gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. F$FHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH. ,SMACK SPLATTA SPLATTA.
rRinging a thunderous sound shaking the ground. in a massive burst of smoke and plumes of dust. A man had fallen from the sky lurching off the ground to his knees in a huff he greedily drank in the air like he had just been able to breathe. "phew, phew"His thin frame raised and fell with the massive breaths of air." huhhhh Dam my head is still spinning," holding onto the side of his head to alleviate the spinning his fingers dragged through his dusty blonde hair splashed with purple strands. Like a purple flame running through a sea of toasted wheat." Wait where am I?" suddenly extremely calm his body flashed into a standing position it almost looked as if he suddenly blinked and appeared standing." bgghghghhgh" shaking his mouth as he let out a long breath he took a look around at his surroundings. Cheese, Cheese for as far as his eyes could see. trees of hard wax bark and seas of queso and light clumps of rock chatter thrown about the ground. " ohh yummy yummy." with a mighty lunge he dove straight into a tree his mouth open wide in a massive chomp. Readily he began greedily chomping into the tree tearing through the wax bark. Scraps and slober flew around as he devoured the Cheese. He had just began gnashing into a massive Swiss bolder before he took a second to stop and swallow. " So uhhh wait who are you again?" looking up before taking a few more bites." oh don't play dum." he spoke still munching through the Cheese, scooping a massive chunk of cheddar from the ground. " Playing the silent game then huh okay have it your way, guess your wondering where all this Chease came from right?" he paused as if to wait for a response that never came.
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"fine I'll tell you I'm the Main Character and this is my, drurmrolll, CHEESE STASH OH YEAH BABAY." ...
... "What no standing ovation, it's okay it's not like it's a temporarily contained pocket dimension." He huffed a large sigh, munching down the last peices of Cheese from a small plant made of munster slices. standing up on his feet he began marching through the Cheese Forrest, " This is all of my Chease, and all of my other things, my junk mail, ughh need to clear that out sometime. Later though, for now Ah here it is." pushing past a brush of thick nachos, looking ahead he dashed up to a mighty door standing alone in a small outcropping in the gouda trees. dusting his palms together a violent rush of energy blasted forth from his frame. As if draining his stats in a flame of will to open the door, Finally with a loud click the door swung open and the massive gate spun around them disorienting flipping the chease inside out dropping him in a cave like room the hard Crack wax of the floor. cracking under his landing, he quickly brushed himself off as he stood. admiring the tiny flying mists of Parmesan drifting slowly through the bountiful roof space of the cavern. a small grotto of cobbled contraptions, varying styles of magic science and other more alchemical arts combined together to make one large room covered in tables charts counters and switchboard. shelves filled with all different sorts of gadgets and jewls one could want. strange alloys and little trinkets or vials containing some outrageous substance. "Ahh I'm back here again guess it's time to pick a new world and a new life. Oh, you thought this was some weird introduction well nope I am THE main character. all the crazy story's I just flip a couple of switches on and generate some random settings for the world type. grab a few (entity-boost core.level) ÷^*----_*.null items. the shifted and warped as he finally jumped into one of the many queso pools on the ground."Well I guess I'll have to cut this short, sadly it's time to get on with the show. lets see what world I get to go to next." Without ceremony he sunk into the queso pool. The surface shifted and bubbled as he transformed close to ethereal, in a crackle of fireworks he was blasted off as a spirt to go to a new story, somewhere in the distance.