"Wow... This is such a big venue..." Linze quietly mumbled as she glanced
around the ballroom.
There were dazzling decorations all over the place and a huge chandelier
dangling from the ceiling. It was a custom-made dwarven creation with a [Light
Orb] enchantment. I wondered how much it must have cost.
The ballroom's second floor had a large balcony dining area, which offered an
astonishing view of Refreese's coastline. The deep blue of the sea
complemented the light blue of the sky and the white of the city brought the
spectacle together. The view was so breathtaking that I couldn't help but snap a
shot on my phone.
"It's quite similar to that Mediterranean Sea we visited, Touya."
"That's actually what I thought the first time I arrived here."
Leen smiled softly at my response. It was nice that we could share little
thoughts like that now. It really made me thankful that I'd brought the girls
around Earth with me.
"There is a garden below, there is."
Yae was peeking over the balcony railing, so I joined her and looked below.
There was a beautiful blooming bed of flowers right below us. A little brick road
passed through the bushes, flanked by little water fountains and benches.
There was a nice little clearing, too. Looked like a perfect spot for a picnic.
Hilde seemed to think so as well, given how much she was admiring the place.
"I think the idea must be that if you find a partner at the ball, you can come
out here to get a little more privacy..."
"Yeah, that sounds about right. If you can find a partner, at least."
Even though I'd designed the masks to disguise identity, I hadn't really
considered the issue of clothing, so there wasn't really a limit on that. I had a
feeling the more gaudily-dressed people would be more popular. If you wore
something fancy, people would know you were filthy rich, after all. Still, people
who flocked to others because of that would also show their character that
way. It might even be a good way to discern someone's intentions.
As I pondered the matter, Sue scurried up to me from behind.
"Hey Touya, where's Lu?"
"Hm? Pretty sure she's in the kitchen."
Last I recalled, she'd gone off with the Refreese Castle's head chef.
"Isn't it strange for one of Brunhild's grand duchesses to be cooking for a
foreign country?" Sue said as she sighed a little and shook her head in disbelief.
Hey, wait. There's a reasonable explanation for this.
Lu published weekly recipes through her blog on the Cookery app that was on
everyone's smartphones. The pictures of strange dishes and tasty treats
immediately captured the hearts and minds of the royals who saw them. So
naturally, they passed the recipe information on to their chefs, resulting in Lu
becoming somewhat of a legendary chef among the royal kitchen staff.
The head chef at Refreese Castle was a particularly avid fan of Lu's blog. The
emperor knew about this, so he petitioned me directly to ask if she'd be able to
help mentor his staff.
"Lu's food is amazing, it's no wonder people go crazy for it."
"That might not be a good thing..."
Sakura had a point. If the attendees got too engrossed in their meals, they
might spend more time eating than chatting. But hey, maybe people would get
to know each other over their shared love of food. That could be a bonus.
Suddenly, Yumina clapped her hands together. The shock made me jump for a
moment.
"It's time for all of us to get ready! This is our first formal event as grand
duchesses of Brunhild!"
"Uh, wait... Yumina... Do we have to?" Elze muttered in response to Yumina's
decree. She seemed nervous, as did Linze, Yae, and Sakura.
While the blind matchmaking was going on, the second floor would be
hosting a separate event for nobles and dignitaries who were already in
relationships, as well as those too young to be looking for partners. Naturally,
I'd be expected to attend along with my wives.
Prime Minister Kousaka would be there, as well as our head of infrastructure,
Naito. Moroha and Karen would also be attending... unfortunately. They were
technically royalty, since they were posing as my sisters, after all. Granny Tokie
would be staying home, though.
This event was actually a lot more important than the blind date downstairs.
It was a royal gathering of dignitaries from east and west, so it'd be a very highsecurity event. Refreese asked me for some help in beefing up the defenses due
to that fact.
It was a formal party, so we had to look the part. That meant we had to wear
something a little fancier than our usual adventuring getup.
When it came to my wives, the prospect of a party like this divided them.
Some of them were enthused, while others were a little uncomfortable. There
was no helping that. Yumina, Lu, Hilde, Leen, and Sue were used to formal
events, but the others were inexperienced. It was no wonder they felt
intimidated.
I thought it strange that they were still so concerned, though. They had a lot
of experience with royals, so hopefully, this party would be a good chance for
them to deepen their bonds in high society. Then again, they were probably just
concerned about making their debut as formal members of a royal family. They
were my fiancees before, sure... but now they were full-on grand duchesses.
The prospect had to be imposing.
"It'll be okay, guys. We're not hosting, so just take it easy and try to enjoy the
party."
"Easy for you to say... Can't I just work security instead?" Elze asked. It
sounded like she was joking, but I had a feeling she wasn't. Unfortunately for
her, royal wives couldn't be seen doing something like that!
Yae grumbled a bit alongside Elze, then suddenly raised a brow as she noticed
something behind me. I turned to see what she was looking at.
"Sakura-dono... Is that not the overlord, is it not?"
"...Ugh," Sakura noticed her father, then let out a small, disgusted noise.
The overlord of Xenoahs was wandering down the hall in our general
direction. A few demonkin guardsmen were walking with him. Among those
guards was a familiar face. It was Sirius. His daughter, Spica, was a member of
our knight order. He looked young as ever, which was unsurprising given that he
was a dark elf. Even the overlord looked like he was in his twenties, but he was
actually over a hundred.
Hm? Who are the other two guards? Do I know them?
"Oh, if it isn't the grand duke of Brunhild. You're here already?"
The overlord gave me a little wave as he addressed me, but he was only
looking at his daughter. That was rather rude...
I'd gone to all the invited nations the night before to place [Gate] portals for
ease of access at the appointed time. The first one to arrive appeared to be the
Xenoahs party.
The overlord smiled toward Sakura and gave her a timid wave.
"Er... H-How's my little Farnese these days?"
"...Fine."
"How's married life? No problems, I take it?"
"...I'm very happy. Don't worry about it."
"I-Is that right..."
Things between them still felt awkward. Not at all what you'd expect from a
father and daughter... Sakura was far too curt with him, and he was just awful
at knowing how to respond.
Sirius, who seemed to be fidgeting impatiently, suddenly leaned in and
whispered something to the overlord.
"Your wickedness... The introductions, remember?"
"O-Oh, right! Doy! My bad! Hey, you guys. I have to introduce these two to
you. C'mere, both of you."
The two young men behind Sirius and the overlord stepped forward. One of
them was a dark-skinned young man who stood well over six feet. He had
bulging muscles, even on his neck, as well as long, fiery-red hair and eyes that
burned with passion. A little smirk sat on his face. The other was a thin young
man with round glasses. He was closer to my height. His eyes were a lot less
intense than the other guy's... In fact, he looked a little bored. His hair was the
same red as the muscular guy's, but his skin tone wasn't quite as dark. He had a
bit of a nerdy vibe about him, honestly.
However, the most distinctive feature about both of them was the horns
sprouting from the sides of their heads... They were clearly identifiable as the
same types of horns the overlord had.
The overlord's horns were a signifier of his lineage, which could only mean
one thing...
"These are my sons, Faron and Farese. They don't share the same mother as
Farnese, but they're her brothers nonetheless."
That explained why they seemed vaguely familiar. They were the first and
second princes of Xenoahs, Sakura's elder brothers. That also made them my
brothers-in-law. I'd heard about them in the past.
I sure had a lot of brothers-in-law, though... There was Yae's brother, Jutaro...
Reinhard, Hilde's brother... Lu had a brother, probably... Yeah, he was called
Lux. Barely ever saw him, though. There were a few more here and there, too.
And now Faron and Farese had entered the fray... Though, I suppose this was
inevitable. I had a lot of wives, after all.
Prince Faron walked up to Sakura. There was a considerable height difference
between the two, prompting him to crouch a bit to look down at her. For
whatever reason, he was also striking a flashy pose at the same time.
"This is the first time we've ever met, little sis! But I'm yer big bro, Faron!"
"...Are you as stupid as you look?"
"What kind of opener is that?!"
Sakura had said exactly what I was wondering, but that sure was a cold way to
address one's brother. Then again, she probably didn't think of him as family or
anything.
"She has a point, brother. Your introduction was unnecessarily flashy and
boorish."
"Not you too, Farese!"
Poor Faron slumped his shoulders after taking the double-pronged attack.
This was one of those times where you'd say "like father, like son..." He looked
just like the overlord did whenever Sakura gave him a rough time.
It was the glasses-wearing prince's turn to introduce himself.
"I'm Farese, as you just heard. I'm sure you know, but I'm the second prince
of Xenoahs. I've forfeited any and all rights to the throne, however... I apologize
for the trouble my mother's family caused you... I don't believe it's something
that can ever be forgiven, but I feel as though I have to let it be known all the
same."
Farese bowed his head to Sakura. Sakura blinked in surprise at the sudden
apology, and I had no idea what he was talking about... but then I quickly
remembered.
Sakura had once been the target of a malicious, life-threatening plot. In
Xenoahs, the one who holds the overlord's horns and has the most magical
power is the de-facto ruler of the country. Sakura was raised away from the
royal family because her horns never manifested, but once she got older, they
started to grow in... and she also possessed a deep reservoir of magical
potential. In accordance with tradition, that made her the next heir to Xenoahs'
throne. But the second prince's uncle, a man named Severus, conspired to kill
her by hiring Yulongese assassins.
Sakura was gravely injured and lost many of her memories as a result. But
after she got them back, we tracked down the one responsible for the attack,
and the entire conspiracy was unraveled. The second prince didn't actually have
any part of this, but it seemed like part of him felt responsible for it due to his
mother's brother being the one pulling the strings.
"It's fine... If I never got attacked, I wouldn't have met the grand duke or the
others... You needn't mind, Farese."
"Very well... Quite bold, aren't you?"
"Mhm."
Farese smiled a little at Sakura. He had a point. Calling him by name like that
even though he was a foreign prince wasn't exactly normal protocol. Then
again, they were siblings, so it was probably okay... Though there was one
person nearby who seemed to have an issue.
"Hey... Aren't you getting a little too friendly with him, Farnese?! What about
me?!"
"Father... Please don't take it personally, okay? Just calm down."
"Hmph... You're annoying..."
"Oh, now you're both gonna hassle me?!"
The overlord sighed quietly as both his son and daughter spoke back to him.
He was a lost cause, it seemed...
"Uh... Overlord? Will your sons be attending the matchmaking event?"
"Huh? Oh, right... They will, yes. Neither of them have wives yet, after all."
"I'm a little surprised. They're not even engaged?"
"They're too picky... Frankly, it's pathetic that they don't have a partner at
their age. They could stand to learn a bit from you, Grand Duke."
...C'mon, man. Gimme a break. One of my wives is your daughter!
"Hrmph... I'm just a busy, important guy, you know? I could get a wife or two
if I really wanted..."
"Could not... You're just lazy..."
"Grr!"
Sakura was being completely merciless as far as Faron was concerned. She
was treating the poor guy about as badly as she treated her dad. I'd assumed
that his position as prince would've meant he'd be married off by now, but
apparently things worked a bit differently in Xenoahs. Demonkin like him had
long lifespans, so there was less immediate pressure to get married. It was also
seen as a rite of passage to find a spouse on your own.
"What about you, Farese?"
"I'm not exactly interested in marriage. I was simply dragged here by my
brother. That said, I am grateful for the opportunity to visit Refreese, and
finding a partner here might not be the worst thing in the world."
"Mmm... Give it your best and take it slow. You'll find the right person for you
eventually..."
"...Hey, aren't you treating him a little different?"
While she'd had nothing but scorn-filled words for Faron, Sakura was
surprisingly calm and supportive when it came to Farese.
Hrm... I guess Faron's similar to the overlord in personality, so maybe Sakura
finds that part of him annoying...
As I was pondering, Prince Farese called out to me.
"By the way, Grand Duke... Father told me that Brunhild is home to an
exceptional library."
"Huh? Oh, yes. That's right. I can use teleportation magic, so there are books
from all around the world in my personal library."
For a moment, I thought he was referring to Babylon's library, but thankfully
that secret hadn't leaked. He was just talking about the regular one in my
castle.
I'd shown some of the other world leaders during a league of nations meeting
once, so the overlord probably mentioned it to him after that or something.
Most of the books in Babylon's library were in ancient languages, and some
others contained forbidden knowledge that was best kept secret. On the other
hand, there were plenty of regular, interesting, and inoffensive stories there as
well, so I'd copied them for the castle library. There were also some rare books
I'd collected from around the world at the behest of Fam, terminal gynoid of
the library.
"Apologies, but might I come to Brunhild to see it someday? I haven't been
able to stop thinking about it ever since my father brought it up..."
"Are you an avid reader?"
"I am, yes. Sometimes I read to the point that I neglect eating. But there's
little better in life than the pleasures of books, don't you think?"
Huh...? This guy's a bit of an intellectual, especially when compared to his
brother. If he's into books, maybe that'd make him a good match for Princess
Reliel? Then again, there's no guarantee he'd like her particular brand of
novels...
There was no issue with the prince visiting my castle library, so I said he could
at a later date.
After that, the Xenoahs party went off to change into their proper outfits for
the evening. The overlord tried to stay behind to talk to Sakura some more, but
he was dragged off by his sons before long.
Shit, that reminds me... I've gotta get ready too. I haven't worn a tux since my
wedding day...
I parted with Yumina and the others, making my way toward the changing
room set aside for Brunhild's men.
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The melodic rhythm rang through the ballroom, and the guests finally started
to dance with one another. The majority of the guests were the children of
nobles, after all, so they were all instructed in dancing, and I made sure that the
attendees from Brunhild at least received some degree of instruction as well.
It was a masquerade ball, but dancing was optional. That said, Yumina and Lu
told me that to prevent any embarrassment, everyone from Brunhild had to at
least be willing to get up and dance if invited.
Most of the people dancing now were those I recognized as nobles, while
everyone else was either sitting around the hall or outside the venue in the
garden. And because everyone was wearing masks, people were forced to talk
to one another. That could often lead to either dance invites, or walks in the
garden.
From what I could see, though, people were sticking more closely to those
from their own countries. Maybe that was unavoidable.
"It's nice to see people chatting here and there. Oho, isn't that one of ours?"
The king of Lihnea looked down over the hall, peeking through his opera
glasses. Apparently, all the countries had some kind of identifier that marked
them as members of their own country. Brooches, cufflinks, stuff like that.
"Cloud... Do you really think you should be snooping like that? They're
probably nervous down there, you know?"
"Oh, you're right... Apologies. I was just a little curious."
After a little chastisement from his fiancee, King Cloud handed the opera
glasses back to me.
The girl in question was Princess Lucienne Dia Palouf. She was the elder sister
of King Ernest of Palouf, and in a few months, she'd become the queen of
Lihnea. I liked her a lot, she had a very gentle temperament to her.
Princess Lucienne's comment got me glancing around, and I noticed that
Cloud wasn't the only one peering at the hall below.
I suppose it made sense when you considered that the guests were family or
friends of the royals and nobles up here. It would only be natural to be a little
curious.
I glanced around the second floor and saw all the important dignitaries of
each nation chatting to one another, clinking champagne glasses in their hands.
The actual royals, myself included, weren't quite as eagerly schmoozing our way
through the crowd, however. That said, some of the royals and nobles from the
Reverse World... or rather, the western continent, were fresh faces to the
royals of the eastern continent. I was the only person from this side of the
world who'd had much experience over there, so I had to adopt a kind of
mediator role while letting everyone get to know each other better. In all
honesty, it was kind of a drag, but I gave it my best anyway.
I was done giving the introductions now, though, so it was just a case of
kicking back and relaxing.
I glanced back to Lucienne, who was looking over at the dining room.
"It's been a long time since Ernest has been able to talk with children his age."
"Yeah, I'd imagine so. I'm sure he's more comfortable hanging out with them
than us."
King Ernest was sitting by his fiancee, Rachael. They were happily chatting
with Remza and Alba, the first and second princes of Mismede. Nearby was First
Princess Lilac and Second Princess Milneah of Hannock, as well as Lucrecion, the
former heir to Gardio and now the count of Lowe.
They were all roughly ten, so it was nice to see them getting along. I glanced
over and saw the newly-crowned King of Dauburn talking to my brother-in-law,
Reinhard, who'd also been recently crowned Knight King of Lestia. It was nice to
see new leaders bonding so quickly... Then again, I was a fairly new leader too.
Same went for Cloud, really.
Yumina and the other girls were mingling with the foreign queens and
princesses, likely asking for advice about life as a state figurehead. Elze, Linze,
and Yae were uncertain about how to act, judging from the stiff smiles on their
faces. But that was only natural, really. I was sure they'd learn how to handle
themselves in due time.
The kings, emperors, and other male leaders were all grouped up and
chatting. So far, things seemed to be going without a hitch, so I decided to do a
little looking around myself.
I said my byes to Cloud and headed out to the balcony. From there, I could
see what was happening down below in the gardens. Some men were nervously
chatting up women, while others were sitting at a table and sharing a nice pot
of tea. Everyone was enjoying themselves in their own way. It was nice to see,
but that was all...
It'd be wrong of me to say I hadn't expected this, though. This wasn't
supposed to be a particularly exciting event. Curiously, however, there was a
strange gathering of muscleheads on the balcony. The leaders of Mismede,
Felsen, Lassei, and Egret were all chattering amongst themselves. I hadn't taken
them to be the type to care much about other peoples' romance.
They seemed awfully merry, though, and they kept looking down over the
balcony... For some reason, I had a bad feeling.
"Oho! There you are, Grand Duke! Here to watch?"
"...Watch what?"
The beastking waved his champagne at me, spilling a little in the process.
What exactly were they watching? I hadn't booked any live performances.
Unless they were just... people-watching. That seemed rather dull, however.
I glanced around a little more and suddenly noticed a few members of the
Refreese royal infirmary standing by. Was someone sick, or something?
"Uh... What's going on?"
"Oh, you'll see in a minute, lad!"
The king of Felsen grinned slyly as he winked at the beastking.
"It's inevitable at gatherings like this. Watch and learn."
I didn't understand what was going on at all, but that didn't stop the king of
Egret from tapping me on the shoulder. It was very unusual to see him in a
formal tux instead of his Native American-esque tribal outfit, but he certainly
pulled it off. That didn't surprise me, though. He was remarkably popular with
women for a reason... It was no wonder he had seven wives.
"You've never attended a gathering like this, I take it?"
"I mean... I was an adventurer before I met my wives. I've only really been to
a few fancy parties like this, so I haven't had a chance to attend any courtshiporiented events, no."
"They're young, you know? Youngsters don't tend to yield. And when two
unyielding forces meet, well..."
As if to interrupt the king of Egret, a voice rang out from the courtyard below.
I wondered what was going on.
"Looks like the first one of the night."
"First what?"
I looked down and saw two masked men glaring at each other. Well, they
were more masked teens, but still... The two of them looked incredibly tense,
drawing in concerned glances from onlookers.
"Huh? A fight?"
"But of course. This kind of thing's bound to happen. Usually, if it gets too
intense, the parents of the youngsters will come out and put a stop to it, or the
host will. But at times, it escalates into a duel."
"A what?!"
Aren't those usually to the death?! That doesn't sound very smart!
"Worry not, Grand Duke. Those boys won't be losing their lives today. In cases
like this, we set out rules and have them compete against one another. No
matter who wins, what's important is that there's no bad blood left behind.
Anyone who acts out after the conflict's over tends to lose a little face among
their peers, so it's not really worth it."
"Wait... you guys make them compete? Like what, horse racing or
something."
"Mm... Not usually, no... Though I have heard of a few cases where they
settled their differences over a horse race, so it's not unprecedented. It's
generally peaceful, though."
Peaceful sounded good to me. Better than dueling to the death, at least... It
was smart of them to think ahead and prevent feuding teens from seriously
hurting each other. I was of the opinion that disputes were best solved without
conflict, anyway.
"Anyway, we'll probably have these two fistfight or something."
"What's 'generally peaceful' about that, exactly...?"
That's violent as hell, man!
Noticing my surprised reaction, the king of Felsen laughed out loud.
"It's better to handle things this way when they're young. Good for one's soul
to vent your feelings through your fists in honorable combat than to let your
feelings fester. Plus, we have healers on standby, so it's all good!"
So that's what they're here for?! That's crazy! Is this kind of thing really that
common at parties like this?! You're making me regret arranging this thing,
man...
"Those masks won't come off so easy, right?"
"Huh? Oh, they shouldn't. Even if you get knocked around, they won't come
off without me uttering the proper keyword."
"Most interesting... Usually, fights like these get called off and mediated if the
two men aren't of the same social status, but it seems with these masks a
commoner could even fight a prince."
"Hmph. That's good, if you ask me. Social status shouldn't matter at all when
it comes to the path of the fist. Only thing that counts is how you swing."
The Beastking nodded at the ruler of Lassei, and the two eagerly looked down
over the balcony.
If you're sure this is okay, I guess...
An independent observer stepped between the two men, and it looked as
though the brawl was about to begin. But then, they suddenly headed deeper
into the garden area, followed by a small entourage of onlookers.
"Looks like they realized the spectacle they're making and took their fight
deeper in. Time to follow, eh?"
"...You guys really just wanna watch a fight, huh?"
"Wahahaha! Come on, lad. The main event at parties like this is the
passionate clash between two men, not the will-they-won't-they nonsense of
romance!"
The brawny men all filed out of the balcony area, eager to see the fight. I
stayed behind.
...Pretty sure romance is supposed to be the main event here, guys.
"Geez..."
Some of the bystanders followed to see the fight, but most remained in the
courtyard and resumed their business. A lot of them seemed focused on their
partners, which was nice.
I saw some groups where several men fawned over the same woman and
even vice versa. The masks generally blocked the physical features of the
guests, but some people just had natural charisma that transcended looks.
Conversation, gestures, mannerisms, and general responses... Those were the
best ways to find out about a person's real character.
"Hm?"
A figure down in the courtyard caught my eye. She stood alone, away from
the other partygoers. She was leaning against a tree. Some might call her a
wallflower, a girl who was simply too introverted or shy to speak to others. But I
knew better. She was away from the other partygoers because she was busy
with her phone, frantically typing on it at high speeds.
Not many people in the world had smartphones. They were specially made by
Doc Babylon, after all. Only the heads of nations, their closest staff and family,
as well as my personal friends had them. And I knew for a fact that most of
those people were up on the second floor, talking amongst themselves. Which
could only mean one thing. This girl was Princess Reliel.
She wasn't inside, dancing in the ballroom. Nor was she chatting with the
others outside. The only dance was the waltz of her fingers against the screen.
She was definitely writing some new sordid novel on there.
What an idiot!
If the emperor of Refreese saw her typing away like that, he'd obviously take
it from her again.
"Oho. Nice to see you out here, Touya."
"Waugh?!"
"Hm? Have I bothered you?"
Speak of the devil!
I turned around to see the emperor of Refreese, the king of Belfast, and the
queen of Elfrau smiling my way.
"N-No! Not at all! I'm having a great time! Isn't this fun?!"
"Hm? Oh, well... I'm glad you're enjoying yourself..."
I laughed nervously, walking forward and trying to grab their attention. He
was Reliel's dad, so I didn't want to risk him seeing her down there. I didn't
think a mask would keep him from identifying his daughter. Even I knew it was
her at a glance, after all.
"H-Hey, uh... where's Prince Redis? How's he doing these days?"
"Oh, Redis? He's over there, but..."
"Over there, huh?! Amazing! I wanna give him an engagement gift! Could you
take me to him?!"
I was being pretty pushy, but I needed to get the emperor the hell away from
the balcony. Reliel's little brother, Prince Redis, got engaged to Princess Thea of
Mismede a while back, but I'd never given them anything to commemorate the
event. Well, we did on a national level, but I hadn't done anything personal.
"Hoho. A gift from you, of all people? It must be something interesting."
"Yep, it really is. It's a rare treasure I found on my honeymoon. I think the
prince is gonna love it."
King Belfast chimed in, so I nodded really quickly and prompted the three of
them to follow me into the nearby hallway.
...Wait, why did all three of you come?
Before long, we found Redis and Thea, so I wasted no further time in opening
up my [Storage] and pulling out some interesting items for them.
"Wow!"
"It's so pretty!"
I took out two small glass spheres filled with liquid and fake snow. Inside was
a small diorama scene with a brick house and a reindeer. The little glittering
flakes danced around the area as I shook them.
It was a simple trinket back on Earth, known as a snow globe. Luckily, I'd
bought quite a few of them at the landmarks I'd visited.
The two of them looked positively ecstatic as I handed the snow globes over.
The little prince immediately started shaking his around.
"Is this from Elfrau?"
"Er, no... It's from a, uh... different country."
I didn't exactly want to ignore King Belfast's question, but I wasn't ready for
the baggage that'd come with explaining it was from another world entirely.
Another cool feature about these snow globes was the fact that they'd been
enchanted with [Program], so you didn't have to shake them to make the snow
float around in there.
"Hm... This is quite the wonderful little trinket. It shows the beauty of snow,
even where there's no snow to be found. This may sell..." Queen Elfrau
mumbled as she gazed at the snow globe even more intently than the two kids.
Her expression was scary. It kind of reminded me of Guildmaster Relisha.
I had a feeling Elfrau would probably begin producing snow globes at some
point in the near future.
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"Ugh... Why do I have to be here? This suuucks!"
At least I've got my phone, I can still make my deadline... So long as I finish
writing this by tomorrow morning, it'll be okay. I'll finish writing my story, get it
printed off, and hand it over to my editor. Easy... I don't have much time left,
though... Dad ruined everything by taking my phone away, and then I had to
deal with all this party nonsense. The costume fitting, the boring old nobles...
Ugh!
Calm down, calm down... Geez. I'm making typos now. More typos mean more
time spent proofreading. I'm getting angrier and angrier, but what else am I
supposed to do?
"Excuse me, are you alone?"
"I am. What do you want?"
Another one. Another champagne-wielding wannabe lover. Great. Just what I
need. This is the fourth time tonight. A golden mask this time around. How
fancy. I thought I'd escape this by leaving the damn hall. Why are you even
talking to me? I'm wearing a mask, hello!
"Would you mind if we chatted a little?"
"I would mind. Begone."
"Hahaha, how standoffish."
Huh? He's staying by my side? I got rid of the other three like this, so why's he
hanging around? What's he peeking at, exactly? He's just being a pain in my
behind!
"That's an artifact created by Brunhild, isn't it? Are you perhaps from that
country?"
"No, I'm not. I'm from... Oh."
"Oh my."
Oh no. I just messed up. These phone things are limited to royals and higherups, right? I basically just outed myself as a big deal.
Now I get it... These creeps keep approaching me because of my phone!
"I've had enough of you, sir. Can you go away?"
"Hey, don't be like that. How about we have a little drink together? There's
some tasty punch at that table over there."
...Screw it. I'm outta here. Phone off, into pocket. If he won't leave, I will. Off I
go and—Did he just grab my arm?
"H-Hey! Let go of me!"
"C'mon, little lady. Just one drink, yeah? I'll make sure we have fun together."
What's with that attitude? I feel sick just looking at him. I can't tell his
expression, since the mask's covering his face, but I don't like this one bit... It
feels like he's smirking at me. It's scary. He's practically squeezing my arm... I
could call for help, or reveal my identity... b-but that'd ruin the party. Or maybe
people would think I was being hysterical. Plus, people might think less of my
dad if I kick up a fuss here...
"How about we go somewhere a little more private, mm? Relax, okay? Just
trust me. We're all friends here."
"Get off me!"
I-I can't overpower him... He's gonna drag me away! Stop! Someone, please
help!
"I don't think the lady likes that, mister."
"Hm?"
Who said that? Oh... Another man? This one's in a black mask and a tuxedo...
"Shut up, white knight. Don't get in my way."
"Oh, I don't intend to get in anyone's way. It just seems to me that the lady
doesn't want your company. Or am I mistaken?"
He's turning to me now... I'm saved. That's it... Shake your head, shake this
guy off, and run to this guy... It'll be okay now.
"Are you alright, milady?"
"Y-Yeah..."
I can barely speak... At least I managed that... Th-That was too scary...
"She doesn't seem to be too fond of your company, friend. Why don't you
pursue someone else, hm?"
"Don't just muscle in on my mark, man! You piece of—! Hngh?!"
Wait... what just happened? The golden-masked guy's on the floor already?
But I barely saw anything happen... The black-masked man moved, grabbed him
by the arm, and then... C-Could it be that... this black-masked man is a trained
knight?
"...Do you really want to take this any further, friend?"
"Screw you... Get off me!"
Oh, he actually let him go... Ah, and now the golden-masked man is running
off... Thank goodness... If the black-masked guy hadn't shown up just now,
ugh... I'm just glad they didn't escalate into a duel. That would've been ugly...
Now I just... Ah!
"Careful, ma'am!"
"O-Oh!"
I must've slumped over without realizing... He's holding me now... But I don't
feel disgusted like I did when the other guy had me in his grasp... What is this
feeling? I've never felt this way before... C-Calm down, let's just sit on this
bench.
"Are you okay? Do you need some water?"
"N-No, I'm fine. Thank you for saving me..."
...It feels like he's smiling, but I can't see it because of his mask... How
annoying, I want to see his smile... Wait, why do I care?
"Now then, I'll be on my way. Please excuse me, ma'am."
"N-No, wait! C-Could you maybe stay a little longer? H-He might come back..."
Wait... why did I just try to get him to stay? O-Oh, geez... My tone sounded so
girly there, too. How embarrassing...
"Very well, then. I'll sit with you a little longer."
"A-Ah...! Thank you so much!"
O-Oh, now he's sitting right next to me... I feel like I should say something. But
I can't think of anything... Aren't I a writer? Why can't I come up with something
as easy as small talk? U-Uhm... Let me think...
"The weather sure is nice today, isn't it?"
"It is."
The weather?! All these ideas in your head... and you bring up the weather?!
A-Agh! Another topic! Come on, you can do this! My head's spinning... Why
can't I come up with something?! What am I even doing here? Augh, I suck at
this... I-I'm pathetic... I can't even hold a conversation. Ugh... Now I'm starting
to cry... This is the worst... Huh? He's offering me a handkerchief?
"Don't push yourself. It's okay. I'll stay here as long as you want."
"Sh-Showwy..."
He probably thinks I'm crying about the man from before. Well, I'll wipe my
tears with the handkerchief, at least... It'd be rude to reject his offer... Maybe I'll
just stay sitting here all night... Maybe gazing up at the sky from here isn't all
that bad...
◇ ◇ ◇
"Ah. Excuse me a moment."
I was talking to a few other world leaders, but my smartphone suddenly
started going off. It was due to a text message, apparently. I shuffled off to a
less crowded corner to check it out.
Let's see here... Huh, Shizuku sent me something? Why's she sending me texts
now, of all times?
Shizuku was one of the three kunoichi girls under Tsubaki's command. She
was also attending the party. I gave the message a look, out of curiosity.
The message header read "Interesting Find," and had a picture attached to it.
The image showed a woman in a peach-colored dress and a red domino mask.
At a glance, she looked completely ordinary... What exactly was so interesting
about her?
"Hm? What's got your face so weird-looking?"
I looked up from the picture and saw Elze walking over to me... I didn't think
my face looked especially weird, but Elze probably had a better grasp of it than I
did.
"Oh, nothing in particular. I just got this weird text."
I didn't have anything to hide, so I showed the image to Elze. I thought
perhaps a woman's set of eyes might notice something I hadn't.
"Those boobs... They're a little big, aren't they? Padded, perhaps?"
"...That's a pretty random observation, but okay."
Elze stared at the image with curious eyes. Sure, the lady's boobs were big,
but that couldn't have been the reason...
Then again, Shizuku's boobs are pretty lacking, same as Elze's, so...
"Yeowch!"
"Were you thinking something rude just now?"
Augh! My arm! You're gonna break it! Guh... My wives are getting way too
good at reading my mind. Bah, whatever. I'm not gonna call her in the middle of
a party, so I'll just go down and find her.
Fortunately, my clothes were fancy, so all I needed to do was slip on a mask
to blend in with all the others down there.
"I'll be back soon, alright?"
"H-Hold up! I wanna tag along!"
...She's that keen to escape her social obligations, huh? I can understand it to
an extent, but you should at least try a little harder...
I glanced back at Elze, who seemed to be a single step away from begging. Her
eyes were pleading.
"Pleaaaaaase. Just for a little while?"
"...Fine."
"Woo!"
Damn you, Elze. You know I can't say no when you make a face like that...
When'd you get so good at using your womanly wiles, anyway?
I felt a little bad about leaving the other girls behind, but I figured it wouldn't
hurt to take only Elze if we weren't out long. Right as we turned to leave the
gathering, Sakura suddenly shuffled toward me at a rapid pace.
"...No fair... You can't just sneak off... Take me too..."
"You heard us, huh?"
"Hehehe... You know my ears are the best in the world... That's your fault,
Grand Duke."
Sakura had a smug expression on her face as she said that. It was pretty cute,
honestly. She was right, though. Her heightened hearing had manifested as a
trait because she benefited from my divinity.
"I wanna get out of here for a little while, anyway... The overlord won't leave
me alone..."
"Ah... That makes sense. He keeps trying to butt in under the pretense of
national interest, I bet."
It was a rare opportunity for the overlord to talk freely with his daughter in an
official capacity, so I couldn't exactly blame him for trying...
"Shall we go, then? Before the overlord finds us, I mean."
"Yep."
I hoped that the overlord wouldn't be mad at me for whisking his daughter
away, but part of me felt it was already much too late for that.
I triggered [Teleport] and transported the three of us to the first floor. It
wasn't necessarily a problem, but Sakura and Elze looked a little too flashy in
their dresses, so I used [Mirage] to make their looks more subdued.
"Now then, Shizuku..."
I used my phone's search function to trace her, and it told me she was out in
the courtyard. It was hard to identify people because of the masks, so my
phone definitely helped.
We walked into a nearby corridor and headed out into the main ballroom,
making our way past the dancers until we were out in the garden area. As we
walked, a male guest attempted to approach Elze. She spotted him and clung to
my arm, shutting him down before he even had a shot.
"I-It's better if we walk like this, okay? We're married, so it's not weird!" Elze
couldn't help but blush as she spoke. She seemed to have forgotten that this
was a matchmaking party, so there'd be no way for onlookers to tell we were
married... But I didn't really mind, to be honest.
"Me too..." Sakura mumbled as she grabbed my unaccosted side. I hoped
people didn't get a bad impression, especially since we were all anonymous.
Out in the courtyard and garden area, the attendees seemed to be enjoying
themselves. Princess Reliel wasn't in the spot I'd seen her at earlier, though.
Wherever she went, hopefully she didn't bump into Emperor Refreese... Didn't
want him catching her on her phone.
"Oho, that's Shizuku over there."
"Is it? I can't tell because of the mask..."
The girl standing by the water fountain was Shizuku, there was no doubt
about it. Or at least, that was what my gut told me. The disruptive effects of the
mask were still in place, so I used my divine sight to confirm.
"Psst. Shizuku."
"Hm? Who's saying my name out here...? Ah! Your highness!"
I quickly slipped my mask off, revealing my identity to the kunoichi. The mask
couldn't be knocked off or forced off, but you were capable of removing it
yourself fairly easily.
"I got your text. Ah, Elze and Sakura tagged along as well."
"Oh, I see. Sorry to bother you..."
"It's fine. I felt like coming down anyway. What's the deal with the person you
buzzed me about?"
"Look over there."
I followed her gaze and saw a group of around five people. There was a
woman there, wearing the same peach dress I'd seen in the photo. Her blonde
hair was tied up in a bun. Age-wise, she didn't look all that older than me. Early
twenties, most likely. She wore a pearl necklace about her neck and had a pair
of sapphire earrings. She seemed like a fairly ordinary woman, all things
considered... Though she definitely had a large pair of boobs on her...
"What's so interesting about her, exactly?"
"Don't you see it? Look, when I go out and spy in other nations, I often have
to disguise myself to get information."
That's true, I remember you being good at disguising in general. In fact, I'm
pretty sure I've seen it firsthand. It's crazy how well she can disguise herself
without using magic...
"Disguising isn't just about your clothing. It involves adjusting your manners,
your gestures, and the way you speak. The slightest mistake can expose you,
after all. That's why I've found myself fixated on the mannerisms of other
people, and... I noticed there's something up with that woman."
Upon Shizuku's insistence, I took a closer look at the woman. Nothing really
stood out, but... there was something a little off about her. Still, I couldn't place
it.
"...She's too pretty and proper."
"Pretty? But she's wearing a mask."
"She doesn't mean her looks, Touya. She means her motions. There's no
deviation when she moves. She always makes the exact same gestures in the
exact same way. It's like she's repeating them over and over again."
Elze's words prompted me to take a closer look, which clued me in on the
issue. The way she spoke, the way she laughed, and the way she gestured or
moved her body all felt rather rigid and pre-prepared. Though, there was
always the possibility that we were jumping to conclusions for no reason.
"...Grand Duke... She's not right..."
"Did you notice something, Sakura?"
...Am I really the only one not picking up on this? I've been called slow on the
uptake before, but c'mon...
"I can't hear it... Her heartbeat, I mean..."
"Huh?!"
No heartbeat? Don't tell me she's a zombie or something... No, she's moving
too fast to be one of those... Plus, she's talking casually, too. Can't be undead.
What the hell is she, then...? No heartbeat, but walking and talking like a
person. Life-like, but not actually alive...
At that moment, a thought popped into my mind.
Don't tell me she's...
I used my divine sight to see through her mask. A beautiful face lurked
beneath, there was no contesting that. But then I focused my gaze even harder,
peering beneath her flesh. Ordinarily, I hated focusing my divine sight in this
way, since I didn't like seeing the people around me as horrible walking
skeletons with flesh and muscle clinging on to them, but I had to test my
theory...
"I knew it!"
"Knew what? Did you see something?" Elze asked. She'd stared into my eyes
as they flashed gold, so she clearly knew what I'd just done.
"That's no human. That's a Gollem."
Both of my wives stood utterly dumbfounded, confused by the revelation...
That woman was a Gollem. Namely, a simulacrum model built to imitate a
human.
There were many different types of Gollem out in the world. Autonomous
models, who acted on their own, were the most prevalent type. However, even
those were fairly diverse. There were humanoid models, miniaturized bipedal
models, and animal models. The crown Gollems and Elluka's Gollem, Fenrir, fit
into that category. They were contracted to a master and performed better
based on how well they meshed with a person. Some could talk, like Fenrir, but
those were rarer than others.
Then there were the vehicular models. They were the kind you could ride
inside, controlling them either directly or indirectly. Some semi-autonomous
models could move on their own. They included things like tanks, trailers,
minibuses, and most any carrier with legs or wheels. Sancho, the merchant
from Allent, had one of them. His was a large bus shaped like a crab. Those
types didn't need a contract, but they did require keys to operate. Some could
be found in ancient ruins, but they were considerably rarer.
Drone models came next. They were similar to the vehicular ones, except
they were controlled either via remote control or voice commands. They had no
will of their own and couldn't make decisions for themselves, so they were
generally lacking in skill compared to autonomous Gollems. Military Gollems fell
into this category.
Ordinance models were after that. They were Gollems that could be worn by
their masters or wielded like weapons. Some could transform, while others had
rigid shapes. They could take the form of either armor or weapons. Some even
resembled power armor like in sci-fi. They were essentially a derivative of the
autonomous models, really. I'd fought someone who'd used one back in
Isengard, but I couldn't remember much about it. Most of them were massproduced, which was why they were given the factory-type designation.
Last, but certainly not least, there were the Simulacrums. They were allegedly
created in the image of humans to act as companions, but the truth of their
origins wasn't entirely clear. My Gollems from the etoile series fell into this
category. Though Ruby, Saph, and Emerl didn't really resemble humans in
appearance.
Still, the body double the witch-king of Isengard had used looked just like a
real human. Same with Norn's maid, Elfrau... which meant some models were
truly indistinguishable from human beings. Such models were insanely rare,
though...
What's she doing at this masquerade?
"What will you do, Grand Duke...?"
"What can I do...?"
"It's not like we have a 'no Gollems' rule, right?"
Fair point, Elze, but... I doubt she's here to find love.
It was true that she hadn't done anything dangerous, but that didn't rule out
the possibility of her being here for nefarious purposes.
"Maybe I should inform Emperor Refreese... It's his party, after all..."
Oh, but first...
I quickly employed [Drawing] to sketch out the face I'd seen beneath the
mask. If I asked around, I could probably get an answer about her identity.
I left Elze, Shizuku, and Sakura behind to keep an eye out, then used
[Teleport] to report my findings to the emperor.
"There's no doubt in my mind... This is the face of Miss Imelda, but... I had no
idea she was a Gollem. Are you sure there's no mistake here, Grand Duke?"
Lucrecion, former prince of Gardio, now count of Lowe, looked utterly baffled
as he glanced over the paper.
"Unfortunately it seems to be true... Did you know about this, Emperor
Gardio?"
I turned to Lancelet Rig Gardio, the young emperor standing next to
Lucrecion.
"I can't say I did, no. I don't understand..." Emperor Gardio replied as he
shook his head.
I glanced over at the pope of Ramissh, who responded with a little nod. That
meant her mystic eye had told her he was telling the truth. That was a relief, at
least.
If that was the case, then... She could have been planted by her family. Imelda
Tryus was the daughter of a noble in Gardio.
"I can think of three possibilities here, darling. The first is that Imelda was a
Gollem from the very start, meaning she never existed to begin with. Then
there's the second possibility, which is that Imelda was born as a person, but
she got swapped out for a Gollem at some point. That's the idea I find most
plausible. Though I don't know if the switch was to infiltrate this party or the
Tryus family at large. And the final option is... that my husband is wrong, and
she's just a normal person..."
"It can't be that, Leen! Sakura couldn't hear her heartbeat, remember?"
"I know, I know... It's just a possibility, silly," Leen replied. She couldn't help
but grin as I grumbled at her hypothesis.
"I've known Imelda since I was a child, so I don't think it's the first one.
Gollems don't grow like people, after all. Therefore, we must conclude that
Imelda was a real person at one point."
The emperor was a member of high society, so it made sense that he'd have
met nobles like the Tryus family throughout his life. That meant there'd been a
switch at some point. Was this the work of the Tryus family, or a third party...?
Was the original Imelda even alive anymore?
"We should take the fake Imelda into custody. Gardio can't overlook this."
"Hrm... As emperor of Refreese, I understand your feelings, but making a big
fuss in the middle of the party could be messy. We don't want to create an
incident."
"We can't leave her as-is, either. It's true that Gollems of her model don't
have skills and aren't as combat-capable as others, but they can still be
dangerous. We must act while there's still time..."
Emperor Gardio and Emperor Refreese both seemed troubled by the matter. I
could understand why. It was a bad idea to sour the evening with a big, flashy
arrest... but it'd be even worse for Emperor Refreese if it called the party off,
since he was doing this for his daughter.
Weapons weren't permitted in the ballroom, and my previous scan of her
body didn't reveal any hidden weapons, either. But if she wanted to, I was sure
she could kill at least one person around her... You could say the same of just
about any attendee, though.
"Hey, darling."
"Hm? What's up?"
Leen beckoned to me, then whispered a suggestion into my ear.
Oho. I like that. It might actually work...
"I'll be back soon, okay?"
"Hehehe... Good luck, darling."
I nodded to Leen, then used [Teleport] to return to Elze, Sakura, and Shizuku.
"...All's well that ends well, eh?" Elze said, grinning as she glanced at Imelda,
who was now slung over my shoulder.
Leen's plan was simple enough. First, Sakura and Elze would go over and get
the Gollem's attention. Then, while she was distracted, I'd use [Invisible] to
sneak up behind her, touch her neck, and use [Cracking] to sever the neural
magic circuits connecting her Q-Crystal to her brain. With the connection
severed, she'd be unable to move. Then, once she's collapsed, Elze and Sakura
would get close to her and mention how she looked faint or anemic. At that
point, I'd come back, fully visible again, and valiantly offer to carry her to the
infirmary on my back. Mission accomplished.
Even though she was a Gollem, she barely weighed anything at all.
These types are authentic, huh? It feels like I'm actually carrying a girl... The
two things pressed up against my back are so accurate... Heh... I wonder what
they're made of...
"Grand Duke... Are you thinking something indecent...?"
"What?! Me?! No way! Not at a time like this!"
"That's right. Touya wouldn't be thinking anything about sizes or softness
when he has his two beautiful wives right next to him, isn't that right?"
"Th-That's right!"
Elze looked terrifying.
I'm not comparing, I'm just curious!
I was sweating buckets, but I managed to covertly open up a [Gate] to the
castle infirmary.
◇ ◇ ◇
As far as this Gollem was concerned, I needed an expert opinion. Thus, I
contacted Babylon and called in our engineer, Elluka. Doc Babylon herself
accompanied her, unfortunately. Fenrir was doing a routine maintenance
checkup, so he stayed home.
When I returned to the Refreese infirmary with the scholarly duo, I found
Lucrecion, Emperor Gardio, and Emperor Refreese waiting for me, along with
their guards.
Imelda (or at least the Gollem that resembled her) remained on the bed. She
was still unconscious. She really did look human at a glance.
Elluka forced open the Gollem's eyelids, shining a light into them. She then
traced her fingers along her throat.
"This is definitely a simulacrum Gollem. Quite the elaborate one, too. One
from the fleurage series, perhaps? Yes, it seems so..." Elluka mumbled as she
rubbed a damp cloth against the Gollem's collarbone, revealing a faint flowerlike mark. Apparently, it'd been covered up by some makeup.
Next, Elluka took hold of Imelda's wrist. She used a thin needle-like object to
prod at the skin, which made a little hissing sound ring out. Within seconds, the
back of Imelda's hand opened. Inside were various transparent threads of light
flowing along her body, as well as a little round spellstone aspected to water.
There was no doubt about it... This girl was absolutely a Gollem.
As an aside, I had Kohaku use a group of summoned beasts to covertly check
for any other Gollems at the party. They were the best ones for the job, since
they could easily identify non-humans by scent. Thankfully, there weren't any
more of them.
"So she's really a Gollem, then..."
"But why? What was the purpose in sending such a life-like Gollem to our
party?"
Lucrecion looked completely confused, while Emperor Refreese glanced
suspiciously toward Emperor Gardio. The Ramissh pope had already cleared
Gardio's ruler of suspicion, but he'd still brought the Gollem with him.
"I'm having this investigated at once. I've already sent a team to the Tryus
estate in our capital. We'll get to the bottom of this..."
As Emperor Gardio spoke, his phone began to vibrate. He stood up and
walked a short distance away, talking to the person on the other side. The
mass-produced smartphones had been presented to the rulers of every nation,
and they came in handy during incidents like this. I'd heard a lot of stories about
how rulers, nobles, and cabinet members had become a lot busier since they'd
received their smartphones, but it was an unavoidable situation.
Eventually, Emperor Gardio returned to us.
"That was my investigation team. They found Ms. Imelda in the closet of her
bedroom. She wasn't injured, she's simply unconscious right now. Though I
think we can safely conclude that the Gollem swap had nothing to do with her
family."
Hrm... There's the chance her family did all that to cover this up, though. Then
again, why would they?
"Tell me more about the Tryus family, would you?"
"They've been loyal to Gardio for generations. The head of their family is also
a stand-up gentleman. He's in charge of all educational institutions in the
capital."
"E-Er, lemme uh... Sorry, let me add something here. When I was crown
prince, I met Earl Tryus many times. He was always a true gentleman who took
his duties very seriously. I doubt he was involved in this situation, personally."
Emperor Gardio's comment was followed up by Lucrecion's own account.
Given both of their testimonies, I had to assume that the earl was innocent. For
now, at least...
Elze quietly looked over Imelda's face as she "slept."
"...Can Gollems like this have their faces changed easily or something?"
"To an extent, yes. While humans can augment their looks with makeup,
Gollems of this type can tweak their skeletal structure, facial shape,
proportions, and so on."
Elze and Sakura quietly stared at Imelda, their eyes glazed over with some
measure of annoyance as they took in Elluka's explanation.
"...No fair."
"It's not fair..."
...Please stop worrying about her breasts. Ugh, this is a pain in the ass. Gotta
change the topic somehow.
I turned to Emperor Gardio, hoping to somehow change the flow of the
conversation.
"S-So, you had no idea she was a fake? Wasn't there any difference in her
mannerisms?"
"Miss Imelda is known as something of an introvert. In fact, I haven't actually
seen her in five years, so pretty much everything about her was different. I just
took it as a given that she was the real deal, as I had no reason to suspect
otherwise."
Not very sociable, huh? That could be why she was targeted, right? It would
make sense to switch someone who wasn't very well-connected.
"Hm... We should get the information from the Gollem itself, I say." Doc
Babylon stated as she rolled her pipe around in her mouth, looking over the
sleeping Gollem all the while.
"Is it safe to reboot her? Might she just attack us?"
"It's always a possibility, but the fleurage Gollems aren't known for their
combat capabilities. If you're worried, we could tie her up."
After Babylon voiced her concern, Elluka produced a length of rope from her
toolbox. Why did she have that on hand, exactly?
"Can't we just override her master control authority before waking her back
up?" I threw my own suggestion out there for them to consider. If we bound
her to a new master, then we'd be able to gain any information we needed and
there'd be no risk of her attacking us.
"Hmhmhm... So you want us to take out her G-Cube, Touya? That's what
you're saying?"
"Huh? I mean, yeah, but..."
"No, no. I totally get it. I understand. I wanna see what kind of boobs a Gollem
like this has, too."
"Wh—?! That's not what I meant! Don't lump me in with you!"
Sure, Doc Babylon was right. To access a Gollem's G-cube, you needed to
open a hatch on its chest, but that was just a means to an end! I wasn't thinking
about it like that!
"...Touya, sweetie... Can we have a little chat?"
"...Grand Duke... You can't act like this in front of your wives..."
"W-Wait! Both of you, no! Please!"
Elze and Sakura both grabbed me from either side, squeezing me just a little
too tightly for comfort.
Just then, Elluka came in from behind Doc Babylon and delivered a swift
karate chop to her head.
"Hey, Regina. No teasing the newlyweds, yeah?"
"Geez, don't be so mean... I just thought I'd add a little spice to their married
life."
That's no spice, you little witch... it's poison! Don't toy with me, dammit!
"Well, I can make myself her master temporarily. Fenrir isn't here, so there
shouldn't be any signal jamming issues. Look away, boys. Synthetic or not, this
isn't for you."
At Elluka's command, I, Emperor Refreese, Emperor Gardio, Lucrecion, and all
the male knights turned to face the wall. This was probably better than that
perverted little creature becoming the Gollem's master, at least.
Part of me wondered if it wouldn't be better to just leave the room, but
apparently it wouldn't take that long.
I heard the sound of fabric being parted. Presumably, that was Imelda's
clothing being removed. The door was behind me, so I'd have to turn around to
leave... There was no escape at this point. I would have to listen to everything.
"Whoa!"
"Hot damn. These are some melons, huh? Almost as big as Flora's... Hm... Soft
to the touch, too. Very realistic. Here, Elze, give them a squeeze."
"A-Ah! W-Wow... What are these made of, exactly?! They're unreal!"
"Heavy... Guh... I can't win... Not with these standing in my way..."
The conversation behind me was growing increasingly awkward. I definitely
should have left the room while I had the chance. It wasn't too bad for me, but I
glanced to the side and saw poor young Lucrecion. He was burning red right up
to his ears.
"Think you can speed up a little? The emperor and the others need to get
back to the party, remember?"
"Oh yeah, you're right. Okie... Lessee here... Open sesame."
After Elluka spoke, I heard the sound of hissing air. She must have opened the
chest hatch. Seconds later, I heard the sounds of mechanical tinkering.
Presumably, that was the sound of them removing the G-Cube and overwriting
the master control.
Even if they placed the G-Cube back after rewriting it, Imelda wouldn't wake
up until I used [Cracking] to repair the pathways I'd severed.
"There we go. Now we just need to dress her again... Hmm... We can forget
the bra, though. Too much effort."
"Hey now..." I voiced my irritation, still facing the wall. Poor young Lucrecion
was mumbling to himself. His eyes were shut and he was doing his best to
drown out whatever he was hearing. I was legitimately concerned for his
mental health after all this.
"Fiiine. I understand how it could be damaging to the young folk. Let's get this
thing back on her, then. Ugh... How heavy... Squishy, too... These heaving
breasts... So voluptuous. My hands sink right into them..."
Please stop narrating. Please. Stop. Narrating.
When the girls eventually finished redressing Imelda, we turned back around.
I glanced over at the Gollem. She looked about the same as before, though her
necklace was now on the bedside countertop and her outfit looked a little more
disheveled.
"Alright, Touya. Can you reconnect her neural lines?"
"Sure thing."
I put my hand on the back of Imelda's neck and activated my [Cracking] spell
to reconnect what I'd severed earlier. Her entire body suddenly shuddered and
her eyes shot open. But those eyes of hers seemed completely devoid of light.
Her gaze was muddled and unfocused. Her entire body began convulsing as if
she was having a seizure.
"I-Is she okay?"
"Give her a minute. Her neural pathways just got restored, so she's
processing. She'll be okay soon."
If you say so... It's a little scary seeing such a life-like Gollem thrash around,
though.
Eventually, Imelda stopped convulsing and opened her mouth. What came
out of it was a cold, mechanical voice.
"Model Number FR-006, Hydrangea has recovered from an unexpected
shutdown. No operational issues detected. Master registration has been
modified. Previous master records will be expunged from—"
"Crap! Touya, sever her circuits again! Quick!"
"Huh?! O-Okay!"
I hurriedly touched my hand to her neck and reversed the last thing I did with
[Cracking]. Imelda immediately slumped back, as if fainting.
"Records... to be... expunnnggged..."
Though she'd stopped moving, she still spoke slowly.
"I screwed up. I didn't think they'd tamper with her Q-Crystal, but it makes
sense if you consider her a spy model. It's only natural to put some kind of
insurance policy in place if you're using a Gollem for recon. Damn it, why didn't
I think of this earlier?" Elluka growled quietly, furrowing her brow. I wasn't sure
what she meant.
"Legacy Gollems have their memories stored in the Q-Crystal in their
foreheads, yeah? The crystal's like their brain. It has several layers of memories,
including personal memory, foundational memory for behavior control, and
accumulated knowledge. You can't erase stuff like their base directive to obey
their masters or their self-preservation instinct, since that stuff's written in on
their most fundamental levels. But the data pertaining to their masters,
personal memories, and directives could be stored in a separate block..."
"Ohhh, I see. And that block could be easily erased under the right
circumstances, hm? Seems like this Gollem was set to erase her memories upon
having her ownership transferred. Likely a defensive mechanism for whoever
sent her." Doc Babylon said, nodding to Elluka with a grin on her face.
Huh? So she's programmed to reset her memory?!
"This is most abnormal, though. On a human level, it'd be tantamount to
erasing all the experiences you've had over the years. On top of that, there are
only a handful of people who could even set about tampering with Q-Crystals to
begin with. This is quite concerning."
Legacy Gollems were usually found in ancient ruins, having remained dormant
for many years. The general memory portions of their Q-Crystals would be the
first thing to go after being inactive for so long, so most excavated Gollems had
no memories of the ancient eras in which they'd been built. Some of the highertier models, like the crowns, kept their memories intact. Yumina's crown, Albus,
was like that.
In Albus' case, if anyone other than the person who controlled it opened up
its hatch, it would trigger its reset ability. It was a similar principle of selfpreservation.
"...Does that mean we're back to square one?"
"I'm really sorry. This was a total flub on my part. I should've thought about
this before rushing on ahead."
Hrmm... I'm the one who suggested taking ownership of her, though. I feel a
little responsible.
"But this might help us narrow down the culprit. There are very few Gollem
technologists who can actually tamper with Q-Crystals like this. They could've
easily been blackmailed or threatened into assisting, but..."
"Then you think it could be one of the five great gollemancers?" Elluka
nodded in response to Emperor Gardio's question. Apparently, Lucrecion could
tell how confused I was, as he began explaining.
"In our world... oh, uh... our continent... there are five incredibly talented
Gollem technologists who are known as the five great gollemancers. Miss Elluka
here is one of them! She's known as the Restoration Queen. There are only
three others at the moment, however, since one of them died recently."
"Oh, really?"
"Why do you sound so surprised? You caused his death, didn't you?"
"Huh?! I did?!"
Elluka's words confused the hell out of me. When had I done anything like
that?
"The witch-king of Isengard, genius. That old fart was one of my foremost
peers."
...Oh, yeah. That'll do it. I guess it makes sense that he'd be one of the top five
Gollem technologists in the Reverse World, especially when you take into
account that massive Gollem he had control over. Plus, he had that
sophisticated body double as well.
"Who are the others, aside from you and the witch-king?"
"Well, there's the professor. You've met him before, Touya."
She was referring to the old man who'd been kidnapped by Yulong. It was
true that he was pretty talented. He'd been able to create a lot out of very little.
I heard he'd gone traveling after that incident, but I wondered where he'd gone
after that. Had he been captured and made to work for evil again, perhaps?
"I don't think he's involved here. He's currently in Panaches, helping their
royal family out with some maintenance work."
Oh, so he's with pumpkin-pants. Gotcha.
The blue crown, Distortion Blau, apparently needed pretty intense
maintenance. It made sense that they'd seek an expert like him for that.
The number of people who could tweak legacy Gollems was limited, and the
number of people who could tweak crowns was an even smaller subset of that
number. Even Nia relied on Elluka to fix up Rouge when it got all busted up.
"And the other two?"
"I'm not sure where either of them are. The Maestro is a bit of a misanthrope,
so he's pretty secluded from all the kingdoms and empires... And the other one
is, well... more of a group than a single person. They're called the Seekers and
they roam around, so they're hard to pinpoint..."
Either way, it stood to reason that one of them was involved in the great
Imelda switcheroo. And I couldn't discount that they'd been threatened or
blackmailed, either.
"That's the only lead we have for now... I suppose we should at least consider
ourselves lucky that no damage was done." Emperor Refreese said as he let out
a small, regretful sigh. I tried getting more information from Elluka so I could
look up the other technologists with my smartphone, but I got no hits. They
probably had some kind of protective measures to keep tracking-oriented
Gollems from finding them.
I could understand not wanting to stand out. If you were someone that
skilled, then every country would want you. I definitely couldn't bear being
hounded sometimes.
"Nothing else we can do, then. We'll have to look into this later. For now, I
still have a party to host."
"O-Oh, uhm..."
As Emperor Refreese got up to leave, Lucrecion raised his hand. I wondered
what he wanted.
"I-I might be able to help get some information."
"Hm? How do you...? Oh, I see!"
I'd completely forgotten, but the former crown prince had a mystic eye. He
could view the residual memories on an object that were left behind when
someone had touched it. It was also known as psychometry. If he used that
power, he could maybe see who touched Imelda. Even if he only gave us
fragments of information to work with, it was better than nothing.
"You could've mentioned this sooner..."
"My mystic eye doesn't always work, and it usually needs me to touch a major
area of focus... s-so I probably have to touch around Miss Imelda's hatch..."
"Oh. Her boobs. I get it now. That makes sense... You're a young man, after
all."
"Wh-What does that mean?! Aren't you younger?!"
Doc Babylon, who looked very much like a little girl, smirked mischievously
over at Lucrecion. The poor kid had no idea that she was the oldest person in
the room.
I wasn't entirely sure about having Lucrecion touch up her chest, but it wasn't
like she was human or anything. It couldn't be sexual harassment if the target
was an object, right?
Emperor Gardio was a little more reluctant, however. He'd been entrusted by
the former emperor to look out for Lucrecion, so something like this was...
well... indecent. It was a tricky situation.
"Then do it this way." Elze untied the ribbon that was binding her hair and
used it to cover Lucrecion's eyes.
His ability was called a mystic eye, but he didn't actually need to see to use it.
So long as he could touch, even being blindfolded wouldn't deter him.
Emperor Gardio seemed a little more okay with this approach, too.
"Alrighty... Men, turn around."
"Ugh..."
As I turned around, I heard Lucrecion mutter something about something
being surprisingly soft. I began to regret everything all at once. I wondered if
this really was a good idea. A blindfold might just make his imagination run wild,
after all.
"Ah! I see it! I can... Oh!" Lucrecion said, seemingly getting a grasp on
something. Hopefully, his mystic eye wasn't picking up the intense, surely
lascivious thoughts that Babylon had had upon touching that chest earlier... I
didn't want her corruptive influence ruining further generations, especially such
an innocent young man.
"I didn't see everything, but I caught something."
As I quietly worried, the psychometry session came to an end. I swiftly turned
back around. Lucrecion's blindfold was off and Imelda's clothes were fixed up
again.
"So? What'd you see?"
"What I saw... or felt, rather... was brief. Voices, flashes of imagery in my
head. But what stood out the most was a pile of Gollems... and two crossed
hammers on a flag."
"What?!" Emperor Gardio seemed concerned by the news, and Lucrecion
merely responded with a somber nod.
"Hammers on a flag?"
"...Dumbass. Aren't you a world leader? Why don't you know your national
flags?" Elluka complained as she scowled at me.
"...My bad."
Gimme a break... There are a lot of countries, you know?
"Only one nation has a flag like that. It's the nation right next to Gardio... One
that was second only to Isengard when it came to magical engineering..."
"Gandhilis, the Steel Nation..." Lucrecion's quiet words echoed out into the
room as if to finish Emperor Gardio's sentence.
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"Gandhilis? The Steel Nation?"
It was a country to the east of Gardio and south of Allent, if I recalled
correctly. I hadn't been there yet, but the crossed hammers were a feature of
its flag.
"Gandhilis is home to many mines and natural mineral deposits. That's why
it's known as the Steel Nation. They have plenty of trade with Gardio. Most of
our Gollems are made from their mineral exports, in fact."
A mining nation, huh? Makes sense. You need a good deal of rare metals like
adamantite and orichalcum to manufacture Gollems. Wait, are there any
orichalcum Gollems on the western continent? If not, that might be a good thing
for the east to start exporting. Wait, what's Gandhilis' relationship with Allent
and Gardio, anyway? I've never heard much about that...
As if picking up my curiosity, Emperor Gardio spoke up.
"We're neighbors, so we obviously have some formal relationship... but I'm
not so sure it's friendly. We've had a few clashes in the past, after all. Count
Lowe's grandfather was quite a brutal man. He took covert action against
Gandhilis and its mines many times."
So it's like that, huh? That old emperor sure was a piece of work... Didn't he
team up with Isengard to invade Lowe, too? He's the maternal grandfather of
the current emperor and the non-blood-related paternal grandfather to
Lucrecion... What a mess he's left behind.
As I quietly mused to myself, Emperor Gardio spoke up. He sounded troubled.
"I still don't understand any of this..."
"What's wrong?"
"Well, the iron king's a pretty friendly, respectable man. I never really took
him for a schemer. But I suppose any nation would have subterfuge or
intelligence divisions."
That much was true. Even Brunhild had Tsubaki and her agents. Hell, they
were at the party! Belfast also had that secret agent unit, Espion, which
reported directly to the king. I wondered if any of those agents were in
attendance.
Information, ultimately, was a weapon, being a schemer had nothing to do
with it, and sometimes you needed it to protect your country.
That being said, we had no idea if Gandhilis' iron king was involved in this. It
could've easily been a member of his cabinet or a prominent minister.
"This was no attempt at subterfuge or an assassination. A Gollem like that
isn't capable of much more than intel-gathering. Still, we can't overlook the fact
that the real Imelda suffered as a result."
That's not entirely true. The capability part, I mean. She could've sabotaged
something or poisoned someone... Still, just about anyone in attendance
could've done that, so it's a moot point.
Elze turned to look at the Gollem Imelda.
"Hmm... But they went out of their way not to hurt the real one, right?"
"What do you mean?"
"Well, think about it, Touya. Since they didn't kill her, it would've been
obvious that there was a fake Imelda sent to this party. The real one would
wake up eventually, yeah? I'm saying it would've made way more sense to kill
her."
Now that you mention it, that is weird. They don't care about being found out
right after the party? Just offing the real Imelda and burying her somewhere
would've been the safer play, since people would assume she went missing right
after the party. Maybe they didn't want to kill her? Or maybe... they were
ordered not to? I wonder what the deal is here...
Emperor Refreese turned to Emperor Gardio.
"How do you plan to proceed with Gandhilis?"
"It's a difficult situation. The mystic eye's testimony isn't really hard proof,
nor would it be enough to level an accusation. We also have no physical
evidence that Gandhilis is responsible."
"But the flag the boy saw must have been Gandhilis', no?"
It'll probably be worth checking again, just to be safe. If we end up accusing
them and they're not related to it, that'd be a whole mess of trouble.
"It definitely is. I saw that flag many times as a young boy. But you're right,
there's no hard evidence. Me seeing that flag doesn't mean it was Gandhilise
people behind it, even. That said..."
"Hm? Was there anything else?"
"There was a voice. I could barely make it out, but it was a woman's. The
words I could make out included, er... 'Emperor Gardio,' 'in the way,' and 'must
be eliminated'..."
"What?!"
Eliminated? Are they planning on assassinating the emperor?! It's not super
unusual for heads of state to be targeted like that, I guess... I've had it happen
to me a few times. But thankfully, there aren't just shadowy assassination
squads. Each nation has its secretive defense forces as well. It's not that easy to
kill a world leader. Even right now, there are personal guards for the royals in
here. Emperor Gardio has protective Gollems with him too. Something tells me
that nurse sitting in the corner of the room probably isn't a pushover, either. I
bet she could kick the Imelda Gollem's ass if it tried anything.
"Are there any women in high positions in Gandhilis?"
"Not as far as I recall, no... But this makes me uneasy. The woman he heard
may not even be related to the iron king. She could be anyone."
Hrm... We don't really have a leg to stand on here. At the very least, we know
this is likely an assassination attempt... and the person behind it had the real
Imelda incapacitated.
"Ugh. We can't make a case against Gandhilis like this. It may be best to
simply examine the situation further for the time being."
"That's right. If we keep an eye open and spot signs of civil unrest, we can
plan accordingly."
At least we had the fake Imelda in our custody. Or, well, in Elluka's custody.
Hopefully a more thorough inspection could bring us some more answers.
I sent Babylon, Elluka, and the fake Imelda back to Brunhild before returning
to the party. The event continued as usual. Some people coupled up, while
others didn't. On the whole, it could be called a modest success.
Personally, I wondered what had happened with Princess Reliel, but I was
sure I'd hear about it from her father one way or the other. I didn't expect
much from her, though... She'd spent most of the party on her phone from
what I'd seen.
Having a daughter sure sounded rough... The fact that I knew I would have at
least eight wasn't exactly reassuring, either.
I returned to Brunhild, quietly worrying about my own future as a parent.