"Anything, right? I'll take your soul, kekeke!"
Jack laughed, but so did the damn Tortoise! It readied its long and sharp scythes as it roared at the rabble fighting the two humans.
"ROAR!" (Get away from them! They're my meal!)
It was time for it to collect on the meal it had been cooking so far! It couldn't wait to gobble up the annoying two who'd been resisting it all this while.
That's when it charged at them!
Each of its steps made the clearing tremble, the creature stronger than a goddamn modern tank! Seeing this, Jack's ally couldn't help but sigh with a wry smile:
"God of Worldly Domination? Even the God of Turtle-hunting would suffice…."
"Are you that hungry for turtle soup right now?"
But then the humans regained their seriousness as they exchanged knowing looks. This was the last fight! They had to defeat this thing here, or they were 100% Dead!