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"Woo! Another day, another successful mission. How does it feel working with such an elite Hunter like myself, lil bro?"
"How do you get more annoying every time I see you?"
"That's harsh, broski. I guess someone's not in a happy mood, and as the big brother, I have a duty to turn that frown upside down. I got us another mission, one that would elevate our rank." Jiang Chen leaned closer to Vasari and stood on his tippy toes to wrap his arms around Vasari's shoulder.
"Keep going."
"Have you ever heard of a succubus?"
"...Be serious. Everyone knows what a succubus is."
"I'm dead serious. There's a rumour that two succubi are draining men of their Yang, killing them, and dumping them outside the walls. It's gotten so bad that the Royal Guards are personally getting involved with the investigation.