Ramiel was spending some time alone at the bridge, quite surprised. "I wonder how they all got buddy buddy immediately. I'd imagine it would be a shock to them too?"
The girls were having a talk with kingdom hearts after he explained and they seemed amiable too, he thought it would result in quarrels at least. But they just whisked Schwarz and Bianca away to another room. With all of them saying they have a girl's meeting.
"Women are weird, aren't they, Bismarck?" He couldn't wrap his head around that one and she nodded. "They are mysterious beings fuhrer, it would do you no good in trying to understand them completely."
"Well, I can transform myself into a woman. But I'm not having any weird thoughts. Oooh, my boobs are sensitive, Umu, I see." Ramiel transformed into a black haired beauty and Bismarck recorded it immediately.
"So, how long until we arrive?" He transformed back and she estimated. "A few minutes at the most, with the coordinates in place. We can travel quickly."
"I just hope the temporal differences aren't large. We could just travel to the past anyways, but that begs the question. Would the people we come back to be different people are not? I don't want to know." Ramiel sighed and rubbed his temples just thinking about it.
"Fuhrer, it will be fine. We can just instruct Schwarz and Bianca to reverse the time without any issues as reparations for kidnapping you." Bismarck shrugged and he nodded. "You're a genius Bismarck." He patted her head and she was satisfied with his praise.
After a few minutes, they arrived at their hub world. The Shokugeki universe, Ramiel scanned the area immediately and as far as he can remember. Only a few seconds passed. "I guess Schwarz and Bianca at least had the foresight to slow down time." He sighed in relief.
He called everyone and they teleported back their home. "Oh, you're... Back." Alexandra stared at the new additions he had with him. "Wait a minute, Bismarck's here. I can recognize her. But who are they?" Alexandra squinted her eyes.
"Hi, we're back. Everyone, this is my twin sister Alex. You know her." Ramiel introduced them and Samus who was knitting on the side felt a migraine coming. "Some weird crap happened didn't it?"
"How did you know, lady Samus?" Esdeath asked and she shrugged. "Weird shit happened to me all the time too. So, what's the story?"
Tifa brewed some tea and served them and everyone relocated into a table. "You went to a different universe and was trapped there?" Tifa listened intently.
"Yeah, she teleported us there for a mission." Ramiel sighed as he pointed at Schwarz and Bianca. "Please take care of us." Bianca nodded at them and Alexandra massaged her temples.
"And they decided to come with you?" Yuna pointed at Elsa, Rapunzel, and Aqua. "Please take care of us." Aqua bowed with Elsa and Rapunzel waved, not giving a single fuck.
"She has magical hair? What can it do?" Yuna was fascinated by her hair and the two started chatting on the side, getting along quickly.
"Ramiel... Did you seriously seduce more women?" Lulu sighed and he shrugged. "That's not the right word, besides. I didn't seduce them Lulu. They came with us of their own volition." Ramiel explained and they nodded.
"He's just like that, spare yourself the headache." Samus rolled her eyes and Scarlet shrugged, returning to her work. "Well, he does like to meddle in other people's affair." Tifa chuckled and he pouted at them. Thinking like he was some kind of phenomenon that just attracts ladies.
"Nee-san, a God arrived. A genuine God you know? How are we gonna compete with that?" Fubuki whispered to Tatsumaki. "Well, first of all. You can let go of that bag of Doritos and touch some grass." Lulu snorted.
Tatsumaki threw away the bag of doritos in her hand and telekinetically cleaned her fingers from cheese dust. "Ahem... We have no comment."
"Come on Fubuki, think of something! Now that I think of it, the only thing we did here is play games and relax!" Tatsumaki communicated with telepathy.
"Even if you say that, we both don't have any experience in dating. How can we do anything? And two of them are royalty too you know? One's a queen and the other's a princess with flowing locks of magic hair!" Fubuki saw Elsa's grace and Rapunzel's warm aura.
"What are we going to do with them? That's pretty noticeable." Lulu pointed at Rapunzel's long ass hair and the God with them that was looking around in curiosity.
"Rapunzel's fine, who the hell can do anything to her here? Schwarz and Bianca though... I would like you guys to educate her." Ramiel sighed.
"Umu, we did come here to learn human relationships. He told us he won't copulate with us if we don't know that. And I allow you to teach us." Schwarz nodded sagely, thinking all was going according to plan.
Alexandra's eyebrows twitched. "Copulate? What the hell are you teaching them?" She looked at Ramiel and he frowned. "Wait, why is this my fault? They came to that conclusion on their own you know?"
"Yes, in our limited research. You humans have this weird sentiment on that kind of thing. We don't use our omniscience on those topics." Bianca explained and Samus sighed. "Why? It would save you so much trouble."
"It isn't right to peer on the hearts of beings, it is their privacy. We aren't that bored, besides. We want to genuinely learn. It won't be fun in just learning it at once. What's the point?" Bianca shrugged and they were all surprised that a God was that reasonable.
Ramiel then left it to them and sat on the couch. "Damn, I can't catch a nice break. What happened to if you work you lose?" Ramiel lazily lay down on the couch.
"I need a goddamned vacation." He sighed and wanted to just relax. Tifa sat next to him, rubbing his shoulders softly with a smile.
"I agree, you should." Tifa checked everything he did in the Shokugeki world and he was still too busy for a fairly relaxed world.
"Tifa~ I need healing." He hugged her from the back and she leaned into him. "There, there, Ramiel-nii." She chuckled and thought it was nice that he relies on them for peace of mind.
Yuna appeared as well and sat at his side, putting her head on his shoulder. "If you have that kind of philosophy, why are you even working so hard?" Yuna snuggled to him and he sighed in satisfaction.
"Well, you already saw a genuine God. Schwarz and Bianca aren't the template for them. What they did is honestly tame compared to what those crazy bastards can do." He squinted his eyes and can never rest until he becomes a supreme being.
He then received a letter in his inventory and he immediately took it out. "Dear Ramiel, this is the old man ROB. It seems you got a powerful lady interested in you. Lucky bastard you, I have attached nice coordinates below as congratulations. Love, Genesis."
Ramiel's eyebrows twitched, he remembered the old man ROB that basically isekaied him. "A nice place to have some rest?"
He got interested in it and really wanted to cool down a bit. Shit was happening left and right. "Did you find a place to relax? Why not just take a vacation here?" Yuna questioned.
"That's a good idea, but I trust this guy. I think it'll be quite fun and relaxing wherever this place is." Ramiel checked it out and it was pretty far away.
"So, who would come with you?" Tifa honestly wanted to spend some time with him. They lost him just recently. And it'd be a nice change of pace instead of running Babel and Ataraxia academy.
"Do you guys want to come?" Ramiel hugged them and felt he hasn't been spending time with them much. Which was supposed to be the end goal in the first place.
"How about we just get everyone to go? I think everyone will appreciate being included." Yuna smiled, being a kind girl as always.
"Hmm, you're right. Tell everyone we'll be having a vacation. I'll just let Schwarz and Bianca stop time here in the Shokugeki world." Ramiel thought she owed him a lot for keeping her entertained.
"I'll tell them." Yuna stood up and skipped back to the living room. "Hey everyone, Ramiel decided on a vacation, he found a fun, but lax world to have a nice time."
"A vacation?" Alexandra perked up and it was long overdue for them to have one.
"Hoh? Did he really?" Samus nodded in agreement at his decision. The shokugeki world is basically a relaxing place. But they still had work to do, it wasn't a true vacation per se.
"But how about her? Wouldn't it be counterproductive to get a vacation when we're teaching her how to be more human?" Lulu pointed at the God Ramiel took home with him.
"Ahem, we don't appreciate being talked to like we're an object." Bianca huffed. "Sorry, sorry. We're friends right? It's just a small mistake." Lulu smiled, manipulating her simple knowledge on how people interact with each other.
"I guess, that's fine." Schwarz looked at her suspiciously and it will definitely bite her back on the ass later.
"Did I hear vacation!?" Aerith popped out of nowhere and was excited.
"Well, I think I'll stay here for now." Cloud refused and wanted to continue his work as an athlete, as well as being a model.
"Boo, you're too plain. A workaholic too, that's why you don't have a girlfriend Cloud." Zack slapped him on the back.
"I get girls Zack, I'm famous you know. I just don't tell you." Cloud quipped back and he raised a brow.
"With your short ass and cardboard personality? You sure don't keep them for long though." Zack roasted his ass and they started grappling.
"Pft, stop being stupid and focus. This is a vacation that Ramiel set up you know?" Aerith chided them and they don't want to get their credit cards taken, so they calmed down.
"I agree, we just went through a war for the world." Aqua nodded and Elsa agreed. "I just gained freedom while being locked in a tower my whole life. It'd be refreshing to see new worlds." Rapunzel smiled and imagined it.
"Okay, it seems we all agree. Except Cloud, he can stay here and report to us if something does go down." Alexandra nodded at him and Cloud saluted.
"Aye, I'll just hold the fort." Cloud shrugged, thinking he needs to bring someone or he'll just be a third wheel forever.
"Fubuki, a chance! We can focus on interpersonal relationships there." Tatsumaki cooked up a plan and Fubuki deadpanned at her.
"You're the one that just wanted to play games in the first place. You roped me into it and now we're useless here." Fubuki reminded her.
Tatsumaki winced and gave a wry chuckle. "It's just I've been working in our world for a long time okay? Nee-san is sorry, come on. We'll have tons of fun there."
"Okay... But no games there, no hand helds too." Fubuki squinted her eyes and Tatsumaki paled. "A-at least a hand held? I have to check on my island in animal crossing."
"No means no, we gotta enjoy it without a crutch." Fubuki chided her and Tatsumaki patted her switch.
"Sorry little one. A small price to pay." Tatsumaki was being dramatic and Fubuki rolled her eyes. "Oh please, they won't starve or something. Your villager in animal crossing isn't a tamagochi."
"It still begs the question though... Who will she come with?" Samus pointed at Bianca and Schwarz.
They're a loose cannon that will definitely do something ridiculous if they're left alone. "That's true. One of her personas tried to have fun by trying to kill Ramiel, it isn't a good idea to leave her on her own." Aqua explained and Alexandra gasped.
"You what!?" Alexandra slammed the table, immediately shattering it. Samus then went behind her with Tifa to hold her back.
"Be calm Alex, she'll smack your ass. She can erase you with a passing thought!" Samus shouted out, but to no avail.
"I don't care! This bitch tried killing him!" Alexandra saw red and she was almost frothing at the mouth.
Ramiel got in after hearing the commotion. "Hah, I knew this would happen. Calm down Alex, it's quite literally ingrained in Schwarz to be an asshole."
"Hmph, I do not appreciate that. I was going to revive you anyway. It was a little harmless fun." Schwarz huffed at him.
"Woman, if that's harmless in your dictionary. I don't want to know what would be dangerous behavior. Well, you did contain our battle at least. But it's still not what normal people do, understand?" He chided her and she apprehensively nodded.
"Look, she's really pliable and cooperative. Just don't piss her off and you'll be golden. Besides, whatever we do, it will be meaningless. That's her real body, she can blip almost anything with just a thought." Ramiel explained to Alexandra next and she sulked.
"Okay, fine. But she'll be with me! I need to teach her your greatness!" Alex sat down, unsatisfied. But she would be willing to compromise.
"Please don't." He massaged his temples. "Your sister is a load of barnacles." Rapunzel whispered to him and she glared at her.
"What? She's right, you're absolutely crazy you know?" He laughed and Alex pouted at him.
"How can I not be!? You already left once... I don't wanna hear or see that again." She went up to him and snuggled on his chest like a cat.
Ramiel patted her head and calmed her down. "It's fine, everything went well. Besides, Bianca would definitely fix things if it all went to crap. Ain't that right?"
"Umu, Schwarz tricked me. Of course I'll fix it and clean up her mess." Bianca grumbled.
"Okay, go pack up some clothes and we'll prepare to go. I really want to have some genuine fun instead of working." Ramiel went to his room and decided to laze around for a bit.
"Hah, I can't remember the last time I had a time to unwind for more than a week." Ramiel gave a wry smile.
Even in his previous life, he was basically working all the time due to his profession of being a doctor. A two day rest is so rare, it was called a golden weekend.
"Ugh, I guess being a busy body has been my norm for as long as I can remember. And it's worse now too, because sleep isn't necessary." He flopped onto his bed for now and was alone with his thoughts.
Closing his eyes, he cleared his mind and just meditated. Absorbing Mako from the planet then redistributing it to combat climate change for a nice little mental exercise.
"Wait a minute... I just felt a surge of energy reach me." Ramiel opened his eyes and absorbed something again.
He then noticed that the air got thinner and he received a lot of energy. Experimenting with it, he opened the windows and called for wind.
"I can absorb matter and convert it into pure energy..." Ramiel smirked, thanking Schwarz for the ridiculous power up.
"I guess I can reduce the carbon footprint." Ramiel shrugged and leisurely gathered billions of tons of green house gasses and absorbed it for pure energy.
"Whew! Fuck, I feel good." It was like he just did a line. It was exhilarating. He then controlled the atmosphere and temperature of the world so it won't suddenly have major changes.
And while he was having a nice time someone knocked on the door. "Come in." He saw Esdeath go in with just a shirt and her underwear.
"Ramiel... I can't wait anymore." She tried to lunge on him, but she suddenly stopped while in midair and he sighed.
"Let me sit you down, we need to talk about this Esdeath." He sat down beside her and she pouted.
"Let me ask you, what do you know about me?" He asked her seriously and she smiled. "That you're the strongest person I know. Which means that you're the prime candidate for the father of my children."
"Hah, then if someone stronger comes. You'll go and pursue them next? Then why not just ask Schwarz and Bianca? They can just change their gender in a drop of a hat after all." Ramiel raised a brow at her and she got speechless.
"N-now that you say it, I don't think I will." She went into deep thought. "Okay, then I think your feelings are kinda genuine. But it's warped, a relationship isn't all about having children and copulating like rabbits." Ramiel face palmed.
"They don't?" She tilted her head and Ramiel knew it. Esdeath still has no idea what the hell normal relationships are.
"Yes, they don't. Well, I do the dirty regularly with everyone. But, I'm a man with inexhaustible stamina. Point is, before I reciprocate your desire for that connection. You have to know what it entails, because if something becomes mine. I won't let it go, you understand?" He smirked.
Esdeath gulped and fidgeted, the woman inside of her liked his domineering aura. "I understand... But who should I ask about it?" There was a problem though. Who to learn from.
"Yuna's love is pure, Tifa's is unwavering loyalty, and Lulu is pragmatic, Scarlet's is the most mature. Honestly, they're all mature. But Scarlet has the most adult feel. She focuses on her work and is very comfortable with space." He thought about it and nodded.
"Lulu is mostly the same, but is more hands on and likes to improve with you. Tifa always presents her best effort to bring more to the table of her own volition. Yuna is just an overall sweetheart. But remember, people are unique. You will never be like them. I especially don't like it if you're just a carbon copy of others to curry favor." He explained calmly.
"Hmm, I see. I understand, things are more complex than I imagined." Esdeath looked down in shame and didn't think of what he wanted.
"It's fine, everyone makes mistakes. You just have to learn from it and be better." He smacked her butt though, he couldn't resist.
"Ahem, thank you very much. I at least know what you want." She exited the room with more specific knowledge on what he preferred.
"Hah, that girl. She's like a raging bull. Well, not her fault she grew up with bad parents and a bad regime." Ramiel shrugged and waited for them to pack their things.
After a few hours, which is of course the time they need to prepare. Because they don't have enough clothes and their hair is all fucked up. The girls finally gathered with their things.
"Ahhh, wait. Let me make something for you girls." Ramiel smiled and he looked at their hands for a brief second. Taking out some of his biometal, he created rings for them and enchanted it with space and time magic. Their own inventory, so he won't be treated like a pack horse.
"Nii-sama..." Alexandra recieved it with teary eyes and Tifa went wide eyed. "This isn't a proposal you know? Though you can put it anywhere you like, it will change sizes." He shrugged and they were pretty happy with it.
Women likes shiny things after all. "I can feel your aura on it too." Elsa smiled and Rapunzel rubbed her face on it.
"It's not that special. Bismarck, fire up the ship yeah?" Ramiel scratched his head sheepishly.
They went into a forest, far away from civilization and everybody saw his massive flagship.
"Fuck me, what are you going to fight with that?" Samus stared at it and could feel the energy it was consuming. Just in stand by, the thing is already using as much energy as the entire modern world a few times over.
"That's so cool! What does it do? Can machina really be that large?" Yuna was in awe at the ship's size.
"You and your love for your toys, that thing's a monster. I can't wait to check it out from the inside." Scarlet looked at it with interest.
"Okay, okay. I know it's awesome, let's go to our destination now." Ramiel gave a smug smile and was proud of his work.
"Did you get inspired by Boros' ship? That's a planetary weapon already." Tatsumaki tried moving it with her telekinesis. But due to its latent energy that was stored in its hull, it was basically immovable with her psionic energy.
"Come on, I'm excited." Ramiel snapped his fingers and he was now wearing shades, khaki shorts, and a Hawaiian shirt.
He also had a beach parasol as props and a floatie around his waist. "Come on everyone, let's go before he gets too excited." Samus chuckled at his outfit.
They started embarking on their journey and Bismarck already locked on to the coordinates.
"A vacation~ a nice rest~ I want to laze around and drink a lot of mango shakes at the shore of the beach!" Ramiel was really pumped up and everyone thought he needed it badly.
And after their travel in the void, they were greeted by a beam that hit Bismarck. Though it didn't even leave a mark on her hull of course.
Ramiel's eyes darkened and they felt the ship shake as his energy started to leak. "What the fuck is it now, Bismarck?" He was pissed as all hell.
"An unidentified serpentine creature fuhrer, it's most likely a wild animal. Danger level, non existent. Everyone can beat it down easily." She projected the image of the thing attacking them. (pic)
Ramiel then went quiet, confusing everyone. Because it was deemed to be a non threat by Bismarck.
"Fuhrer? Further orders?" Bismarck went up to him in worry. "Quick! Catch it with everything you've got! It's a shiny Rayquaza goddamnit! We'll never see something like that again!"
"O-okay." Bismarck was shocked by his sudden change in demeanor.
"Kukuku, what a lucky find. Lady luck smiles upon us today." Ramiel rubbed his hands and was stoked that all the things he can find, it's a shiny Rayquaza.
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