The paradisers, a terrorist group that are just lazy bastards were marching to the nearest conglomerate's house. When a guy in a bike went up to them.
"Evil bastards! Stop!" He went off of his bike and started locking his bike. He then went on a stance and was ready to throw hands. "I'm Mumen rider! You punks will be going to jail today!"
"Ahh, it's Mumen rider! We're saved!" The people watched on and cheered for the cyclist. He then got hit on the head and was down on the count, bleeding on the ground.
"Ahhh! Someone call an ambulance!" The people panicked and the great Mumen rider was defeated.
Saitama was roaming around the cities where the paradisers wreaked havoc. "Where are these bastards?" He didn't know the place they were targeting next, so he wandered aimlessly.
"Ahhh! A terrorist, don't come close to him!" A lady shouted out when she saw his skin head. "I'm not a terrorist goddammit! I'm a hero for fun. You know? I took care of a lot of threats in the past." Saitama tried explaining.
But everyone ignored him and called the police on him. He then got depressed, nobody knew who the hell he was. Only Ramiel knows of his exploits and his biggest fan too.
"Ramiel-kun... You really are my biggest fan..." Saitama teared up when he remembered his words. He then heard police sirens so he ran away to the woods somewhere.
Meanwhile, the paradisers who were marching to one of the leading conglomerates were met up with a modern ninja.
"Heh, so you guys are the paradisers eh? Do you really think that your suit will protect you from me? The speed o sound, Sonic!?" He took out a ninjato.
"Get him! He's just a dog of the rich!" Hammerhead, the leader of the terrorists sicced his minions on Sonic.
But one by one, their heads started flying. "W-what's happenin-" One couldn't see Sonic and got his head lopped off.
Hammerhead put up his arms in a peakaboo stance to protect his head and a slash hit his arm. 'What the hell? Why's he so fast?'
"How about you give up and I'll give you your life? After all, you can't see me, can you?" Sonic smiled behind some bushes.
"You bastard! Don't underestimate me!" Hammerhead smashed his arms on the ground and an earthquake made the surroundings unstable.
"Hoh? Are you trying to intimidate me?" Sonic just jumped on the trees and Hammerhead kept on throwing stones at him.
'Interesting, he's staying to fight. Not running away from me.' Sonic dodged the rocks and boulders on his way. "What an idiot, can't he make this shit less obvious?" Sonic mumbled, seeing that the moron tried putting him in a predetermined path.
"Even if I can't see you! I can hit you if I know where you're going!" Hammerhead smiled and was really pleased with his plan.
"You think that this will stop me? Speed o sound, Sonic!?" The ninja smirked. "Then let's test it, shall we?" He started running and sonic booms exploded.
Hammerhead tried hitting him with a tree on the straight path, but Sonic was of course already behind him.
He threw a kunai behind his head and Hammerhead fell down, pretending to be dead.
'Good thing my skull has been thicker ever since I was a kid. Thank you mama, for birthing me with a thicker than normal skull!'
"Yeah, the paradisers' corpses are here, they're all dead. Even Hammerhead, yeah." Sonic reported to his contractor and sighed.
But before he knew it, Hammerhead escaped. "Eh, the corpse is gone? How did it disappear?" He smirked and started looking for Hammerhead.
Meanwhile, Saitama who was running from the cops was in the woods and a wild Hammerhead popped up from the bushes in front of him.
"Ahhh, that bald head. Are you Hammerhead?" Saitama asked and the villain stared at him. "Damn, I have to get out of here immediately. Who the hell are you? You want to be recruited to the paradisers? Maybe next time."
"Eh? I'm not here to be one of you guys. You've been giving skin heads a bad rep, and I'm a hero for fun. You already know what that means right?" Saitama squinted his eyes.
"Alright, then die!" Hammerhead punched Saitama, but nothing happened. "I thought those suits were impressive, but it just gives you enhanced strength. It doesn't even tickle me."
"Bastard! Then take this Tornado arms spinning attack!" Hammerhead powered the suit to maximum and swung his arms like a tornado.
"Ahh, I used to do that as a kid." Saitama reminisced about his childhood. He then caught his arms and gave a soft blow to his torso, destroying the suit entirely.
"Go, don't be bad anymore okay. Or you know what will happen next time." Saitama had a soft spot for humans and Hammerhead ran away.
"Okay, what should I eat for dinner? Ramiel's gonna make me lazy. What a lucky bastard, he has a good girlfriend that makes him food." Saitama grinded his teeth and was jealous.
"Hoh? There's one left here huh? Well, I've already taken care of the rest of your friends. What's one more of the paradisers?" Sonic prepared his tools.
"I'm not a terrorist, I'm just a hero for fun. You don't know me?" Saitama tried explaining desperately. "Don't know you."
He hung his head low and got depressed again. He then caught a kunai from the air and looked at it. "Hey, I already told you. I'm not one of those guys."
"You lie. That shiny and shimmering head. It's their trademark!" Sonic tried stabbing him. But Saitama caught the blade and shattered it.
"Wha? It seems you are much more capable than the others..." Sonic squinted his eyes and he started jumping on the trees to gather momentum.
"How about that!? You can't see me can you? I've been perfecting my techniques since childhood. And you saw right through them, I don't care whoever you are. I can't let you go now." Sonic announced.
"Liar, you just want to try your moves on me. I can see it on your innocent smile." Saitama snorted. (pic)
"Take this! Wind blade kick!" Sonic did an axe kick and Saitama dodged. He then raised his fist. "Checkmate. Ahhh... Sorry! I didn't mean to do that, I intended to hit you in another place."
Saitama winced as his fist hit him right on the family jewels while he was falling from the air. In supersonic speeds.
Sonic crouched on the ground and he couldn't breathe. He broke into a cold sweat and his legs trembled. Losing strength on his knees.
"T-this isn't over! You hear me! I will dedicate myself to training! Tell me your name!" Sonic was trembling while his legs were bowed.
"S-Saitama." He just replied subconsciously. "I, the speed o sound Sonic. The ultimate ninja will train for our next encounter. When we meet again, it will be your demise, you hear me? Saitama!"
"O-ohh, train hard!" Saitama let him be and he started limping away.
At night, in Saitama's apartment. "Speed o sound Sonic?" Genos didn't know who the hell that was. "Yeah, he just declared himself my rival and ran away. Kinda like you, you just declared yourself as my disciple. So go home, don't you have anything better to do?"
"But Saitama-sensei. I need to become stronger to fight evil in this world." Genos didn't budge. "I'm having a huge problem right now, I'm reeling in shock. So can you please go home?" Saitama's eyes were wide open in realization.
"A problem? What can ail someone as great as you? Sensei?" Genos frowned and he listened intently. Wanting to help him with it.
"Nobody knows who the hell I am. I've taken care of numerous mysterious beings. Criminal organizations, and disasters! And do you know what that bastard Sonic told me when I introduced myself? Don't know you." Saitama was having a crisis.
"Isn't it weird that I don't have any fan clubs!? My only fan is Ramiel, he's like worth everybody else. But don't you want to have some girls in your fanclub? He's a goddamned handsome man that has a total babe as a girlfriend!" Saitama gritted his teeth in frustration.
"This speed o sound Sonic hasn't been in the news. And Saitama-sensei too. Instead, Mumen rider received all the credit. Wait a minute, Saitama-sensei, are you registered with the hero association?" Genos thought that's why the news gave credit to Mumen rider, for propaganda.
Saitama just derped and he didn't register at all. They checked the site and read how it goes. "So if we get in, we'll get paid as a pro?" Saitama thought it was time he got some money for his troubles.
Heroes don't live off of fighting and acts of charity after all. So they registered and put in their information.
And at Ramiel's house, while he was in a lotus stance. Absorbing as much energy as he could, Samus noticed that there were interesting things that happened.
"Ramiel, Saitama and Genos decided to enter the organization." Samus smirked and they'll definitely turn them into their underlings.
"Ohhh? Then make a report to the association, we'll turn them into S-class. It will be my gift for Saitama. He gave me a nice metric on my limit." Ramiel smiled and was grateful about it to him.
Fubuki and Tatsumaki who were meditating beside him opened their eyes and was curious who that was. "Saitama? Genos? And they're capable for S-class immediately?" Fubuki raised a brow.
She ranked up to A-class and was speed running through the ranks. She can't accept that there was someone out there that is capable of S rank immediately.
"Don't be too discouraged Fubuki, Saitama should be rank 1, undisputedly. He's much stronger than me, at my 100% I can only give him bruises and cuts. While Genos is at the bottom of S-rank." Ramiel shrugged.
"Who are those? What are their powers?" Tatsumaki's curiosity was killing her. "Saitama, well. You could say that he has overwhelming physical might. A god of physical power. Genos is a cyborg, he has good offensive strength." Samus explained.
"Oh yeah, give him a stronger power source Samus. Genos' flames and output is a bit lacking." Ramiel instructed her and he already gave her a dense Materia that will give him an exponential boost in power.
"He's that powerful?" Fubuki and Tatsumaki went up to him, too close even. "Yeah, with a sneeze he could destroy this planet. He's a genuine god level threat just like me. Though our power difference is wild." Ramiel smiled.
"W-wow... You guys are that strong?" Fubuki was starting to develop another goal. Be as strong as Samus first, and then catch up to Ramiel.
"I don't forget everything, let me show you our little fight." Ramiel used the synaptic dive tech and turned his memories into a video.
"Hoh, I didn't watch it. So I want to see it too. Let me prepare the video." Samus put an EEG like device on him and Samus edited the video for them to see.
But Tatsumaki and Fubuki suddenly blushed like a tomato when Samus showed them another battle.
"Ahn~ Yes! Fill me up Ramiel!" Samus was screaming in delight while being pounded from behind and Ramiel deadpanned at her.
"I didn't know you want other people to watch that Samus. How about I invite Tatsumaki and Fubuki to watch later?" He raised a brow at her.
"No, no! There was a bug, I swear!" Samus changed it immediately and was trembling in embarrassment.
"T-they were going at it really hard." Fubuki stared at Ramiel's crotch and blushed. "C-can that even fit?" Tatsumaki put a hand on her navel and thought it would spread her wide.
"S-stop imagining it! Forget about it!" Samus glared at them. They then watched the intended video. Starting with their first clash.
Fubuki and Tatsumaki went wide eyed at their immense strength. "D-did you just cause a nuclear explosion with your fists crashing onto each other!? That's insane!" Tatsumaki was sweating bullets imagining one of them hitting her on the face.
After they watched it with his explanations, they felt powerless. A frog in a well. "Damn, you were throwing dozens of blows that can destroy the human race right at his face and he didn't flinch?" Fubuki thought that his description of Saitama as a god of physical prowess was right.
"Yeah, and I'll train your physiques too. I'll be turning you into young masters that will defy the heavens. Fools will not be able to see that you are already at the top of Mt. Tai!" Ramiel cheered for them.
The training regime they were gonna do is like how cultivators temper their bodies. And he started by showing them how to do it.
He traced every part of their body with his fingers as a golden aura hit them. "Ahn~" Fubuki moaned from the addicting feeling of his energy.
Tatsumaki raised a brow and Samus sighed. "He's circulating high quality energy in all her muscles and bones. Imbuing it with it, at our level. You'll be indestructible." Samus explained.
Tatsumaki then fidgeted because it was her turn next. "Hmm~" She bit her lip and looked at Fubuki who was a panting mess beside her. Understanding why it was so good.
"Okay, you guys cultivate. I'll be giving you these heavenly dragon physique pills!" He gave them a little marble of concentrated energy.
Samus cringed and Ramiel was having tons of fun. They popped it into their mouth and Ramiel instructed them to let its energy circulate like blood.
"Wait, if this came from you. Then isn't this your essence?" Fubuki had a realization and she blushed.
"Wha? Is this made from your sper-" Samus put a hand on Tatsumaki's mouth. "It's just his crystalized energy, don't give him funny ideas." Samus squinted her eyes at Tatsumaki.
"I prefer to give it the old fashioned way." He winked at Samus and she rolled her eyes.
The sisters cultivated their bodies and psychic energy. Growing at an exponential rate. Ramiel squinted his eyes and could already feel their overwhelming potential.
At their level at least and enough knowledge. They can control the fundamentals of the universe with their psychic energy.
Basically turn into Dr. Manhattan. God like beings that bend the universe to their will. Create gravity wells that can make black holes.
Someone look at you funny? Disintegrate them by making their molecular bonds fail. Saitama wanted to punch you really hard? Make his fist phase through you.
You don't like somebody? Make them implode by accelerating their molecules. Turn them into suns from the inside.
Give your worst enemy the most terrible cancer, etc. You are basically the god of the physical universe. But it would require tremendous processing power for them.
Hence, they'll have their limits. But if they can get to that level. They would be unstoppable, bar reality warpers that can just think of you not existing and boom, you're gone.
And while the sisters were training, catching more and more monsters. With their increasing range and strength.
Saitama and Genos went to the hero association nearby, applying to be a hero. They got tested with the written test and the physicals.
Though Saitama scored a perfect 50 in his physicals. He tanked his written one. "Ohh, Genos. You done with your test too?" Saitama met up with Genos in the locker room.
"The written and physical exam were too simple Saitama-sensei. I know you'd have perfected them easily." Genos had such high regard for him.
But they got called for an interview. "Does this place look familiar to you?" The interviewer showed them a picture of the house of evolution.
"Ahh! Is that the house of dance revolution!?" Saitama remembered and Genos nodded. "Yes, the house of evolution. What about it?" He wanted to end the interview immediately.
"You see, we were trying to find them for the longest time. They are responsible for a disaster in the past with Carnage Kabuto. A dragon level threat. And we received a report with appropriate evidence that you dealt with them?" The interviewer was amazed.
"Ahhh, that beetle guy? He was pretty weak, almost made me miss the sale too." Saitama picked his nose and Genos nodded.
"S rank heroes, Samus Aran and Ramiel recommended you for the S rank. And with the given evidence for taking down a dragon level threat, you are now officially one. With Genos at the bottom and Saitama 2nd to the last." The interviewer congratulated them.
"My number one fan... He's really a blessing in this world." Saitama teared up. "Ramiel-sensei is definitely helping you be recognized. It is only natural of course." Genos nodded.
They then got into a seminar with an A rank hero, Snek. A mediocre martial artist. "Listen here newbies, being a hero is a lot more than fighting. You have to respect others too!"
Saitama was chewing a lot of gum and just blowing bubbles. While Genos ignored him and just stared at him.
"Your faces are now at the hero association." He started going for his stances on top of the table. "Aspire to be like me."
Saitama blew a pretty big bubble and it popped right on his face. "Sensei!" Genos started taking it off and Snek almost blew up.
Genos and Saitama then started going home. "We'll be known as heroes now Saitama-sensei. And I'm glad to be your official disciple."
'This is bad, I shouldn't have accepted him to be my disciple. He's definitely gonna pester me.' Saitama got nervous, thinking that Genos will just stand in front of his door every day.
Saitama contacted Ramiel and Samus, asking for help to train Genos in order to put up appearances.
And as expected, Genos appeared at Saitama's doorsteps. With new upgrades and asking for a sparring section so he could see his limits.
Saitama agreed and wanted Ramiel and Samus to help him based on his specs. Not really knowing how to help someone power up. Especially a cyborg which he has no idea about.
Everybody gathered in a pretty remote place and Genos bowed at Saitama. "Thank you very much for accepting my selfish request, sensei."
"Well, I did accept you as my disciple. This is the least I could do." Saitama broke into a cold sweat and didn't know how to talk to him about getting stronger.
"Wait, Genos. Have this new core, replace it with your old one." Samus tossed a Materia at him. Genos trusted them and replace it with his old core.
He suddenly felt his whole body increase in power. Like a nuclear reactor, his black metal body started glowing and vents opened up to release some heat.
"Won't he explode by using those fusion reactors from that world that Alexandra came from?" Samus looked at Ramiel who created Genos' new core from the Overwatch world.
"It's fine, it's fine. The thing is stabilized with my energy, it won't suddenly implode. And it's powered with fusion reactions, it's incredibly stable unlike fission ones." He shrugged and Samus nodded.
"Uhh, so we're just gonna have a practice bout right? Not a real fight?" Saitama asked Genos.
"That's what I was thinking of. Please do not hold back, only stop when I am unable to fight anymore." Genos started glowing even more.
He crouched and jets of fire was emitted from the back of his shoulders. He started flying right at Saitama and gave a kick.
Saitama bent over backwards and dodged. Genos then started to maneuver himself in the air with his new upgrades, increasing his versatility in movement.
Though Saitama just kept on dodging and running. Genos fired his arm right at him and he was shocked with the amazing firepower that his new core gave.
The small mountain of rock suddenly evaporated from his beam and it pierced through it in a straight line. Genos sighed out steam and he powered up for CQC. He chased Saitama around and gave numerous blows on a side of a cliff.
He noticed that he was missing and looked around for signs of him. "I was just trying to chase his after image it seems. There!" Genos maneuvered himself and transformed his arms to give his most destructive firepower.
"Incinerate! Yes, I got him. Saitama-sensei has to take me seriously now!" The cliff right in front of him turned into a lake of lava. But he felt a tap on his back. "Okay, I win." Saitama poked him on the cheek and Genos tried kicking him.
"He's too slow, he's like moving in slow motion." Samus sighed and thought that his armaments were too focused for crowd control and aoe attacks that won't really help with real threats.
"Maybe upgrade his arms and let it deliver powerful explosions or shockwaves on impact like Balrog? Flames of that level won't really work on demon level threats that aren't slow and big. He'll get physically overwhelmed. Mysterious beings mostly specialize on their physical strength." Ramiel observed his mechanical body and it was too fragile.
"A varia suit will do the trick, probably. An exoskeleton made of the varia suit for him will do wonders for his strength." Samus nodded and thought of making him a power suit.
"Sensei! Stop messing around! I asked you to give it your all. Fight me seriously until I can't stand anymore, that was our agreement!" Genos thought he was being treated like a kid, Saitama stared at him and sighed.
He suddenly appeared in front of him and Genos gasped, he gave a round house kick with his toe releasing jets to enhance his speed. But it was just an afterimage, Saitama then prepped a punch from behind him. His presence suddenly became bigger as Genos turned around.
His life flashed before his eyes, but Saitama didn't hit his face dead on and redirected it. Deleting a kilometer thick of stone. "Come on, let's get some lunch." Saitama tapped his face and Genos observed the power of his blow.
"You still got a lot to improve on kid, don't be too impatient. Hey Saitama, can we spar. I'll give you this delicious bento." Samus took out a bento and Saitama's ears twitched upon hearing it. "You bet your ass I will accept!"
"Don't get too excited now, Samus can't handle as much punishment as me." Ramiel reminded him and put up spatial barriers in a kilometer wide cube for them to have a little spar on.
"Ramiel-sensei. How powerful are you two really?" Genos asked curiously. "Well, just watch. And remember that I'm stronger than Samus." Ramiel shrugged and Samus entered her assault mode immediately.
She overclocked her energy levels to the maximum and her power suit can now handle 15000% output. "I need to work on my martial arts, I've been relying on my cannons and gadgets for far too long!" They disappeared and they started punching each other.
"I can't see their movement at all." Genos' cameras can't capture the speed and it wasn't even a blur, he just sees flashes of light. Samus' shoulders shoots massive bursts of energy while they fought, making Saitama dodge extra attacks.
Her drones then attacked him omnidirectionally, giving him no time to rest. It was a dome of guaranteed death for anybody that can't protect themselves or put up suitable force fields and barriers.
"How destructive are their battle?" Genos didn't have an idea what's happening, so he just asked. "Well, if they weren't isolated inside of this little cube. They'd have destroyed multiple cities already from the collateral damage. Samus' attacks can pierce through the crust and disturb the mantle. Worldwide earthquakes will happen immediately. And an ice age that will last for hundreds or even thousands of years will kill all survivors from the super volcanoes that would erupt."
Genos was gaping and he suddenly saw Samus go down on the ground after Saitama got a hit on her, shattering her armor. "Okay, stop!" Ramiel finished the match because Samus will get injured.
"You're indestructible, what the hell are you made of? Ramiel, maybe you should ask for some cells from this guy?" Samus suggested and Ramiel shook his head. "He's not that durable due to his physiology, it's because of his nigh inexhaustible energy, I already checked."
Samus then gave him his bento and they started eating while sitting on rocks. "Everyone, we're receiving a call from the association. They say it's an emergency." Genos was checking his flip phone.
"Ahhh, it must be because of that thing over there?" Ramiel pointed at the skies and they started seeing a huge meteor. "A... A meteor." Genos calculated the size of it with his optics and it was large enough to annihilate a few cities.
"Then let's go to HQ, you guys need a rank up, you'll get some nice fans after this for sure." Ramiel convinced Saitama and he looked at him seriously. "Ahhh, a fan club. I'll get a fan club Genos!"
They flew to Genos' previous home first and got an upgrade for his incineration arms. When they arrived, it was only an old man there. "Rank 5 of the S class heroes, Bang." Genos checked everyone in the association and knew him.
"Hoh? You know of me? Then I only need to know your names next." Bang gave a pleasant smile while caressing his moustache. Everybody introduced themselves and Genos had a question.
"So, why are you the only one here old man?" The meteor was such a big threat, but there were no other S-class heroes on the scene. "Maybe they're too far, or busy. But there are genuine cold blooded ones that didn't go to help." Bang shrugged.
"Not that it matters, we'll just take care of this quickly." Ramiel yawned and was still a bit tired. He exhausted his reserves when he sparred with Saitama in the house of evolution and was recuperating.
"You youngsters have a plan?" Bang was interested on the new S class heroes. "Easy, we just make it explode into a billion pieces." Samus shrugged and they went to the roofs.
Saitama was about to whack it, but Ramiel stopped him and pointed at Genos. "Let the kid at least use his little toys." Genos opened his brief case and extra armaments were combined with his arms,
"There's a few minutes left before it arrives, I need approximately 5 seconds to gather power from my core." Genos was in tons of pressure to save millions of lives. Thinking that they just left it to him.
"Stop doubting young'un. You're too young to have doubts, just get in there and give it your all." Bang advised him and Genos nodded. He took out his two cores, the new one that Samus gave him and his old one.
"Get down!" He put his cores in his arms and fired at it with full force. "Ohhh, you're doing it! I can see the meteor get pushed back." Bang commented from the side. "Really!?" Genos kept on exhausting his energy.
"Ahhh, it was just my imagination it seems." Bang took it back and Ramiel laughed. "You damned geezer, giving him false hope. It's a metallic meteor, it isn't really budging." He explained and even with the extra firepower, Genos couldn't make a dent on it and his old core was exhausted now.
"Move aside Genos, I'll take care of it. For a promotion! Then I'll have tons of money and fans!" Saitama jumped and met it head on, punching the ridiculously hard meteor and shattering it into a million pieces.
"Planetary devastation." Ramiel raised his hand and the projectiles from the shattered meteor that will rain down from above got gathered and he made it levitate in front of him. He stored it for further research later because if it was a normal meteor, Genos' beam would've definitely shattered it at least.
'It seems that these people aren't exactly normal.' Bang immediately knew that except Genos, everybody there can fold him like a lawn chair in an instant.
"Well, there you go. I told you it's pretty easy old man. I even took a picture of Saitama's heroic feat of saving the city. You're gonna be famous, buddy." Ramiel patted him on the back and Saitama asked for the picture.
"Hoh! Genos, look. Don't I look cool on this? I'll definitely have a cool hero nickname after this." Saitama was really happy.
"You could've controlled that meteor like it was nothing, can you?" Bang squinted his eyes and stared at Ramiel who was checking out his inventory for the meteor pieces.
"Yeah, but I'm already rank 2. I want him to get a higher rank, he's been protecting you guys from horrors you can't even imagine. I can safely say that Tatsumaki will be the only S rank that will be able to do something if he didn't do anything about them." Ramiel pointed at Saitama and Bang raised a brow.
"I checked the association's S ranks, a lot of them should be in another division. Some of them lack power to deal with dragon level threats, like zombieman that should be an assassin or scout type. Puri Puri prisoner is weak honestly, so is tank top master. Metal bat dies to monsters that goes all out immediately. The S ranks are too imbalanced." Samus stated her opinions and Bang nodded.
"But that's all we have. Better make use of them, because people like you don't pop up just like that." Bang sighed, he saw merit in dividing the heroes to their specialties, but the hero association is too stupid.
"Don't worry Samus, I can feel them coming. Can you? Bang, if your dojo is here in A-city. Then you better relocate the hell out of here soon. Me, Tatsumaki, Fubuki, Samus, and Saitama will not help the association. I want to see just how much they can do without the overwhelming support from us." Ramiel warned him cryptically.
"Hi! Are we late? Where's the meteor?" Tatsumaki arrived with Fubuki and they checked the skies for a meteor.
"It's already been taken care of Tatsumaki. Yes, you two are late. Now let's go eat some lunch" Ramiel sighed at them and they went to his house for some barbecue.
"A-are we going to get some barbecue?" Tatsumaki and Saitama drooled and then they stared at each other. "Who are you? You better not mess with the burgers and brisket!" Tatsumaki growled at him.
Saitama gasped. "Those are the best there! You chibi, you probably don't eat much anyway." He scoffed and they started arguing.
"Nee-san, you're embarrassing me." Fubuki blushed in shame at her arguing with Saitama like a kid.
"What a terrifying group..." Bang squinted his eyes and thought that their little band of people had too much power. Especially when one man calls the shots and they all follow suit.
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Thank you for reading everyone, ciao.