Maulana Sahib, one evening while tea was being served, a man named Gulshan Ali came with a stick in his hand for support:
Gulshan Ali:(shouting loudly):"Hey Maulana Sahib,peace be upon you."
Maulana:(shocked and spitting out tea):"Ya Allah!."
Gulshan Ali:"What happened sir! Is there a fly in the tea?"
Maulana:(cleaning his mouth, slowly):"No is not, but it seems that there is definitely some intoxication in the tea here."
Gulshan Ali:"Yes?."
Maulana:"No! It's nothing! Sir,tea is good,but I think about it,if someone has a heart disease,you reconcile him with God."
Gulshan Ali:"Good,good! I'm sorry."
Maulana:(welcome):"Come, come, sit down."
Gulshan Ali:(sitting down):"Yes, thank you! I had a question, Maulana."
Maulana:"Yes,ask!."
Gulshan Ali:"Yes,tell me.What is the treatment for this corona virus?."
Maulana:"Yes?."
Gulshan Ali:"Yes,I have asked a direct question,answer it!."
Maulana:(Having a long sigh):"Look, don't be afraid,this is the punishment of Allah,this is a trial for the infidels and the Muslims just ask for forgiveness from it's Lord and everything will be fine."
Gulshan Ali:"And from one person to another,what it looks like is a disease."
Maulana:(interrupting him):"Look, firstly, no disease can be transmitted from one person to another,secondly,it is the punishment of Allah,fear Allah and turn to Him.Who listens to what the media says?."
Gulshan Ali:"Yes! What did you say first?."
Maulana:(hesitating):"I said fear Allah."
Gulshan Ali:(in a cheerful tone):"No,no,before that!."
Maulana:(disappointed):"I said that the disease does not spread from one person to another."
Gulshan Ali:(Laughing):"You do amazing,Sir!."
Maulana:(quickly interrupting him):"Look, I have actually presented the meaning of a hadith before you."
Gulshan Ali:"No,no,no! Don't talk like that."
Maulana:(surprised):"What do you mean?."
Gulshan Ali:"I mean the hadith on the head, but don't interpret the hadith."
Maulana:"When it is a hadith,then it will interpret as a hadith."
Gulshan Ali:"No! The hadith is true,but I don't believe it."
Maulana:"By the way,you are the artists of liars."
Gulshan Ali:"Yes?."
Maulana:"I mean,on the one hand you are denying the hadith and on the other hand….on the other hand,you also say that the hadith is on the head and the eyes."
Gulshan Ali:"Hey,God bless Maulana,why would I deny the hadith?."
Maulana:"Look,my tea is over,I'm going!."
Gulshan Ali:"But the treatment?."
Maulana:"Yes,treatment? You should do one thing,leave two streets and have a mental check-up in the asylum.I heard that they provide treatment for free.Okay,Allah Hafiz."
Gulshan Ali:(addressing himself):"They are strange people,so arrogant,repentance!."
Second Meeting:Maulana! The gentleman woke up at night after hearing the sound of knocking on the door:
Maulana:"Who is it?."
Gulshan Ali:"I am sir!."
Maulana:(opening the door in anger):"I am also in you,brother."
Gulshan Ali:"Hey sir, peace be upon you!."
Maulana: (disappointed):"Good! You are and peace be upon you!."
Gulshan Ali:"Yes,I have come to ask for forgiveness and I have also brought this halwa.I thought you'll forgive me after seeing the halwa."
Maulana:(Taking a plate of halwa):"Look,I have forgiven you,but keep your tongue under control.Well,it's okay...tonight.Thank you for the trouble..Allah Hafiz."
Gulshan Ali:"Yes,that's right Allah Hafiz!"