Laying down on a park bench, the sunlight illuminated the fair, white jade-like (A/N: *Leonardo DiCaprio smug face*) of a black haired teenage boy. His button up shirt that was tucked into his black jeans fit his muscular body snugly, stretching and making his distinct muscles visible through the silky fabric.
His face was covered by his forearm as he slept. He had nose-length short obsidian hair combed back, with the sides nearly shaved, an extremely normal hairstyle despite the world he was currently in. As the rays of sunlight seeped through his long eyelashes, he woke up slowly with a groan. The noiret's (guy with black hair) eyes fluttered open, revealing gentle, crimson orbs.
"Hmgh?" He groaned, looking around :'Why am I sleeping on a bench... in the middle of the park...?' But a quick headache answered his question. Holding his aching head, his rosy lips stretched into a toothy smirk :'Oh, now I remember.'
With his hand no longer in the way, his face was revealed. Sharp eyebrows, a straight nose, and with a jawline gifted by Jesus himself, he had the looks to be the best model in the world instead of a duelist. The people who passed by, be it male or female, all looked at him in amazement. Some even took pictures, while some girls were whispering among themselves as to who was going to go and talk to him. (Image:)
(A/N: Before you think I'm saying too much or self-conscious, which is what I think when I see shit like this in a book, remember that male authors don't give huge boobs because they want to have huge boobs, but because they like them. So why would my MCs be amazingly gorgeous and handsome, and have dicks huge enough to rip people in half? Is it because I'm self-conscious? No, it's because I'm GA-)
Looking around, checking where he was, the girls squealed when he looked at them. They couldn't help being amazed at his handsomeness and that muscular body that was stretching his clothes. It was obvious that he had never skipped gym. Heck, even his ass and glutes weren't left unattended. He had an ass that rivaled the asses of Nightwing and Spider-Man.
'Then I guess I'm going to parasitize the Yu-Gi-Oh GX universe, huh? I'm okay with that.' He rubbed his neck, showing the beautiful, unharmed skin :'Hm? Oh, I've lost my beard... shit, should I grow it or not? This is an anime world, you don't see an MC having a beard! Especially the Yu-Gi-Oh Multiverse, with the "how's that even possible?" hairstyles. Oh, fuck it, I'm already abnormal here with my hair, might as well breaking the logic here even more. But before that, I'm going to break the game.'
He smirked, looking forward to it :'Man, who hasn't thought of using the Meta Decks in old games? And that's exactly what I'm gonna do. But before that, what do I even have on me? I don't exactly see several decks-'
A holographic blue screen appearing in front of him interrupted him. Although it was weird, what he saw on the screen that nobody else seemed to be able to see was all too familiar. 'Isn't this... the Master Duel screen?' He looked at the space he was very familiar with, where the decks were stored in, with curiosity.
The problem was, there was nothing. It was only the space, with the plus button to create a new deck. Other than that, nothing else was stored there. Frowning, he checked it carefully, and noticed two things. One, the place on the top left, where his name and level was, and two, three lines on the upper right edge of the screen. Just when he was contemplating pressing the empty air in public, the button seemed to be pressed when he just willed it to.
'Oh, thank Crow, I don't need to wave my hands around like a lunatic from now on.' He sighed in relief, before looking at what popped out from the right side after pressing the lines. There, he saw two new selectable sections. Shop and Storage.
'Oh?' Interested, he could already guess their function. And sure enough, when he opened the Shop in anticipation, he saw something even better than what he expected. Decks. Not just cards or card packs, but actually structure decks. He could see the famous Meta Decks like Branded, Kashtira, Tearlaments, or Rogue Decks like Blackwing, Predaplant, Infinitrack and all kinds of decks.
'Oh, sweet baby mama...' He hid his wild smile to not seem crazy. He couldn't help it, he didn't think he could have all of them. He had expected to have a single deck, and would need to create one himself in the academy. But no, he could actually have all of them. Without hesitation, his eyes immediately moved to the Branded Deck, the deck he was all too familiar with and had spent effort into making before dying.
Knowing he could have it again put his mind at ease. He had worked too hard to just lose that deck. His heart beat with anticipation, but was confused when a small holographic screen showed up in front of his selected deck.
[The player does not meet the requirement. To purchase Tier 1 Decks, please reach Lv 40. To purchase Tier 2 Decks, please reach Lv 30. To purchase Tier 3 Decks, please reach Lv 20. To purchase Rogue Decks, please reach Lv 10.]
"Wait, what?!" He whispered, frowning :'I can't even buy a deck?! How am I supposed to duel if I don't even have a deck?!' But when he sat up quickly, he felt something hard under him. Looking down, he saw something attached to his waist, a Deck Sleeve :'Oh, seems like I overreacted...'
Sighing in relief for at least having a deck, he pulled out the cards to take a look. First card in, Yata-Garasu, and he had to take the deck out of his sight to take a deep breath. 'No way. Yup, no fucking way. There's no way this body would be playing a Yata-Lock Deck, if it was alive at least.'
Holding the deck face down, he took a deep breath before he checked the other cards. 'Oh... oh, wait!' Hope bloomed in his heart :'This isn't a Yata-Lock Deck!' It's not that he disliked the Yata-Lock strategy. Quite the opposite, he loved it.
He was definitely a degenerate who absolutely loved the strategy of leaving your opponents helplessly, while chipping away at their LP with a fucking purple crow. But honestly, he didn't want to use it in every duel. That was too cruel. He would rather use it on special occasions.
'Oh, wait... this is...' Looking through the cards, his eyes brightened :'Darklord! This is a Darklord Deck! Man, I didn't expect to see this one right off the bat.' He felt nostalgic. The Darklord Deck was one of the decks he had made for fun in the past.
'So my first deck is the Darklord Deck, huh? Hehehehe, have fun dueling me, cause I'm bringing religion to the duel!' He cackled internally, finding the irony of him being an atheist funny.
'Wait, hold on...' Seeing the next card, his eyes went wide. He quickly looked through the rest of the deck, and his eyes went wider with each card :'This isn't a Darklord Deck! This is a Darklord Despia Deck! Oh my lord... or oh my Darklord, I guess...'
As if the Darklord Deck wouldn't be busted in this era by itself, it was actually a mixed deck of Darklord and Despia cards. Seeing the extra deck proved his idea even more. When the shock settled, a sadistic smirk formed behind his hand :'This is gonna be fun. Hehehehe.'
Calming down, he looked around :'By the way, again, why am I in a random park? Wouldn't waking up in the Duel Academy be the reasonable situation? Wait, don't tell me...' As if the universe wanted to prove him right, he saw a Kuriboh haired boy sprinting through the park.
'Oh... I'm late for the exam!' Getting the situation, he closed his System screen, stored his deck in his Deck Sleeve, and started running after the boy. Needless to say, with his muscular and developed physique, catching up to him was easy.
"Yo, bro! You're running for the Duel Academy exam too?" The original MC of this universe, Jaden Yuki, was startled by the voice that suddenly appeared. But looking to his side, he smiled brightly :"Yeah, are you too?"
"Yeah, I am! Guess you're late too, huh?" He smirked, causing the brunette to laugh :"How else am I supposed to make a grand entrance?!" Making the noiret laugh, Jaden continued :"By the way, my name is Jaden! Jaden Yuki! What's your's?" Making the noiret smirk.
"Alistair. Alistair Ashblossom. Glad to meet ya." They fist bumped, before Jaden sped up :"Nice to meet you too, Al, but we seriously should hurry up! Otherwise, it's bye bye to Duel Academy even before we say hello to it!" Alistair sped up as well :"Hahahaha, then better hit the gas!"
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"Hoo, we finally arrived." Stepping into the giant place, filled with teenagers spectating the dueling going on in the dueling fields below, Alistair and Jaden sighed in relief. But obviously, Jaden was a lot more excited :"Wow, look at him go!"
Following his new friend's line of sight, he saw a black haired boy with a serious expression dueling in one of the fields. With 3,200 LP, a set spell/trap card and Vorse Raider on his side, he seemed to be in a good situation.
[Vorse Raider: Beast-Warrior/ Normal/ Dark/ Lv 4/ 1,900 ATK/ 1,200 Def]
(A/N: Yes, people, it's that easy to become friends when you're a guy. Heck, you don't even get to know their names when you become friends out of nowhere.)
"Alright, new guy, multiple choice!" The teacher dueling him said :"You've got two monsters staring you down! Do you: A, throw in the towel? B, beg for mercy? Or C, run home to mama?" But the youngster didn't look intimidated :"I'll go with D, none of the above!"
Seeing his set card rise, the teacher grew surprised :"A trap?!" The boy smirked :"Exactly. You see, with Ring of Destruction, I can destroy any monster on the field that's in attack mode, and then we both take damage equal to that monster's attack points!"
[Ring of Destruction: Normal Trap
Effect(s): (2005 effect:) Destroy 1 face-up Monster Card and inflict Direct Damage equal to the destroyed card's ATK to the Life Points of both you and your opponent.]
As a ring spewing fire from the sides appeared, it latched onto Vorse Raider's neck, before exploding to ashes. Bringing the boy's LP down to 1,300, and the teacher's all the way down to 0. (A/N: Bro, what was that word you used with exploding?! You know, "exploded to" that started with S/Th?! I can't remember it, and I can't find it either! Help!!)
"Clever move, applicant! Welcome to the academy." The teacher congratulated, and Bastion bowed politely :"Thank you, oh wise proctor." Watching their duel end, Jaden was amazed :"Wow, that last guy really toured up!"
"Eh, I'll give it a 2 out of 10." Alistair shrugged, not impressed. Jaden smiled awkwardly :"Seriously, Al? Just that much? I think it was a pretty cool move." But the noiret still looked unimpressed :"Come on, Jaden, you're exaggerating it. He literally just activated a trap. You're talking as if he performed a 30 minute combo or something."
"Can you even do that?" The brunette looked at him weirdly, causing the noiret to sigh :"Believe me, you haven't seen the worst of it." Another voice joined in the conversation :"I think that was pretty impressive too though? Bastion Misawa is his name."
Looking aside, they saw a short, SHORT boy with weird blue hair, tall enough to just reach Jaden's shoulder :"They say he got the 2nd highest score on the written exam of ALL us applicants."