"Congratulations!"
"Congratulations, you two! I wish you all the best!"
"You better not make your new wife cry, Lyon!"
"May you two be blessed with happiness!" Celebratory clapping filled the air.
In the center of all the noise stood Lyon, a knight of Belfast. A little
embarrassed, he beamed happily, standing next to his former fiancee. Indeed,
she was now his wife. His wife was Olga, a foxgirl.
Lyon was bedecked in a splendid snow-colored tuxedo, while Olga wore a
pure white wedding dress.
I had designed both of their outfits using references I had found online. Then
I'd asked Zanac, the clothing merchant, to sew them. The two both had great
figures, so they filled out the clothes nicely. I was honestly a little jealous.
The wedding was being held at Lyon's parents' house... in other words,
General Leon's villa. More specifically, in the Blitz estate's courtyard.
The bride and groom's families, all of Lyon's fellow knights, and their friends
from Mismede had all gathered to see them wed.
I'd opened up a portal to invite the Mismede guests over. Well, I suppose this
could be called a success.
The newlyweds' new home was within walking distance of the wedding
venue. It was a nice house, but a bit too small to hold a grand affair like this.
Which is why the wedding was being held at the groom's parents' villa.
The party was held buffet style in the courtyard. I'd attended their wedding
not as the grand duke of Brunhild, but as the couple's friend.
With me was Yumina, Elze, Linze, Yae, and Lu. Lu didn't really know either the
bride or the groom, but I didn't want her to feel left out, so I brought her along
too.
The guests all chatted amicably with each other. One of them broke off from
the crowd and headed toward me.
"Your Highness, I humbly thank you for everything you've done for the bride
and groom."
"Don't mention it. Besides, I'm here today not as a duke, but as their friend."
The grey-suited gentleman bowing to me was Olba, the merchant. He was
Olga's father. His build was as sturdy as always, and his fox ears and tail were
twitching slightly.
But what caught my attention were the two women standing behind Olba.
They were both foxgirls, and they looked to be in their late thirties. Though she
had golden hair instead of silver, one of the ladies resembled Olga. Was she
maybe...?
As I shifted my gaze over to them, Olba beckoned them forward.
"Ah, let me introduce you to my family. Arisa, Irma, this is the grand duke of
Brunhild."
"I am Olba Strand's wife, Arisa Strand. It is a pleasure to make your
acquaintance, Your Highness."
"Similarly, I am his wife, Irma Strand. Thank you so much for everything
you've done for our daughter."
So they were Olba's wives. I was surprised to find out that he had two,
though!
"Irma is the mother of Olga and Arma. Arisa is the mother of my eldest son,
Ikusa." So the golden-haired Irma was the mother of Olga and Arma. No wonder
they looked so similar.
Meanwhile, Arisa was the mother of Olga's older brother. Said older brother
was apparently studying commerce in Roadmare, and hadn't been able to make
it to the wedding.
"So you had two wives, huh?"
"Hahaha. I'd say that's not too many, really. Many of my merchant
acquaintances have as many as five wives and eight mistresses, you know."
Polygamy seemed to be completely fine in Mismede. Though it seemed the
wives were ranked in a hierarchy.
It seemed polygamy was acceptable in Belfast as well, as long as you held a
rank of baron or higher. Of course mistresses didn't count, so even if you were a
commoner you could keep plenty so long as you had the funds to support them.
Which meant you had to be a wealthy merchant, basically.
Incidentally, although Lyon's father was a baron, since he was the second son,
he wouldn't get to inherit the title. So Olga would be his only wife.
He could still keep mistresses, but knowing him, I doubt he would. He was
head over heels for Olga.
"Now that I think about it, if you hadn't helped set the two of them up, this
might never have happened. You have my thanks for giving us ties to such an
influential family as well." Olba spoke earnestly as he watched his daughter and
son-in-law happily entertain a crowd of friends. Behind Olga stood her younger
sister, Arma, carrying a flower basket. Arma looked happy as well.
"Oh yes, I almost forgot. For their wedding present, I constructed a hot spring
inside their house. Once the ceremony's over, you should give it a try. It draws
its water from a source in Belfast, and it does wonders for exhaustion."
"Hoho... a hot spring you say?"
"My, how wonderful!"
"Let's have a little soak on our way back, dear!"
Olba's wives seemed more excited about the spring than he did. Even a rich
family didn't have many opportunities to enjoy hot springs. Doubly so for one
from Mismede.
As Olba was the bride's father, he still had to go around and formally greet all
of the other guests. After a few more minutes of talking he took his leave and
started going around the courtyard.
"He looked really happy."
"It's his daughter's wedding, why wouldn't he be happy?"
As I replied to Yumina I mused on how things might have been different if
Olga's parents had been less willing to let her go.
I'd like to think I wouldn't become the kind of father that goes on about how
they'd never let anyone have their daughter, but who knows. I wasn't confident
that I wouldn't be too doting.
Oh, looks like it's the groom's parents coming over this time.
"Hey Sir Tou... my apologies, it's Your Highness now, isn't it? Anyway, thank
you for all that you've done for our foolish son." Lyon's father, General Leon,
humbly bowed his head to me.
"Oh please, don't. I'm here as a friend, you can just talk to me like you always
have."
"Is that so? Then I'll take you up on that offer, but just for today. I never
dreamed you would rise up to the position of royalty. Ah, but if you'd married
the princess, you could have become the King of Belfast too. I suppose
regardless of your decision, it was always possible you'd be a leader."
It's true that was always a possibility, but the situation had changed a lot now.
I had my own country to run, and though I hadn't made it public yet, I was
engaged to Yumina.
And since it seemed Belfast's queen had hidden herself from the public eye
for some time, it was very possible that a proper successor would be born soon.
If a son was born, they wouldn't need me. But, if the new child was a girl, any
guys Yumina gives birth to would become the heir to Belfast. Which would
make any son born from the other four girls the heir to Brunhild.
There was a mountain of problems I still needed to think about. I hadn't even
gotten married yet. I really shouldn't be worried about kids.
"Father! You can't speak so casually to the ruler of a country..." I heard a
reproachful voice from behind the general. I turned to see a tall man in his late
twenties sporting the same moustache as Leon. I felt like the only nonmoustached guy in the world. But if he called Leon his father, then he must
have been...
"Oh yes, this would be your first time meeting him, Lord Touya. This is Shyon,
Lyon's older brother. He's a member of the army's first division. Even though
he's more skilled with the sword, he's a pathetic fellow who let his younger
brother get married before him."
"Will you give that a rest already?! ...It's a pleasure to make your
acquaintance, Your Highness, the Grand Duke of Brunhild. My name is Shyon
Blitz, a soldier in the army's first division. Thank you so much for attending my
little brother's wedding ceremony."
Shyon then bowed to Yumina, who was technically his boss; Lu, the princess
of Regulus; and even to Elze and the others. It was obvious he shared his
brother's straight-laced attitude. Or rather, they'd both inherited it from their
father.
"I can't wait to see what my grandkids will look like. If I get a grandson, I'm
going to train him myself. Imagine what someone with beast blood in them
could do with my Fire Fist technique. He'd become the best martial artist in
Belfast for sure!" Hey old man, rein it in before you turn from a doting parent to
a doting grandparent. I wondered if the family would end up being alright.
Though it was true that their children would have beast blood in them and
therefore be stronger than regular humans... I get the feeling even if their first
child was a girl, General Leon would still try to teach her martial arts.
"Oh yes, didn't you establish a knight order in Brunhild as well? Next time you
have the opportunity, why don't we do a joint training session with our knights
and yours? I'm sure it'll be good practice for both sides."
"Yeah, that sounds like a good idea. My units are still new to being knights, so
they're not very good at coordinating their movements yet. Though I'd say their
individual strengths are pretty high."
"Hmm, it's true just strength isn't enough. But coordination between troops
isn't something that can be forged in a day. You'll need a lot of training for
that... Have you tried group drills?"
"You have a point... Maybe I should have more large-scale mock battles. They
may end up having to fight large bandit groups or the like, so..."
"Hey, you two. Do you think you could talk about politics some other time?
You do realize this is a wedding, right?"
Yumina interrupted our conversation. She looked rather fed up with us.
Though her annoyance was definitely justified. We probably shouldn't have
been talking about fighting and death during a wedding. It soured the mood...
"A-Anyway, I'll contact you about the details later."
"V-Very well. That seems wise. Now then, Your Highness. We'll be taking our
leave."
General Leon and Shyon awkwardly hurried away from us and went over to
the knights' table.
"Being enthusiastic about your work is a good thing, but could you forget
about it while we're here at least?"
"Sorry, the conversation just sort of went in that direction. Plus his idea was
interesting, so, you know..." Being scolded by Lu, of all people, I couldn't help
but let a reluctant smile coat my face.
"I thought it was a pretty good suggestion, to be honest. Joint training sounds
like it'd be a blast."
"To tell the truth, I also thought the same, I did." Elze and Yae spoke their
opinions bluntly with reluctant smiles of their own, whilst exchanging glances
with each other. Well, these two were just that type of people, really.
"Touya, shouldn't you be making preparations for your speech? It's scheduled
for pretty soon, isn't it?" Linze reminded me of my next role. I'd almost totally
forgotten about it. Since I was the grand duke of an entire country — small as it
was — that technically made me the most important person in attendance.
Because of that, I'd been asked to give a speech for the newly married couple.
Due to the fact that I was still somewhat unfamiliar with this world's customs,
I had asked Kousaka to prepare a standard celebratory speech for the wedding
on a paper script, but...
When I checked my coat's inner pocket, the only thing there was my good old
reliable smartphone.
I checked my other pockets for the script containing the speech, alas... Even
after checking my coat's outer pocket, the pocket in my pants, and the inside of
my [Storage] spell, the paper containing the speech was nowhere to be found...
Eh? Huh? What in the...?
"...What's the matter?"
"...I think I've lost the paper with my speech on it..."
"What?!" The girls all yelled in unison.
Eh? Huh?! Did I accidentally drop it somewhere?! H-Hang on a minute!
Without that script, I'm in some seriously deep shit! I can only remember bits
and pieces of it, and that's hardly gonna help me here!
"Touya, sis says everyone's in place, and they're all waiting for you to stand
up on the platform to give your speech!" Arma came up to me and greeted me
with a smile as bright as the sun. All I could do was respond with a stiff, forced
smile and reply with "I. Will. Be. Right. There."
"Touya, just remember! All you need to do is congratulate them! Give them
words that celebrate the occasion! That's all they want from you!"
"Y-Yeah, you're right."
"You absolutely cannot say anything about 'growing apart from each other,' 'a
ravine growing between people,' or 'how all things eventually come to an end.'
Don't mention anything such as that which may invite misfortune! You
understand what I am saying, do you not?!"
"Huh? Ah, I get it. Yeah, you're right. I'll keep that advice in mind."
This is bad. Very bad. At this rate I'm likely to fumble my words and say things
I probably really shouldn't... Though at the same time, I can't exactly just stand
up and say "Congratulations to the bride and groom! Lyon, Olga, I wish you
happiness in your new married life!" because that feels way too impersonal...
It's not like I could just say nothing, either. That'd be too rude! What was the
standard practice for a wedding celebration? Should I break out into song like
somebody's uncle who showed up out of nowhere but everyone loves anyway?
No, no, no. Rejected. I'd be way too embarrassed to do something like that.
What else is there...?
"Oh yeah." In that moment, I had a flash of brilliance. In my old world, there
was a little something special of a standard tradition for weddings. Normally I
wouldn't be able to do that kind of thing myself, but luckily for me I had That
Magic to help me out here.
"Sorry, Arma. Can you ask them to wait for just ten more minutes? I need
time to make certain preparations, you see."
"Eh? Umm, well, okay. I'll ask them to wait a little longer." Arma left in a dash
heading back to the others.
Alright, time to get this show on the road.
I began my search for certain people whom I was sure would be amongst the
crowd for this occasion.
"Ahem. I stand here today as Mochizuki Touya, the grand duke of Brunhild. To
Lyon and Olga, I wish you all the best in your marriage on this day." I made use
of my Null spell, [Speaker], I made sure that my voice would reach all those
present in the garden. There appeared to be some commotion among some
guests present who were unaware of my position as the grand duke of a
country, but I continued my speech in spite of that.
"From now on, these two will be building a family of their own. For this joyous
occasion, I would like to present to you the image of a wonderful family that
they may one day become themselves." Lyon and Olga looked at each other,
seeming puzzled by my words.
Keeping my eyes on them, I stepped down from the platform and cast my Null
spell [Mirage].
What appeared upon the stage was the image of a young, yet great man. He
was holding a newborn baby aloft, letting out a yell of joy. By his side was a
woman smiling softly in joy, along with a young boy standing beside them.
The baby held aloft by the young man was letting out innocent, joyous
laughter.
"...That's me."
"Eh?" Lyon let out a quiet whisper, which Olga overheard.
"...That baby is me, when I was just born. My brother... and my late mother,
they're both there. The one holding me is my father, back when he was still
young..." Lyon shifted his gaze over to his father, General Leon. Leon himself
was looking straight ahead, entranced by the image before him.
The scene being displayed abruptly changed to a new scenario. This time
there was a slim, fox-eared young man gazing lovingly into a cradle with a
sleeping baby in it.
"Father...?" The young Olba gently poked the cheeks of the baby, and a gentle
smile rose to his face. Irma, in the bed nearby, giggled at the sight.
Olba and Irma were likewise both captivated by the image before them.
Though the image itself was an illusion, the events themselves reflected
actual events from the past. Just earlier, I had talked to General Leon, Shyon,
Olba, Irma, Arisa, and two of their acquaintances, and requested that they let
me see all of what they remembered of these events through my [Recall] spell.
I then used those memories to recreate the image being projected upon the
stage.
The significant events of the lives of the two young versions of Lyon and Olga
began to play out one after another before the audience, accompanied by some
fitting music.
The fact that Lyon was born with a weak body. The first time that he
unwillingly took up sword training. The time he went fishing with his older
brother. The time he got into a huge argument with his father. The time when
his mother passed away. The time he persuaded his father to let him become a
Royal Knight instead of a soldier in the standing army. The extremely strict
training he undertook and overcame, becoming a splendid member of the
knight order...
The fact that Olga was a tomboy as a child. The time she returned home late
and was scolded by her mother for it. The time that she was overjoyed when
her father brought back souvenirs from a far-off country. The time when her
younger sister was born. The time when their whole family went on a trip
together. The time that Olga studied and studied and did all that she could,
before being accepted into the service of the palace. The time her family held a
congratulatory party for her after being accepted into the palace...
The reflected memories of both families softly faded away, leaving behind an
image of both Lyon and Olga as they were today. An image of the two smiling
happily together, and both of their families congratulating them on the event.
And thus, the illusion softly and slowly faded out now that the story was over.
I stepped up onto the stage once more, and spoke to the two through my
[Speaker].
"I hope that the love your families both poured their hearts into raising you
will be passed on to you both, so that your children might grow up in a similarly
wonderful family household. I believe, from the bottom of my heart, that the
two of you will do this without my needing to tell you. I would like to present
only words of celebration on this wonderful occasion to the both of you. With
this, I end my speech in honor of the married couple. I wish you all the best in
your new life together." Having finished my speech, I gave a bow. Everyone
gathered immediately broke out into applause at my presentation. It made me
feel pretty embarrassed.
I shifted my gaze to the bride and groom to find that both of them had broken
down into tears. I wondered if maybe I'd overdone it a bit... Olga was hugging
her mother, Irma, crying in her arms.
As I stepped down from the stage, Olba and General Leon both stood forward
and bowed before me.
"You have my heartfelt gratitude for giving such a wonderful gift to us all."
"Likewise, my thanks to you, Touya. You've given us the greatest words of
celebration that anyone ever could have." I had mixed feelings about the
situation. I couldn't really tell them that I'd lost the actual script that had been
prepared for me, and that I came up with this idea on the spot... But, well, they
all seemed to be happy about it, so I was just glad they liked it.
After all that, the only thing left was the final words from the bride and
groom.
As they stepped up to the stage, I cast [Speaker] on them one more time.
"Everyone... Today, we've taken the first step in our new life together. I'm
thankful beyond words for all your blessings and words of celebration. To be
honest, I am still inexperienced in many ways, but I would be extremely glad for
you to continue to support us as we set off down a new path together. Thank
you all, every one of you here!" A warm applause followed as the bride and
groom bowed up on the stage before all those present.
"Once the ceremony is over, the grand duke of Brunhild himself has privately
reserved his game room for us! To all those present who have no pressing
matters to attend to, I extend an invitation to you all to join us there if you
would like!" The entire crowd raised their voices in excitement and anticipation.
From there, I cast a [Gate] and fixed the location to the game room in my castle
in Brunhild.
In the game room, the Blitz family maid and the Strand family employees had
come to provide assistance for the guests.
They had already prepared mountains of food and drinks on the tables for all
the guests, in preparation for the afterparty.
Normally the afterparty of a wedding would only include close friends and
relatives and the like... Although I'd already learned time and again that relying
on common sense from my old world was useless over here.
"Oho. So this is Brunhild's rumored game room, is it?"
"There are many things of great interest all around me. Truly a fascinating
place." And so, the bride and groom's parents came to join in the afterparty.
General Leon looked ready to play until he collapsed, meanwhile Olba's
instincts as a merchant were thrown into overdrive at the sight of it all.
What followed was an explosion of merrymaking hijinks as everyone present
ran around having the time of their lives. Between all the drunken antics and
folks playing games, the whole place was as lively as it ever could have been.
After a while, a number of guests left for home through my [Gate]. Most of
them were young women. As they were leaving, a number of men came
forward saying that they would 'escort the ladies home.' One such man was
Shyon — Lyon's older brother — who came forward to escort a particularly
beautiful young lady home. He was a smooth player.
As the clock struck ten, the bride and groom decided to rest for the night. I
had already prepared a guest room for them further away in the other end of
the castle. It was the first night of their marriage, so, well, even I knew the
implications of what came next. A number of the guests wished to spend the
night in the castle, too, so I directed them to a different area of guest rooms.
Naturally, aside from family members and married couples, I made sure that
the men and women's guest rooms were set apart from each other for obvious
reasons.
After partying well into the early hours of the morning, a number of the
guests woke up with hangovers. I had made a tactical retreat the moment I saw
my chance, but apparently General Leon and Olba had kept drinking with each
other for the longest time, until they retreated to their own guest rooms where
they immediately collapsed into their beds and fell asleep in no time at all. Lyon
and his new wife left early in the morning to their family home. I wished them
well.
It was a tense time setting it all up, but it all worked out. After a while, I was
surprised to learn that a trend in Belfast began where people partied far into
the night and had fun after a wedding.
◇ ◇ ◇
"Let us deepen our love."
"Come again?" I froze at Yumina's sudden exclamation. What in the world
was she thinking, saying something like that out of nowhere? I would've at least
liked to eat my breakfast in peace and quiet for once.
"The thought came to me after seeing that wedding ceremony the other day.
I would like our wedding to be just as beautiful and display our overflowing love
for each other. For that, I believe we need to get to know each other better,
connect with each other on a deeper emotional level, and deepen our love for
each other." In contrast to Yumina whose eyes were sparkling with a spellbound
gaze, all I could do was give my best effort to return her gaze with a forced
smile. I understood what she was saying, and I also believed that it was an
important step in furthering our relationship, but, well, my embarrassment was
the foremost emotion that seized me in that moment.
Ignoring my feelings completely, a certain person leaped up from their chair
at the dining table. That person was none other than Lu.
"A wonderful idea, Yumina! I had been thinking the same for the longest
time! We really must deepen our bonds of love with Touya!"
"Exactly!"
"Indeed!" The two princesses leaped up and embraced each other in their
mutual understanding. It should, by all rights, have been a charming scene to
watch, but something about the whole situation made me feel very anxious and
uneasy.
"Err... What, exactly, did you have in mind?" Linze, her face completely red,
inquired this of Yumina, while keeping her gaze locked onto me. Elze and Yae
had both stopped eating their meals partway through and were also gazing over
at the princesses.
"Why, a date, of course!"
"A date?! I know of dates! It's where a man and a woman who are close to
each other go around many places outside together!"
"That's right. It mainly involves going around having meals together, going
shopping together, watching plays in theaters together and such. By which it's
an event which deepens the intimacy and emotional bonds of those who are on
the date together." Yumina gave the excited Lu a brief explanation of what a
date would entail.
Deepen our intimacy...? I mean, I'm already engaged to everyone, so I don't
really know if a date's gonna do anything to deepen our intimacy any more than
it already is.
"As a matter of fact, Touya has been neglecting us far too much lately. Are
you that type of person? The kind of man who would catch and keep a fish
without ever feeding it?"
"Erk..."
"I-I feel the same! Like yesterday, I didn't get to see Touya even once after
we'd finished our breakfast meals."
"I, too. That is... I have been feeling rather... Lonely, lately... I have." Urk. It
was true that I'd been running around all over the place doing this and that, not
having much time to spend with the girls. I felt like I should reflect on that and
try to make it up to them somehow.
It may very well have been true that I'd been taking advantage of their good
will and running off doing my own things instead. Still, I did love these girls. I
wanted to be with them forever, and I wanted to make them all as happy as I
possibly could. In spite of that, I hadn't been putting in enough effort for that.
Still, a date? A date... Even if we went on one, there still weren't many places
in Brunhild where we could go out and enjoy ourselves on a date... I could take
them to the Silver Moon Inn, or a cafe somewhere, but that was about all I
could think of on that front. As for clothes shopping, there was always Zanac's
store or Olba's Company.
Even if we went shopping, we could only really visit three or four stores.
Would they really be satisfied with just that?
"It's a bit more than just that. I want to go out with Touya, and make precious
memories together so that one day, when we're older, we can happily look
back on those memories, on things like 'We did do something like that, didn't
we?' or 'Something like that did happen, didn't it?', and I want to be able to
reminisce about such things with Touya as we grow older and older and make
more and more wonderful memories together." That was right... Yumina was
absolutely right. Besides, my [Gate] wasn't just limited to Brunhild, it could take
us just about anywhere we wanted now, be it other countries or wherever. If I
didn't make use of that ability now, then when would I?
"...Alright, then how about this. For today, we'll all go out together on a date.
We'll visit lots of places and do a whole bunch of fun things together." The
moment I spoke those words, everyone's faces lit up in smiles. In that very
moment, I decided I wanted to protect those smiles forever.
"Now that that's decided, we must make suitable preparations!" Lu's
announcement seemed to have flipped a switch in everyone, as they began
devouring their breakfast at an amazing speed before clearing away their plates
and heading straight back to their own rooms. I could understand that they
were excited about it, but if you eat your breakfast that fast it could be bad for
your digestive system.
As for me, I went to visit Kousaka to let him know that I had to change our
planned schedule to another day as an important matter had come up.
Fortunately, the work we'd had planned only involved things like marking the
districts of the town and inspecting land that could be used for farming, so I
figured it should be fine.
I sat out on the terrace enjoying the wonderful tea that our butler Laim had
prepared as I waited for the girls, when suddenly I heard a stampede of
footsteps heading right in my direction.
"Sorry for the wait."
"..." Gazing upon the sight of the girls before me, I very nearly spilled my tea
everywhere.
Everyone's outfits were drastically different than usual.
Yumina was dressed in a cardigan with a large collar, a tiered skirt, and black
tights.
Lu wore a jumper skirt, and a blouse with a ribbon on the front.
Elze had decided to go with a blouse, with a long, knitted cardigan over it, as
well as a culotte skirt and black tights.
Now Linze, she had gone with a classic dress with an embroidered flower
pattern around the collar, wearing a cardigan over the top, and kneesocks for
her legs.
Amongst all of this, Yae's outfit was the one that surprised me the most. She
kept her ponytail as it was, but she wasn't in her usual hakama, or in fact any
Eashen clothing at all — Yae was outfitted in a hooded blouson jacket and kneelength trousers. She wasn't wearing her usual zouri either, but rather
fashionable shoes instead.
None of their outfits looked like fashion that was common in this world at all.
"Those clothes..."
"We each had Zanac make them for us specifically for this sort of occasion.
We ordered them specially once we learned that you'd come up with the
designs for them, Touya." I certainly had given such clothing designs to Zanac by
way of my [Drawing] skill, but I honestly hadn't expected the debut of those
designs to happen like this.
"So... H-How do I look?"
"Eh? Ah, yeah. You look really beautiful. Those outfits actually look really
great on all of you. They really suit you." Elze asked me while blushing, and I just
answered reflexively. But it was true that I thought they all looked really cute in
those clothes. I never would've thought that a simple change of clothes would
leave such a deep impression on me.
"Well then, let us depart on our date! Oh, but before that..." As if taking the
lead for something, Lu turned to face the other girls and clenched her fist.
Following her lead, the rest of the girls also each clenched one of their fists
with a sharp look in their eyes.
"Rock, paper... Scissors!"
"That was a draw, so... Go!"
Umm... What exactly are you refined ladies up to, playing rock-paperscissors...?
"I have won!"
"I-I won, too!" It seemed like Lu and Linze had won at something, but... What
was this all about? Just as I was wondering that, the answer came to me
without warning. Rushing up to my side, Lu and Linze each wrapped themselves
around my arms.
"Just remember that we're going to be switching after a while, you two."
"Such regret, regret indeed..."
"Hey! Aren't you clinging to him a bit too much?!"
Oh, now I get it. Hrmm... On the one hand this is a very pleasurable
experience, but on the other, it's pretty damn embarrassing... Meanwhile, Laim
was laughing at the sight. Yup, definitely pretty embarrassing...
I somehow managed to convince the two ladies to just link arms with me
instead. It was still embarrassing, but it was better than having them wrapping
their entire bodies around me in public. Though I'd be lying if I said it wasn't a
pleasant experience either way.
"Now, where should we go first?"
"Let us visit Refreese first! I have never been there before, and I would like to
see it at least once."
"Alright, if that's what you want. Refreese will be our first stop, then."
Everyone was on board with Lu's suggestion, so I whipped up a [Gate] to
Refreese's Imperial City, Bern.
Bern was a beautiful scenic city surrounded by wonderful sights of nature. It
resembled the towns of Santorini with their overlooking view of the Aegean
Sea, as the blue of the sea and the sky merged together into the horizon
blending together into a single world of blue. The white walls of the stores and
buildings of the street on the hill road only helped to enhance the beauty of the
scenery.
Perhaps it was because we were in a high place, but we were embraced by a
gentle and refreshing breeze.
"What a lovely city this is!"
"The breeze is so refreshing, it is~" Being their first trip to Bern, Lu and Yae
were enraptured by the wonder of the beautiful scenery around them.
Yumina had apparently been here a few times with her family due to royal
affairs, meanwhile Elze and Linze were born and raised in Refreese. I'd heard
from them that they'd been to the Imperial City a couple of times before. After
admiring the scenery, next we took off to go wander around the fancy
accessory shops and general goods stores in Bern, enjoying our little shopping
trip.
When all five of the girls asked me to pick out something that suited each of
them, I at first struggled to think of what would be best for each of them. After
a lot of thought, I went for a selection of five brooches, each styled after the
design of the flower that best suited each girl, and gave them to the girls as
gifts.
I also picked up a few souvenirs for the people back at the castle. They were
always helping me and looking out for me, so I wanted to thank them in some
way. I hoped they'd be happy with what I got for them.
Our next stop was a cafe at the top of a small hill, where we decided to have a
bite to eat. Apparently the time to switch had come, so now Yumina and Elze
were linking arms with me.
Assaulted by their "Say aaah" attacks as they fed me by spoon, my shyness
began to reach critical levels. Yumina was pulling off this advanced move like it
was nothing, while Elze on the other hand let out her little "S-Say aaahhn"
attack while blushing to her ears.
God dammit, why are you so cute, you little rascal?!
"Wherever are we going next, then?" Yae asked as she took my arm. Lu had
taken my other arm once more.
"Ah, Touya, look! It seems like there's a theatre troupe putting on a display
down in the town plaza." Yumina pointed to a poster on the wall. It was an
advertisement by a theatre troupe for a play called "Bakram the Mighty Dragon
Slayer." By the title alone, it didn't feel like the kind of performance you'd
usually go to watch while on a date.
"Bakram the Mighty Dragon Slayer is a love story about a certain woman. In
order to gain approval for the marriage of her beloved, she goes on a quest to
fight an Evil Dragon, but the Dragon..."
"STOP! If you spoil the story, it won't be nearly as interesting to watch!" As
the older sister, Elze stopped Linze before her explanation went into spoiler
territory. Still, a love story, eh? If that was the case, maybe everyone would
enjoy seeing it, after all.
"So, you wanna go see it?"
"Yes!" Right as we were about to head to the location of the plaza listed on
the poster, our path was blocked by four men.
"Yo, buddy. Popular guy, ain't ya? Makes me real jealous, y'get what I mean?"
One of the men called out to me with a vulgar smile staining his face. The guys
were all dressed like adventurers, but not a single one of them seemed to have
any decent equipment on them at all. If anything, they just looked like a group
of halfwit thugs. They didn't even look that much older than me. Though in this
world, that was still old enough to be considered an adult.
"Do you have some business with me?"
"Nah, nothin' that important. Y'see, we ain't got much cash right now. Then
we come across a dude who's trailin' a bunch of women all wrapped 'round his
arms, an' we figured y'might be able to spot us some cash with the virtue of
that wide ol' heart a' yours. Get it?" So they were just decorating extortion in
pretty words. It was a sad sight to see such human trash loitering around in
such a beautiful city. The emperor sure must have his hands full already, and
now this...
"Look, buddy, don't you think it's a bit shameful to be trying to extort money,
even from a guy like me? You're old enough to be responsible for your own
livelihood, so just go out and get a job like everyone else."
"The fuck you say?! Look, brat, d'ya even get what's goin' on here?!"
"We ain't lookin' for a priest, we're lookin' for a profit. Now hand over yer
wallet if ya know what's good for ya."
"Hell, if ya ain't gonna hand over yer wallet, we'd be fine takin' them girlies
ye've got with ya. We'll make sure to take reeeaaal good care of 'em in yer
place." The thugs all burst out into a vulgar display of laughter.
One of them reached out his hand toward Lu, so I figured I should at least give
him one good punch to set him straight and took a step forward. But before I
could do anything, two people made their move before I could.
"Gnuogh?!"
"Ahgyaaagh!" Yae grabbed the laughing thug by the wrist and threw him
straight down onto the ground.
Elze swept the legs of another one of the thugs and then sent him flying.
"Wh-Whaddya think you're doin' you bitch?!"
"I don't want to waste my precious time dealing with human garbage like you.
Would you get the hell out of my sight, right this instant?"
"I very much agree, I do. I very much would not care to dirty our precious day
dealing with the likes of you, I would not." Elze and Yae shot the thugs a glare
so cold it could freeze the very air itself.
When I glanced to my side, I noticed that Lu, Yumina, and Linze were all
shooting the same ice-cold glare at them. The atmosphere was so tense I could
barely move. My instincts were telling me that the girls were even sending me
the message "Don't you dare lift a finger here."
"Crazy bitches, don't fuck with us! Ya'd best be ready now that ye've done
that to us!" The two thugs that had been knocked down stood back up, and the
whole gang whipped out knives from their pockets. They must've thought we'd
be easy to take down, judging by the disgusting smiles on their faces.
"They must surely believe that they could intimidate us if they came at us in a
group all armed with knives, I suspect."
"I suppose I should have expected this. They truly are little more than a group
of petty thugs."
"They're the textbook example of utter lowlifes." These girls weren't holding
anything back...
"ORAAH!" One of the men Linze had called a lowlife charged straight for Elze,
knife in hand and ready to stab her. Naturally, Elze wasn't about to be taken
down by a puny thug like this. There was a dry cracking sound as Elze shattered
the hand the man was holding the knife in, and in the same movement she
brought her heel crashing down against the back of the man's head.
"Guhhuergh?!"
"You bitch... Guahberagh?!" A second man charged at Elze from behind, only
to be knocked out in one shot by Elze's roundhouse kick.
Another charged at Yae, who swiftly dodged the man's knife, grabbed him by
the arm, and slammed him against the wall in a single swift movement.
The last man standing looked at Yae and Elze like his brain couldn't even
process what had just happened.
"Y-You bastards! I'll get you for this! You'd better remember that!"
Abandoning his companions, the man ran away in such a rush that he tripped
over several times as he fled.
"As if we'd bother to remember a lowlife like that."
"Everything from the way he ran away to the line he left us with merely
proves his status as a mere thug."
"He got... everything that he deserved." They really were running their
mouths off here...
"Elze, Yae, are you alright?"
"As if I'd ever get hurt against an opponent like that."
"Goodness sake... It appears that fools like them can be found in any country,
they can." Yae remarked as she observed the three men collapsed before her.
There was some truth to her words, though. On rare occasions, thugs like that
even popped up in Brunhild sometimes.
"You fellas are pretty strong, huh? But you'd best be careful. They're part of a
group of scoundrels who've claimed this area as their territory. Their leader's a
bit of an infamous big-shot, almost worse than the actual criminals around
here. My advice? You should probably get out of here as soon as you can." A
kind old man who'd watched our little conflict gave us a concerned warning.
The fact that these thugs had their own territory was bad enough already.
Disorder among the public leads to disorder among the whole country. Next
time I see His Imperial Presence, I'll need to give him a strict talking to.
"Alright, let's forget about all this nonsense and get going. Wouldn't want to
miss the play." Elze grabbed me by the arm and took off running. I struggled to
match her pace for a moment there.
"Hold it right there, Elze! It is my turn to take Touya's arm!"
"It is my turn too, it is!" Everyone began chasing after the two of us as we
dashed down the hill. Lu and Yae were shouting out complaints, but they still
seemed to be having great fun with it all.
We joked around with our mock-complaints and little arguments in a way so
as not to cause any public disturbance, as we entered the tent where the
theater troupe was putting on their play.
"That was pretty interesting!"
"Yeah, both the acting and the script were great."
"Bakram the Dragon Slayer" was quite an interesting play. It started out as a
simple love story, but as the tale progressed, political intrigue, love rivals, and
Dragons all made an appearance. It was a gripping production that spanned
four acts.
Best of all, this wasn't fiction. Apparently the play was based off a true story
from a hundred years ago. Of course, certain parts had likely been embellished
for dramatic effect.
"Maybe we should invite a troupe like that to our country sometime."
"I don't see why not. I'm sure everyone would be happy." Chatting excitedly,
we made our way to the restaurant that'd recently become the talk of the city
in Refreese. According to Yumina's sources, even the reclusive princess has
snuck out of the castle before to go eat there. I really hope we don't end up
running into her...
After a few minutes of walking, Yae and Elze sidle up to me and
surreptitiously whisper into my ear.
"We're being tailed."
"I knew it." A while back I'd noticed a group tracking us.
"There's six to our right, five to our left and eight behind us... I believe that's
all."
"That's quite the force. What do you imagine their objective is?" I casually
glanced to my right. The figures instantly retreated into the shadows, but
before they vanished I distinctly made out one of the thugs we'd ran into
earlier.
"I guess he brought his cronies along to try and teach us a lesson."
"Aaah, I see now."
Elze heaved a sigh as understanding dawned on her. Yae slipped back and
informed the other three of the situation.
"How unpleasant..."
"Some people never learn I suppose."
"Sheesh, what a pain." I could feel the girls' wrath flare up. The heat was
almost palpable. Well, I understood their anger. To be honest, I was rather
frustrated myself. They were interrupting my precious quality time with
everyone.
I could have just locked on to all of them and hit them with [Paralyze], but
then they might have come after me again. It would be best to put an end to
this once and for all.
"It's not so bad to get some exercise before dinner, right?"
"I doubt we'll manage to even work up a sweat... It's obvious those thugs
won't put up a decent fight." I made small talk with Elze as I lured the thugs into
a deserted alleyway. The sun was just beginning to set, and the sky was a fiery
red.
I was hoping to settle things before night fell.
"This should be good enough." We stopped at an empty street. Seeing their
chance, the thugs trickled out from behind the cover of nearby buildings. They
were carrying crude cudgels in their hands. Two, four, six... more than I'd
thought. Less than thirty though.
"They's the ones, boss!"
"Oh, pretty little things, ain't they? This should be fun." The thug from earlier
had brought over a hulking bear of a man. He had a knife in his hand, and a
longsword strapped to his waist. So this guy was the Big Boss of the little ruffian
gang, huh. Well, whatever.
Fitting of a boss of a group of trash, the boss himself had quite the crookedlooking face with his perverted grin.
"Yer luck ran out when you made an enemy of us, fellas. Oy, you there. Yeah,
you, the brat. If ya leave all the cash you've got on ya and hand over the
women, I might even consider lettin' ya go free."
"Dumbass." I whipped out my Brunhild gun and shot the leader right in the
temple with a rubber bullet. Knocked back by the force of the sudden attack, he
fell backward and collapsed to the ground unconscious. I wasn't about to just
stand and wait for an enemy armed with a weapon to come charging at me.
"B-Boooss?!"
"Y-You bastards, the fuck d'ya think you're doin'?! Guys, go get 'im—"
"Blow forth, Wind! Soaring, Spinning Gust: [Whirlwind]!"
"Uwoooooaaahhh!" A burst of wind came out of nowhere and sent a number
of the thugs flying into the air. As expected of Yumina, skilled as ever.
"Entwine thus, Ice! Frozen Curse: [Icebind]!"
"Nuoouh?! M-My feet are frozen?!" This time Linze showed off her magic
skills by freezing one of the thugs' shoes to the ground. Normally that spell was
meant to freeze the legs completely, meaning Linze had deliberately held back.
Following up Linze's move, Elze moved in with a straight punch of
considerable force, sending the thug flying through the air so hard that he was
blown right out of his shoes still frozen to the ground.
"Gnuhuoh?!"
"Ouhgack?!" Apparently Lu had snatched one of the enemy's weapons before
anyone could even notice, and was striking down thug after thug with a simple
wooden stick.
"Lu-dono's skill is rather impressive, it is. I suppose it is time for my turn,
then." Yae swiftly snatched a length of timber from one of the thugs and struck
one of them heavily right on the shoulder. With her improvised weapon, she
continued to send anyone who came her way flat to the ground face-first with
great skill.
After just a single minute had passed, roughly thirty or so thugs were all down
and collapsed in the alleyway.
"Well, then." Using [Power Rise], I gathered the entire group of thugs into
one big pile. I took a piece of paper and wrote "These men are a group of
bandits and robbers. I have therefore taken the liberty of arresting them." and
slapped the note on the leader of the group.
Having done this, I opened up a [Gate] to the Refreese Knight's patrol station
that I'd seen near the theater tent and lugged the lot of them through it. That
took care of that.
"Honestly... Now our precious date has been completely ruined." Yumina
puffed out her cheeks in dissatisfaction, and I did my best to calm her down.
She was cute when she was angry, but I still wanted the girls I loved to be
smiling as often as possible.
"C'mon Yumina, we can all just visit anywhere at any time. We're going to be
together for the rest of our lives, after all. We'll have plenty of chances to go on
dates. In a few years, we might even look back on this little incident as a funny
memory. To be honest, I still really had a lot of fun with our date today."
"Touya..."
"Hey, don't just casually say it like our date's already over! We've still got
plenty of time to go out and have even more fun!"
"Very true, indeed."
"Precisely! Now, let us all head off to a restaurant!"
"I'm, looking forward to that."
"Hey, don't drag me along like that! The restaurant's not gonna get up and
run away, you know!" As the sun set on our date and the stars in the sky shone
above us, we, all of us, all ran together under the starlit sky.
The food in the restaurant was delicious. It was so good that I couldn't have
been more satisfied. Everyone had returned to their usual cheerful selves, too.
We managed to end our hectic date on a very positive note.
When we returned to the castle, I handed out the souvenirs that I'd bought
for everyone. I took a bath and went to my room to retire for the night, only for
that thought to be interrupted by a certain group of five girls in their pajamas
who had barged right into my bedroom, leaving me at a complete loss.
Just for the record, nothing indecent happened between us at all. The five had
fallen right asleep in my bed leaving little room for me, so I had no choice but to
sleep on the couch for the night. Still, all in all, it had been a wonderful day.
I told myself that I'd do my best tomorrow, too.