to a playful or at worst mischievous character who likes to tease others and sometimes flirt with those they like. She is also a little of a Megadere.
MOMO:
Mega-WHAT!?
Creator (SS):
A Megadere is basically obsessed with their love interest in a fangirl/fanboy way…Now that I think about it…All of you girls are actually Megaderes now that I think about it.
MOMO:
But Yayoi-Chan is a Yandere and Sekho is as you said is a Hiyakasudere. How can they be both what they are being Megaderes at the same time?
Creator (SS):
Yandere define a character whose love, admiration, and devotion is so strong that it is expressed as an excessive obsession and possessiveness. They are often seen as characters that are crazily in love with someone to the point of extreme violence. As I said: Hiyakasudere is playful or at worst mischievous character who likes to tease others and sometimes flirt with those they like. But your mom is a Kekkondere because she is obsessed with marriage or who wants to get married right away, even with someone they just met and that's because you are her treasure and you love Ken so she wants to give you a dad while she gains a husband. Nikita is both a Shindere and Hinedere. Shindere means she's a lovey-dovey ghost and Hinedere is someone who have cynical world views, are cold-hearted, and are highly arrogant. And then there's you…you are a Deredere right now. While you are cursed like this, you are usually very sweet and energetic. They are seen most of the time in a cheerful and happy mood and they tend to spread joyfulness to the ones around them. No matter what may happen, they quickly revert to their cheerful self. But in your True Adult Form, you are a Bocchandere which refers to a character who is related to the yakuza or mafia somehow, making them usually act superior to others and bossy, even sometimes threatening until they find someone they will want to protect at all costs. In your case you are related to a Devil Overlord. You are also a Kichidere which is a character that is crazy and dangerous but their feelings of love, and reactions to them, are surprisingly normal. And finally you are also a Gundere, also known as Gandere, which is a term for a character who expresses their love with or towards guns. That makes you the most dangerous girl in the whole harem.
MOMO:
(Shows Off Evil Cat Plushie)
Creator (SS):
Why are you showing me your plushie?
MOMO:
What type of Dere is Fifi-Chan?
Creator (SS):
(I'm Annoyed)
I know what you are trying to do, kiddo. I'm not falling for that one.
MOMO:
(Furious, Pulls And Hug Evil Cat Plushie)
I know you will make Fifi-Chan into a lover for Kenny, so tell me! Tell Me!! TELL ME!!! TELLLLLL MEEEEEE NOOOOOOW!!!
Creator (SS):
(I Sigh Annoyingly As I Facepalm)
Allow me to add Uzadere to your personality traits. Too bad you aren't a Dandere; that are characters who are quiet, asocial and shy. They are afraid to talk, fearing that what they say will get them in trouble. A Dandere MOMO-Chan…too bad I already have someone for that role.
MOMO:
(Furious Glare, Harder Hug Evil Cat Plushie)
Creator (SS):
I keep telling you "No Spoilers!" And stop giving the Readers ideas that are too out there! Anyhoo…I have planned a story about a girl entering collage, but she can't afford an apartment and she didn't want to live on campus; so she was forced to share an apartment with a character who she finds out later that suffers from multiple personality disorders and this character's personality switches everyday to a Specific "Dere". Like Tsundere, Yandere, Hiyakasudere, Sadodere, Masodere, Shundere and Hajidere. I still haven't decided which day said Dere would take place. Of course there's a Secret Dere among the 7 and this Secret Dere is this Character's True Original and Default Personality. The reason this character is like this is because of the body this character was born with and the trauma that comes with having a rare body type. The girl helps this character to get off the rot this character is suffering. Even though the girl started to see this character as a weird friend, one thing leads to another and they fall in love…until the Real Main Antagonist Appears.
MOMO:
Cool…But Ojisan…we were meant to talk about Kenny and now you are promoting another work…
(Scared, About To Cry)
ARE YOU PLANNING ON DROPPING US ALREADY!?!?!?
Creator (SS):
(Now I'm Nervous And Feeling Guilty)
Wait! MOMO-Chan!! Let me—
MOMO:
(Crying, Running Out The Room)
WAAAHHH!!! I'M TELLING MAMA!!!
Creator (SS):
(I Facepalm Worryingly)
I'm really going to get it now…I only wanted her to know about my knowledge on Deres. How did it come to this? Anyhoo…That's All The Time We Have Troops! I hope you enjoyed the Episode and also hope to see you on the next one and beyond! If I don't get killed by Roux and the girls first before I explain the situation.
(I Salute The Readers While Sweating Bullets)
Laters!
To Be Continued…
(Gulp)
I Hope…