Ludwin, who was leading the reinforcements, rushed over the moment
he saw me. "Your Majesty! I'm glad to see you're safe."
There was no way the 60,000 reinforcements from the Kingdom of
Friedonia could enter a small-scale fortress with 3,000 soldiers already
holed up inside, so the main body of the reinforcements camped in the
nearby field, while their leaders were now at the fortress.
We who were in the fortress were meeting them with our key members
all together.
Ludwin knelt in front of me, clasping his hands in front of him as he
gave his report. "Ludwin Arcs has just now arrived with the
reinforcements."
"Well done," I said. "You can take it easy now."
Having exchanged some formal greetings, Ludwin stood up and
immediately voiced his complaints.
"Still, sire, this is too much! What were you thinking, accompanying the
advance party yourself?! Taking non-combatants like Lady Roroa and your
little sister with you too!"
"Our former enemy Julius was in Lasta. There was no telling if the
Dratroopers could coordinate well enough with him on their own, right?
Roroa and I had to act as intermediaries. Besides, if I wanted to gather more
information, having Tomoe's ability was a necessity. I brought Aisha and
Naden too, so we could flee if it got dangerous, meaning there was no
problem."
Incidentally, I had brought both Roroa and Tomoe from Lasta to the
fortress too. I figured that Tomoe always had Inugami guarding her, and if
things got dicey, I could have Naden carry them away, so it was probably
fine.
Ludwin pressed his fingers against his temples with a sigh. "Still, there's
always the remote chance something could happen. If the princess heard of
this..."
"Urkh... I think maybe I'll have you keep quiet about this to Liscia..."
I was justified in my actions, but Liscia would worry. The more we
worried her, the longer I would get scolded later. I appreciated her concern,
but I still wanted to anger her as little as possible.
Ludwin shook his head in exasperation. "The soldiers are already telling
stories about your bravery in leading an advance party into a city hopelessly
surrounded by monsters. When the soldiers return home, it won't be long
before the princess hears of it."
"I guess I'll have to turn myself in, huh..."
I was likely to get a lighter scolding if she heard about it from me rather
than someone else. But still... I was usually told I wasn't much like a hero,
so wasn't it unfair that Liscia told me off anytime I did something that
required bravery, for once?
"Aw, well, it shows how much Big Sis Cia cares for ya, now doesn't it,
Darlin'?" Roroa asked.
"That's right," Aisha nodded. "You have to accept it."
"I mean, I just carried you around like you told me to," Naden said.
Those three were all in agreement.
"No, I think you'll all be getting an earful too, you know? Naden for
being my accomplice, Roroa for acting just as reckless despite being a noncombatant, and Aisha about her responsibility in watching over us."
"...Big Sis Ai, Nadie, how about we avoid goin' to see Big Sis Cia for a
while?" Roroa asked.
"Y-Yes, let's do that," Aisha said.
Naden nodded. "Roger that."
"Isn't that kind of unfair?!" I cried.
While we were talking, Julius, Jirukoma, and Lauren came over.
When Ludwin noticed Julius, he put on a grim face.
In the battle of the forces of the Elfrieden Kingdom and Principality of
Amidonia facing off near Van, Ludwin had been commander-in-chief of the
kingdom's forces, and Julius had participated as a top commander alongside
Gaius VIII. These two, it could be said, had directly fought one another.
"Sir Julius Amidonia," Ludwin said in almost a whisper, and Julius
extended his hand.
"The Amidonia name now belongs to Roroa alone. It's just Julius now,
Sir Ludwin Arcs of the kingdom's Royal Guard."
"You know of me?" Ludwin asked.
"I took command on the front line in place of my father during that
battle. I remember the name of the one I fought. Your command was solid,
and I could find no place to break it apart. I thought you were quite a
difficult opponent."
"I see now," Ludwin said slowly. "The reason we couldn't break the
principality's forces, even with their low morale, was because you were
there."
Ludwin and Julius exchanged a firm handshake. There was none of the
awkwardness I had felt meeting Julius again. That was likely because they
held something as common as warriors who oversaw commanding troops.
Besides, Ludwin was an affable young man, so it was hard to dislike
him.
"I've heard about your exploits from His Majesty," Ludwin said. "He
said something about the Lastanian royal family entrusting you with the
command of their armies, and you breaking through the encirclement with
only 3,000 troops. I couldn't be more reassured to have you on our side."
"No, that was only possible with the Dratroopers' assistance," Julius
said. "Besides, Lastania's soldiers alone will not be enough to exterminate
the tens of thousands of lizardmen that are no doubt on the other side of that
river. I am keenly grateful for your assistance."
"Indeed," Ludwin said, nodding. "Let us overcome this crisis together."
Suddenly, an energetic voice broke in. "Brother!"
For a moment, I thought it was Roroa, but she didn't tend to address her
brother quite that way. Looking in the direction the voice came from,
Jirukoma's little sister Komain was rushing over.
Behind her was Poncho, who was in charge of managing logistics, and
the head maid who was assigned to be his assistant, Serina.
Komain ran straight to Jirukoma. "Brother! Thank goodness you're all
right!"
The appearance of the sister he had left behind in the Kingdom of
Friedonia made Jirukoma's eyes bulge wide. "Komain?! What are you
doing here?!"
"King Souma arranged it. I've come together with the man I now serve."
"The man you now serve?"
"Sir Poncho."
With that said, Komain went to stand beside Poncho, who was slowly
walking over.
Poncho placed his right hand on top of his head, bowing repeatedly to
Jirukoma. "I-It's been too long, Sir Jirukoma. Komain has been helping me
a lot as my assistant, yes."
"Oh, you were the one she wanted to serve with, Sir Poncho? We are in
your debt for the food you gave us refugees in our time of need. If my little
sister can be of help to you, please, work her hard."
"No, I couldn't do that..." Poncho said nervously.
"Don't worry. Sir Poncho is too considerate to do that to another
person," said the woman in the maid uniform who was standing opposite
Komain.
Jirukoma looked at that woman who was wearing a maid uniform
despite being in a war zone. He cocked his head to the side. "Who might
you be? Are you Sir Poncho's maid?"
"I am Serina, the head of the castle's maids. It's an honor to make your
acquaintance."
Serina lifted the hem of her maid uniform's long skirt and curtsied.
"My mistress is Princess Liscia, but for various reasons I now act as an
assistant to Sir Poncho. Ah, yes... You may think of me as a colleague of
Madam Komain's."
"You're...colleagues?" Jirukoma asked, taken aback.
Well, strictly speaking, it was less that they were colleagues, and more
that they'd both been entranced by the food Poncho made, but a capable
woman like Serina was never going to give off any hint of that.
Komain noticed the woman in armor standing awkwardly behind her
older brother. "Brother? Who is that woman?"
"Oh, I forgot to introduce you. This is Madam Lauren, the captain of the
soldiers in the Kingdom of Lastania, where I now reside. Madam Lauren,
this is my little sister. Her name is Komain. And this is Sir Poncho of the
Kingdom of Friedonia, who has been taking care of her, and Madam
Serina."
Then Jirukoma pushed Lauren forward and introduced her to everyone.
Lauren's face was a little tense as she saluted the three of them. She
seemed flustered by the sight of Komain. "I-I'm Captain Lauren. You're Sir
Jirukoma's sister? S-Sir Jirukoma is always helping me..."
Poncho and Jirukoma probably assumed she was just feeling shy to be
meeting someone new, but Komain and Serina knew exactly what was
going on.
Komain asked Serina in a hushed voice, "Um... Serina. What do you
think about this?"
"I don't know what else there is to think. It's exactly what you're
imagining, isn't it?"
I knew it, Komain thought as her shoulders slumped. It seemed this
Lauren woman had a thing for Jirukoma. In which case, one thing
concerned her. "Do you think my brother has noticed her feelings?"
"I would suspect not," Serina whispered. "Look, he has the same
expression as Poncho, like he's looking out for a girl who's younger than
him."
"Ahh... There's no way he's noticed then." Komain scratched at her
cheek.
She had no intention of inserting herself into her brother's love life, but
it was going to be awkward having to deal with his partner as his younger
sister. That said, Lauren didn't seem like a bad person, so Komain gave the
tense female soldier an awkward smile.
"Um... I'm sorry. It seems you're doing a lot for my brother."
"Oh, not at all! If anything, he's the one who's always helping me. Sir
Jirukoma has saved me on countless occasions," Lauren said, blushing.
Ohh...she's got it bad, Komain understood. And seeing how big a crush
the woman had on her brother, his utter lack of self-awareness about it
started to irritate her as a fellow woman.
Komain deliberately put on a charming smile. "I see you and my brother
are close. Are you two in love, maybe?"
"I-In love?! No, we're not, um..." Lauren was clearly unsettled and
started fidgeting. She may have looked like the dashing warrior type, but
the way her actions were oddly maidenly was cute.
However, as for Mr. Clueless...
"What's this, out of nowhere?" Jirukoma exclaimed. "Isn't that rude to
Madam Lauren? We have no such relationship."
He didn't get it at all. Komain could see why Lauren was a little
depressed.
"You're the rude one here, Brother," she informed him.
"Huh? What do you mean?"
Komain wanted to explain it until he got a clue, but she just barely
managed to bite her tongue and hold back. If she pointed it out herself, she
would be causing trouble for Lauren.
Serina whispered in Komain's ear, "I see the situation is quite inte... No,
I mean troubling."
"Did you just start to say interesting?!"
"With these sorts of gentlemen, you must be direct, or it will never get
through to them. So why don't we have Madam Lauren come right out and
say it?"
"You might be right, but...do you think she'll plainly reveal her
feelings?"
"Oh, that's simple." The corners of Serina's lips turned up. It was only a
slight smile, but it was like a glimpse of her inner sadist.
While Lauren was still looking happy about being asked if she and
Jirukoma were in love, Serina said casually, "Madam Lauren, how many
children are you hoping to have with Sir Jirukoma?"
"Three!"
It was an instant response. She must have thought about their future
together in great detail.
The area instantly went quiet, and Jirukoma's eyes were wide with
surprise.
"M-Madam Lauren..."
"...Ah!"
Brought her back to her senses, Lauren instantly turned a bright shade of
red as she realized she'd slipped up.
"Uwah...ah..."
With her face red all the way down to her neck, Lauren's eyes filled with
tears as she uttered ill-formed words. Then, in the next moment, she bolted
like a startled hare and ran away.
As Jirukoma stared dazedly at her back, Komain asked him, "Brother,
do you understand which of us was the rude one now?"
"Ahh... Ah! No, but..."
Now it was Jirukoma's turn to panic. No matter how clueless he might
be, he had surely realized how she felt now. Well, not so much realized as
had been told the answer.
In exasperation, Komain asked, "So, how do you feel, Brother? How
likely is it that I am going to have to call that person Sister?"
"I find Madam Lauren...desirable," he admitted slowly. "However, I
remain in this land for the dream of retaking our homeland. I couldn't form
a family..."
"I see... So that's the reason..."
It seemed Jirukoma's unawareness of her feelings had been not simply
because he was clueless about such things, but also because in his role
commanding the refugee volunteer soldiers who dreamed of returning
home, he had put his own needs second, or even third. Then...
"Hmph. What's the harm?" Julius slapped Jirukoma on the back. "There
are other refugee volunteers who've made families in this country. If you
have a fondness for Captain Lauren, why not respond to her feelings?"
Then Julius smirked.
Jirukoma was shocked. "I can't believe this, Julius. Do you have a
grudge against me for teasing you about Princess Tia?!"
"Oh, no, I'm simply returning the words you gave to me. 'It seems it's
time to pay the piper, Jirukoma. Congratulations. Well, it was simply a
matter of time, anyway.'"
"Grrr..."
Jirukoma could say nothing in response. At last, after everyone urged
him to give up on ignoring her, he did so, and chased after Captain Lauren.
I watched the whole exchange in silence, thinking, Talking about settling
down with a family when you're on the battlefield is a death flag, so stop!
I seriously started wondering if I should have Jirukoma keep a pocket
watch over her chest, but in this world, it was mostly sword wounds and the
like, so maybe chain mail was better.
Well, leaving Jirukoma and Lauren to sort themselves out, what I had to
deal with right now was the lizardmen across the river.
"Ludwin, do we know what the situation across the river is?" I asked.
"Yes. According to reports from our wyvern cavalry scouts, there are
about 50,000 lizardmen amassed across the river. We've also confirmed
various other species of monster. It seems many of the monsters can fly,"
Ludwin reported.
50,000 lizardmen and countless other monsters... That was a lot. We had
60,000 regulars, and the wyvern cavalry was with us for air power. If we
threw the whole army at them, they would never lose to the lizardmen, who
had no concept of strategy or formation. However, there was the issue of
geography.
"Them being a large force across a river is a problem," I said. "Just like
how they can only cross the shallows in small numbers, we can't have our
whole army cross at once either, right?"
"You're right... If we send small groups one after another to establish a
beachhead, the vanguard will be surrounded. That would increase casualties
on our side. We could have the wyvern cavalry provide bombing support,
but..."
"No, we shouldn't do that," Julius interjected. He must have been
listening to us. "If we attack from just one direction, the enemies that have
gathered here for us will scatter. If they are divided, the area damaged will
expand that much more, and the time to put them down will be extended.
Can we find some way to exterminate that pack in one stroke?"
"You say that, but..." I scratched my head.
I understood what Julius was saying, but to wipe them out quickly, we
would need to get a large number of soldiers across the river fast. Inside our
own country, there were many transportations on the table like the
Rhinosaurus Train or the Roroa Maru, but this was a foreign land. We had
limited options.
"The Dabicon is a major river, right? If we scrape some boats together,
can't we get them across at once?"
"No, we can't use large ships in a shallow river like this," Julius said.
"It's not realistic to have 60,000 men cross in smaller ships, either."
"In that case, how about tying together small boats to create a bridge..."
I began. "Wait, we'd need to get a rope to the other side of the river first."
Julius and I both wracked our brains, but nothing good came out of it.
It seemed there was only one man we could count on. I turned to
Ludwin, who had returned.
"Did Hakuya have any directions for you?" I asked.
Our last resort was the country's bag of wisdom, Hakuya Kwonmin the
Black-robed Prime Minister. I had been giving detailed reports on our
situation here to the main body of reinforcements and Parnam Castle via
messenger kui. That was because I figured that if he was aware of our
situation, clever Hakuya would come up with some countermeasure.
Ludwin nodded. "Yes. The prime minister came up with an effective
plan based on the information you sent him, sire. The people we will need
for this plan have already been sent too."
That was Hakuya for you, always quick. But what was this about people
we'd need?
"Who are we talking about here?"
Ludwin began, "That would be..."
"Hehe! It's me, sire."
I turned toward the seductive voice that had suddenly addressed me, and
there was a blue-haired beauty.
For a moment, I thought it might be Juna, but unlike Juna, this woman
had antlers sprouting from her temples, she wore a kimono-like outfit which
was open to reveal her ample cleavage, and a reptilian tail that was similar
to Naden's slithered out from her rear end.
"Excel?!" I exclaimed, letting out a cry of surprise at her unexpected
arrival.
It was Excel Walter, Juna's grandmother and the Commander-in-Chief
of the National Defense Force.
She giggled happily covering her mouth with a fan. "Oh, my, sire. You'll
be marrying Juna soon, won't you? You can call me Mother instead of
Excel, you know?"
"No, but wouldn't I be calling you grandmother...?"
"Did you say something, Your Ma-je-sty?"
"Nope, not a word, Mom."
I immediately raised the white flag at her intimidating smile. Nothing
good would come from pissing this lady off after all. It could get pretty
nasty.
I cleared my throat, then started afresh. "So, why are you here, Excel? I
ordered you to defend the kingdom while I was away, didn't I?
"The Prime Minister asked me to. My powers are needed, so he asked
me to join up with you. Don't you worry, once the battle here is over and
done with, I'll nip right on back to the kingdom."
Saying that, Excel wearily turned her shoulders in circles. "Honestly
now, both you and the Prime Minister are so rough on your elders."
"I'm sure you'd get mad if I treated you like an elder..."
"Well, I don't mind poking fun at myself, but I won't let anyone else say
it."
"Oh, I see..."
Well, the fact that a wise and experienced general like Excel had come
bearing a plan from Hakuya was something to be happy about in this
situation. I'd just been drawing a blank myself after all.
Excel put her arms around me from the front, pressing her body up
against mine. "Hehe! Now that I'm here, you have nothing to worry about."
"Too close too close too close!"
This was way closer than family were allowed to get, you know?!
While everyone was watching, it was super awkward to have the younglooking and buxom Excel making a move on me like this. Ludwin and
Julius's stares hurt.
While I was thinking that, Excel suddenly moved away. Just as I was
feeling relieved...
The next instant, bzzap, a blue flash shot past my head.
When I turned back, Naden had an angry face and all her hairs were
standing on end. There were so many sparks flying around her, it was clear
at a glance that she was pretty mad.
Then the next thing I knew, someone grabbed me by both hands, and I
was pulled back.
I stumbled back two, three steps, and there were Aisha and Roroa, each
holding one of my arms.
"Duchess Walter! That's enough fooling around!" Aisha shouted.
"Darn straight it is. Just 'cause Big Sis Cia and Big Sis Juna aren't
around doesn't mean you can go makin' eyes at Darlin'."
"The next one will hit," Naden snarled as she hugged me over the
shoulder from behind. Maybe because of the electricity, my hairs were all
standing on end. It was pretty scary to hear it crackle next to my ears.
Seeing my fiancées' reactions, Excel laughed even more happily. "Hehe!
Your desperation is so cute."
"Please, don't mess with my fiancées," I begged.
"Oh, my, isn't it nice I stir things up and help you reconfirm your love
for each other on such a regular basis?"
"We haven't gotten tired of each other, so all you're doing is making me
uneasy."
"I see you have troublesome relatives too," Julius said.
Even Julius was looking at me with sympathy... Now I was just getting
sad.
Maybe she was satisfied with the response we'd given her, because
Excel opened her fan and cheerily said, "Now, sire, I'm the best help you
could ask for. How about we start the meeting on how we'll eliminate those
lizards across the river right away?"
...Honestly, this lady sure was having a riot in life.