In a dungeon out in the mountains, a broodmother was feeding on a few dozen adventurers. She had bred with them and ate their innards before laying her eggs in them. She was titled as an urgent threat due to the sheer amount of eggs she had already laid. She mated with the men without their consent and killed the women without any remorse.
Igor, Kyrie, Lexia, and Lumine went to the mountains to take on the challenge because if they don't kill her within the next hour, the broodmother and her children would be released into the world. As they were trekking up the mountain, Igor was humming a song while dancing a bit.
"I said baby don't worry, I'm way too numb to apologize." Igor hummed as he ran up in front of the others. Lexia watched him singing and running and she shook her head.
"That dude bruh. He's so immature..." Lexia said.
"He's just living life." Kyrie told her.
"Yeah..." They eventually caught up to Igor who was sitting on the ground, using a rock and two sticks as drums while still humming.
"I found your vibe, and i- and I found my high yuh." He quietly sang while drumming.
"Why is this dude so talented, the fuck?" Lexia asked.
"He might have ADHD." Lumine suggested.
"Shit, maybe autism." Lexia added.
"That's mean..." Lumine told Lexia.
"Aye, she got a point though." Kyrie said.
"Aight, let's go in." Igor said as he stood up and stretched. He kicks the giant stone doors open and they see it, the broodmother. She had a spider body but with the upper body of a woman. She had no clothes whatsoever and her breasts were exposed. Her eyes were bright red and her skin was pale. She had long flowy brown hair and a red aura around her.
"God damn-" Igor blurted when he saw the broodmother's chest. Lexia slapped the back of his head.
"Don't stare, dumbass." Lexia told him. Igor rubs the back of his head and looks up at Lexia with an irritated expression. The party then split up and surrounded the broodmother.
"Foolish humans, do you think you can take me on?" Kyrie jumped in and slashed her with his longsword. Lexia and Lumine followed with large blasts of plasma at the broodmother's human body. Igor swoops in slices her spider legs off with a blade of pure lightning. Kyrie dismembers the broodmother's human body from her spider body with one clean slice. Lumine jumps in and uses a gravity spell to crush most of the bones in her body. Lexia then rains fire down on the broodmother with hundreds of fireballs. And finally, Igor decapitates her.
"The power of friendship!" Igor jokingly said with a. thumbs up. Everyone groaned and rolled their eyes but Lumine chuckled a bit.
"What?! That's literally what we did!" Igor tried to defend himself.
"Shut yo cringe ass up bro!" Lexia told him. They continued deeper into the dungeon and destroyed the rest of the eggs. They recovered the bodies and rolled them up in body bags and white sheets. They returned to the guild with a wagon of 15 corpses.
Back in Lexia's house, the party was talking and joking around. Lexia sat on the couch and Igor sat in front of her on the floor. He had his head between her thighs and Lexia was caressing his hair while talking with Kyrie and Lumine.
"Wow, you two are really close huh?" Lumine said while pointing to Lexia and then Igor.
"Huh? Oh yeah, I guess we are." Lexia said as she continued playing with Igor's hair.
"Why are y'all so touchy anyways?" Kyrie asked. "Y'all always argue and shit but now y'all look like a couple when you're like this."
"It's comfortable..." Igor said with a bit of bliss in his voice as Lexia massaged his head.
"Yeah, it really is." Lexia agreed.
"I see... So...are you actually a couple or...?" Lumine asked curiously.
"No." Igor said.
"Not yet at least." Igor said under his breath with a. smirk. Lexia squeezed her legs together, putting pressure on Igor's head.
"Okay okay! I'm sorry! I was just joking!" Lexia finally released Igor from her grips and Igor sighed. He slumped over and rested his head against her crotch as she wrapped her legs around his neck. Igor looked up at Lexia. Lexia's shirt draped over her chest which covered some of her face when she looked down at Igor.
"You look like someone is peaking over 2 round boulders bruh." He chuckles.
"Shut up..." Lexia said softly as she pinched his cheeks.
"You two would make a really good couple!" Lumine told them.
"Uh huh..." Igor sighed and moved Lexia's legs off of him.
"I need something to do..." Igor groaned as he stood up and began walking around the room.
"Let's go somewhere then." Kyrie said.
"Yeah, but where?" Igor asked.
"Umm..." Kyrie had to think.
"Oh! Why don't we go to Warmbron?" Lumine suggested.
Lexia gasped excitedly, "Yeah, let's go!"
"Okay." Igor shrugged.
"Yeah..." Kyrie groaned as he stood up.
"How far away is it?" Igor asked.
"It's only about 30 kilometers away." Lumine answered.
"Oh, okay." Igor pops his back.
"Aight, so y'all wanna get going tomorrow morning?" Kyrie asked.
"Yeah." Lexia replied. Igor and Lumine simply nodded.
"Alright, well, me and Lumine are gonna go now. See ya!" They left and Lexia was alone with Igor now. Igor looked back and saw Lexia staring off into space. Her eyes were beautiful. They glistened within the depleting sunlight, sparkling with rays like no other. They were absolutely stunning. Her bright blue eyes were like the ocean waves, powerful yet indescribably wonderful. Igor was lost in her gaze, then Lexia turned to him.
"What? Why are you staring at me like that?" Lexia asked suspiciously. Igor shook his head and looked away.
"Oh, it's- it's nothing, sorry..." He sat back down and sighed.
"Were you staring in awe?" Lexia teasingly asked as she got closer to him. Igor blushes slightly and looks away.
"You're so cute..." Lexia says with a smirk. She pokes his cheeks and stands up.
"C'mon, get to packing." Lexia tells him.
"What am I supposed to pack? I don't have anything." Igor asked. Lexia groaned.
"Don't pack then, dumbass." Lexia tells him.
The next morning, they began their journey to Warmbron. In a vast desert along the way, they encountered a mysterious wagon. Masked men were riding the wagon, seemingly trying to hide what was inside the wagon. Kyrie stopped, Lexia and Lumine stopped shortly after him. Igor circled around to the other side of the wagon. The men driving the wagon stopped, and they got off the wagon.
"Slave traders... That's crazy dawg." Igor told Kyrie.
"I know right, why in the desert as well?" Kyrie asked.
"Silence! You bunch of children will not try to invade our business. This is none of your concern...got it?" One man scolded them. Lexia blasted his head off with a single fire ball. Everyone else jumped in and killed the others effortlessly. Igor jumped onto the wagon and checked what they were keeping in the back. There were dozens of extra sacks, a few hay stacks, weapons, and a girl with her hands and feet tied together with her head covered by a burlap sack. Her skin was dark, she also looked a bit plump but she obviously still had muscle on her. She was also relatively tall, standing at about 180 cm tall.
"Fucking hell. A dark elf, how in the fuck did these bastards capture a dark elf?" Igor squatted down and took the burlap sack off and untied the rope. Lexia watched Igor as the others were removing the reins from the horses. Lexia then thought of how courageous this was, helping someone who he didn't even know. Blindly trusting her and the others to do the same. Lexia really admired him and forgave him for leaving them for all that time.
Lexia then noticed his piercing purple eyes, and how they reflected the sunlight. His clear skin, and his long, wavy black hair.
"Was he always this hot...?" She accidentally said out loud.
"Bro what?" Igor looked down at her.
"Oh- uhh...umm...Nothing." She stammered.
"Aye, we're gonna go return these horses, y'all go ahead of us." Kyrie said as he peaked out from the corner.
"Aight, cya." Igor gave Lexia a side eye and picked the slave girl up. He cooled down a spot on the sand with some magic and sat her down. He took out a rag and wet it with water and wiped her face down. She immediately woke up. She saw Lexia and Igor and jumped back a bit.
"Aye aye, it's alright..." Lexia told her in a soft tone. "We aren't slave owners, you're safe with us..."
"Do you need water?" Igor asked her. She stammered a bit.
"Y-yes please..." She said timidly.
"Okay, here." Igor handed her the bottle of water.
"Thank you..." The slave girl said. Igor stood up and stretched a bit.
"So, what's your name?" Lexia asked with an innocent smile.
"M-my name is Belize Urngoth..." The slave girl told them.
"Yeah, definitely a dark elf..." Igor said as jumped back into the wagon. He looked around and found nothing. He bobbed his head as he hummed to himself.
A portal then opened up behind them. Lumine and Kyrie then walked out of it.
"How the fuck?" Igor was astonished.
"What? I learned portal magic when you were gone." Kyrie told him.
"Ohh...you fucking nerd." Igor continued humming to himself as he waited for everyone else to finish. "This bitch, got me paying her rent, paying for trips...hmmm..." He hummed.
"Hello, my name is Kyrie." Kyrie introduced himself kindly. "This is Lumine, this is Lexia, and the guy is Igor. Nice to meet you!" He held his hand out.
"Nice to meet you too..." Belize said with a bit more confidence.
"Whatever you do, don't let me go...Cover yourself when the night gets too cold..." Igor jumped down and jerked his head to indicate them to continue walking.
"Alright, what's your name?" Lumine asked.
"My name is Belize Urngoth."
"Nice to meet you! Well, we're going to Warmbron right now, do you wanna come with us?" Lumine asked.
"Y-yes ma'am." She answered.
"Aww, you don't have to call me ma'am. How old are you, Belize?" Lumine asked.
"I'm 17..." Belize answered.
"Damn. She older than us." Igor said.
"Yeah...well, c'mon. let's go!" Lumine said happily as she helped Belize up to her feet. The 5 then walked to Warmbron which was still 27 kilometers away.