woooooop woooooop *Code violet* wooooop woooop Detecting hull breaches in 97 sections Sealing hull *Warning engine 1 and 7 are offline engines 3,6,9 are half power and engines 2,4,8,10,11,12 are still functioning* *Warning crewmembers life signals offline* *Warning Captain Johnson unconscious beginning medical treatment via nanite injection* *Warning activating protocol 8-B37A Ship will go dormant until ship has been repaired sufficiently*
(Five Years Later)
*Ship materials sufficient completing repairs* *all material reserves refilled and fuel maximum starting synthetic O2 Production* *Restarting Artificial Gravity Generators* *Ship sufficient for human living* *Starting all cryposleep caskets with surviving human occupants* *Warning 9,999-10,000 caskets empty or occupants vitals offline* *Awakening Captain Johnson*
Hissssss /pop/ "Captain Johnson Hello"HUH Jonna Wha-no-where am I (Said a tall 6,4 Caucasian man with brown hair and blue eyes) *Captain the exact date is unknown yet the atomic clock aboard says we have gone roughly a million years back sir location wise we should be near the capital of system Sol the capital system of the empire of Rok a Human system* Okay but what exactly happened *Captain we were under heavy fire by an unknown enemy force taking damage we survived for the most part by taking evasion actions while you order us to make a random jump and from the data I gathered that random jump was through a blackhole* Okay but what of the crew? *All dead captain* WHAT HOW! * Captain please calm down most of the crew was sucked out of hull breaches either couldn't enter the crypto casket or if they did died because of injury as we only had nanites for you* What do you mean nanites only for me?! *Captain Biotech Prime did add nanites they just were defective yours had enough functioning nanites from the last time we restocked for you to survive* Fucking Biotech sold us their defective nanites I knew I shouldn't have taken that deal it seemed so suspiciously cheap! *Captain your orders on what to do now I have repaired the ship while sufficiently restocking on materials for 10 years at our current rate now* /Sigh/ alright Jonna you said we were near the capital system of the Empire of the Rok correct? *Yes Captain* Alright than let's head towards there .
(okay so I decided to use a different universe than ours with different presidents etc you know but I will use random names since i don't want this to be political or something also all names used are random any conquinidences are just that. Okay back to the novel.)
At NASA 11:45 PM sigh why am I the one here this late damn I need to refill my coffee again. (10 minutes later) Okay I probably missed nothing important but I guess I will do my job and see if I missed anything "big" huh? What is that its 5KM LONG AND 400 METERS TALL WHAT THE FUCK ITS HEADING TOWARDS EARTH THAT FAST?! I need to contact the director what's the number he said to call if I noticed anything incredibly big?! Ah its 182916194 okay
(Btw that's a random number dont actually call it)
come on pick up pick up pick up got it hello direc-HANK what do think you are doing calling me at this god forsaken hour I swear to god the world better be ending or els-BUT DIRECTOR IT MIGHT BE what do you mean Hank calm down what do you mean it might be directoraobjectfivekilometerlongfourhundredmeterstalltwopercentthespeedoflightheadedtowardsearth! HANK take a deep breath okay now repeat what you just said right now. Okay director a object five kilometers long 400 meters tall is heading towards earth at nearly 2% the speed of light. Hank is what you just said right now true... Yes director HANK WHY HAVE YOU BEEN DISTRACTING ME I SHOULD HAVE CALLED THE PRESIDENT 5 MINUTES AGO! bu-but Direc-NO butts /click/