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Chapter 36 - Fake Blood Theory

"What do you all think? To me, this is definitely the legendary goblin!"

The man with silver hair and blue eyes said in an excited tone.

He was none other than a famous streamer [Monster_Star_Slayer].

He was a new player but he very quickly became a famous streamer.

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[LIVE:]

[Sucidalplayer: I too think that this might be the legendary goblin!]

[Avatarr: ya ya! As if! I don't believe it at all]

[Sucidalplayer: Ya you won't after all your brain is similar to a friend chicken's brain]

[Knis: … lolol.]

[Avatarr: Still better than yours! At least I don't believe in some fake rumors]

[Knis: … XD]

[Dertsoyer: Ya. No lejendary Gob!]

[Avatarr: At least I finally found someone with brains!]

[Sucidalplayer: Haha, Brains? Pfft, so you have more than one brain? Haha.]

[Avatarr: Ya, unlike someone (@Sucidalplayer) who doesn't have even one.]

[Bad_ass: I believe that it is the legendary goblin]

[Avatarr: look! Now another fool joined! How come such brainless idiots keep on appearing]

[Knis: @Bad_ass what the heck is wrong with your name!]

[Bloomeremperor: @Avatarr why are you describing yourself?]

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And so the chat between viewers continued, or it could be said that it was a war.

Regardless, the Monster_Star_Slayer kept all his focus on the buff goblin that he encountered in the village.

He kept watching it from afar and recorded it.

"Now what is that legendary beast trying to do? Will I get a chance to sneak attack it? No! In the video, it was clearly shown! The goblin seemed to have a very high level of defense!?", Monster slayer had already considered that the legendary goblin was none other than the muscular goblin in front of his eyes but he couldn't be more wrong.

***

As soon as the muscular goblin took its next step, a giant bear trap swallowed him which was followed by a small screen and then a lot of blood splattering from it.

"Oh! Never mind!", Monster star slayer said as he spot the goblin dying. He was pretty embarrassed as he was making a lot of complex calculations and had already thought of multiple complex scenarios where he wouldcould hunt the legendary goblin, which seemed to impossible. But it turned out that he was just making a fool out of himself by thinking that the muscular goblin was the legendary goblin.

He quickly walked away from there.

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[LIVE:]

[Avatarr: Hahahahhaha! See I told you that there is no way, that goblin could be the legendary monster]

[Bloomeremperor: See even I told you, people, that there is no way that weak little goblin could be the legendary monster!]

[Dertsoyer: When did you?]

[Bloomeremperor: What bro? You forgot about me! Weren't we on the same team just a moment ago?]

[Avatarr: Don't listen to him destroyer!]

[Dertsoyer: I am Dertsoyer… not destroyer.]

[Avatarr: …]

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***

In a small apartment, a fifteen-year boy was on his PC. He was watching the live stream of a famous streamer named [Monster_Star_Slayer].

To him, the funniest thing about a live stream is its comments.

He was commenting by a username [Dertsoyer]. While looking at the live stream a chicken escaped his mouth. He never believed that there was such a thing called a legendary goblin. After all which gaming company would be so foolish to make a game with a legendary goblin? Goblins were creatures who were the weakest, and we're practically a monster that was hunted by the protagonist of every other fantasy novel or anime at the start of their journey.

And it turned out to be true. That muscular goblin wasn't the legendary monster. But at that time his eyes widened as he saw something. He rubbed his eyes and then looked at the monitor once again, making sure what he saw wasn't just his imagination.

[Dertsoyer: Look behind!]

He quickly typed, as his fingers danced over the keyboard.

[Avatarr: What is behind?]

At that time monster slayer looked behind too but saw nothing.

[Avatarr: There's nothing]

[Dertsoyer: Exactly! There's nothing!]

[Avatarr: Huh?]

[Bloomeremperor: Huh?]

[Sucidaly_player: Huh?]

"What the hell is going on!?", he exclaimed as he found the goblin's body vanish.

***

Rei quickly sprinted over to his beast trap. He wasn't going to let it be there like that. After all, he had paid 50 gold coins for it.

-"What are you doing you fool!?"- At that time Lucas asked as he looked at Rei foolishly going towards the bear trap.

"I'm trying to get the bear trap back," Rei said trying to make his voice as quiet as possible.

-"Stop wasting time! That human might try to kill you! Now that you came all the way here quickly store that bear trap in your inventory and then escape."- Lucas said which was Rei's plan all along.

However, for a moment, Rei was thinking about lifting the bear trap and carrying it all the way yet again.

-"Do you have memory disorder or something?"- Lucas asked.

"…"

-"Y-you know what never mind. Forget about it. Just escape as quietly as possible."- And so Rei did that. He walked away as quietly and quickly as he could.

[DoglovesMe: ( ^ --- ^ )]

At that time Monster slayer blinked a couple of times as he read the comment sent by his viewer.

[Dertsoyer: Exactly! There's nothing!]

It took him over ten seconds to realize what dertsoyer meant and as soon as he did he quickly turned his head back just to see that there was nothing.

"What the hell!?" He exclaimed and then looked to his left and right trying to find any clue but sadly he found none.

The bear trap vanished into thin space and the same could be said about the body of the goblin.

He then sat on the ground and rubbed his chin trying to find an explanation for what just happened. And after a minute passed he looked at the blue screen and said, "I think I found a possible explanation for what might've happened. A Fake Blood Theory."

[Dertsoyer: Yeah? What is it?]

[Kins: What? Fake Blood?]

[DoglovesMe: ( ^ = ^ ) my dogs say they want to know what this is.]