Alex needed to take charge in this conversation since there had been major damage to San Diego. Several of the 'extra' labs he and Mel had set up for emergencies had become damaged during the rampage and had released another ninety thousand Meth-Babies in the surrounding area. Although they were premature, they still posed a major risk to the state of California due to the lack of Meth-Baby colonies that Watson and Chibi had now.
"Thanks for not implementing the additional security measures, Mel."
Alex thought to himself, kind of an off-hand insult to Mell.
"Hey, Watson, Chibi," Alex began to get their attention. "The Meth-Baby Queen; Eternal Enemy of Bezos; Fighter for Freedom; Leader of the Mindless; Bringer of Chaos; Friend to None; Lover of All; and my partner in this crazy world is selected based on a predetermined set of criteria. The most important method is to hold a tournament and award a specific amount of points based on victories and losses. I also hold the ability to judicially award points based on individual's actions during the competition. The tournament is based in part on several sports which I don't particularly care for, so they have been... Let's say... Spiced up. Individual tasks handed out to each of you will award points as well."
"The rules are very lax, but it was thought up by the most intelligent of the Meth-Babies under my command, Thinker, so what can you really expect? It took him half his life to even learn to talk and in remembeance we're just going to go with it."
"Chibi, thanks to the videos and bloodbath you started earlier, you get 50 points.Watson, for helping to resolve the chaos she started, you also get 50 points." AHEM* Alex coughed out.
"Mel, for not forseeing this as a possibility, you're starting at 0."
"Whichever of you can help clean this mess up will be awarded another 50," Alex continued. At this statement, Chibi's eyes began glowing a fluroscent blue; the Rage had begun once more.
"Okkkaaaaaaayyyyyy~~" Chibi responded. Chibi's bracelet transformed once more, covering her nerarly nude body with the outfit she wore on stream, with a few slight additions to make her significantly more deadly. She wasn't concerned and was happy to have recieved another gift from Ear-God.
"Chibi! Send me some awesome videos while you're at it!" Ear-God yelled after her as she flew towarrds the latest of the explosions the Meth-Babies had caused.
"Hey Watson, now that we are alone, I have a question for you."
"WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK!" Alex started, exasperated. He immediately calmed himself.
"How exactly..." He started. "How could you wage war against Chibi in a MAJOR CITY?"
Watson was already done with this conversation, and didn't deal with people rasing their voices.
"There is no Meth-Baby queen, is there?" She turned the conversation back around on Alex.
"Nope," Alex responded truthfully. "Honestly, I just wanted a chance to talk to you guys. You're cute and I thought I would enjoy being closer to your mentality. I didn't learn much, but I've started to care about you."
"Yeah, and?" She responded.
""And I got you alone and talkiung to me for just a minute. You hungry?" Alex said to the half dressed Amelia Watson, her clothes remaining clothes partially scorched off by Chibi what remained covered in the blood and viscera the deaths of so many Meth-Babies had caused.
"How can you even ask that?" She snapped, stepping towards Alex. Her foot sunk into a amass of internal organs and she used her rifle to catch her balance before faceplanting into a chunk of the Abomination they had killed.
Alex took off the hoodie he was wearing, strangely free from any blood or guts, and handed it to her to cover up.
";Come on, the Meth Babies cleared out a mall and we can get anything we need while we're there. Call it a date, if you want."