[Moved to my main account under the title My Yandere Harem is a Nightmare under the psudeonym Margrave.]
Kline has a curse. Whenever he makes a woman smile, she shows up half-traumatized the next day—assuming she doesn't have broken bones.
His luck abruptly changed when he got a system to overcome his curse. 28 days later, he was a handsome superhuman with female-attracting pheromones and cheat codes to become a billionaire with a harem.
Did life get easier? Hell no! Once he started attracting women, his hidden yandere stalkers came out of the shadows and resorted to desperate measures to "protect him" from losing his virginity.
Now in the open, facing each other for the first time, the yanderes devolved into a battle royale to protect him and win his love.
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This is a [comedy]. It's immature and unrealistic and will likely turn you into a human vegetable with a permanent, drooling smile. In other words, it's perfect.
The mc is the worst, but that's okay because the yanderes are the best.
Each has a cocktail of wild mental health disorders that add a whole new dimension to the character trope. So prepare yourself for a rollercoaster and enjoy the ride.
[Warning: Mature Content.]
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Entry for the November 16th Fantasy Carnival Writing Contest! Please stone me to death for your ultimate amusement.
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Comedy | System | Harem | Romance | Yandere | Tsundere | Softcore Smut | Lol Wut | Read It | High-Level Satire | Immature Dick Jokes | Everything Between | You're Welcome
