I jumped off the building and started running around. I had to figure out what exactly I am now. I passed drug vending machines, literal brothels, and strip clubs. Wow, this place really is garbage. I'm surpised that the streets are nearly empty, considering the amount of dead sinners are here. All I see are prostitutes on a few corners I pass.
[Few hours later...]
Man this sucks! All I have ran into were demons, and they either tried to kill me, or mug me! But this is hell though, so what did I expect? I run around, trying to locate the hollows I'm trying to kill. They usually roar, which gives away their location. So basically, the problem here is finding them, and fighting the darn bastards. Damn.
Suddenly, I hear gunshots an explosions in the distance. Oh great, a turf war just broke out. Great... I sprint away from the noise, when all of a sudden, I'm punched by a giant fist collided with my side, sending me flying across the road and into a nearby alley. As soon as I fell to the ground and landed on the ground, I heard a loud roar. This made me realize that I just got punched by a hollow! Ah fuck, this is the worst pain! I get on my two feet weakly, clutching my stomach. My breathing becomes uneven as blood starts pooling beneath me. But ignoring the pain, I unsheathed my Zanpakutō and look at my attacker. It's definitely a hollow, with a bone mask with purple markings under their sockets. It had sharp teeth, with a Muscular body. It's eyes peer at me in hunger
"I finally found you, soul reaper." It says raises his fist, but me, being fast as fuck, dodge. As the adrenaline kicks in, I slashed through the Hollows arm, cutting it in half. it roars in pain, before disappearing. I know it's not dead, because it's mask isn't destroyed... yet. I ready my Zanpakutō. As it appears behind me in a attempt to grab me, I jump back and jump towards it's mask, slashing the mask like butter. Once again, it disappears into the smoke and dust. I sigh in relief. Alright, it seems like I've lost a lot of blood and am pretty exhausted... Fuck.
'Congratulations on defeated your first [Hollow]! You have leveled up to [Level 3]!'
Yessir! That's how it's done right! But that punch did fuck me up a good bit. Shit, I need to rest for a while or else I'll probably die. So I decide to find a nearby bar or something to rest in. Suddenly, I felt something in my pocket. I got curious, and reach into my pocket just to pull out a meat bun!
'Your award is a [healing item]! If it gets eaten, you can immediately replenish the health you lost. Thank you!' Welp, time to eat! I stuffed the whole thing in my mouth, and started to chomp with delight. This shit bussin' for real! The sweet taste of the pork mixed with the sweetness of the honey filled my tastebuds. Man, I could get used to this.
After a while, I finished eating the meat bun, which healed any bruises and scratches miraculously. After stretching, I set off towards the sounds of gunshots and explosives. I encounterd another Hollow, but it didn't see me and I sliced through it's mask, sneak attacking it. Two down, eight to go! As I made it towards the destruction of the gunshots and explosions. When I got there, I saw, of course, Cherri Bomb, and Angel Dust. Welp, this probably confirms that I'm in the first episode of Hazbin hotel. I then saw a few eggbois, which confirmed my suspicions. I just watch from the safety of the rooftop I was on. Yeah I know, I'm a big fuckin' pussy for doing so, but the level that I was at, I'd probably die. I just watched everything play out, but something weird happened... I was spotted by Cherri Bomb.
"Is that a fuckin' human?" She says, clearly shocked, and pointing at me. Angel Dust also stopped shooting the eggbois with his tommy guns to stare at me. I smiled awkwardly and waved.

"Uhh... Meow?" I say, scratching the back of my neck sheepishly. Then, the Eggman wannabe, Sir Pentious interrupts the awkward silence.
"What the hell are you sssslutssss looking at-" He then looks at me with shock in his eyes "... Isss that a fuckin' human?" He says. I look around for a escape route until...
"Ah fuck it! Kill the human too!" Pentious yells as the eggbois started to fire lasers at me. I dodged easily, because the eggbois have stormtrooper aim. I jumped down from the building and used my Zanpakutō to reflect shots from the eggbois. Suddenly, I was caught off guard by my Zanpakutō getting hit out of my hands by Angle Dust. He had a smug look on his face.
"Ha! Gotcha bitch!" He says as the then proceeded to shoot at me with his tommy guns. Suddenly, a bomb gets attached to my leg as I see Cherry Bomb with a smirk on her face. This bitch threw a bomb on my leg! It blows up, sending me flying across the street. I groan in pain and stand back up. Cherri and Angel continue to fight Pentious and the egg bois. Getting back up, I reach my hand out towards my Zanpakutō, sending it flying towards me. I catch it and decided that I had enough of this shit, and slashed my sword, making a navy blue slash of spiritual energy, cutting apart multiple eggbois in half.
"Man fuck this!" I yelled at the top of my lungs "Enough is ENOUGH! I'm getting the the fuck outta here!" I say before walking away in frustration. Just before I did, I heard a familiar roar. I look behind me and see a Hollow.
"What the fuck is that?!" Angel yells as I saw another Hollow show up. I look and see Pentious retreat like a pussy, as predicted. I saw Cherri throw bombs upon bombs at the Hollows until it vanished back.
"Angie! Behind you!" Cherri says as a Hollow grabs Angel from behind. He unloads his tommy guns onto the Hollow, but to no avail.
"Ooh~. Kink-" The Hollow interrupts Angel by squeezing him. Cherri's eye widens as she was prepared to throw a bomb at the Hollow to save her friend. But the Hollow she threw bombs at, grabs her too. I'm in kind of a pickle. I mean, they did just tried to kill me earlier, but I don't know what would happen if I just let them die. Angel is the most important piece of the timeline. Damnit! C'mon Marcus! I jumped at the Hollow with Cherri Bomb in it's hand, and slice the arm off the Hollow, causing Cherri to fall. Grabbing her by the waist, I launched myself towards the Hollow again, and cut it's mask in half. I land gracefully on the ground before I quickly release Cherri Bomb and Cut Angel Dust free from the Hollow's grasp. He runs to Cherri with a worried expression "Cherri! Are you okay!?" Angel asks frantically.
"I'm fine, just a little banged up." She said with a pained expression "What was that?!" They turned their attention to me and I kept myself steady with my Zanpakutō's sheath.
"That... was a Hollow. Now, get out of here before you both get killed. Don't worry about me." I replied. Why the fuck are they just starting at me "ARE YOU TWO BRAINDEAD?! GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!" Angel's eyes widened in surprise.
"Like hell ya gonna tell us what to do!" He says while he reloads his Tommy guns.
"Yeah! Got a score to settle with that prick!" Says Cherri with an angry expression on her face. She pulls out three bombs with malicious intent. I just had a deadpanned look on my face.
"You both are idiots. Your weapons will not hurt the damn thing. Stagger it, yes, but damage it? Not happening." I said sternly. Angel Dust looked like he was going to protest when I continued "Listen you two, I appreciate your... uhmm... eagerness for revenge against the same threat, but Let me handle this. I know what I'm doing." I told them calmly. I saw them run, but stop at a "safe distance". The Hollow appears again, it's arm completely regenerated as it reaches out towards me. I look at the Hollow with distaste. I jump, but my foot gets caught, and the Hollow broke my foot. Ignoring the pain, I pulled out my Zanpakutou from its sheath, and swing. I slice its arm clean off in one fell swoop. It roars in pain, as I jumped up onto it's back and impale it's mask with my Zanpakutō. I jump off, slowing my descent with my spiritual energy. The hollow Dessipates into smoke as I catch my Zanpakutō from falling.