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Chapter 23 - 1.23 – I’m in the Wrong F*cking Body!

Part 1

Bright light filled out Akiza's vision while electricity ripped through her body, eventually sending her mind spiraling into an intricate state of blackness. Labelling the sensation with an exact description was problematic. The closest comparison she could come up with was the sensation that of falling out of herself.

Falling out of herself, followed by a precise zap. As though her entire awareness had been violently yanked from her body and spiraled uncontrollably along an unversed path of alien ambiences.

When that awareness finally settled, her mind reacted with instantaneous fear.

"Izayoi?" The rest of her senses caught up to her, but the unfamiliarity remained. Akiza's couldn't account for why her body felt so uncomfortable all of a sudden.

「Where am I?」

「What happened?」

「How did I get here?」

"Izayoi?!"

Recognizing a familiarity, Akiza finally looked up, only to very nearly fall back in her chair. The woman standing across the room with her hands on her hips, glaring back at her...

That round face.

That long jet black hair.

Those massive breasts?

Akiza's heart almost stopped altogether once her memory had caught up with the rest of her.

「This can't be!」

「I know this woman!!」

「She's the woman from my dream!!!」

「The dream where we... 」

"You're real?" She managed to say before immediately slapping her hand over her mouth.

「My voice!?」

That was not the voice of a beautiful, young, respected lady.

「I sound like a…!?」

"Of course I'm real," the woman replied. "Why wouldn't I be?"

「This doesn't make any sense.」

"But you, I dreamed you."

None of what was going on made any sort of sense.

"Izayoi!?!" The impossible woman yelped in Akiza's direction.

「Izayoi? Where? 」

The nightmarish realization came like a bolt of lightning, electrocuting Akiza with chilling accuracy.

She dropped her gaze before shrieking in horror, jumping up and out of her seat while maintaining the yell.

"Izayoi! Sit down!" The woman shouted back.

"What the hell? My body is...?!" Akiza quickly reached down between her legs. She swallowed hard at the bulge she discovered.

"WHERE THE HELL IS MY PUSSY?!"

Everyone else in the room started laughing overpoweringly.

「I have a penis!」

「I can't believe this is happening.」

「Oh my god I have a disgusting penis where my perfect pink pussy it should be here!」

Akiza ignored the roaring laughter in order to feel the clothes which did not belong to her, but to her idiot brother.

"Where am I?"

"Standing up when I really want you to sit down", the woman, now visibly irritated, replied. "You've disrupted my class enough for one day."

"Class? What class?"

"This class!" It was only now that Akiza really noticed that she was surrounded by other people. "Now sit down!" Everyone in the room was staring. Akiza didn't recognize any of them, even as her mind began to calm down.

「They must be Izayoi's classmates.」

"Now, Izayoi!" Not wanting to cause more of a scene, Akiza reluctantly took her seat just in time for this not-a-dream woman to continue with…whatever the hell she had been doing.

"Now as I was saying—Izayoi, are you paying attention?"

"Y-Y-Yes." Akiza whimpered, still very much afraid of sounding like her step-brother.

In actuality, she wanted to respond with…

「Hell no, I'm not paying attention! Are you kidding me? I'm inside my stupid brother's body and you want me to focus on some dumb lecture?」

But the truth was so much worse. Akiza eventually concluded that if her soul had been attached to this stupid body, then her stupid brother's soul could be attached to her body.

As she listened to this woman—who shouldn't even be real—Akiza frantically tried to work out how something like this could've happened. Her current predicament mirrored her dream almost exactly, only she was awake this time. One key difference being her ability to distinctively remember the events leading up to ending up in this place. Akiza cast her mind back to several minutes ago, watching The Gentlemen 2 with Akeno in their apartment.

They had just gotten to the final act before…

Akiza inspected Izayoi's watch on her wrist. Beyond that, she drank in just how big and meaty her hands were.

Somehow, she'd switched bodies with her step-brother.

Akiza took notice of her new fingers, gawping like a fool.

"Ew," she mentioned in her new voice.

"What was that?" The strange tramp woman at the front of the class wanted to know.

"Uh?"

「Damnit. Mental voice Aki. Mental voice.」

"Hey! Some of us are actually trying to pay attention, you know?" One of the male students added. Akiza could tell this was a mock. Nobody in class looked like the studious type.

"Like you're one to talk. We both know you're five seconds away from falling asleep," someone else replied.

"Can we just get this fucking over with already?" A girl, who looked like an utter delinquent, moaned.

"I don't know. Let's ask Izayoi," the tramp woman continued before allowing Akiza to know just how exasperated she was by this point.

「Why the hell is her cleavage so deep?」

「What the hell?」

The thought frightened Akiza. That hadn't been what she wanted to concentrate on.

「Focus Aki. Focus.」

"Well, are you done making a fool of yourself in my class?"

「Still though, it wouldn't hurt to do one more button woman.」

"I uh…"

"What's the matter Third String? Cat got your tongue?" The two girls across the room laughed, but quickly settled down once the tramp woman shifted her attention. Akiza couldn't help but feel embarrassed. It was the most unusual thing. After all, from everyone else's point of view, Izayoi was the fool here, not her.

"Can I…go to the restroom?"

"Fiiiiiiiiiine," the tramp woman hissed, her breaking point reached.

Akiza quickly hurried out the door, but not before someone else yelled…

"Don't forget to flush!" Much to the laughter of everyone else. Akiza paused for a moment to roll her eyes, even though nobody but her would know.

The laughter died down the further away from the classroom she got. Usually, running braless would leave her breasts shaking wildly, but in this body...nothing.