Chapter 40 - Palmasque

[Roxanne]

[Current Character Levels & Equipment] :

[Job] :

Beast Warrior Lv.24

[Equipment] :

Scimitar

Leather Helmet

Leather Jacket

Leather Gloves

Leather shoes

The morning of the next day. I can definitely say that I did not manage to have a good

night's rest, but for all the right reasons. The main culprit behind my sleepless night

was the fact that I have spent it all on enjoying the service offered to me by the two

beauties clad in maid uniforms. The busty and seductive maid was servicing me from

the left, and the petite but eager one was servicing me from the right. I fully enjoyed

the service of the two maids showering me in affection, fully reveling in the fact that I

was living the dream that most guys in the world can only dream of without any

prospects at ever seeing their fantasies come true. That was the best! The ultimately

supreme experience where I got to screw my servants to my heart's content while they

kept on moaning for more as they were doing everything that I told them to.

Afterwards we had a late dinner, which was then followed by me equipping Sex Maniac

as my First Job so that I could enjoy having sex with the two of them even more until

all three of us passed out from exhaustion when we could not lift our bodies and their

lower halves anymore.

I woke up in the morning of the next day at the usual early hours, most likely because

it has become such a routine thing to do that both my body and mind already got used

to it, and because of that, I did not get nearly as much sleep as I should have gotten

myself in order to feel properly rested. And to be honest, right now I am seriously

worried about going to the Labyrinth while being sleep deprived, because the fatigue

that I have accumulated since yesterday was still with me, and even though I wanted

to go in order not to make any unnecessary breaks in the daily farming cycle unless I

really had to, my mind and reason were telling me that even though I might seriously

consider it, it would not be good to enter such a dangerous place as the Labyrinth with

a tired body that would be slower and much less responsive than usual.

Oh, but please, do not misunderstand what I am saying right now. Everything is alright

with my health, it is just that the amount of sleep that I should have gotten for myself

was insufficient, as a result of which I felt incredibly groggy, my body felt heavy and

all of my thinking processes seemed to be dulled, and I was feeling as if I was about to

fall unconscious at any moment now.

I carefully checked on Roxanne and Sherry, but neither of them seemed to be

displaying the same kind of symptoms that I did, which means that they two of them

were probably all right despite everything that we did yesterday.

Now, the reasonable thing to do here would be to not go to the Labyrinth and catch

myself some much needed zzz's so that I would stop feeling like a walking corpse on

the verge of decomposing, but just like I said before on a number of occasions, I feel

that I cannot do things like not going to the Labyrinths just because of some cheap

excuse, because if I do it once, I will probably do it a second time, after a second time

there will be a third one, and the numbers of days where I did not go to the Labyrinths

will continue to pile up so much that ultimately I will stop going there altogether

because of my own laziness and I absolutely do not want that to happen, so even if I

do not really feel like it right now, I decided to go to the Labyrinth for the morning bit

of exploration after all. It is okay. Everything is going to be fine, just as long as I will

remember to pay careful attention to my surroundings and pay even more attention

to the movements of the monsters that are going to be engaging us in battle.

We went to the Labyrinth like normal, and the first enemy we happened upon was an

NT Ant, which I managed to defeat with my tried and true strategy of shooting it in the

face with three shots of "Water Ball". All right, so far, so good. First battle is done and

everything seems to be all right with me, as I did not notice any kind of drops in my

performance just now, so we proceeded to go through Quratar's Labyrinth's ninth

floor until we reached a small room.

"Look master, a treasure chest!"

When we entered that small room, I saw that the ground in its center was slightly

raised. Yeah, this is definitely a treasure chest. It has been quite a while since I last saw

it.

"Wait, wait, wait!"

I know that this is a tempting sight, but we must not be impatient. So as Roxanne was

about to poke the mound of earth with her Scimitar, I rushed towards her and pulled

her back with a panicked movement. Why did she try to do that?! I thought that we

made it clear numerous times that when we see things like that we must not rush

towards them blindly and without thinking, because this might be a cleverly disguised

trap. The only time and circumstances where we are allowed to be rush, reckless and

forceful is in the evenings when we are having sex on the bed!

Could it be that Roxanne is just as severely sleep deprived as I am, and that is what

made her act so carelessly? Maybe our yesterday's activities really left her as

exhausted as I was, and she also could not get enough sleep because of our routine

where we are waking up even before the sunrise so that we could go to the Labyrinths

to farm monsters for their Drop Items before breakfast? If it really is like that, then she

should have just told that to me, and then we definitely would not have come here,

instead taking this opportunity to have ourselves another day of rest that we

apparently both needed quite desperately.

Not to mention that there is a chance that this is not an actual treasure chest, but a

cleverly disguised Mimic, so we should be very careful as we approach it.

I put my Wand away, and pulled out Durandal instead.

"Master, what are you doing?"

"Preparing myself just in case that this chest turns out to be a Mimic. You ready,

Roxanne?"

After giving Sherry a short explanation and taking my battle-ready stance, I gave

Roxanne a small nod, and she nodded back at me. Now, if this supposed treasure chest

tries anything funny, it is going to be so surprised when instead of feasting on the flesh

of an idiot Adventurer who was dumb enough to approach it without any precautions,

it is going to have its teeth shattered to pieces by Durandal's blade.

"Uhm, master? I know that you are always wary and careful when it comes to the

Labyrinths and its traps and monsters, but I think you can rest easy this time, because

I do not think that Mimics are going to be appearing on the lower floors of the

Labyrinths, and even if they were, the chance of running into one on the ninth floor

would be truly miniscule."

"Really? You think so?"

"Yes. There is not that much information available about them, but from what is indeed

known, it does not seem like they appear on the first ten floors of the Labyrinths, most

likely because the lower floors are the place where there is not that many treasure

chests. If I were to hazard a guess as to where they would start making their

appearances, then it would probably be floors from twelfth and above, because that is

the point that separates rookie Adventurers from the experienced ones, which is

mirrored by the appearances of treasure chests being much more frequent from that

point onward, and these are the chests that have a random chance of them not being

a treasure chest, but a Mimic monster. And on top of that, some Adventurers even

reported encountering them in the Floor Boss' Boss Rooms disguised as treasure

chests, so they can not only appear as a regular enemy, but as a substitute of a regular

Floor Boss as well."

So it can also work like that, huh? From my knowledge of video games from my time

back on earth, I happen to possess a vague understanding of how Mimics work.

.

I know that Mimic is a type of monster that possesses the ability to shapeshift its body

into another animate or inanimate object or creature and that this is its main gimmick

that it uses to catch the unsuspecting prey off guard before devouring them when they

least expect it, but I would never have expected that they can also appear in the Boss

Rooms instead of their regular Floor Bossess!

Does that mean that the Floor Boss version of a Mimic is going to be stronger than a

regular one, or is there no distinction between the two and both of them are the same

in terms of their Stats and power? I do not know the answers to those questions and

it seems very unlikely that we are going to get them in the near future, but while

Sherry was explaining all of that to me, Roxanne went and thrusted her Scimitar into

the mound of earth that was hiding the treasure chest. When she did that, the entire

mound was cut open right down the middle...

And what spilled forward out of it was a bunch of silver coins.

"Look master, silver coins!"

"Y-Yeah, those are the silver coins all right."

In total, there were thirteen silver coins, which was the equivalent of thirteen hundred

Nars. It is a relatively small amount of money, but it is nice to have it nonetheless, since

we can always use it to do some minor shopping.

It is a shame that there was not any more of it, but I guess that is as much as we can

possibly expect from the treasure chests on the lower floors, so there is little else to

do right now than to graciously accept what we found and move on.

Inside of the Labyrinths, which are basically living organisms that feed off of

Adventurers, what is commonly referred to as treasure chests are the mounds of earth

that contain either equipment or things from the Item Box of Adventurers who were

unfortunate enough to die from the hands of monsters while they were exploring the

Labyrinth.

And since we got thirteen solver coins from this treasure chest, then I wonder if the

one who was the owner of this money was a Lv.13 Explorer, since the size of the

Explorer's Item Box and the amount of money that they can hold inside of it is entirely

dependent on the Explorer's Level. I received the coins from Roxanne while offering a

silent prayer for the soul of the money's former owner.

"All right, since I already have it out, then I might as well use my sword to fight the

monsters here for a while."

I said to Roxanne and Sherry after we left the small room and continued our

exploration of the ninth floor. Since I have used a fair bit of MP, then I might as well

use Durandal to recover it, seeing as I already have it out and about.

As usual, Roxanne was leading our forward advance, guiding us with her superior

sense of smell. And after a short while, what she guided us to was a chamber where

we happened upon a group of four NT Ants. A group made out entirely of these guys,

huh? Well, this might be slightly problematic, since now the three of us are going to be

facing a group of four monsters who not only have a numbers advantage over us, but

all of them can poison us with their attacks as well.

"Here they come!"

"All, right, let us do this! Here we go!"

First of all, I swung Durandal at the leftmost NT Ant.

I parried its incoming attack and then made my own counterattack swing to counter

its counter. The NT Ant on the left side got defeated easily. With one of the enemies

out of the picture, I moved on to face the NT Ant that Sherry was fighting with.

Taking advantage of the tunnel vision that the enemy had which made it focus its

attention entirely on Sherry and no one else, I sneak my way behind its back and then

attacked it with the element of surprise backing me up.

In the meantime, an orange magic circle lit up beneath the NT Ant that was in the

center. That is a sign that this NT Ant was about to unleash its Skill. In that moment, I

remembered that Sherry told me that the Skill possessed by the NT Ant allows it to

shoot poison over large distances, which makes it quite dangerous, so I quickly turned

around and extended my body and sword-wielding arm towards that NT Ant in the

center and swung Durandal horizontally in order to reach that NT Ant in time with my

attack.

This is definitely a bad position that leaves me wide open and vulnerable to attacks,

but if I want to stop that NT Ant from using its Skill, then this is the risk that I have to

take, whether I like it or not. Thankfully, Durandal's blade manages to reach the

monster's body and come into contact with it just in time for its "Chant Interruption"

Skill to kick into effect, cancelling the NT Ants Skill activation. Haha, too bad for you,

you stupid ant! No spitting poison for you today!

I was feeling relieved and quite satisfied with myself... But then I felt sharp pain in

my right leg. And when I looked down to see what was wrong with it, I noticed that

one of the remaining NT Ants managed to deliver a blow to my right thigh.

Damn it! Which one?! Which one was it?! Looking around in a small panic attack, I

finally noticed it. It was the rightmost NT Ant, one of the two that were now left

behind. Taking advantage of the fact that we were distracted with fighting against its

other two companions, it made its way behind me and attacked in the moment when

I let my guard down, because I never expected that I am going to be sneak attacked by

a monster when I was the one who sneak attacked one of them literally not a minute

before!

But that is not the worst thing about it. The worst thing about it is that I can feel the

impact of that one attack, or rather, its effects that it is having on me now not only in

the place that has been attacked, but throughout my entire goddamn body, and it is

causing me to feel quite a strong shock. What exactly was that attack just now if it

ended up causing me so much pain even with the "Plating" Skill active, which was

supposed to protect me from the enemy attacks!

I do not understand it! Even though the wound itself does not look all that bad, the

pain that I am feeling right now is horrible and unlike anything that I have ever felt

before... of my fucking God, and… And apparently this shit is just keep on spreading!

Khh... ghhh... Uwaaaah!

The shock that I am feeling right now reaches my heart, straining it to the brink and

the limits of its endurance! Yes, it is more of a shock than an actual pain, the shock that

feels as if something was grabbing directly onto my heart and kept on squeezing it

repeatedly in tandem with its increasing heartbeat.

This… This might actually be the worst kind of feeling that I felt ever since I have

arrived in this world. And I really mean it. Nothing else can possibly compare to this:

not the pain of being smacked with the branches of a Needlewood. Not being scared

and confused after finding myself on the receiving end of Green Caterpillar's Web Spit

Skill.

Not the horror of a Kobold grabbing onto his rusty knife with that demonic Smirk on

its oversized head. Not having my finger injured by a Mino's horn when I was a few

seconds too slow to didge its attack properly, and definitely not being splashed to the

face with a Needlewood's "Water Ball" Spell when I discovered that even Needlewoods

will be capable of using magic attacks if only their level is going to be high enough.

Yup, this is like... at least a hundred times worse than all of the above feelings

combined into one, no two ways about it!

" "Master! Are you... What is..." "

Sherry and Roxanne seem to be saying something to me, but to be honest, I cannot

hear them all that well anymore, because my head is getting filled with that dull, highpitched noise that seems to be muffling out every sound that is being registered by my

ears.

This is bad. This is really, really dangerous. I do not know what is happening to me,

but I cannot just stand here and take it like a little bitch!

.

I swing Durandal to my left in an attempt to absorb some HP, hoping that it would

make me feel just a little bit better...

However, even though the hit probably connected, I do not feel like my condition has

improved at all. In fact, I think it might have actually worsened, because I started to

break out in a cold sweat.

Yeah, the shocks are definitely getting bigger and more intense. Why? Why is this

happening to me? I do not understand! Somebody, anybody, please! Help me

understand what is going on with me right now!

I am desperately clutching at my chest as I collapse down onto my knees, hurting them

against the hard, stony floor of the Labyrinth. It is getting harder and harder for me to

endure the pain that I am feeling right now.

Even my head feels like it has been hit by a major earthquake that continued to rumble

inside of it without any intentions of stopping anytime soon.

The trembling and the shivers do not want to stop. They are clinging onto me without

the slightest intentions of letting go of me. I cannot think straight anymore. I am

starting to feel delirious and I probably have a fever, but I am not really sure about

that, because every sensation that I am feeling right now begins to coalesce into a

single mess of signals that my brain is trying to decode all at once and it is utterly

failing at it.

"X X X X X X! X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X! X X X X X X!!!"

Sherry rushes to my side and says something, but I cannot understand what she is

saying anymore.

All my nerves are feeling as if they have been set on fire by that shock. Pain that I am

feeling and how much it hurts: those are the only two things that I am capable of

thinking right about now. I cannot bring myself to think about anyone else, because if

I try to do that it just ends in me feeling even worse than I am already feeling.

For some bizarre reason, Sherry's face is approaching me. Why? Why is she doing that?

As these thoughts bumped into my head, she pressed her lips against mine really

tightly. She extends her tongue moves it into my mouth. Sherry, for the love of fuck,

what the hell are you doing in the middle of the battle? We are in the Labyrinth here,

where there is no time for such displays of affection.

Nevertheless, I accepted her, even though I cannot possibly comprehend the reason

for why would she be doing something like that. I just opened my mouth and allowed

her into my mouth, sucking on her tongue with my own, just like I always do.

Her tongue is soft, slimy and gentle as usual... but then something rolled off of it and

found its way into my mouth. I do not know what that is, but it definitely does not feel

like a part of Sherry's tongue. Or maybe a part of it has fallen of due to the enemy's

attack as well? I do not know, but I do know that whatever that thing is, it is

obstructing my mouth, making it even more difficult for me to breathe than it already

was. I swallowed it to remove this obstacle to my breathing, and then I continued to

be glued to Sherry's mouth.

I twirled my own tongue around Sherry's tongue that keeps on entering and leaving

my mouth over and over again as I twirled, clung, and sucked on it. It tastes so good

that it is making me forget about anything else that is currently happening around me,

even the shock that I was feeling and the impact it was having on my body. In fact, I

feel like all of these unpleasant feelings that I was slowly drowning in are subsiding

right now, because Sherry's kiss is acting like a tranquilizer on me, gradually making

me feel better as the shock continued to decrease little by little.

It feels as if the burden and weight on my whole body have been removed. I do not feel

any pain anymore, the dullness in my limbs disappeared and the heavy clouds and fog

that have been messing with my mind have finally cleared up as well. It feels like my

heart has been released by whatever was grabbing it, and I could not be happier about

it, because that feeling was truly unbearable, and I do not think that I would have been

able to resist it for much longer. The burning in my entire body is gone, the trembling

of my limbs has stopped and I do not feel this overwhelming sense of dread and fear

anymore and my thoughts are back where they belong: firmly in my head.

What the fuck was that? What in the world just happened to me? And what was I doing

just now?

"Master! Are you alright now?! How do you feel?! Master, please, answer me!"

When Sherry finally separated her mouth from mine, she bombarded me with a series

of questions with an extremely worried expression, but thankfully now that this awful

feeling was gone from my body I could hear what she was saying to me clearly.

"Oh… y-yes, I… I feel fine now, I guess. Anyway, what happened to me just now, and

what did you do to make me feel better?"

"I fed you the Anti Poison Medicine with a direct mouth-to-mouth method because

you have been poisoned by the NT Ant's attack and in your current condition there

was no way to give the medicine to you otherwise, because you might have ended up

hurting yourself."

I see. So Sherry did that for me because I was poisoned.

Wait. Poison? Ahh, I see, I get it now. So I was actually poisoned by an attack of that NT

Ant that managed to score a sneak attack on me, and that is what caused me to feel

this awful shock all over my body. Come to think of it, that dreadful sensation definitely

had a "poisonous"feeling to it, because I felt as if something was continuously eroding

on my body, melting and eating through it from the inside. It was both unbelievably

strong and tremendously terrifying, and if I was left without a proper care for just a

little while longer, then I am positive that I would have definitely died, so I feel grateful

to Sherry for her quick thinking and the immediate decision to jump into action as

soon as she saw that something was not right with me... but now is not the time to

be thinking about that! Now that my mind is cleared, I can finally assess my situation

properly, and the conclusion could have been only one: we are still in the middle of

combat, and there are still two NT Ants left to deal with, and when I looked around my

surroundings, I saw that Roxanne was fighting the other two, and she was dodging

their attacks perfectly. Great, this is exactly the opening that I needed!

I quickly got up and attacked the nearest NT Ant with Durandal.

Since it is blindly charging towards Roxanne, I moved in and slashed at it from the side

for maximum effectiveness. My body is still feeling somewhat heavy, but with each

consecutive blow, I feel like the burden on my body is being lifted little by little, so it

would seem that the damage done to me by the poison can be easily recovered with

Durandal's "HP absorption" Skill, so these guys will not be a problem as long as I beat

them with Durandal.

And just like that, the remaining two NT Ants have been annihilated in a matter of two

minutes.

"Master, are you alright?!"

When the battle was over, Roxanne also immediately rushed to me to check up on my

condition since she could not afford to do it while we were still in the middle of the

battle.

"I am all right now, and I am sorry to have caused you to worry, Roxanne. Now, let us

go back to that small room we were in a little while ago."

I do not think there is a anything wrong with me anymore, but just to be on the safe

side I should thoroughly confirm my physical condition, so we picked the Poison

Needles that the defeated NT Ants left behind when they died and return to the small

room where we found the treasure chest.

"Okay, we should be safe from any potential monster attacks here."

"You girls saved my backside back there. Thank you, both of you. Roxanne, you kept

the last two monsters at bay, which allowed Sherry to treat my condition without any

interruptions. Thank you, thank you both so very much."

.

If it was not for the two of them, then I would not be able to deal with that poison at

all on my own, probably because it was my first time dealing with something like that

and I was taken by surprise. That is why the thought that I might have been poisoned

never even crossed my head and I ended up not taking the antidote, thinking that what

was happening to me was just an aftereffect of a regular attack from the NT Ant. If I

was alone in here and the same thing happened to me, then I definitely would have

been done for, that is how dangerous of a status ailment Poison is. Well, I guess this is

just one more reminder for me that the Labyrinths are truly dangerous placed that

have to be taken seriously at all times unless you want to end up dead like I would

have been if it was not for Roxanne's ability to stall the last two enemies and Sherry's

timely intervention.

"Thank you, master, but there is no need for you to thank us. After all, we only did what

was natural for loyal slaves to do: save our master al all costs!"

"Y-Yes, exactly what Miss Roxanne says!"

Roxanne puffs up her chest with pride, while Sherry turned her face away from me in

embarrassment. Honestly, I cannot blame her for doing that, not at all. I mean, she

basically had to administer the Anti Poison Medicine to with a mouth-to-mouth

method, which is a wholly different source of embarrassment than the one coming

from your regular kissing.

"But, I wanted to do it as well, and Sherry got to do this twice now."

Roxanne muttered in a quiet, barely audible voice. At first I did not know what she was

talking about, but then it clicked with me. She was talking about that one time when

Sherry was all out of MP after she fused a Copper Sword of Obstruction for me as the

very first item in her Master Smith career and I had no other choice but to feed her the

MP Recovery Medicine via mouth-to-mouth method because otherwise she might

have ended up hurting herself in her depressed state caused by the MP deficit. So if

we count that as the first time, then I guess that this really is our second time doing

something like this.

"Do you want to drink some water while we take a little break? I think we all deserve

it, so get your cups out."

"Of course!"

I take a small tub out from my backpack, and fill it with water with my "Water Wall"

Spell.

"Roxanne?"

"Yes, master?"

"I am still a bit sore from that earlier battle and I cannot move around as much as I

would want to, so can you give me some water mouth-to-mouth?"

I asked Roxanne, and she happily nodded while holding her cup of water close to her

chest.

Later, after we left the Labyrinth, I made my way to the Adventurer's Guild on my own.

The poison is all gone from my body now, my mind is crystal clear and there are no

uncomfortable feelings hindering my functioning whatsoever, so I guess that goes to

show that these Medicine Pills really do work and they are not just an advert aimed at

novice Adventurers to buy them from the Guilds in large quantities only to discover

that they are pretty lackluster, all things considered. Also, thanks to Durandal's "HP

Absorption" Skill I have fully recovered all of my lost health as well, so I was completely

healed, both in my body and my spirit. The time has come to resume my trip to prepare

us for going to Palmasque, so I warped and visited more Adventurer's Guilds in other

cities.

Today, I reached the town of Zabir.

According to what Sherry said, this town is supposed to be situated on the very border

of the Empire, and it is from here that we would be going to Palmasque next, so I went

to the Notice board in Zabir's Adventurer's Guild in order to compare ads and posters

with the notes that Sherry prepared for me.

However, nothing that was written and posted on the entire message board looked

even remotely like the letters that should spell the word "Palmasque".

"Excuse me! I want to go to Palmasque from here. Can you tell me how can I do that?"

"We go to Palmasque three times a day: In the morning, at noon and in the evening.

The price is five silver coins per person. The morning transfer has already departed,

so the next one is scheduled for noon, which means that there are still four more hours

before it becomes available."

I asked one of the Adventurers, who was stationed in a place where usually all the

other Adventurers responsible for teleportation in other Guilds were standing, and

that is what he told me in response. However, since there was no clock in the

Adventurer's Guild, it would be difficult for me to tell if there was really morning, noon

or evening and I will be in trouble if there is going to be no one outside to confirm the

time from the position of the sun for me, so seeing as there was nothing else for me to

do here, I returned back home.

And when I did that, I immediately went outside to check on the position of the sun in

the sky.

Since Quratar was more to the west than Zabir was, the sun has just barely began to

emerge from beyond the horizon here, meaning that it was definitely earlier than in

Zabir. Judging by the exact position that the sun was in, I would say that it must have

been around six o'clock in the morning here, and since the Adventurer back at Zabir's

Adventurer's Guild told me that there was four more hours until noon, it has to mean

that in Zabir it was around eight o'clock, which would make the exact time difference

between Quratar and Zabir the one of approximately two hours.

Considering that there is a time difference even between Quratar and the Imperial

City, it looks the distance between them is not that big as I have initially thought, and

also that it might be a little more to the north or the south instead of the east.

In any case, the difference of two hours means they are most probably about 30

degrees in longitude apart, which is roughly one-twelfth of the total circumference of

the planet, assuming that the planet that this world is located in has exactly the same

characteristics that earth had. As for the cost of MP that had to be expended so that I

could move from Zabir to Quratar, it was so much that the amount of my total MP has

decreased considerably.

If so much of it has been expended for the trip to a town that was on the border of the

Empire, then I have to wonder if it is going to be possible for me to travel directly

between Quratar and Palmasque at this rate, because honestly, I highly doubt it.

But in that case, what is going to happen if it runs out in the middle teleportation? Will

it go into the negative value, resulting in an even stronger mental backlash than in the

case of it simply getting to zero? But if it is going to be like that, do I want to take a risk

and do so anyway, hoping that nothing too bad is going to happen to me? No, definitely

not.

Something like that would have been too much of a gamble even for me to risk. If my

current amount of MP is not going to be enough, then it is not going to be enough, and

that is that. There is no need for me to needlessly inflict unnecessary damage upon

myself if I can just try searching for some other way if it is going to be at all possible.

"Oh, you are back already, master? Have you taken care of everything that you wanted

to do? Or perhaps you forgot something and came back to pick it up?"

Roxanne talked to me when I went back to the house while feeling more then a little

depressed and dejected.

"No, I did not forget anything, and no, unfortunately I was not able to do anything that

I wanted to do just yet, because as it turns out I have to wait for another four hours to

do it, so I just came back here to confirm exactly what time it is and wait."

"Four hours? Then I will definitely let you know when that time passes, so you can

leave that up to me, master!"

.

As expected of Roxanne's body's inner clock. It would seem that I can always depend

on it, no matter what happens, for which I am extremely grateful to her, especially

since I cannot tell the exact time anyway. That being said, I cannot have absolute

certainty if her body's internal clock is going to be the most accurate thing in the world

too, but I feel like at this point there are not too many alternative that I can use, so I

guess that is going to have to suffice for now.

After I had myself some breakfast, I decided to pay a visit to the Merchant's Guild since

I had nothing better to do while I waited for the period of four hours to pass anyway.

While I was there, I went to see Luke, my broker in the Guild, and I bought the Green

Caterpillar Skill Crystal off of him. When the purchase has been finalized, he once

again offered me to have the item appraised at the Guild's temple for a small fee, but I

have already used my "Identify" Skill on it beforehand, just like I did with my previous

purchase that I got from him, the Mermaid Skill Crystal, so I already know that this

Green Caterpillar Skill Crystal is a genuine one and not a fake, so once again, I opted

for not choosing to have it verified at the Guild's temple. Like I was saying, as long as I

have my own "Identify", I do not need to pay money to others for something that I

might as well be doing myself.

When I returned to the waiting room of the Merchant Guild from upstairs where I was

meeting with Luke, I saw a familiar face of someone who I honestly did not expect to

see here at all.

It was Gozer, the leader of the Knight Order of Hartz Duchy, who was also an

exceptionally good-looking ikemen (TL Note: ikemen means pretty boy or men). Even

though he was just sitting there in the waiting room without doing anything in

particular, he was still looking like someone taken straight out of a damn painting, and

just as usual, he was emitting this overwhelming aura of authority that made everyone

else around him look small and insignificant in comparison to him.

And did I already mention that the guy is so good-looking that it should be made

criminal? Now, I know that Roxanne and Sherry are going to be one hundred percent

faithful to me because I am their master, but I do not want neither of them to see this

guy or be in his general vicinity at all, because if they saw that there are such goodlooking guys out there, I am afraid that it might have put some strange ideas into their

heads.

I wish that my worries were baseless and nothing more than the side effect of my

constant paranoia and insecurities, but back on earth I already saw that once goodlooking buff guys start hanging around girls, they are going to cause them to alter their

way of thinking and behaviors until they will devolve to such a degree that even the

smartest, most calm and collected of girls and women would start acting like little

more than a hormone-crazed, braindead morons that are not going to be able to put

one coherent sentence together as long as such a Chad Thundercock stays next to

them, which is why I sincerely wish all the worst and every possible misery imaginable

onto every ikemen, chad and good-looking guy in existence.

I do not care that I might be worrying for no reason, or that thinking like that and

harboring such a strong resentment towards the people who look better than me is

going to make me look like a complete and utter fool. Even if I am going to be branded

as an anxious fool much in the same vein as "The people of Qi who lament the heavens"

(TL Note: The Chinese state of Qi from the beginning of the Shang Dynasty (16th c. BCE)

was apparently very small in scale, as it is rarely mentioned in ancient Chinese

documents except to say that "its affairs are not worth mentioning." It is perhaps best

known as the inspiration for the popular Chinese idiom, Qǐ rényōu tiān, literally meaning, "Qi people lament heaven" or "the people of Qi worry about

the sky"), which is said to refer to the fact that the people of Qi often talked anxiously

about the sky falling down on their heads. The idiom is used when mocking a person's

needless anxiety over an impossible, inconsequential, or inevitable matter).

I just cannot help but to worry whenever pretty guys, or any guys at all start eyeing

Roxanne and Sherry. They are my slaves and would never think to betray me, or so I

would like to think, but the history of my old world has shown us time and time again

that nothing lasts forever. Empires may fall because of a single man or women, pillars

can be toppled down by a single crack formed at their base and sages can eventually

be led astray from their path towards enlightenment, so naturally the hearts of

Roxanne and Sherry might one day end up being swayed by some hot guy, but as long

as I draw breath I will not allow that to happen.

My harem has yet to fall, the pillar of my resolve to protect my girls from any squarejawed assholes is standing firmly still and I will not allow either them or myself to be

led astray! And that is precisely why I can declare these words with pride and

conviction: Fuck the ikemen and screw the chads! As far as I am concerned, they can

just go rot in a ditch and die!

Yes, die, pretty boys and good-looking lads! Go die! Die right now, and torment us

regular and average guys with your insufferable presence no longer!

"Oh, what a coincidence. Are you here for auction as well, Michio-sama?"

Fuck. Oh great, now that is just peachy. It seems that I have been noticed by Gozer. I

just hope that it was not because of all the curses that I have been directing towards

him and all the ikemen of the world in my mind.

If at all possible, I wanted to just ignore this guy and pay him as little attention as

possible... but there is just something about Gozer's refreshing smile and the way

that he carries himself that is simply not allowing me to ignore him even if I wanted

to.

"Not really. I came here today mainly to settle a few equipment related matters."

"I see. Well, that is one the most important things for a proper Adventurer to do, so I

commend your diligence."

Yeah, except for the fact that I am not a proper Adventurer, and I do not know if I am

ever going to be one, so take those pretty praises of yours and shove it up your

pretty...

"And what about you, Lord Gozer? What brings you here, all the way to Quratar today?"

I stepped forward in order to cover Sherry and Roxanne, who were following closely

behind me. I especially wanted to cover Sherry, because I did not want to have her look

at that guy. Thankfully, it turned out that Sherry was not even interested in the guy in

the slightest, because she went away from us in order to read through a couple of

booklets that seemed to have caught her attention. She seems to be more interested

in books than in good-looking men. Good, that is very good indeed. An attitude worthy

of the highest of praises, Sherry!

"Since a large portion of the duke's work includes socializing, I was sent here by him

today in order to acquire some Gift Items."

"Gift... Item?"

Just like Gozer said, socializing is an important part of a noble's job, (or as some would

probably say, a bothersome duty that comes in as a part of their Job description) so if

he wants to give someone an item that is gong to be appropriate for someone of his

position and social standing, then it is more than likely that he will surely be acquiring

such an item through auction, because I am sure that for nobles, gifting someone

something that needs to be sufficiently rare or unique is the only way to go. Man, come

to think of it, nobles do have their own share of troubles to be dealing with, huh?

Getting rid of Labyrinths in their territories and protecting people from the monsters

is another part of the noble's job.

"May I ask what is going to be the occasion for which you have to obtain a Gift Item?"

.

"Of course you can. It is soon going to be the time for the Third Imperial Prince's

wedding, and His Highness intends to move into his own house right after the

ceremony, so I was thinking about what would be the most appropriate gift for the

newlyweds. Initially I though that perhaps an Orb of Self Destruction might be a good

present for their soon-to-be-born child? Or perhaps an Elixir would be better? And

just like that, I ended up spending quite a bit of time here thinking what to choose, but

unfortunately to no avail so far, since I have distinct trouble discerning what might be

the best possible gift for a young couple moving on to their new home."

So, this Third Prince wants to move to his own house with his bride, huh? In other

words, he does not want to eventually succeed the throne, but he would rather go fully

independent? I do not know how manageable that is going to be, but at the very least

I can respect the guy for rejecting the easy way out that has been laid before him and

instead choosing to try and conquer his destiny with his own two hands.

The Third Imperial Prince, huh? I do not personally know him, and I doubt that I ever

will, but overall he sounds like an okay kind of guy, and maybe that proves that not all

members of the royalty or nobility are complete douchebags and assholes? But

nevertheless…

"That does sound like you are in a pretty tight spot."

"It sounds like that indeed. You would not happen to be in possession of anything that

could be used as a Gift Item, would you, Michio-sama?"

"No. Unfortunately, I am not in possession of any such items."

And honestly, why would I ever be? I have no reason to be in possession of such items,

because I have my hands full providing for decent living conditions for myself and my

slaves, so it never even crossed my mind to have items that could be given to other

people as gifts.

"Well, choosing gifts takes time, and those two are not the only one that I was

considering. On that note, if you would happen to have some Clematis flowers on you,

I would gladly buy them off of you, for an appropriate compensation of course."

Clematis flowers? Quite a peculiar choice of flowers to give to the newlyweds, but

whatever, it's not like I know any better (TL Note: In the language of flowers Clematis

means mental beauty, and its symbolism is that of the beauty of ingenuity or the trait of

artifice, most likely related to its clever ability to climb around high places such as walls

as well as trellises) since I am not a florist and I do not know the symbolism of each

and every flower in the world.

"I do not know much about giving gifts to others, but if you are looking for one, then

how about a Palmasque Mirror? Sure, it might not be a much of a practical gift, but at

least it is going to look pretty nice mounted on the wall of the Prince's new house,

right?"

Sherry was the one who told me that it is a popular gift among nobles, and that is why

I suggested it to him, but the turn that the conversation took after that surprised me

greatly.

"Nobles in the east use them often from what I have heard, but here in the north, we

hardly get a chance to obtain them, since a journey to Palmasque from these territories

would be a long and difficult one."

"I see. That is understandable."

They are not using the Palmasque mirrors here because they are unable to get their

hands on them, but I am willing to bet my right arm that if only they could, then such

a thing could definitely be used as a Gift Item of the highest quality. Because, I mean,

why would it not be so? At the very least, I know that I would have done something

like that without a second thought if I was a noble or a member of royalty, and I would

have done so, then that is all the more reason for me to believe that others would have

done so as well.

"Normally there would be a chance for us to get it in the Imperial City, since they are

always used whenever there is a wedding ceremony for the important figures, but this

time we already tried that and there is not a single one left in the capital, and I am not

sure if we will be able to obtain it from Palmasque in time this time. Unless… unless

you would be able to perhaps get it from somewhere else and for a reasonable price?"

"Well… I cannot make any promises, but I can say that I might have an idea."

"Well then, if you could get it from somewhere else, then we would definitely like to

purchase it from you. If you do manage to buy it, you can deliver it straight to the

Duke's castle in Bode."

I am not sure if I can go directly to Palmasque, but I can definitely go to Zabir at the

very least, and because Zabir should be the closest town to Palmasque, then I wonder

if I will be able to acquire a Palmasque Mirror from there for a cheaper price than

usual?

Alternatively, I can always rest in Zabir to recover the MP that is going to be spent, and

then go to Palmasque.

"Okay then, I will see what I can do about it."

"Wonderful. It would seem that I am going to be in your debt once again. If you are

really going to try to obtain the Palmasque Mirror for us, then I want you to have this."

Gozer then handed me a small item that looked like an emblem with a crest etched

onto it.

"What is this?"

"The Emblem of Hartz Duchy. If you show this to the guards or servants at the castle,

the Duke and I will immediately be informed of your arrival. One word of advice

though: please make sure not to misuse it in any way, because if you do, we will be

forced to charge you with the crime of abusing the Duke's authority."

I examined the emblem, which was applied to a piece of good quality cloth, closely.

Everything about it screams that it is the property of someone belonging to the higher

echelons of society. I cannot discern if it is woven or embroidered, but regardless it

looks like something that would be especially hard to make, not to mention create a

counterfeit of.

Maybe that is actually the reason why Gozer was willing to give it to me so easily:

because he knew that even if I tried to create a copy of this emblem, then my attempts

to do so would all be for naught. At the same time, should I treat is as a sort of a letter

of introduction? Because if we are treating this thing as a letter of introduction, then

that would mean that I have received yet another letter of introduction, which makes

it a total of two letters of introduction in a very short time: one from Alan the Slave

Merchant that should allow me to do business with the Slave Merchant situated in the

Imperial City, and now this one from Gozer that is going to make it possible for me to

enter the castle in Bode, the capital of the Hartz Duchy so that I could deliver the

Palmasque Mirror after I obtain it. Hoo boi, I am definitely on a roll when it comes to

these things.

What is this, a season for handing out letters of introduction left and right? Because if

so, then why did nobody informed me of this? If I knew that I will be able to get such

sweet deals for myself, I would have prepared myself for it just a little bit more.

"I am sorry for having you wait, Gozer-sama. I had to take care of the business

transaction with another visitor first."

As I was putting the emblem back into my backpack, I heard someone calling out to

Gozer from behind me. It was Luke, the broker who I just bought the Green Caterpillar

Skill Crystal from.

"By saying "another visitor", I believe you were talking about me, right?"

I remarked half-jokingly.

"Oh, so you two know each other?"

When I turned around, Luke the Broker and Gozer both looked surprised, although

each of them for a very different reason.

.

So the person for whom Gozer was waiting here in the waiting room must have been

Luke. I guess that should not be all that surprising, since it is nothing unusual for the

nobles to take part in the auctions organized by the Merchant's Guild through the

brokers and middlemen just like the rest of us common folk do. And since he knows

Luke, then I guess that has to mean that Luke must have some connections to the Hartz

Duchy.

"I guess you can say so."

"Is that so? Then please excuse my intrusion."

Gozer then left along with his two subordinates, who were accompanying Luke. They

were also elves, and of the especially good-looking variety at that.

Damn you, pretty boys! Damn you all to hell, truly!

"*Sigh* Are all elves as good looking as these guys?"

"It would seem so."

Roxanne replied to my weary comment without any particular expression on her face

and speaking incredibly matter-of-factly. From the looks of it, it appears that she is

was not interested in them at all, which made me feel relieved. The last thing that I

want in my life is Roxanne getting NTR'ed by some pretty-looking elven fag.

"An elf and a broker, what a perfect combination."

Oh no! Sherry seems to be interested I them! What should I do? Should I start

worrying? Or maybe try to somehow persuade her that noting good will come from

her being interested in elven ikemen, or maybe I should play my Master Card and

outright forbid her to associate herself with any Elven men? For the time being, maybe

I should try asking her what exactly did she mean by the words "perfect combination."

"Perfect combination?"

"Yes, you can even say that they were made for each other. With both Elves and

brokers, you may never know what the are truly thinking under those mask-like faces

of theirs, and that is why most of the other races tend to distrust them, and I can

definitely understand why that would be, because whenever I am looking at one of

them, I always get this uneasy, unpleasant feeling that I can never put into words well

enough."

"Oh, is that so?"

"While we were still kids, everyone in my village was always telling us younglings that

Elves are not to be trusted and that we should be wary of them if we ever meet on of

their kind."

So apparently the good old fantasy trope of Dwarves not getting along with Elves much

is pretty much alive and kicking in this world as well, huh? Well, they can be on

unfriendly terms all they want for all that I care, just as long as they leave Roxanne and

Sherry alone. With that said, I am very satisfied with the fact that Sherry is as

interested in elves as she would be in a pile of a dirty, leftover snow from last year's

winter, and that seems to be not just her personal preference, but a racial thing as well.

However, the matter that is still pretty much shrouded in mystery is the question of

why she dislikes brokers and middlemen so much. Also, I wonder what she would

have done if she ever happened upon an Elven broker?

"So getting acquainted with a broker or an Elf is absolutely out of the question for you

then, Sherry?"

"No, not necessarily. Even if they are Elves and they cannot be trusted, I realize that

not every Elf out there is a bad Elf, and that it is important to get to know them first

before jumping to conclusions or making any hasty judgements."

Good, so even when it comes to such things, Sherry is trying to behave in a rational

manner, and her distrust of Elves in not something unconditional dictated by the

deeply rooted racial hatred and racism between Dwarves and Elves, so there should

not be any problems stemming from that in the future.

"All right, shall we get back home then?"

"We still have a little more than three hours to go, so I think that we can go to Vale and

still make it in time."

Roxanne told me that as I was preparing to go back home. Her internal body's clock

seems to be a really reliable thing.

Sherry making another batch of equipment, us having breakfast, meeting with Luke

for the purpose of me buying a Green Caterpillar Skill Crystal and happening upon

Gozer in the waiting room of the Merchant's Guild… have all these things took us just

around one hour? Somehow, I find it pretty difficult to believe.

Since Roxanne herself suggested it, we went to Vale's Labyrinth for a bit, and while we

were going through it, I asked Sherry about one thing that I did not understand from

my conversation with Gozer, so I was hoping that she was going to shed some light

onto that matter.

"Sherry, can you tell me what exactly is The Orb of Self Destruction?

"To put it really simply, it is an item that allows its user to perform a suicide attack."

"A suicide attack? That sounds pretty scary."

"If you use Orb of Self Destruction, you inflict massive damage to your opponent in

exchange for your own life. It is being advertised as a perfect method of self defense

when everything else fails and you do not want to simply allow monsters from the

Labyrinths to kill you without putting up a fight, but I have not heard about many

people actually using it."

"Well, I can definitely see why that would be."

After all, even if it is meant to be used as a weapon of last resort, I think we are all

going to agree that you would have to be a very special kind of insane to actually want

to use something that would wipe out all of your enemies but ended up killing you in

the process of doing so.

"and how exactly does that item work? The attack that it triggers, I mean."

"When it comes to The Orb of Self Destruction and how it works, it seems to be causing

a huge explosion that ends up obliterating the user and everything around him,

leaving only the bloodstains on the floor and walls behind."

Wow, that sounds like a pretty terrifying item, so I definitely do not want to have

anything to do with it, and even think about what would have happened if someone

were to use such a dangerous tool incorrectly or irresponsibly. Yeah, the best thing

that you can do when you come across something like that is to just leave it be and do

not touch it at all. That would be one less problem to worry about for you and everyone

in your immediate surroundings.

"Ahh, so that must have been what one of the Bandits who attacked the Slave Shop in

Vale used when master found him dead in one of those rooms on the first floor, right?

He even looked extremely similarly to what Sherry was describing when it came to

how much blood was left from him."

Roxanne remarked when she picked up on mine and Sherry's talk. Yes, she is talking

about that one guy whom I have found in one of the rooms on the first floor of Alansan's Slave Shop, the one that I have defeated by using the "Equivalent Exchange" Skill

from the repertoire of the "Bonus Spells" section of my Bonus Skills. When I used that

Skill on him, there really was nothing left of him aside from that bloody smear on the

room's walls and floor. And apparently the usage of The Orb of Destruction would have

had pretty much the same effect.

"Damn."

Of course, on that night in the Slave Shop, it was not the Bandit that used The Orb of

Self Destruction, but it was the result of me using "Equivalent Exchange", but I guess

that from the perspective of someone who was not there the entire time and did not

see it all happen, the difference between one and the other would probably be pretty

much indistinguishable. Back then, when I first saw what happened to that poor sap

when the spell got to him, I told myself that I should not be using it at all, but with how

the current situation has developed, I think that I can start employing that Spell again

and then cheat both the system and those around me by saying that said enemy used

The Orb of Self Destruction.

"Are there any restrictions or limitations concerning how The Orb of Self Destruction

can work?"

.

"Not really, but there are some curious rumors about it."

"Rumors? What kind of rumors?"

"Uhm… For example, the ones saying that adults have a one hundred percent chance

to die whenever they will end up using it, but at the same time, they strongly believe

that if a child that is three years of age or younger were to use such a destructive item,

there is a pretty high chance that the skill might not activate. The younger the child is,

the bigger the probability of the Orb of Self Destruction failing to activate, and the

effect is said to be automatically failing whenever a child that is younger than three

years old. When the effect of the Orb of Self Destruction fails to activate properly, there

will still be a powerful blast from it, but that one is going to only damage the monsters

around the caster without taking their life in return. And if the child that used this

failed Orb of Self Destruction can survive that encounter, they are going to be

guaranteed to obtain the Mage Job."

Sherry continued to explain. I heard that they had to consume some sort of medicine

during their childhood years to acquire the Mage Job. Could it be that this "medicine"

is actually The Orb of Self Destruction? And from what Roxanne told me, this is a

popular gift given to the newborn children, but honestly, there is no way that I am ever

going to consider a literal suicide bomb as a good kind of gift, neither to a newborn

baby, nor anyone else.

Also, if it causes the user to literally explode until there is nothing but a wet bloodstain

left of them, then I guess this is really just like my "Equivalent Exchange", even though

the principles on which that Skill and Orb of Self Destruction operate are a little bit

different. "Equivalent Exchange" works by exchanging your own MP with the enemy's

HP, but if I understood it correctly, then The Orb of Self Destruction works by

sacrificing all of the user's HP in order to inflict damage to everyone and everything

around them, and if I were to hazard a guess, then I would say that the amount of

damage dealt is proportional to the amount of HP that the user had at the moment of

the item's activation.