Tatsumaki and Fubuki were lazing around in the living room. With the younger sister even taking off her fancy outfit to wear a jersey. Eating doritos and drinking mountain dew while playing COD.
"Nee-san! This little bitch is camping me! Go grab a sniper and dome this motherfucker!" Fubuki shouted out, annoyed by getting camped.
"Just get good Fubuki, it's a skill issue. What an L." Tatsumaki rolled her eyes. A floating taco and a 2L bottle of cream soda beside her head for sustenance.
"They're getting too lazy Ramiel... You need to do something about this. They aren't even training anymore." Samus face palmed and shook her head in disappointment.
"I guess they've acclimated a little bit too much." Lulu sighed at their antics. "Aren't they mooching off of you a little too much? Look at our living room, it's littered with cans of red bull and bags of chips." Yuna huffed, showing him what they've become.
"Hah, okay. They've just been fighting in their world for too long. Especially Tatsumaki, so I let it go. But this is a problem." Ramiel sighed at their new roles as lazy ass gamers who try hard at every lobby.
Ramiel went up to the console and turned it off. "Hey! I was about to get the W! What the hell do you think you're doing!?" Tatsumaki cried out in anguish.
"Yeah! What's the big idea?" Fubuki glared at him and he sighed again, they were already deep in it. Even having baby rage.
"You two... Are out of shape." Ramiel iron clawed their heads and they struggled violently, but they can't do anything.
"Ahhh! We're sorry! We're sorry! We just didn't have anything to do here!" Fubuki gave a pained cry. "Hoh? Then why haven't you progressed in your training? Look at this, you're starting to have some mass over here." Ramiel pinched their love handles.
"W-we can just boost our metabolism to get rid of it!" Tatsumaki argued, but they should've done it in the first place. They most likely forgot because they were too lazy.
"That's it, we're going to need you to have a job." Ramiel pinched their belly and they groaned. "C-can't we have a job as a food taster or something? I heard that we can be judges in your school."
Tatsumaki wanted the easy job, but Ramiel squinted his eyes. "No, you're going to another place where heroes are needed. I came across it in my journeys. You'll do great there." He smirked and threw them into the void.
"Good luck! Find them good jobs okay?" Yuna waved them goodbye. "Seriously, those sisters adapt too quickly. They immediately turned into slackers." Samus shook her head.
Ramiel followed and they went to another world that he found. He made Fubuki a bit younger and forged some papers, again.
"Alright, your entrance exam will be in two months. We'll be training your physical body until then!" Ramiel huffed at them and they visibly got depressed.
The esper sisters were abusing their telekinetic powers so much that they didn't even stand up match. "We'll be doing Saitama's workout, but with a twist of course." He sealed their psychokinetic powers and put a couple of dozens of g's on them.
"T-this is so heavy!? Are you trying to kill us!?" Fubuki complained and Tatsumaki nodded immediately. "How am I gonna grow if you weigh me down like this!"
"Shut up, you two have been lacking a bit in motivation. I'll whip you up to shape. Until you can beat up a dragon level threat with your bare hands, you'll be training." He nodded and thought that would be a good parameter.
"What!? Dragon level threats! You're kidding?" Fubuki whined and he smacked their butt. "I'll literally whip you into shape, now go!" He took out a whip and started whipping their asses if they even slowed down a bit.
The sisters were sweating heavily and felt that they would die, but they were kept motivated by the whip that gives them both equal pleasure and pain. A reminder that if they give up, they'll become degenerates.
"Now, go and eat as much as you can for your recovery." Ramiel gave them a feast and they teared up, thinking that he still loved them.
He casted a regeneration on them after they ate and they were in tip top shape in a few minutes. Ramiel added another few g's because they would've been used to it by now.
"We've got tons of times. And I'll show you how you can beat up dragon level threats with your bare hands when you start school!" Ramiel smirked at them and they paled.
"School!? What the fuck! We're not interested in high school like you!" Tatsumaki fiercely refused. "Well, tough luck. You're going into one because you're too lazy. Besides, you didn't go to school. Touch some grass young lady." Ramiel whipped them and they started running again.
Training like a madman, the sisters were resting after a brutal regimen once again. But their bodies already showed the results. Though Ramiel still didn't give their telekinesis back or they might get lazy again.
And it would be a surprise when it returns. Because their telekinesis is actually paired with their bodies. Like Saitama with his limitless energy, the more they trained. The stronger they become until the two of them are basically unstoppable forces of nature that can crush entire planets with their will.
"Hah, hah. Geez, that Ramiel is such a slave driver!" Tatsumaki complained and huffed. "Well, at least we're getting stronger nee-san. Can't you feel it? I feel like I can crush entire boulders with my bare hands." Fubuki flexed her muscles.
"Are you trying to show off your boobs!? huh!?" Tatsumaki attacked Fubuki's breasts and they wrestled each other.
"Ahhh, hello." A teen appeared before them. She also had a curvy body and Tatsumaki glared at her boobs. "What!? You want to make fun of me too!?"
"N-no. I was just passing by." The girl thought Tatsumaki was troublesome. "Sorry about my nee-san, she has a bit of a complex see?" Fubuki gave a wry smile.
"Hmph, so what's your name? You feel special, do you have powers?" Tatsumaki got interested as this is the first time she got in contact with a local. And she has energy in her that would indicate a power of some sort.
"Ahhh, how did you know? I do have a quirk. It's called creation. I can make any non living material with the exchange of my lipids. If I know its molecular structure. Ahh, and my name is Momo." The girl explained and was impressed by Tatsumaki who can sense quirks.
"Hmm, pretty troublesome no? You must be smart or something. So you carry some sort of dictionary for molecular structures?" Fubuki thought it was an amazing power, but quite limited to the user's intellect and fat.
"N-no... Now that I think about it, that's a good idea. I should do that, I can't memorize everything." Momo had a realization and Fubuki smiled at her.
They introduced themselves too and Momo got curious about their powers. "So, Tatsumaki-san. Fubuki-san, what's your quirk?"
"You call them quirks? That's weird, but ours is psychokinesis. I can lift this whole city and toss it somewhere." Tatsumaki shrugged. Momo turned pale, thinking of the amount of absolute power in her tiny body.
"I'm about a few levels weaker than nee-san, but my specialty is taking out the friction of projectiles. So I can make them travel at relativistic speeds. I can bombard this city with a hail of rocks that will pierce through anything." Fubuki thought of her current limit.
"T-that's how strong you two are? Are you professional heroes? Then why haven't I heard of you yet?" She was gobsmacked.
"Ahhh, our friend sealed our powers. Saying we need to train our bodies. Tch, now that I look at the time. We need to train now, bye Momo. It was nice talking to you." Tatsumaki ran away and Fubuki followed.
"Wait!" Momo wanted to know more, but they ran like the wind. "Just who are those two? Enough power to annihilate cities in seconds. Good thing they're good people." Momo shuddered and thought of them wreaking havoc. They would be unstoppable.
After a few more days of training, they completed it with great effort and Ramiel gave them the thumbs up of approval. "You still can't beat dragon level threats in a slugging match, but you'll get there. You'll be continuing your training until you get there." He gave them some dinner and the two immediately wolfed it down.
"Ramiel, your food is so great~" Tatsumaki tried to be slick in order to escape training. "You won't get me to cancel your training regimen by complimenting me Tatsumaki. I sure as hell know my food is the best." Ramiel rolled his eyes.
Tatsumaki clicked her tongue and gave a glance to Fubuki. "Ramiel~ can't we rest when we go into that school at least?" She pressed her body on him and Ramiel pried her off.
"You can't. What do you girls think I am? Some kind of horndog? This won't work on me you know?" He sighed and Fubuki retorted. "Well, you go after the mothers of high schoolers and want to have an oyakodon. Of course you're a horndog."
"Horny bastard, can't you at least give us some holidays or something?" Tatsumaki grumbled. "Okay, you two are too comfortable with your weights now. I'll multiply it by two." Ramiel snapped his fingers and they almost face planted.
"Shit, this is your fault nee-san!" Fubuki pointed at her as it was her idea. "Why is it my fault!? It's because your fat tits didn't work!" Tatsumaki argued back and they started fighting.
Ramiel smiled softly and thought they came a long way. They got a lot closer and weren't walking on eggshells around each other.
"Okay, you two will be having your entrance exam tomorrow! You better be at the top of the class and expel as many useless bastards as you can!" Ramiel ordered and they saluted.
"As if we're going to lose to some snot nosed brats! We kill dragon level threats for breakfast!" Tatsumaki huffed and she was insulted that he'd think they'll lose to them.
"Yeah, those brats have another thing coming if they think they can win against us." Fubuki squinted her eyes.
"Good girls, now go to sleep and I'll send you to school tomorrow." He chuckled and they thought it was wrong for them to go to a high school, being 20 year olds and all.
Early in the morning, after the sisters finished their training regimen. They arrived at their new prospective school of UA high.
"Okay, you guys go get em!" Ramiel let them go and they waved goodbye. Getting a lunchbox for their entrance exam.
They first started with their written exam and they both handed their papers after 1 minute. "This is insanely boring nee-san, I thought this is the best school in the country? It's too easy." Fubuki sighed.
The two were hungry and ate Ramiel's lunchbox. They are espers after all. So they just looked at the contents for the test and read everything for it. Memorizing it with just one look.
"Ohhh, it seems that the practicals are next. Shouldn't home have schools like this too? So we can get more heroes?" Tatsumaki thought about it and it was a great plan.
"School for heroes huh? I guess, but they have more unique abilities here. So maybe that's why it's needed? In our place you just have to be able to kill monsters." Fubuki shrugged and they went to the stadium.
The overly excited emcee explained that they need to destroy some robots and the sisters didn't listen after that.
"Ahh, nee-san. It seems we're on different brackets." Fubuki looked at where they would be conducting their practicals.
"Right, so I guess we don't need to share kills. Let's just finish this quickly. I want to go home and get some lunch from Ramiel." Tatsumaki yawned.
They went into the simulated city they would be in and Tatsumaki raised her hand. "Hey, you proctor with the tacky hair. There's supposed to be no people in the buildings right?" Tatsumaki rudely questioned.
"T-tacky hair? N-no. There's no people in the buildings whatsoever. Then, start!" He announced and Tatsumaki disappeared, appearing on the center of the testing ground.
"What are these robots? These pieces of scrap would barely take care of tiger level threats. What a load of crap." Tatsumaki sighed and raised a barrier so nobody can enter her range.
She lifted up her finger and put it down. In a single instant the whole simulated city was flattened. Nothing was safe, the buildings turned into pancakes and the robots were like aluminum cans that got put under a hydraulic press.
Tatsumaki yawned and flew back to the starting point. "There, done. Can I go now? I'm getting really hungry." She stared at the proctor.
At the other side, Fubuki felt her sister's powers. "Ahh, I guess nee-san is done. I should do my part then." She ripped apart a building to pieces and turned it into ammo.
With her will, shrapnel and debris immediately flew to the ground like hail. Explosions wrecked everything in sight and the ground turned into molten lava from the kinetic force upon impact.
Her testing grounds was destroyed immediately and she went to Tatsumaki so they could go home.
"A-ahhh. We'll be having another test. There are no more robots for points." The proctor laughed nervously. And they used some extras to test the other students.
They got picked up by Ramiel and they immediately went back home.
"S-such destructive power... Nezumi, who are those students? They are easily at the top, capable of massive destruction." All might in his disguise was worried.
"I don't know, Yagi... They just popped out from nowhere. There's nothing wrong with their papers, but they seem to be living with our new teacher." A hamster and bull terrier looking hybrid was suspicious.
"Don't even try and do anything Nezumi. Even talk to them, people with that amount of strength will immediately take it as an offense... I'm warning you, if they go rogue because of you. Then you have no one to blame but yourself." A man with bloodshot eyes warned the rat.
"And they didn't even look winded by that. Aizawa is right Nezumi, don't even try to interrogate them. They look so bored in the entrance exams. Those girls are really confident. They'll turn you into paste if you offend them." A voluptuous woman squinted her eyes.
"Then let's just observe what they'll do and send them their acceptance letter." Yagi announced and everybody agreed.
After a week, Tatsumaki walked out of their house and received a letter. "Huh? A letter from that school?" She opened it and saw that they were accepted. A projection of the number 1 hero was talking, but she threw it away and returned to the house.
"Fubuki, we start school in a few days according to this letter." Tatsumaki yawned, informing her sister. "Okay, breakfast is ready nee-san. Ramiel spoiled us with some doner kebab." Fubuki sounded excited.
"Ohhh!? I'm coming! I'm coming!" Tatsumaki went to the dining table and she bobbed her head left and right while Ramiel prepared the pita and meat.
"Ramiel... We seriously love you." Fubuki's eyes shone as he served them their meal. "You just want to butter me up." He gave them a noogie and they ate happily.
After celebrating their acceptance, it was finally time to enter school and they went to class 1-A. Entering, the room with the huge door. They saw a blonde punk put his legs on top of the table in front of him.
"Ehh, just ignore him." Tatsumaki shrugged and Fubuki nodded. They noticed someone though. "Ahh, Momo? You're going here too? What a pleasant surprise." Fubuki greeted.
"Hello, Fubuki-san, Tatsumaki-san." Momo smiled at them and they took out some bags of food. "It's hard being hungry all the time, hey Momo. Want some? It's really special kebab you know?" Tatsumaki made one float to her.
"Uhhh, thanks?" She wasn't sure what to say and ate it while talking to them. "You guys weren't kidding about your strengths huh? Everybody saw what you can do." Momo gave a wry smile.
"Ahh? That? The place was what, the size of a city block? I told you, I can lift this city with just my thought. If I don't hold back, then I can lift the entire continent and use it like a meteor." Tatsumaki shrugged.
Momo choked on her food and Fubuki patted her on the back. "That's like what, a couple of months ago nee-san? You haven't tested your limit yet, I can do that now. And you improved leaps and bounds too." Fubuki added.
"Hmm, that's right. I didn't know you were so strong already Fubuki. Maybe I can crack the planet in half now?" Tatsumaki wondered.
"Please don't test it." Momo begged them and they nodded at her desperation. Their homeroom teacher then arrived and it was Tatsumaki and Fubuki's turn to choke on their little morsel.
"R-Ramiel!? What the hell? You're our home room teacher!?" Tatsumaki coughed violently and Ramiel smiled at them.
"Hehehe~ that's right. I'm your home room teacher. Aren't you two excited?" He laughed at their shock and Momo whispered at them. "Do you know him?"
"Y-yeah, he's the one who sealed our powers. Don't look down on him though, that guy might look flippant. But he could kill the both of us easily." Tatsumaki started getting nervous.
"What? How do you know that?" Momo was shocked. "We fought him of course. He can vaporize this entire planet in an instant." Fubuki explained.
"Okay! You whipper snappers need to get in shape. Look at your bodies, so frail. Wear these and get out to the field, now!" Ramiel gave them their PE uniforms. But he enchanted it with gravity.
"But what about the orientation and ceremonies?" A girl with a bob cut asked, thinking it would be a normal school.
"You can ignore all of that crap, you're here to be a hero. And you need to be strong, you guys are pathetically weak. A competent villain will crush you all in minutes." Ramiel made them wear the gravity suits and they all fell to the ground.
He made them float and dropped them all in the field. "Give me 100 push ups! Those who fail will be expelled immediately." He announced with squinted eyes and he was serious.
"Momo, you better do it. He's not kidding." Fubuki immediately gave her advice and they started their training in hell.
"Next would be hand to hand combat! I don't care what your powers are. How can you use them to their full potential if you can't even fight?" Ramiel started showing them Bang's martial arts and crushed a pillar of concrete with his bare hands.
"But in order for you to learn. You have to know your limits first. Tatsumaki, Fubuki. Beat them all up to a pulp. It's every single one of you against them. And they won't be using their quirks." Ramiel pointed to the sisters.
"You looking down on us!?" The punk blonde was shaking in anger like a Chihuahua. "Especially you, you're just meager trash that got some powers because of your parents. You have everything to prove." Ramiel squinted his eyes and Tatsumaki appeared in front of him.
She then gave an uppercut right at his gut and got buried in concrete as he flew. "Weak. Come at us, punks." Tatsumaki gestured for them to fight.
"Everyone, they're extremely strong. We shouldn't go in recklessly." A green haired boy knew how strong his abusive boyfriend was and Tatsumaki just one shot him with her bare hands.
But of course, nobody listened except Momo who is gritting her teeth, thinking of a strategy. Fubuki and Tatsumaki walked calmly towards the energetic high schoolers and the first one to arrive was a fit four eyes with engines on his legs.
He tried kicking Fubuki and she stopped his leg with a finger. She then kicked him right onto a pink skinned girl. Tatsumaki caught a tongue that was flying right at her and pulled a girl towards her. Smacking her on the face with a backhand as she flew away.
"This is bad, really bad. How strong are they?" Momo thought that they would at least be weaker physically. But when the two started flexing their muscles. She could see they were just built different.
A kid with a burn on his face tried freezing them. Fubuki just broke through the ice like it was made of air and started beating the shit out of him with a club made of his own ice.
The green haired boy's arm started glowing and he punched Tatsumaki. Strong winds blew and surprised everyone, but when the dust settled. Tatsumaki was holding his broken fist in her hand and looked bored.
"Ramiel, this is really boring. Does these kids even have a chance of being heroes? They're awfully weak. We aren't even trying." Tatsumaki kicked the boy's knee and his leg bent backwards as he screamed in pain.
"Nee-san, that's a bit much. You gotta be more gentle." Fubuki sighed and Tatsumaki was shocked he was so frail.
"S-sorry kid. I didn't mean to break your knee in like that." Ramiel sighed and healed them up, good as new.
"It seems like no one here knows to even throw a damned punch. You were overclassed but you just went in and didn't even think of a plan. I would've failed you right here. But it would be a pain to explain. So read this and use your PE uniforms to train. Dismissed." Ramiel shooed them off and the students were depressed.
"You didn't even hear their names." Fubuki felt a bit bad for them. "They can tell me their names, when they've earned it. This society has too many villains loitering around. And they'll be my instrument to cripple the violent ones." Ramiel smiled.
"Ohh, it's one of those places huh? Where there's no death penalty? Then you should really train them into killing machines. Cripple every villain who needs crippling so they'll never go out of prison with capabilities again." Tatsumaki agreed with his plan.
The days quickly passed and the students immediately burned with determination after their humiliating loss against Tatsumaki and Fubuki.
And it came, a nice little rescue class. While they were talking about how to control their powers in order to save people instead, a portal opened up and some villains appeared.
"Don't move kids, I'll show you just how the top works. Tatsumaki, kill that black mist looking motherfucker." Ramiel pointed at the teleporter of the group.
She nodded and started glowing green. The mist all bunched up at once and Tatsumaki gave her all in crushing it as she balled her fists.
They heard a scream from the distance and the villains were stranded now in their training area for disaster rescues.
"Well, well, well. It looks like you didn't expect that? Villain trash?" Ramiel started walking with Tatsumaki and Fubuki.
"Y-you killed him... But you're heroes! That's illegal!" Their leader that had hands grasping all over him screamed with baby rage.
"Who said we are heroes?" Fubuki retorted and rocks started floating. The villains got their heads blown up one by one and the students puked their guts out, seeing the gore.
"N-Nomu! Get them!" Their leader sicced a violet humanoid mutant at them with its brains exposed. Tatsumaki met it head on and their fists clashed. Creating a shockwave that shattered all the glass in the area.
"Hoh? You're like rubber, a good punching bag then." Tatsumaki noticed its arm absorb the force of her blow.
"I-impossible... That Nomu is supposed to take care of all might! You're cheating! This is cheating!" The leader screamed and Tatsumaki grasped the Nomu's arm. She ripped it off and smacked it with its own limb.
"Well, whatever that thing is. It's pretty crap." Tatsumaki threw the arm away. "Fubuki, can you snap this guy's limbs." Her sister requested and Fubuki disappeared from her position.
She reappeared in front of the leader of the villains and she kicked both his knees in. Snapping them backwards so quickly he didn't even notice.
Tatsumaki then appeared behind him and broke his arms. Twisting his shoulder out of its socket and ripping his rotator cuffs. She then stomped on his elbows and wrists after he writhed down on the ground, screaming in pain.
Ramiel went up to him and lifted his head by his hair. "This is how you deal with villains, my students. Kill their escape route first who was that mist guy who can teleport. And then take care of the weaklings. Because they can do something if you let them be."
"And their leader? Incapacitate them if you can, they'll sing for the authorities. Isn't that right Mr. Villain?" Ramiel messed with him.
"Nomu will come back, he can regenerate! He'll take care of all of you!" The leader shouted out, still believing in his victory.
"Rip it to shreds Tatsumaki." Ramiel ordered and when the violet mutant came running at them. It suddenly stopped in its tracks with Tatsumaki's finger.
She then blended it up real nice and the Nomu was ripped into pieces of meat and blood. Disintegrating like it was in a food processor.
"You were saying?" Ramiel slammed his face on the concrete multiple times. "Okay, that's how you handle an ambush. Any questions?" Ramiel asked the students.
"R-Ramiel-sensei... W-why did you kill them?" Momo asked while she was shivering in fear. "That's elementary, my dear Momo. Because they will kill you, if you don't kill them."
"And a good violent villain, is a dead one." Ramiel cleaned up the evidence of all the killed villains and smiled at his students.
They all gulped and his words were burned to their minds firmly. They don't know a thing about villains. Just that heroes take care of them.
"Remember this always, lethal force is always advised for self defense. If they have the intent to kill you. Kill them first, no matter the circumstances. These animals won't care if you're going easy on them. You might be aspiring heroes, but it's your job to make a difference. Cleaning these guys up one at a time." He smirked and the students were in a trance.
"You're brain washing them." Tatsumaki deadpanned at him. "Well, they're still students. But they'll see what I mean later. All they have in their heads right now is sunshine and rainbows. They'll eventually learn that violence breeds violence. And no matter what you do, it has to be that way. It's the inevitable law of this world." He nodded sagely.
"Yeah, with these punks getting powers. It won't end, they will need to be resolute in ending these guys. Or they'll learn quickly that they have no gripes in killing them for their own gains." Tatsumaki sighed.
"Well, can't you decrease crime rates at least Ramiel?" Fubuki asked him for a solution.
"I mean, we can totally change the laws and stuff. But guys like these will always pop up. Though with better living conditions and decreased discriminations then there will be less of them." He sighed and thought of ways to decrease crazy people who just want to see the world burn.
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Thanks for reading everyone, ciao.