"So, my name is Adrian! I am like… something years old—I forgor— you're probably wondering 'oh what's happening'— well, first off, I am not that guy…"
"Is he okay!" A purple-haired woman said to a bear that stood next to her with superficial worry on her face as she vibrated with joy like a sex toy.
"Chin Chao, he is obviously not!"
A black-haired boy dressed in ruby-colored garments said as he poked at Adrian's half-charred body that looked like a rotisserie chicken made by a shop in a black neighborhood and stopped as he got a deadly glare from BB.
"Shut up, Han Nah!"
"Sorry senior Chin."
"Hmph-"
"Can both of you, from the little good you have in your minuscule black heart…politely—" Adrian paused for a min seeming like he wanted to recollect his innocent thoughts in his pure little head.
"Shut the fuck up? I am in pain over here, so please do your (cough!) mother-son [Cough!]incestual Alabama tagged roleplay [Cough!] somewhere else before I throw your disgusting pornhub-looking ass out the fucking win-Quah blaa fiu, just go in a dish and die like a steroid abuser!!!"
Adrian cussed at them with blood spilling out his mouth and the scars on his body falling out and rehealing, "And, Nah— Explain to me? I need to know why your world is like this? This is so unfair
. I didn't ask for this. I didn't ask to be penetrated by a long-thick luminous-beautiful-holy rod! All I wanted was to be happy. I wanted it to be tender! Why must you do this to me?"
Adrian cried tears as 90% of his body healed. The trio was shocked by the phenomenon that they subconsciously avoided the extremely sussed-out 'words.'
"Like, at least let me get into the flow and get used to it… I rate this experience 1/10– is there an administration that deals with reviewing worlds— I know that man Avarice deadass received that big-titted goddess isekai experience— which I never 'got' by the way—"
[Crackle]
"Yeah fuck you too… wait, don't take that literally!"
Adrian then flexed his new hands and did the same for the rest of his body.
"Damn, I am a cute baby! Is there a top 100 billboard for power-scaling baby cuteness? If yes then Why didn't they ask for my permission before putting me on it?"
Adrian said as he stretched his bones before BB suddenly hugged him, darting him weightlessly across.
"Yeah, yeah, thank you, I am fine!"
Adrian said to the overly enthusiastic BB. He suddenly remembered something and asked, "Hey-you, Han Nah, right? Why do you call the yandere jade beauty Chin Chao?
"Huh, isn't that her name?" Han asked in a daze.
"No, her name is Gu Q-"
"Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!" Gu Qin/Chin Chao slammed her feet on the ground and embedded multiple boulder-sized craters on the floor, provoking a break in the talk.
"You damn candy gorilla! What's so special about your name being Gu Qin? You're destined to die after a few years or thousand years, and your name will be on your tombstone. So you might as well just say it now while you still have the chance, you shrieking banshee!!!" Adrian bombarded her with a collection of insults which made her face go red.
"Shut up, you abnormal delinquent — you follow a damn bear!! Don't even speak to me!"
"Oh, now you have sass? Maybe- you don't need charm magic anymore to have a chance to spread your legs anymore, you downtrodden slut!!"
"Tell me that the moment a lightning bolt doesn't make it seem like you got railed through by a raging beast tide!"
"Fuu kuuu!!"
"Siiii!"
"Brrrrr!"
"Kahhhh!"
They made countless faces, throwing the most meaningless of words at each other, and the rest just peeked at them while holding their mouth to cover the laughter that threatened to spill.
"Oo ahh!" Adrian made a sound like that of a starved zoo monkey punched by a 10-year-old bear child.
"fuuuu! Wait, what?" Gu Qin/Chin Chao, getting off-beat at the weirder sound let out by Adrian.
"Ooh ahh ooh ahh," Adrian reacted with intensity as he made monkey sounds with Ishow speed levels of sped brainwave activity.
"I give up!" Gu Qin said as she walked away with BB carrying Adrian on her head with the worry on her face beary lessening.
"Yeah, run away, you coward…! Running away won't bring back your family, you three-legged goat!"
Adrian screamed, and his words compelled Guqin to thwart as a surprised gaze assembled in her mug.
"How do you know my family is dead?" She calmly said, knowing that threatening him didn't seem so 'smart' anymore.
"Typical cultivation trope 101! If they panicked at you knowing their name, super cautiou, has everyone fighting over them, and possess charm magic… then either they are criminals, or their family got put on the census.
"I- that makes sense…! Maybe."
"Yeah, this is why I am better, so cope bi-"
"Tribulations!" Gu Qin said as she tilted her head and crossed her hands, feeling smug about it.
"I- that was a one-time-"
"Tribulation-"
"I wasn't prepared!"
"Tribulation!"
"Why don't you learn a new word, you damn nymphomaniac!!!" Adrian waved his hands and cussed like a sailor at Gu Qin as they set off in the eastern fantasy-style forest.
"Heavenly judgment!"
"Ok, that's a good one!"
"Divine punishment!"
"That also…! Know what fuck you!" Said Adrian with a slumped-down shoulder and an unhappy countenance before proceeding to lie down.
"Serves you right and also…" Gu Qin then put her hand in a purse and slowly brought out a book, and said, "You dropped this!"
"Oh yeah, good, I guess!" Adrian said as he bent down and put it on a bag attached to the sides of BB.
"Aren't you going to say something else?" said Gu Qin with a raised eyebrow.
"No, I don't think I will! Do you have an inventory ring? I'll pay you back later."
Adrian said, and Gu Qin leisurely tossed a ring with an emerald-like gem on its head that gave out particles of azure light.
He scrutinized it, observing its inner workings with a blue-tinged light that instantly flashed in his pupils.
"He he he, sixty-nine-meters cubic space!" Adrian laughed like an exhibitionist at a public convention center as he raised his index finger and smoothly drew a few multiple-colored lines that drifted like a strip of cloth in the sky.
The strings dissolved into a misty form and hovered serenely to the ring and melted it apart as he held it with his index and thumb fingers on the other hand.
The melted part of the ring melded to his skin, moving on the surface and merging into a hollow cube marking.
"Looks rad- if someone said a baby had a tattoo in my normie world. It would make headlines—! Not in a good way, though."
Adrian flexed his tattoo with his mental power and looked at Gu Qin, "Thank… And sorry if this seems rude… I don't care if it sounds mean not going to lie, but for superficial politeness let's pretend I do! How did your family die?"
Gu Qin's face twitched for a few seconds but stopped as she took a massive breath of air. Her teammates looked at her with interest as they were interested in her lore.
"Hmph– Alright- listen closely!" Gun Qin said in consternation, "It all started when-"
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