"What if it was?" Lucia asked queitly, daring Stefan to do his worst.
He stared at her thoughtfully. Then after what seemed like a lifetime, he spoke, "it seems you haven't fully read the contract. If you attempt to breach the terms of our contract, I'll have you arrested."
Lucia scoffed in disbelief. "For what?"
"Oh let me see", he pretended to stroke his chin, "assault, defamation, libel-"
"They mean the same thing"
"Ou! And publications of my work without my permission."
"What?! You agreed to the interview!"
"Only if you agreed to stick to the contract. If you break that, then I never agreed to the interview. You see how this works? So go ahead Lucia, run away. I'm sure you'll look pretty in an orange jumpsuit."
With that, Lucia angrily gave him the finger and walked out on him.
Bastard!, she thought.