"So, you see… It isn't that I didn't want to date her. It's just that she was batshit crazy."
"Mhm. I see, I see indeed. But could you not have held onto her a little bit more? Mayhaps she would have been less crazy if you didn't dump her like that?"
"I mean… Yeah, I could have… I guess… But I was pretty creeped out by her. Like she even placed hidden cameras in my bag. Somehow she said it was always to protect me."
"Well… Don't you think those cameras would have been handy when you were dying for the first time?"
"Hey!? Whose side are you on even?"
"I mean, I am you, after all. I am on the side of whoever you want me to be."
"Oh… True. Completely forgot about that for a second there…"
In a place surrounded by darkness, a rather intriguing scene was taking place.
A young man was lying down on a reclining chair and was speaking to another man with a very similar figure.